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Romance / Re: 7 Tips To Help Nigerian Men Understand, Date And Enjoy A Lady Above 30!! by XKZ(m): 9:18pm On Feb 10, 2015
Woged2005:


7. Don't Waste Her Time: Finally age is not on her side; body clock is ticking, body parts have started sagging, maternal instincts have kicked in. She wants to settle down and may be impatient when you want to date her for another 3 years without taking a decision. If you don't want her for keeps please don't waste her time either. Please 6 months is enough time to decide if you want her as your wife or not.

In case you haven't figured it out, this is what most guys are afraid of. That because she impatient (desperate) to settle down, she'll hide her true character, put up an act to convince you that you two are compatible.
And once she gets what she wants she'll let loose her real self, and you'll finally understand why she didn't get married earlier.

However, I'm not implying that every single lady (or even most) in her 30s is unmarried because of a character defect. It's just what guys are afraid of.

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Romance / Re: 7 Tips To Help Nigerian Men Understand, Date And Enjoy A Lady Above 30!! by XKZ(m): 8:34pm On Feb 10, 2015
Woged2005:

You can't be disrespecting them in the public, pinching and slapping their behind on the streets. They are no longer teenagers!

All I can say is, any lady who says you can't touch her ass because she's over 30 will also tell you 'no sex' once she has given birth to 2 children (except both are girls).
Romance / Re: 7 Tips To Help Nigerian Men Understand, Date And Enjoy A Lady Above 30!! by XKZ(m): 4:41pm On Feb 10, 2015
striktlymi:
Nice post but I don't think I can stand the hassle.

Shey? All I was seeing is "don't", "can't", "is not", "not"...
It's like you're walking on a minefield.

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Politics / Re: Nazim Mimiko Nominated To Replace Jega From March 1, 2015 by XKZ(m): 7:38am On Feb 10, 2015
I can't understand why any patriotic Nigerian will support such a decision. If this is true (which I doubt) it would be the worst decision of GEJ's entire tenure.
Romance / Re: How A Mature Man Couldn't Control His Urge Even In BRT Standing Queue by XKZ(m): 6:50pm On Feb 09, 2015
kowema:

so I just jejely pushed my way to his back.....He turned and looked at me n I maintained my cool to avoid drama.....I left the girl that was in front of Me at his mercy and I was watching from behind...

That was when I saw the wet patches on his jeans ...
One old mama and another girl also noticed but we just laughed and faced our journey.....


If you're behind him how did you see the wet patches? Abi did it wet from front to back?

What were the positions of the "One old mama and another girl" that enabled them to see the pelvis of a man standing in a tightly packed BRT bus.


Btw, I'm not doubting things like this happen (I actually know someone who has experienced such). I just believe this particular story is either false or highly embelished.
Politics / Re: Election Postponement Was Actually A Lifeline For INEC - REC Reveals by XKZ(m): 6:29pm On Feb 09, 2015
Personally, I know someone who is currently undergoing training as adhoc staff and only got training manual today after their test, and there are still a lot of members of the class without manuals. And this is in Abuja.
Politics / Re: Nigerian Airforce Drone Strike Shatters Boko Haram Tank (video) by XKZ(m): 6:08pm On Feb 09, 2015
If the Nigerian Military is finally gaining the upper hand in the battle it's something that needs to be commended and celebrated.

However, I can't help but wonder how Boko Haram got tanks in the first place. Some high class ineptitude on the part of NA must have been involved.

Btw, for those who think that flying a drone is something beyond the capability of Nigeria, this is not really true. Becoming a drone pilot is as easy as playing a computer game.
It is easier to train a drone pilot than a jet pilot, it takes as little as 50 hours of training and a lot of it can be done at home (or anywhere else you have a computer).
Health / Re: Why Do We Always Sun The Inner Part Of Clothes After Washing by XKZ(m): 11:40pm On Feb 08, 2015
So the right side doesn't get dirty while the clothes are drying.
Religion / Re: Are Women More Spiritual Than Men? by XKZ(m): 12:38pm On Feb 08, 2015
Yes. That's why elections were moved off Valentine's Day.
Politics / Re: How We Determined The Autheticity Of Leaked Tape On Ekiti Election- U.S FIRM by XKZ(m): 11:24pm On Feb 07, 2015
Infomizer:

Bro, I think the emboldened explains why the accuracy might be jeopardized. The mere indication a subject is aware s/he's being tested is good enough a reason for the outcome to be biased. In this case, the EkitiGate guys weren't even aware that their voices were being recorded so I think the accuracy is justifiable.

MyTwoCents on your post


If you followed the link and read the article you'd see that the awareness that you are being tested is supposed to create the stress (in a liar) that VSA aims to detect.

"The study's findings also noted, however, that the mere presence of a VSA program during an interrogation may deter a respondent from giving a false answer."

http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=12427
Politics / Re: INEC To Postpone 2015 Elections For Six Weeks by XKZ(m): 1:14pm On Feb 07, 2015
@inecnigeria: INEC has not made any official announcement about Feb. 14th polls. Meetings still ongoing #Nigeriadecides

https://twitter.com/inecnigeria/status/564015677426913281
Culture / Re: Badirat Adeyemi, Alaafin Of Oyo’s Wife Matriculates (Photos) by XKZ(m): 9:54am On Feb 07, 2015
Begonia:


I actually had no idea.
So, Oyo town is located in Oyo state?


It is.
In the olden days it used to be the capital of the Oyo Empire after which Oyo State (I guess) is named.
It's actually the 2nd Oyo Town, it became the capital after the old Oyo Town (Oyo-Ile) was abandoned.

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Health / Re: Why Do African Females Put Money In Their Bra? by XKZ(m): 7:01am On Feb 07, 2015
Cutehector4u:
ok leme say it. Serious kolometal krase dey worry u!


You're rude!
Health / Re: Why Do African Females Put Money In Their Bra? by XKZ(m): 6:59am On Feb 07, 2015
Cutehector4u:
if dem say prson dey krase now, dem go say I"m rude.

LOL
Wetin you expect before? Award?
Health / Re: Why Do African Females Put Money In Their Bra? by XKZ(m): 6:51am On Feb 07, 2015
Cutehector4u:
its stil disgustin !!!! And hey, I still wil be more irritated If I saw a young lady doin dat!!!


I'm more of the opinion you'd want to help her put it back in or bring it out... It's a nice make out move, don't you think?
Health / Re: Why Do African Females Put Money In Their Bra? by XKZ(m): 6:40am On Feb 07, 2015
Cutehector4u:
nobody does wat? One elderly woman I saw lately bringin out mony frm her bra . Its even bcus of her I made dis topic

I thought as much. If it was a young lady you saw doing this you wouldn't be complaining.

While you're on it please also complain about guys sticking guns into their waist bands.

Those of you saying is disgusting and a bush African behaviour won't complain when you see or watch on tv people sticking notes into strippers and pole dancers g-strings.
Culture / Re: Badirat Adeyemi, Alaafin Of Oyo’s Wife Matriculates (Photos) by XKZ(m): 6:23am On Feb 07, 2015
If she's happy and he's happy, how does this concern anyone? Polygamy is legal in Nigeria, same with marrying someone with a large age difference.
And imho, this is definitely better than sneaking about with different and numerous girlfriends (and increasing the prevalence of STDs in Nigeria).


Btw, this reminds me of Shabba Ranks song, Twice My Age (featuring Krystal).
In it Krystal states that she prefers older men and lists the benefits of such relationships, but Shabba disagrees and insists she's just interested in money.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTISKUGwKYk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCUgLGk8Fas

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Culture / Re: Badirat Adeyemi, Alaafin Of Oyo’s Wife Matriculates (Photos) by XKZ(m): 6:16am On Feb 07, 2015
jaybee3:

Point of correction! Nothing to do with Ibadan since it's clearly Alafin of OYO


You also need to explain that there's an Oyo town, and the Alaafin is the regent of that town not of Oyo State.
Not everybody knows this.
Politics / Re: How We Determined The Autheticity Of Leaked Tape On Ekiti Election- U.S FIRM by XKZ(m): 10:56pm On Feb 06, 2015
Does VSA (Voice Stress Analysis) actually work?
According to a recent study funded by the National Institute of Justice (NIJ), two of the most popular VSA programs in use by police departments across the country (US) are no better than flipping a coin when it comes to detecting deception regarding recent drug use.

http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=12427



Note that the subjects were tested in person, not a recording of their voice.

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Politics / Re: How We Determined Authenticity Of Leaked Tape On Ekiti Election – U.S. Firm by XKZ(m): 9:21pm On Feb 06, 2015
I find it shocking that anyone can claim to know how truthful someone is by listening to a recording of their voice. When even lie detectors (that are connected to a person) are not generally regarded as being effective in determining truthfulness.


Does VSA (Voice Stress Analysis) actually work?
According to a recent study funded by the National Institute of Justice (NIJ), two of the most popular VSA programs in use by police departments across the country are no better than flipping a coin when it comes to detecting deception regarding recent drug use.

http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=12427



Note that the subjects were tested in person, not a recording of their voice.
Politics / Re: Jimi Agbaje Rally Cause Frustrating Traffic- Pictures by XKZ(m): 11:34pm On Feb 04, 2015
And this is Ambode's Campaign train driving against traffic and causing go-slow on Adeniran Ogunsanya Street Surulere (today).
Both parties are the same, let's not pretend any one is better.

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Education / Re: What Does This Word Mean Or Was It Just Made Up By Nigerians? by XKZ(m): 11:31pm On Feb 02, 2015
Esdb3:
I hope you know urban dictionary is a slang dictionary

Have I said anything to indicate otherwise? The entry even specifies that it's pidgin english.
Romance / Re: "15 Truths All Single Ladies Should Know" by XKZ(m): 9:31pm On Feb 02, 2015
kinggenesis:

1 – The way to a man’s heart is no longer his stomach
but the
quality of your brain

6 – If what attracted him to you are your bosoms and the sexy
legs you flaunted, the contents of your brain had better keep him, else, there are too many well-rounded and bigger bosoms waiting to snatch him away.

If it is true that if your body is what attracted a man to you, someone with a better body will take him away, doesn't it also follow that if what attracted him to you is your brain then someone with a better brain will snatch him from you...
Education / Re: What Does This Word Mean Or Was It Just Made Up By Nigerians? by XKZ(m): 9:00pm On Feb 02, 2015
chook
verb(chooking, chooked)
1- to wound or puncture using a sharp object.
2 - to stab.
Pidgin English word with Nigerian origin.
I will chook you. He chooked me.

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chook
Religion / Re: Taking Alcohol Biblelical? by XKZ(m): 11:54am On Feb 02, 2015
There is nothing like "non-alcoholic wine". the phrase is an oxymoron.

If you check any bottle of the so-called "non-alcoholic wine" (from a reputable brand) you'll see it's actually labelled 'grape juice'.

It's only Nigerians (in their hypocrisy) who call it "non-alcoholic wine".

http://www.evasa.com/en/productos/prod_swell.asp?idfamilias=5

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Religion / Re: Taking Alcohol Biblelical? by XKZ(m): 9:43am On Feb 01, 2015
danbrowndmf:
Jesus Drank alcohol? and where was dat?

paulGrundy:

Luke 7:34New International Version (NIV)

34 The Son of Man came eating and drinking, and you say, ‘Here is a glutton and a drunkard a friend of tax collectors and sinners.’

What was he drinking that made people accuse him of being a drunkard?

chezholy:

........I am sure you taught it was "RIBENA" he drank.


Na so. Next they'll tell you it's non-alcoholic wine.
One of these days, when being vegetarian becomes the "in thing", they'll also tell us he ate non-animal meat & drank non-protein milk
Romance / Re: Must Read!!!is This Love? Teen Tips For Romance And Dating by XKZ(m): 6:17pm On Jan 31, 2015
There's only one teen dating tip — DON'T
Religion / Re: Taking Alcohol Biblelical? by XKZ(m): 6:10pm On Jan 31, 2015
danbrowndmf:
i can simply read d bible all am askn here is people's view abt alcohol


You already know their views.
Some are against it, while some say you can drink but don't get drunk...


danbrowndmf:
Most churches are against alcohol,they said d bible is against it,same way witness say u can take alcohol but u shuldn't get drunk.
Politics / Re: Igbos Hate Me Because Of Biafra War" - Buhari In BBC Hausa. by XKZ(m): 6:03pm On Jan 31, 2015
This news has to be fake. Buhari can't be that daft.
We can all see he is much more refined now and has avoided making inflammatory statements since his campaign began.
Besides Buhari wasn't the only one who fought the Civil War. Obasanjo was also there and won votes in Igbo land.

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Religion / Re: Taking Alcohol Biblelical? by XKZ(m): 5:55pm On Jan 31, 2015
danbrowndmf:
pls i really wnt to knw much abt these

Read the bible for yourself and make up your own mind.
Phones / Re: MTN 'BetterMe' Election Monitoring App by XKZ(m): 5:23pm On Jan 31, 2015
My2015 App
provides easy access to a variety of digital content and offers MTN subscribers a single platform to access, view and share their New Year Resolutions & Must-do, 2015 Prophesies, Events, News, Daily Deals, Gossips, Healthy Living and Lifestyle.



It's not even actually an election monitoring app (though it has aspects that deal with the elections). They are just using the elections to sell one of their products.

Anyone who is interested though, can check it out at www.download2015app.com/
www.download2015app.com/download/my2015app-release.apk

It's supposed to be for Andriod devices (.apk file) but BlackBerry 10 smartphones can also run it.

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