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Romance › Re: 18+: Weird Updated Nairaland Emojis That You Have NEVER Seen Before by Xenry(op): 6:54am On Nov 02, 2021

suffering:
How come I can’t quote the write-up to learn the codes?

Try again, I've updated it.

Romance › Re: Why You Should Not Waste Much Time Asking Her Out by Xenry: 1:00am On Nov 02, 2021

No need to ask anybody out. Just fùck https://www.mysmiley.net/adult/t1594.gif and go your own separate ways.

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Romance › Re: 18+: Weird Updated Nairaland Emojis That You Have NEVER Seen Before by Xenry(op): 12:02am On Nov 02, 2021*

Make una manage these ones https://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/rolleye/rolleye0010.gif

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Romance › 18+: Weird Updated Nairaland Emojis That You Have NEVER Seen Before by Xenry(op): 11:29pm On Nov 01, 2021*

Modified:
To use these emojis, quote this post to view the img link, copy the emojis' img link, then paste it wherever you want to use it https://www.mysmiley.net/adult/t15179.gif.

how to get more emojis: Go to "www. mysmiley .net", select the categories you want, click the emoji and copy it's img link (the link for Forum BB code), and paste it on Nairaland whenever you want to use it. There are lots of emojis therehttps://www.mysmiley.net/adult/t1513.gif.

Make sure to remove the emojis' source link to avoid being redirected when someone click the emoji on NL; remove the cancelled link's part:
[s][url=http://www.mysmiley.net/free-evilgrin-smiléys.php][/s]https://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/animated/anim_20.gif ~~[/urI]~~

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Romance › Re: Have you seen this abnormal Nairaland emoji? (Pictures) by Xenry(op): 11:22pm On Nov 01, 2021

Lilsameey:
How you do am?

It's a link, copy and paste "[img]http://www.mysmiley. net/imgs/smile/happy/happy0055.gif[/img]" without any space.

Romance › Re: Have you seen this abnormal Nairaland emoji? (Pictures) by Xenry(op): 10:24pm On Nov 01, 2021

Beebah2000:
Lol
The abnormal emoji looks scary

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Romance › Re: Have you seen this abnormal Nairaland emoji? (Pictures) by Xenry(op): 10:23pm On Nov 01, 2021*

IgiveLadiesBj:
abeg do giveaway for the broke

Okay, drop account details.

But remember I don talk say na to dy disappoint people I wan to dey do now https://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/happy/happy0055.gif

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Romance › Have you seen this abnormal Nairaland emoji? (Pictures) by Xenry(op): 10:12pm On Nov 01, 2021*

See am ooo! Na abnormal emojis I wan to dey use now! https://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/happy/happy0055.gif
https://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/fighting/fighting0018.gif
https://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/fighting/fighting0010.gif

Updated thread: https://www.nairaland.com/6830809/Weird-nairaland-emojis-you-have-NEVER-seen-before

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Romance › Re: Wetin una want to dey do now? (Pictures) by Xenry(op): 9:42pm On Nov 01, 2021

Romance › Re: Wetin una want to dey do now? (Pictures) by Xenry(op): 9:33pm On Nov 01, 2021

Drop yours joor

Romance › Re: Wetin una want to dey do now? (Pictures) by Xenry(op): 9:30pm On Nov 01, 2021

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Romance › Wetin una want to dey do now? (Pictures) by Xenry(op): 9:29pm On Nov 01, 2021*

Wetin una wan to dey do now?

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Romance › Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by Xenry(op): 10:55pm On Oct 29, 2021

ExtremeDot:
The answer you seek, how e wan take help you?

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Romance › Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by Xenry(op): 10:53pm On Oct 29, 2021

silvoclaira:
How do female get erection

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Romance › Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by Xenry(op): 10:49pm On Oct 29, 2021*

The picture below made me to ask this question grin

.
Having a stubborn erection isn't funny though.

"Cops beat up teen after bank teller mistakes his erection for a pistol"

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Romance › Love Won't Pay Your Bills. Let Go. (pictures) by Xenry(op): 10:24pm On Oct 29, 2021

Just remember; if love could get the job done, you wouldn't all be bleeped up!

Romance › Why You Shouldn't Argue Blindly On Nairaland! (Pictures) by Xenry(op): 10:04pm On Oct 29, 2021*

You can pretty much argue with a 10 years old kid online and leave feeling superior. Since you don't know their age, you won't know your loss . . .

Now you get the point. Sometimes it's just not worth the effort. Especially on Nairaland; a faceless forum like this, where kids fake their ages just to fit in. Mehn, I no fit argue with anybody here oo. Make anonymous kids no use me catch cruise and waste my time.

But it's sometimes not hard to figure them out; by their comments, you shall know them.
A lot of intelligent dudes are here also, and I attentively read their comments in awe.

But all in all, do not blindly argue online, the person behind that keyboard may be just a lil kid who's on freemode browsing.

Nairaland is a cool forum, but there are many kids here... They are in your mentions, threads commenting ***, and yet you would come online, reply their mentions and chat with them like they know "what's up" in life, as if they have experienced the raw realities of nature.

It's all good shaa... But this forum remains toxic for kids, and some would grow up to hate women if they are allowed to roam around on this section of Nairaland's street aimlessly and unguided!

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Romance › Re: How To Tell A Girl That She Smells Down There? by Xenry(op): 9:47pm On Oct 28, 2021

Smartb0y:
Don't they examine themselves, like WTF!!!

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Romance › Re: How To Tell A Girl That She Smells Down There? by Xenry(op): 8:20pm On Oct 28, 2021

InfernoNig:
Immediately, I perceive foul smell from the punna, while digging her punna, I withdraw my dick and put it in her mouth for her to taste it. Did it to one chick like that, up till now, she see me run.

Action speaks louder than words

What if she's just a friend?

Romance › How To Tell A Girl That She Smells Down There? by Xenry(op): 8:03pm On Oct 28, 2021*

What is the best way to let a girl know about this?
I found the answer below on Quora for the question
"How can I tell a lady friend that I can smell her below the waist private parts when she rides with me in my car and it's pretty horrific?"

You know, having tried the diplomatic approach to such things for many years, I finally reached the point where I just lead with the truth.

“Honey, you’re lookin’ good but your vagina smells like a small animal crawled up into it and died, and been rottin’ in there for quite a while now. I had a dead rat in my wall one time and I can tell you it smelled just like that. I would either go to a veterinarian and ask her to poke around and find it or maybe just go to a gynecologist who has some experience with animals and one a them vacuum thingys because it’s probably just a bunch a pureed guts by now.”

I don’t know if that did any good or not for the lady. I never saw her again. But I can tell you that within a month that smell was out of the upholstery and a month after that I could use my car again.

Thank God I had two cars, is all I can say.

Now, over to you, how would you go about it?
Should we just be direct and spill out the truth without mincing words?

make I just sit back, relax, . . . , and read comments.
Lalasticlala. . .

Autos › Re: What Is Your Dream Car? by Xenry: 3:54pm On Oct 25, 2021

Tesla model s or any other cool Tesla model, i must buy a Tesla!

Romance › Re: Is It Considered Cheating If You Sex Text? by Xenry: 9:41am On Oct 25, 2021

Romance › Re: Is Making Friends Still Worth It In Nigeria? Share your opinions! by Xenry(op): 7:46am On Oct 25, 2021

Romance › Re: If Nobody Has Called You This Before, Then You Haven't Made Enough Money Yet! by Xenry(op): 7:45am On Oct 25, 2021

Romance › Re: Is Making Friends Still Worth It In Nigeria? Share your opinions! by Xenry(op): 9:48pm On Oct 24, 2021

SportsHD:
I don't get too close to people. Except my business partners. Even with them, I watch out and don't have an iota of looseguardness in me.

By the way, I think Xenry and chatinent are the same person. The niggar just switches personality.
I mean, with the way you two write, kinda looks alike.

That's it bro! Wahala for who don looseguard.
Ummm, No! We are two different persons cool

. Xenry no dey two for Nairaland, na only me ooo! grin

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Romance › If Nobody Has Called You This Before, Then You Haven't Made Enough Money Yet! by Xenry(op): 9:28pm On Oct 24, 2021*

Just a random thought: if nobody has called you a ritualist or a Yahoo guy before, then you haven't made enough money yet — enough to impress them, or be considered as a rich man by them. Calling you a ritualist means that you are making an abnormal cash, the one that terrifies them. And calling you a Yahoo boy means that you dress well, have a cool ride, . . . , and some cash with you.

If no one has called you this before, then you are still who they always expect you to be, and you haven't just made enough money.

Has anyone called you that before? Share your story.

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Romance › Re: Is Making Friends Still Worth It In Nigeria? Share your opinions! by Xenry(op): 3:10pm On Oct 24, 2021

Bombastically00:
Being in a sexual or romantic relationship with the other gender is even worse. It creates room for some unnecessary emotional feelings which are distractive and destructive. my gf laughed after reading this with me

lol

Romance › Re: Is Making Friends Still Worth It In Nigeria? Share your opinions! by Xenry(op): 3:09pm On Oct 24, 2021

Smartb0y:
guy,you dey burst my brain.
its good knowing human being still exist

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Romance › Re: Is Making Friends Still Worth It In Nigeria? Share your opinions! by Xenry(op): 3:03pm On Oct 24, 2021

Lilsameey:
Op, your head dey there, I tested a friend recently, I did as if I was extremely broke, he has accomodation problem so he was in my place, I told him I had only 1k with me, We used it as feeding that night, did you believe this guy went out the next morning and did no even contact me till evening not until night when he called that he was at someone's place, he ate this in the morning, another stuff in the afternoon and another stuff in the night, Lmao, he never came back to my place again and did not bother to contact me again, I was just happy because I cannot house and start feeding you as well, you no be cripple nah. They only be one your friend to share what you have at that time, moment it is finished, They are gone like fighter jets.

Lol... He just showed you his true color. I believe that people wear fake masks and that only through "testing" can it be removed to reveal their true faces.
That's why I don't get too close to some people, I just keep myself to myself, and let them know only what is necessary. Lol! That's life, and it is what it is!

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Romance › Re: Is Making Friends Still Worth It In Nigeria? Share your opinions! by Xenry(op): 2:53pm On Oct 24, 2021

Smartb0y:
A very brilliant post

Davash222:
I keep my male friends close cos I believe them die... But, you see that other gender? Na only God go separate my quarrel with them.

That's it bro!

What I do is "be friendly to them, but don't befriend them".

I keep my ways to myself so that no one can use it against me behind my back.

Just hustle to get money, invest it to expand it in the future, and then live a low-key life so that you will be on the safe side; safe from Nigerian depressed niggars who no wan Hussle along.

And also don't give any girl shi shi. Money is unisex, let them hustle for theirs!

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