Good for them. Wicket ppo

YoungPerson:

It is because of people like you I refused to join the military. See how you're judging the case from two paragraphs and a 30 second video that explains next to nothing. I for find you and flog sense into your synapses.


As a parent, I use my hard earned money that I worked tirelessly for to buy a phone for my child so as to track him or her in this evil world we live in. That child defies school rules and takes it to school. The school finds it and asks my child to destroy it in front of the whole school under duress with a camera in front of her. I don't have this information but then I wake up to see the video on Nairaland frontpage, bros, people go die.

Mumu talk

tsephanyah:
We are grateful for your services for the nation Sir.

Wife�

Men,una dey mess up sha

5

Wetin this one dey talk self

tsephanyah:
If it can sneak into America, Europe, south Korea and Japan. It can definitely. Sneak into Nigeria. meanwhile some vital information.
What is the incubation period for the coronavirus?
An incubation period is the time between catching an illness and showing symptoms of the illness. Current estimates suggest that symptoms of COVID-19 usually appear within around five days or less in most cases, but the range could be between one and 14 days.

What are the symptoms of the new coronavirus?
Fever, dry cough, trouble breathing, and sometimes pneumonia are the common symptoms of COVID-19. There have been some reports of gastrointestinal symptoms (nausea, vomiting, or diarrhea) before respiratory symptoms occur, but this is largely a respiratory virus.

Those who have the virus may have no obvious symptoms (be asymptomatic) or symptoms ranging from mild to severe. In some cases, the virus is life-threatening or fatal.

Currently, it seems that most people who get sick will recover from COVID-19. Recovery time varies and, for people who are not severely ill, may be similar to the aftermath of a flulike illness. People with mild symptoms may recover within a few days. People who have pneumonia may take longer to recover (days to weeks). In cases of severe, life-threatening illness, it may take months for a person to recover, or the person may die. https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/as-coronavirus-spreads-many-questions-and-some-answers-2020022719004

All these symptoma na malaria own too. Make we jus rest abeg

Wetin this one dey talk... Go America na

Oh my Northern Queens o.
Una don upgrade,i had friend in Dutse... Her name is Deb... Always high....

But wetin be dis self

Fooolish child... Esangbedo

chatinent:

So those mammal will dwell in the beards?

Wetin be this

Spoilt bayelsa children... I work there before

See,Nlandees are not crazy... This is the first post without foolish comments.

LosC:

His nose is over relaxed

Nose that will buy ur entire generation

Davash222:
Op, you sef dull, walai.
Your fellow man hit you in your wife’s presence and you couldn’t do anything. Shame no gree you to say when next he hit you again, you’re going to lock him up. You’re even waiting for him to hit you again. Imagine
You’re too calm on him hence he’s taking that leverage. You fight fire with fire! You’re a young man, you need to exercise your young blood on that man, that’s the only way you’ll have peace in that compound.


Please, don’t allow your fellow man to mess you up in your wife’s presence.

Wrong advice

Sars dey use south boys shine,here in the North dem nor born dem well. You cant touch youths here o.... Carry laptop waka anyhow.

Didnt Jona build them schools?

Doctordogood:
I guess your church is WINNERS CHAPEL...... May God help us bro..

You guessed right brother.

Wish my church can do this always,we already have the finance.

nabiz:
With gun you will kill a terrorist but with proper education you will kill terrorism.

By the way why can't they call back all the soldiers in the South East that are doing nothing and send them to borno

Learn to give credit when quoting others...
"you will kill a terrorist but with proper education you will kill terrorism." Malala

Mumu Girl

Shibaraba:
I'm done with people who come online to ask questions they know the answer to already.

My question is, how una Preeq dey strong when una broke. When I'm broke Ogbeni my Preeq no dey get life. My Preeq has the same feeling with shibaraba. I'm suspecting it has a brain sef. Once my account balance is pink if you like open the punna to my face, make your Yansh be like buffalo own, make your breasts be like oganigwe own, e no go strong.

But make account green. E dey strong even for sleep

Choi... Nwayi Asaba...oganigwe
Old tele tele...

Onyi22:
She no dy age ooo, always looking young

Story...

2papa:
Good evening Friends

For over 5months now have been observing something from my Landlords Daughter.

Whenever she sees me with another girl/lady she frowns and won't respond to my greetings.

In the whole flat am the only one close to her but we don't hv anything in Common.
I even told her I have a serious date. Whenever she sees me talking to another girl she felt bad and won't respond to my greetings.

Yesterday, I asked her why she always behave like that.
She just looked into my Eyes and started crying.

Since Yesterday she refused to talk to me.

Is she in Love with me or what?

Don't mind my grammar

Mumu

Ogonimilitant:
Do You see how stupid these people are. When we say that the government of APC of Fulanis are behind this terrorist? They think we are hateful.

I do not pity the North at all. Go and find out this, you can never go to any cell in Nigeria and see a Fulani man their even if he commits murder.

These people will use their hands and destroy the North and Nigeria. The lord is fighting the battle for us but people don't see it that way.

By the time this people are done with the north, we will realize that God has used the Bokoharam to fight our war for us.

Do you see how the Arabs destroyed their cities, during the Arab spring? Almost all the Arab countries we're killing themselves from Egypt to Syria, Yemen Tunisia and many more of them destroyed their Cities and killed the own people while Israel was peace in their country. that was God fighting their battle

Do not cry for the North. The North is gone. The caliphate of Boko haram will overrun them soon.

Why the south will eventually emerge as a new nation without a war. Do not be afraid. Most of their politicians don't step into their villages until drill election year.

They cannot visit their people. The north is gone!

I stay in the North,i Like the North,but Bro,u are absolutely correct!

Buhari, you are mad

ZZ22:
Ever wondered why in couple of days
A Mosque was bombed?
A Christian corps member choosing to stay with Boko Haram instead of going home?
A Christian caught while trying to bomb a church?

The terrorists in Aso Rock should stop deceiving themselves

Take sense, you be mumu

You are foolish if u believe this news

Headlesschicken:
Bombooclat, if u see this nyash now inside clothe u would start misbehaving buh see the rubbish now outside clothe.... Looking like spoilt banana SMH....

Chai... I life tire... You are a headless chicken indeed