₦airaland Forum

Naijaalive:
Recall that Funke Adesiyan in a new post, dropped a shade for Tonto Dikeh as she further stated that her toxicity can destroy one's existence.
after Tonto spoke on Churchill's diabolical ways, his dealings with internet fraud, his family and how Nigeria's former president, Obasanjo, is not his father like he claimed. Tonto explained that Chruchill is into cyber fraud popularly called Yahoo Yahoo. According to her, she found out when she caught him in the middle of red candles with a red cloth tied to his waist with a laptop in his lap. She said: "Yes! My son's father is a fraud. He does Yahoo. How I know? Because I caught him in the middle of a red candle with laptop in his lap, with a red pant on, red cloth tied around his waist.”

https://www.everyvibes.com.ng/2019/05/i-will-break-your-nose-mouth-tonto-dikeh-promise-funke-adesiyan.html

Chei bikonu, how come Churchill got entangled with this pained lady. Please, are there no mutual friends to beg Churchill to reconsider his stand on Tonto. She is so pained. It gets to me. She obviously hasn't moved on.

Poorboy:
I dey expect un pre-wedding picture

Sure, if she bends. She holds the ace.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Thanks. Try what? I ain't a roll of dice men get to "try" their luck with

Lol. You have a deep sense of humour. But that's what everyone who hits on an available lady does - try.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Well, I decided on Flying back to my base from the east, didn't let the exorbitant fare deter my resolve.
Booked my Flight from my phone, paid from my personal pockets. Sincerely the fact that I coughed out the fare is a thing of joy.



For those who haven't experienced this cool means of transportation please do so.

The Airpeace Flight was so Peaceful, no turbulence, we left Asaba Airport by 9.20am and arrived Abuja 10.30am.
The Flight Attendants were amiable enough with ready made smiles plastered on their faces.

In all, I'll definitely fly Airpeace Next Time... Yea road travel na real stress abeg.

Lalasticlala I did it ooo, that's off my bucket list.


I know bad belles go Sha talk BS but you guys should calm down

NwanyiAwkaetiti, you look lovely. Can I try?

Poorboy:
congratulations, you have broken the jinx in the family, henceforth you shall never go near the bus park again..... The shortest distance of 2 hrs it's flight that you will use. If there's no flight to that direction you shall hire an helicopter, as you have done this today for it to remain permanent in your life, as you are about to sleep tonight don't sleep in the direction you use to sleep on your bed before, change it for only good things you shall see Shalom....

Iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Hahahaha. Money moves indeed, as though money can dance. Continue slaying, Arthur Eze. U rock!

unclesuruoffi:
The United Nations (UN), has revealed that Nigeria's life expectancy is the third lowest in the world in its new report released on Monday. According to the United Nations Population Fund(UNFPA), Nigeria's life expectancy which is the third lowest in the world in 2019 is placed at 55 years.

It was further learnt that the life expectancy of an average Nigerian in 2019, is only better than those of people in Sierra Leone, Chad and the Central African Republic.The three countries have respectively 53, 54, 54 years as their life expectancy rates, the report states. War-torn Afghanistan has 65 years; Somalia has 58; and Syria has 73.


https://unclesuru.com/2019/04/30/nigerias-life-expectancy-in-2019-third-lowest-in-the-world-un/

Farce! I believe in my country. The figures are untenable and unsubstantiated.

In-law things

Like play like play, Dino is gaining wider acceptance and popularity. Though, I think this lady is aware of the vacancy at Dino's home and want's a backdoor entry, who knows. Or just plain admiration.

Yyeske:
Go read the constitution well and understand it properly.
To become the president of Nigeria, you must be Nigerian by birth.

Two ways to being a Nigerian by birth

1) If you can prove that one of your parents or one of your grandparents is indigenous to a community in Nigeria as at midnight October 1st 1960.

Or

2) If you or one of your parents or one of your grandparents was present on Nigerian soil as at midnight October 1st 1960.

Do you know that even the Queen of England who was present on Nigerian soil as at that date is Nigerian by birth if she decides to request for a Nigerian passport and same applies to her children and grandchildren.

Atiku only needs to prove any of the two points as stipulated by the constitution, mind you Atiku is Nigerian today but he has to prove that he's a Nigerian by birth to run for president of the federal republic.

But we are saying basically the same thing. If the constitution stipulated citizenship at birth, it meant Atiku or whoever was born in Northern Cameroon before it was ceded to Nigeria, are not Nigerians. But citizenship by birth gives hope to such persons.

EmagNig:
A man who claims to be a close friend of Atiku’s parents, precisely his late father Garba Abubakar, alleged that neither of his parents was a Nigerian.
Avvording to a fresh documents filed by the All Progressives Congress (APC) before the Presidential Election Petition Tribunal in Abuja, the unnamed family friend gave details of Atiku’s early years and how his father died, the Nation reports.

The All Progressive Congress had earlier argued that the former Vice-President of Nigeria is of Cameroonian origin and not even a Nigerian by birth.

But in his response, Atiku said he was a Nigerian by birth because his parents were Nigerians.

“The parents of the 1st petitioner (Atiku) are both Fulani, a community/tribe indigenous to Nigeria.
“The 1st petitioner was born on 25th November, 1946 in Jada, Adamawa State by Nigerian parents and he is therefore a citizen of Nigeria by birth.
“The 1st petitioner’s mother, Aisha Kande was the grand-daughter of Inuwa Dutse who came to Jada as an itinerant trader too from Dutse in present day Jigawa State.
“The 1st petitioner’s father, Garba Atiku Abubakar was a Nigerian by birth who hailed from Wumo in present day Sokoto State while the mother, Aisha Kande was also a Nigerian who hailed from Dutse in present day Jigawa State.

But, in a statement filed by an APC witness, simply identified with the initials – ADM – the party repudiate Atiku’s claim.

The witness said:
“l, ADM, adult, Nigerian citizen of Adamawa State do hereby make oath and say as follows:

“That I was a close family friend to the 1st petitioner’s late father. I know the family and I am familiar with the 1st petitioner’s background: who was born on the 25th day of November, 1946 to a Fulani trader and farmer by name Garba Abubakar, from his second wife, Aisha Kande, in Jada village of Northern Cameroon.

“I know the 1st petitioner was named after his paternal grandfather, Atiku Abdulkadir and became the only child of his parents after his only sister died at infancy.

“I also know about the unfortunate incidence of the death of the 1st petitioner’s father in 1957, who drowned while crossing a river to Toungo. a neighbouring village to Jada in Northern Cameroon.

“I do know that the 1st petitioner has, in all his documentations that are made public in national dailies or official gazettes, stated that he hails from Jada town in Adamawa State, from Ganye Local Government Area, regarded as the mother of the whole Chamba ethnic group (Chamba tribe).

“I know as a fact that, as at the time the 1st petitioner was born on the 25th day of November, 1946 to a FulanI trader and farmer, Garba Abubakar, Jada village and other parts of Chamba land in the then Northern Cameroon, were still part of the British Cameroons and not Nigeria.

“None of the 1st petitioner’s parents or grandparents was born in Nigeria.

“The 1st petitioner‘s father died as a citizen of Northern Cameroon in 1957 prior to the referendum of 1st June, 1961 which made Northern Cameroon to become part of Nigeria.

“The 1st petitioner’s ancestral origin is deeply rooted in the then Northern Cameroon, not Nigeria and I know as a fact that the 1st petitioner is not a Nigerian citizen by birth

“I know that Ganye which incorporates the 1st petitioner’s birth place of Jada, was the headquarters of British Cameroons, but it joined Nigeria after the plebiscite.

“I know that Ganye was not part of Nigeria as at the time of the birth of the 1st petitioner; on 25th November 1946.“I am familiar with the historical antecedents of the birth place of the 1st petitioner.

“Ganye area had been entrusted to Britain by a League of Nations Mandate in 1919 and later as Trust Territory by the United Nations in 1946.

“With the defeat of Germany in World War I. Kamerun (as it was known at the time) became a League of Nations Mandate Territory and was split into French Cameroons and British Cameroons in 1919

“While France integrated the economy of its part of the Cameroons with that of the mother colonial France, the British on the other hand, administered its part (British Cameroons) from neighbouring Nigeria, making Jada, the 1st petitioner’s place of birth, a British franchise.

“I know that a plebiscite was held in British Cameroons to determine whether the people in that territory preferred to stay in Cameroon or unite with Nigeria.

“While Northern Cameroon preferred a union with Nigeria, the Southern Cameroon chose to align with the mother country.

“I know that on the 1st of June 1961, Northern Cameroon became a part of Nigeria and on the 1st of October 1961 the Southern Cameroonian territory dissolved and merged into the Republic of Cameroon.”
An aide to Atiku told The Nation last night that his principal would not respond to the issue.

https://lailasnews.com/atikus-parents-not-nigerians/

This doesn't hold water. The constitution stipulated citizenship BY birth not AT birth. Atiku is therefore Nigerian by birth since his LGA of origin is in today's Nigeria.

The increasing cases of violence against children by guardians is sickening. Mothers should stop giving their children over to sisters or other relations. Abuse risk to the child is getting unacceptably high.

cr7lomo:
How can u call someone that is in one league and has refused to leave the greatest...u think it's easy to shine in another league...when Rivaldo left Barca, he joined Milan, and that was when Milan was Milan but he flopped ... when kaka left Milan , he joined Madrid and he flopped , when figo left the Spanish league and joined the Italian league, he flopped...when Beckham left man u and joined Madrid he dint live up to expectation... When ronaldinho left Barca for Milan , he flopped.... Bale is turning to a disaster in Spain unlike in England...di Maria was a waste in England... Sebastian veron was a disaster when he left Italy for England, so as shevchenko... So u can't guarantee that messi will excel in another league , messi can't excel in the national team ... Messi in the WC has only scored teams like Bosnia, Iran and Nigeria( half of his WC goals) ....but Ronaldo has excelled in 3diff league and has turned top scorer for these teams for over a decade

Cry me a river, the dude is pained

Wow. Impressive thews! Mr. man try to build on these outstanding sinews. Go for international wrestling.

Adalberto:
And what if Hell doesn't exist at all
Religion kieee una der

And what if it existed??

tstx:
Mr man for your mind you make sense... If i may ask. Abeg Since when men begin get oestrogen

*Testosterone. Typo. I do not think that skimpy dress was appropriate in any way. Do you??

Joshmodest:
Sorry don't mean to be over zealous but I think you meant a man with a high "testosterone " and not oestrogen ....
I know you wouldn't rape a girl for putting on clothes that are rather skimpy ,or good as being unclad .....
So if you wouldn't don't justify another person ,on grounds of high libido !!
Rapists rape not because of a woman's outfit , but because they're animals in and out simple !??

Thanks for the correction. I wouldn't rape a girl even if stack nude. Rape isn't justifiable and I didn't justify it. There are animals in human skin who get up at the slightest exposure of the female anatomy. We have to acknowledge that. We can avoid being victims by giving them no pornography. That's the kernel of my observation. But i looked for condemnation of that skimpy dress. You didn't.

That bum short is so inappropriate. Methinks it's sexual harassment even to the poor dog. Later someone will blame a guy with high libido for rape. Not justifying rape though. But some of these telltale attires ought to be officially banned. My take.

ChristianNorth:
They don't trust Igbos because they are afraid of recompense for the atrocities they committed against Ndi Igbo but you can take this to the bank, an average Hausa would rather deal with Igbos than a Yoruba.

That is by the way, instead of focusing on the North that is working hard to deny you of your right in APC, you are more interested in Ndi Igbo.

We don't need NW and NE to win elections. We will prove it when time comes.

Just, when will the time come? So curious, my brother! You may be right in the other assumption.

Thank God it's not the kind of oyinbo most Nigerians are parading as 'wives'. This one is fresh and not a great granny.

skallion7:
This is not Ghanaland, this is Nairaland. The Mod should do better and srop pushing irrelevant news to FP

You didn't know what you are saying, or you are equating Nairaland with Nigeria land?

Zenithsblog:
Watch the video
https://zenithnaija.com/hausa-prince-slaps-old-man-with-money-for-praising-him-much-photos-2/

The man fit no go vex o. Na there culture. Something like Faro beating before marriage among Fulanis.

That's how it starts. The police authorities should do something about the madness of illegal discharge of firearms. If some stray bullets hits someone now, it will only add to the battered image of the police force.

Not just curfew but lasting solution to the internecine feud in Southern Kaduna and the entire state and country. Our leaders ought to be more proactive where life is involved. No amount of peace effort or compensation can bring back someone killed. Too sad.

Haaa. Tragedy. Too sad. May God repose his soul. The mother and siblings ought to be under medical watch. It is not easy!! My heart goes out to the family at this trying period.

Why not today again?

Dangerous system. He is lucky he wasn't executed. Many have gone over what they knew nothing about. It is not peculiar to Nigeria. There are such cases scattered over the world, even in developed economies. The only thing he can do now is press for compensation from the state. But I tell you, he will fight till his grave to succeed in that one here in Nigeria.

Well, let justice prevail. The problem we have in Nigeria is that we easily start having feelings for even our oppressors. I do not know any of these people, Onnoghen, Umar, etc. Do you? Then let justice take its normal course. If you are dying today, none of these people will come to your rescue. Then, why make them your headache?

Hmmm.

Who is less busy, let's get married.

Great. They are all cute. I have this feeling of demystification when I see twins and triplets et al. God is good. They are usually closer than ordinary brothers and sisters. I wish I were one!!