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My lil cousin was told by his elder broda that he was being posted to Maiduguri for NYSC. Lil cuzn becomes sad all thru then when we are @ dinner he asks sobingly Can't they send brother to DADDY'sduguri?Apparently he reasoned it to be MYduguri.

We all had to explain to him that Maiduguri was a place in the north before he calmed down.

If that amount had been dedicated Cassava programme we would have seen the effect it would have had on the PRICE OF G****.

Exponental: Why bother about what u can not change!
Be thankful 2 God and see d opposite sex as a compliment 2 u.
..............I am who I am cos it suites me!!!!!
betterstill, ask God if u believe in him!

Ever heard the word TRANSGENDER?Ppl can now change their sex.

NAIRALANDAKPU: Chineke!! Why would a pastors wife pray that God should send her husband back? When its so clear that he is going to Heaven? What if God answers that prayer and he the pastor errs in his second chance at life and dies before repentance where will he go? Abeg that woman should have her spirit checked!!!

Why are we all hypocrites?Of course she just wanted her husband to survive which would have been the prayer of any loving wife.

Even Jesus(our saviour) at the point of crucifixion prayed that God to 'Let the cup passover me'.Meaning If he had his way he would have do his will but for his Father(God) who insisted for the salvation of U̶̲̥̅̊ and I. That was Jesus oo how much more a mere 'pastor's wife'?

Man U̶̲̥̅̊ are a more focused and pragmatic that's why they continue to be better than Chelsea.Chelsea play like Nigeria,easily distracted and loose focus

A Chelsea Fan

Mata slowly taking up the role of Lampard in his prime

Chelsea my Chelsea una dey attend training soo.your passes,crosses and Ball control are quite sadening.Am not impressed.

Another You by Brian Mcknight

LYRICS

f I travelled all around the world
I know what I would find
Someone half as smart
Someone half as sweet
Half as lovely and half as kind if I was the ruler of
A kingdom with a house of wives to choose
It wouldn't even quite compare
To what I've got right here with you
So if I stumble just a bit trying to say what's on my mind?
Please excuse me cause I never felt the way that I feel inside
It's possible
I may have finally found my dream come true
There could never be another you
The stars are bright tonight
They know you are mine ooh mine
I knew that it would be alright when my other dreams fell through
And for this very night I've waited all my life
Standing straight and tall
I give my all to you
So please excuse me if I
Stumbled just a bit
Trying to say what's on my mind
Please excuse me cause I never felt the way that I feel inside
It's possible
I may have finally found my dream come true
There could never be another you
There could never be another you

Now  have to ask(Seun Ω̴̩̩̩̥ Mods pardon me)if this news will make GARRI available for all and sundry as well as reduce fuel price and by extension standard of living?

Make Σ even enter trillion dollars sef as long as it doesn't improve the lot of Nigerians it doesn't matter.

goofie: i think so too. its better to do it according ur pocket.

my friend n her hubby borrowd for their wedding. dey r still paying up 2 yrs after.buying a car is still not in their budget cos dey r still paying 4 their wedding.

she warned me 2 be wise.

for me,i hv alrdy started apologizing to my friends in advance cos i dont see most of them attending.

'She warned you',but am sure she is the cause of the major expenses. Women no dey gree moderation in spending for wedding but they get to live with the decision all the same.

Depilot: Sorry guys. I did not mean to step on any toes.
As an outsider, this is my honest assessment and prediction.

Hausa prefer to interact with one another and also have mutual respect for each other , much more than Yoruba vs Yoruba or Igbo vs Igbo. I think it is clear that a natural foundation of greatness among this group of people already exist. Therefore, all that are missing are development and education; which I believe can be established in a very short period of time.
An educated and developed north may be too powerful in Nigeria and outside Nigeria.

Next time you travel out of the country, please try to strike a business deal with a foreigner as an Hausa man and then as Igbo or Yoruba man. Please record your experience.

Hausa will do much better and will be greater in Nigeria with education and development.

I don't agree with you.Once REAL education(and not Arabic/Religion) begins to reach the north the ppl will begin to reason and will certainly drop the herds mentality that make them gullible and quick to commit atrocities in the name of religion.

phemybof: shut up ur dirty mouth. My yoruba man pay d debt wether cash/asset, unknown.bt payment witns by CBN oficia. I nw pray 4 separatn of ds contry into 3,ds yorubas av money,(adenuga 1st,otedollar 2nd,jimoh ibrahim 3rd.dangote nowhere to fond again).if nig. Separate is hausa pple wl sofer most,continu kilin ursef wt boko hamar,pply wt silly mentality

Seun and Mods,

It's hi time we created a DISLIKE option to express our disgust @ such posts. Thanking you guys in anticipation.

tellwsdom: No better news again for this forum..If e no be jim iyke is eating popcorn, it wld be genevieve has started smoking or tondo dike has just drew tattoo on her boobbss--WTF?? I just pray seun realises this dust all over his page

Why don't you bring your news and let's verify. Is this not news worthy of being on the front page considering the dastardly act and the court judgment?

Don't let me call you an idiot oo.

[quote author=chioma134]Sahara reporters=rumour mongers. They should leave the president and his family alone. Patience is entitled to her privacy and the state of her health is not our business. She was not elected into office, so is not obliged to disclose her health status to anyone. [/quote

My friend which kain yarn U̶̲̥̅̊ dey yarn?Yea,she wasn't elected but she has been using our funds to represent us with or without our consent,travelling and receiving stipends from our general wealth and recently was given a public office in Bayelsa and you think we have no right to demand her whereabouts?Think again!

B-12

Arrange area boys to assist

Fhemmmy: Who is she?

Dunno but am sure she's human.

obowunmi: @ yankidelta: good tips.

Thanks ma sis na my lil experience oo from 2yrs in marriage

Then you certainly are a GUNrunNER!

Well,marriage is not by yrs of dating, infact,it's becoming a regular for long-dating peeps to finally end in break-ups. My advice is:-
1.Please please always be yourself and stop pretending to be what you aint(esp ladies).You naturally attract the opposite sex this way.
2.Having sex shld not be a big issue cos that aint gonna hold any1 down.
3.Have something that keeps you engaged(career,passion or vocation).People love you more and will see some form of dedication in you. They are more likely to have faith and stay with you.
4.Ladies stop all this brazillian hair and bb craze it really sucks when a guy has such impression bout you. You stand lesser chances.
5.Watch your company cos that can be used to gauge you. Better to have enemies than some friend who will cause you harm.

With these few points you'll be better suited to attract a partner and keep em in marriage.

Get a sexy maid wey sabi cook well...nobody go tell am how far na she go learn. Ma 2 cents

 actually called the line and a German lady picked and confirmed it was the clinic but since her English wasn't fluent she transfered me to a staff whose English was better.

Well tried confirming if the First Lady was there and after going thru the records they were like No. Well dunno if they were being secretive or actually meant No.

billante: I should give u documents dat prove the goverment's payments Are u high on gas fumes?!

That abuja-lokoja road has been awarded before doesn't mean it has been reawarded again with the sure-p program...FG is just using their sure-p savings to fund the contracts they have awarded since!! FG Mostly award
contracts with mobilization fee! They remaining part of the money most times enters voicemail! That's why abandon projects full everywhere.

@ Billante, share the views of Hillsate. For Instance that contract for PH-Eket rd has been awarded RCC for not less than 3yrs ago. So does it mean that without SURE-P the contract wouldn't be completed. Something's amiss guy.Make we dey watch dey go.sounds like NOT SO SURE-P

y2kaustin: Can anyone tell me,Why Igbo ladies marry at old age?And they r ugly.

I knew silly peeps like you will trivialize and tribalize this thread...I feel like calling you an Idiot but one as bigoted as you are has no shame and understanding for you is at best myopic.

@ MOD pls do something here.

Biggyd2: How has this position changed or affected the live of the common man in Nigeria?

Abeg ask them oo. There's no correlation with the realities on ground

Okija_juju: Wow!!

May he rest in Peace..

We Nigerians thank him for his service to the Nation, atleats I remember that
In 1977, Garri was not even up to 1 naira a cup..

Omo U̶̲̥̅̊ old gaan to remember dat kain thing..lol

Tochiokoye: Like seriously why is no nigerian station showing the match....¶ tire for this giant of africa

Like the biblical Esau(Naija) who sold his birthrights(TV rights) to Jacob(DSTV and the likes) for pottage(money).

Now Esau(Naija) has no rights(TV rights) over the Father's property.

Korrection: as long as its saharareporters...it might be a rumour...four days now and we never hear am...haba mallam

Guy wake up. When Sahara Reporters told hinted us of Sanusi's reforms and the political undertone did it not finally come to pass?When they hinted of the subsidy removal and the subsidy scam, are we not seeing the Farouk,Otedola and co mess.

Wake up and smell the Agbo!

sweetcocoa: Everything una must hate,
anyways that one concern una,
i don't see how having more than one percings on the ear makes one a prost*itute.

That 'more than one ear piercing' just gives a wrong impression and portrays the girl/woman as a sex-driven type.

Just an impression,not necessarily so in reality but true atimes.

Happy we lost. Make overconfidence no kill us.Suspected it would turn out bad but my heart goes out to dem Hazard who have been put their heart into this game.

Maxymilliano: For the ones that are alive:

Dalai Lama
Nelson Mandela
Denzel Washington.
Barak Obama.

For the ones that are no more but would have love to meet:

Adolf Hitler
John Maynard Keynes
Karl Max
Milton Friedman
Mommah Ghadaffi.

Are you an economist?

In Portharcourt and environs some areas like Oginigba,Rumukalagbor,Rumuokuta(sounds like stone in Yoruba lingo),Miniwachara(sounds Kung-fuish),Rumuepirikom(sounds like a prick coming),Okujagu(jazz-like sound)Ogbunabali(warrior sound)....and many more  can't re-call now