CoronaVirusPro:



Fvck Israel!

Mumu, dey there dey do fxxk Israel, while Israel go continue dey release ontop of all una and that una barbaric Islam of a fxxking religion

benuejosh:
Let me understand something here. The extra school fees and other levies they collect from students where does it go to. Or am i not following the gist?

Stop acting dumb just because you support the current administration. Is the Federal Government fully funding the Universities to demand or want 40% from them? Are Universities supposed pay IGR to the Federal Government that is not funding it fully?

Botragelad:


https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/pakistans-plan-expel-over-1-million-afghans-living-country-illegally-2023-10-31/

Where dem dey? Awon #freepalestine #freeyemen #freeiran #freeiraq #freehamas #freesyria now them wan Free Afghanistan oo🤣😅 until una #freeISLAM na dis same story una go dey get on a stead.

iwaeda:


https://www.channelstv.com/2023/10/30/boko-haram-may-wipe-nigeria-off-the-map-zulum-raises-alarm-about-insurgency/

The entire North will be wipe off and not the whole Nigeria. Boko Haram can't try their rubbish near South South

Omoawoke2:
This Israel with their big mouth, they make too much noise feeling pompous fighting a Palestine that don’t even have a military

Make them leave Israel and Iran alone without western support then you will see the so called Gods chosen people in the mud

Dumb Iran wey never sabi fit project their rocket and drone finish. Is it not the same Iran wey them kill their number 2 man for the country and Nothing is happen. Una go use una mouth put Iran for big trouble very soon😅😂

Omoawoke2:
This Israel with their big mouth, they make too much noise feeling pompous fighting a Palestine that don’t even have a military

Make them leave Israel and Iran alone without western support then you will see the so called Gods chosen people in the mud

Dumb Iran wey never sabi fit project their rocket and missile finish. Is it not the same Iran wey them kill their number 2 man for the country and Nothing is happen. Una go use una mouth put Iran for big trouble very soon😅😂

malcom1X:


Just like they did in the 6 days war.

WithOUT US supporting Israel

Even the US sef don collect from Israel hand😁 Una Hamas don land for triple wahala🤣 Iran is nothing but a barking toothless dog, who wan help una like this?

BOSSkesh:
Why
Free Palestine 🇵🇸

Oga go free them na since dem lock or hold Palestine,all of una dey shout free palestine free palestine, who hold them? Yeye dey smell. Free ko Freere ni.

PythonTutorial2:
It seems USA is the one gingering Isreal to put an end to Hamas once and for all.
But even if Hamas can be destroyed (which will be very hard!), the real problem is that some other Palestinians will rise up against Isreal again, sooner or later.

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Just the same way,some younger Israelis will rise up against them and crush them just like they did to their terrorist father's😂🤣 beat papa, come still wound pikin join later for future. Don't Bleep with Israel if you want rest of mind.

Princewill1:
The only option left for the Evil Zionists are AIRSTRIKES

Why are they no longer talking about the ground invasion of Gaza?

What a lot of people don't know is that most Western military establishments are now WOKE. Most Western powers we fear and revered can't compete militarily today after allowing 'wokeness' and lgtv to enter their arm forces. A good example is how America abandoned the war in Afghanistan and ran way. Had it been French troops in Niger attempted to fight during the coup, you all would've seen how the bodies of French soldiers will drag on the streets of Niamey. They are weak and can't compete effectively in ground battle. What the only have now is technology. Israel today is technically an European country nothing Hebrew about them and they're following on the footsteps of their Western brothers.

Any Israeli ground engagement on Hamas/Hesbollah dominated area will be catastrophic for them. The only edge they have now is air power which can't achieve much. Ground battle is necessary in gaining control.

I'm not a Muslim but I hate the hypocrisy of the West and injustices meted to the Palestinian people. The white Zionists from Europe who are in Israel today are not even the original ancient Israelites. Why are we allowing them to grab lands that is not theirs?

CAP CAPPER CAPPEST.

Authoreety:
It's not a war.. Isreal is like an adult spanking an erring child(Hamas) for being naughty..

Hamas being so naughty now also tries to fight back but as usual adults must prevail...
Hamas now becoms a cry baby reporting to other adults..

Other adults now start asking Isreal to just let go since Hamas is a child.

Aswear this one sound like M.I rhymes when him dey advise Vector 🤣🤣

Sabadon:
It will favor me and my family

Amen my brother. With me and my family too😁

Okirinwankwa76:


https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2023/10/15/iran-warns-israel-of-regional-escalation-if-gaza-ground-offensive-launched

Dem go still tell una say dem don dey use their personal money to work and funds their office since 😂🤣funny set.

Noneroone:


https://tribuneonlineng.com/divorce-family-denies-court-granted-custody-of-children-to-prophet/

No family, village traditional go fit collect my children from me. Not even say one pikin but the whole four. Omo that tradition go know say me sef get my own tradition. Abi dem wan MENT. The village go run taya cos me no go let them rest😂 me na Ibo Boy and my side get our own tradition and ME personally get my own tradition.

Major1984:
Iran is a toothless bull dog, only good in barking and supporting terrorism

Aswear 😂

FreeStuffsNG:


https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2023/10/15/iran-warns-israel-of-regional-escalation-if-gaza-ground-offensive-launched

Rants Rants and Nothing but Rants. Iran cannot do shit. Na just to dey sponsor and hide behind all these terrorist upandan dem sabi. When American run enter them 2020, na still rants and threats dem just dey yarn, dem even kill their number 2 man for that country, Nothing still SUP, na just mouth and threats and hide dem be. COWARDS.

money121:
Kano State has officiated a mass wedding ceremony for 1800 couples, funded by the state government. Most of the beneficiaries are primarily widows and divorcees.

Additionally, the state government paid almost N50,000 in dowry on behalf of each groom to their bride.

As part of the mass wedding plan, the couples were also given a bed, bedding, food, and clothes, with the couple required to repay the gifts to the state government in case of divorce. The wedding was a top campaign promise for the current governor.

— ChannelsTV
Photo Crédit: Sodiq Adelakun

See people wey dey always say na dem get Nigeria. Clowns 😁😅 make State Govt go still help dem fu** their wives too. Lazy brainwashed set, tomorrow some of dem go born bunch of terrorist full the country, well their problem so far dem keep their rubbish in that their North. But wait oo why all the North's na problem dey full am. Anything concern North, aswear big comma must dey that place or thing.

jumper524:

Bros that result ;Dtemplate she parades is no longer issued by jamb, its not even a high case forgery.
If she had used the modern template we can then call it jamb glitch, witch hunt or maybe fraud.

Just the same way the old naira is no longer issued and was all destroyed but that's what we are still spending now!! JAMB results wey even common Baba Ijebu results sure pass

Grit2943:


https://saharareporters.com/2023/06/25/mob-beats-butcher-death-over-alleged-blasphemy-nigerias-sokoto-state

Islam is not and has never ever been a religion of peace. Everything about it is bloody

lwisee:
They are not serious
Everybody will just be talking anyhow
Most of these government workers does nothing other than gossip in the office. They are only busy when it's time to pay salary.
They are nothing but liability to Nigeria.
FG should digitize operations of all government parastatals and reduce the workforce by half.

Reduce workforce by half and render thousands of citizens jobless while they would loot all the money for "your so called digitize operations. How is this helpful to the Nation?

BRIMBRAM:


lol. Is Mary not his mother? Wasn't she a teenager when she birthed Jesus and Joseph a very old man?! So what is the fuss all about? That I mentioned Jesus?! Are you mad?

Must all sons of Muhammad act demented just like their holy S.A.Wcutter father

:oZonefree:
Nigerian men be giving ladies all of the world sleepless nights. Seems we're like the air they breathe.

An average Nigeria man is a full spec. If you think otherwise, go to court.

Bro you need two chilled Heineken. We be full spec my brother and see finish dey disturb some of our Nigerian girls

;DI believe na Satellite town dem dey talk about.

omgvoices:


Source: https://esiama.com/beautiful-lady-in-shock-after-she-got-dumped-by-boyfriend-for-not-flushing-the-toilet/

She won't come close to me ever again.

SLAP44:
Some people are just dancing naked on the streets just because of this rigged elections.

I pity people like FFK, Igbos will continue to live and grow in Lagos an all over Nigeria, if you don't like it, apply to leave Lagos and relocate to Togo

Aswear. Dem come from Lagos but na OTHERS get Lagos shikina

envoymedia:


https://www.instagram.com/p/Cpj7oypKIgQ/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

OBJ dey among one of those MEN wey sell and tie AFRICA down.. Na just him old age we dey RESPECT

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nlfpmod:


https://twitter.com/AM_Saleeem/status/1632768207957237762

Good for them, they better pay up because this 2023 we no get time for all these North and their troubles. Every Mallam with him own Kettle. Their votes dey counts for them now

Dapagun:


https://cherwell.org/2023/03/02/onyeka-nwelue/

Gays modafuckas

Obaofaba:
Jagaban!!!

God bless the incoming president of the federal republic of Nigeria, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

On your mandate we shall stand GIDIGBA comes Saturday, February 25.

We are well convinced that you will win by landslide.

I am already ashamed of your future. SMH young sound lads campaigning for a old tired man. Wetin do your grandfather na? So you can't campaign for him but can campaign for weak Asiwaju?

Kwanza:


https://guardian.ng/news/nigerians-shun-supreme-court-order-reject-old-naira-notes/?utm_term=Autofeed&echobox=twitter_post&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1676207959

The failed Supreme court abi which Supreme dem dey talk about so? Mtcheew

Road2Success:
Hello nairalanders,

Please I will want you all to read this. though I am not a good writer. I rented an apartment somewhere on the Lagos island. We are just 4 in the compound. When I parked into my apartment my wife came with a pregnancy but we lost the baby when she gave birth to the boy. The following year she got pregnant again, The baby also died the day she gave birth. I am not a religious person but my wife is closer to God. She has been telling me about this compound but I just don't have any reason to think or suspect anything.

Lemme tell you in my compound if one of us is working the others will lose there job. I have no reason to be suspecting anything untill I heard that one of the tenants is owning our landlord 2 years rent and our landlord didn't raise voice. In this Lagos that I know landlord don't joke with house rent. Our landlord don't bother us for rent. Sometimes I will be the one sending the house rent to him without him even asking.

I also heard that was the same thing that happened to previous occupants. They lived there without paying for many years and the landlord didnt disturb them.

I won't say our live is better in this house. We are just struggling to survive. Currently I am the only one working while others don't have a job. I am beginning to doubt if our landlord is truly a generous man as we do called him, since he don't bother us for rent.

My wife have lost two pregnancy in this house. I have been jobless many times in this house. I honestly need people opinion on this matter.

Is this house diabolic or the landlord is just a generous man

Moderators please help me move this to front page

I just escape from my own apartment wey I take my hard earned money pay for. After paying 1m for a 2bedroom apt, na so my pockets, accounts and even connections run dry just like that. Now I'm bouncing back