₦airaland Forum

Miss Cucumber

jaksmillioniar:
most women are lier and hippocrates dey act like dey hate sex yet enjoys it pass guys. if u tink am lieing watch how dey act in bed

slawomir:
you see
I thought women don't love sex

the way they will be acting up at the early stage of courtship ehnnn as if they can stay without sex
immediately you marry your girl and try to deny her that same sex she never allowed you to have when you were taosting her she will bring the roof down

Mumu posters.

Kemi is smart, she used one stone(fake repentance) to kill two birds(escaping jail and getting monetary support)

Cunning man, he is trying to counter sahara's narrative.

Illogical argument for kindergarten pupils.

Ayodejioak:
Taraba, one of the image denting states in Nigeria. Never heard of a good news from that land, no resources... even bad news sef, we no just dey hear anything. I see why all Nigerian come form either Lagos, Oyo, Ogun PH, Abia and partially FCT. The rest 30 states na MAP BEAUTIFICATION!

Shut up herdsman.

ussy09:
Since the arrival of those sex dulls... Some girls are now restless and being nice somehow
Imagine yesterday I just sneezed and 3 girls ran after me with first aid box

Nonsense, what is the connection between the topi and your post?
You kids just go about spamming every thread whenever you steal a funny line online, if you
are so good why not start a show?
SMH

He is protecting you from future problems.

The professor is a fool, since the British conquered the sokoto caliphate, Benue belonged to them
and since they have handed over the territories to the Federal Republic, Benue lands belong to the
government.

Forced conversion.

porka:
Presidential system did not lead to civil war (that is if you are referring to the Nigerian Civil War).

The civil war started in 1967 and ended in 1970.

The presidential system of government started in 1979.

Always seek to understand the subject before making embarrassing comments next time.

The "institutionalisation of corruption and massive degrading of our collective morals" were also some of the reasons given by the military coupist for taking over from the "parliamentarians" in 1966 which culminated in civil war.

Baba Akande is one of the people who cannot internalize their losses.

When such people fail they start looking for excuses for their failures instead of doing a thorough introspection.

Any intelligent human being won't read up to two lines of Buhari's life history before coming to a sane conclusion that Buhari has always been a monumental failure.

In any case, does Baba Akande appreciate the intellectual and physical rigours of debating in a parliament daily?

Can he honestly tell us where Buhari would have found such intellectual acumen?

Our presidential system is a progeny of the unitary system declared by Ironsi which led to the
civil war. The name of the system does not matter, they both concentrate power in the center.

Boko haram

grossintel:
that's the problem, must guys just want to penetrate and get over with, but ladies want to cuddle and kiss and can't take penetration for a long time and aren't always in the mood. So this will be a problem when married men prefer making love to dulls then a wife who is out of shape. It won't be funny at all.

Wrong, if that were to be the case, men would have no preference for the looks of their partners,
since every woman can serve as a penetration tool. Married men will never prefer dolls, unless they
have no other options(cheating).

seunmsg:
There was corruption and mismanagement during the parliamentary government of the first republic.

There is corruption and mismanagement in every government in the world, many still manage to progress
and our first republic leaders were seasoned administrators with visions.

In addition, the country was so divided along tribal line that Nigerians rejoiced when the military took over. So, let's stop painting the first republic as a perfect government.

Nigerians did not rejoice, some section of Nigerians did because they wanted power by all means.
And the stupid coup planner are responsible for some of the current problems we are facing.

The presidential system of government was introduced to unite Nigerians and reduce ethnic tension. The operators of the system are the problem and not the system.

The introduction of a presidential system achieved the opposite of its aims, it led to civil war, institutionalisation of corruption
and massive degrading of our collective morals.

Akande is spot on, no system can beat the parliamentary system for a large ethnically diverse and largely illiterate population
such as ours.

Alariiwo:
Loneliness and frustration you say? If only you know the population of men trying to escape their marriage.

Not with the increasing number of nagging and cheating wives in this present day Nigeria.

Most married men will gladly dump their wives for those dolls you see.

Men talking about dumping their wives is like a Nigerian complaining about bad governance, neither of
them is serious because serious people don't just talk, they take action.
There has always been some nagging and cheating wives, yet men still choose to get married.
Even though some men are trying to escape their marriage, they don't plan to practically remain single
or live with a doll as wife.
You would be mistaken if you think sex is the only reason why men get married because in this present age
you need not get married to get regular sex unless you are totally broke. Even some broke men manage to keep
a harem.

Alariiwo:
This sturv is not a joking matter o..

Girls will start jostling for guys now.. Married men will divorce their wives and get sex dolls.

Aye n baje lo.

Unless for publicity stunt, a married man who divorce his wife will look for another wife not
doll, less he die of loneliness and frustration.

Bolustical:
In as much as I don't support this nonsense.

I think it will go a long way in humbling some women who think they can punish their spouses with sex.

This sex doll will go a long in breaking many homes.

It won't break any home, there is more to sex than penetration. Though the doll will be useful for
those who are currently starving.

mediocre:
Celibacy is one of the most misunderstood English words. When you decide to remain celibate, it means you should refrain from not only penetrative sex but also any form of sexual activity eg kissing, bj, hand job, fingering...

Some girls will have sucked the life out of dïcks, been finger fücked, infact they'll have performed all sorts of sexual atrocities apart from the actual penetrative sex, and still be calling themselves virgins Virgin my yansh .... I cannot even marry a virgin, for what na

As a confirmed mediocre, you shouldn't be picky because you may never get married.

Attention

This deranged woman should be left to suffer.

okerekeikpo:
Okoroawusa see em bow leg wey em use do ritual idiot bastard

Shut up frustrated ipob.

metro8032:
sister u talk from experience,they are poor but will make someone get rich, thats wat the instructions the devil gave them

Devil's spokesman, they can never get you rich, they will only scam you.

asuustrike2009:
Nothing goes for nothing. Your soul is exchange for richness if you try it. Now ask yourself why is the juju priest not involved in such act? Why didn't he use his children? Isn't suspicious that they rather use others than their blood

Because it is a fraud, if it were real the greedy nature of man would have mandated him to prepare such juju for himself.

aaronson:
This Yahoo thing isn't worth being fetish about, It only deals with the brain, psychology and persistency. The real yahoo boys cashing out today without any form of voodoo, fetish or juju rituals are mostly graduates of reputable universities across Nigeria. The uneducated once still relies on outdated techniques, methods and formats to approaching a now advanced and upgraded mode of interaction with the western world and expect to rip them off when they 3 steps ahead of you. It won't work and so they resort to these diabolic means which also doesn't work and detrimental in the long run.

Laziness to overtasking their brain is just the issue here.

I didn't put this out to encourage fraud, what am trying to get across is whatever thing you find yourself doing, It was brought about by someone's idea via thinking and it would only take you extra thinking to improve on the previous idea or p1mp the system two step ahead of the ideal. Period!

You don't know what you are talking about unless you are speaking from personal experience.

Papoose269:
Nice move. I'm not a fan of the Tonto Churchill drama but I strongly believe that the child needs to be protected. Linda Ikeji on the other hand is only concerned about making more money and I'm beginning to lose my respect for her. Don't get me wrong, money is good but when you are willing to exploit a little child for financial reasons then you are just plain evil.

I have problem with people like you who are afraid of placing blame where it should be.
How is it Linda's business that Tonto chose to feature her child in a reality TV show?
Is that the first time a parent will choose to use their child in money-making business?

Hehehe, waiting

You have just started, you will soon turn to street beggar.

Bigot

Bunch of illiterates, an accused is entitled to a defense.

mvem:
...I mean the comparism with book haram

They can be compared because they are both violent group.

mvem:
...bokoharam no be Fulani na

Oh, only Fulanis are peaceful. SMH