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WRITTEN BY CHIDERA NORA

I was linked with him by a friend of a friend.
He was on a one month leave then when he came back to Nigeria, we met and clicked. Before his leave elapsed, we were done with the introduction, traditional and church wedding.

Our first year as a couple was blissful, though he was out of the country, we talked everyday for hours on end sharing the day's stories and happenings. I lived in one of his houses in Portharcourt while I ran the cosmetic shop he opened for me because we had agreed I won't work even as a graduate. He returned to Nigeria finally a year later, I saw the monster in him. He drinks all sort of alcohol and does various drugs. After which he'd come for sex with me.

At first, I never objected. But during such sexual intercourses, he bangs me like a horse hitting me coochie so hard that I get sour down there. Sometimes, I'm unable to walk properly for days because of how hard he hits me even when I'm dry. Each time I objected earned me long hours of kicks and blows. He still had his way with me forcefully.

One time, I ran to his parents to lay complains. His mother told me that marriage comes with ups and dand that it is the woman's duty to make sure her home doesn't break or fall apart. I got bent on making my marriage work. I'd give up myself as a sacrificial lamb whenever he's high and wants to get down. I cried instead of moaning during sex, but it seemed my tears were sex stimulants to him, he always gets harder and hits me even harder.
At the slightest mistake, he pounces on me and beats me.

One time, I miscarried our child after her got his fill of sexually harassing me.
I hoped for a better day, I stayed with him in love, honesty and loyalty. I kept praying for him to change and realize I'm his wife and not some punch bag. Owing to the fact that I'm an only child and also an orphan, he was the only family I had, I held tight to him hoping for the best.

One Saturday, I had returned from the market and was preparing dinner for us. I was tired to a fault because it was a hectic day for me and the child in my belly didn't help matters. As I was in the kitchen, a plate broke because my hand had hit it by mistake, my husband ran into the kitchen in rage and started beating me. He kicked me, he pushed me, he pulled me, he slapped me, he called me names. That was all I knew about until there was blackout. I woke up and found myself on a very broad walk way with a baby in my hand. I was happy I delivered successfully, but something didn't look normal. I was in a strange environment, everything was white and glittering. "don't be afraid my daughter, you are home. Away from misery and pain, you are home, away from torture and tears. In your hand is the seed in your womb, his own father had sent him to his grave even before he saw the world and you my dear daughter, has been killed untimely by your husband". I heard a voice say.
Then it dawned on me, I died in an abusive marriage

So I saw a post here that gave me real hope of finding "THE ONE" right here on and that's what prompted this post. I promise I'm here on serious business this time.

I've introduced myself before but I'll share the basics again while at it, in case "the one" missed it initially.

DISCLAIMER: I'm not looking for a fling, a rebound or whatnot. I'm looking for my soulmate. Father of my remaining kids. Lol

So dear soulmate, here goes...
�I'm Yoruba (please be Yoruba).
�I'm 27 (I prefer an older man between 29-33).
�I'm 5ft7" tall (be taller. Say 6ft thereabout)
�Christian (Be Christian man. Not a Pastor sha o)
�I'm a single mom of a 5 year old girl (I hope you love kids. "You love me, you love my dog"
�I'm very ambitious and I have big plans. I need a man who can help me stay on my toes and on top of my game. Who will believe in me and support me to build our empire.
�I have a good sense of humor and I sabi laugh well well. So of course I'm not trying to hook up with Mr overly serious that I will be explaining every joke to before he gets it.
�I'm pretty smart (if i do say so myself) and I'll prefer my man to be smarter. Not somebody that will be making me feel like a blockhead sha o
�I just got out of a relationship that was complicated by baby mama wahala. So if you have baby mama issues, I beg you in the name of God to avoid me.
�I like to have my own money and I know how to work for it so I don't necessarily need a man that is stinkingly rich. Just be comfortable to even like your own lifestyle.
�Finally, I more or less have English running in my veins so I'm sort of a natural grammar police. So If you belong "xup, hi angle, hwfar, gm, pm, hwz u" gang, please I beg you in the name of the almighty, AVOID ME.

So if you're decent, educated, comfortable in your own skin and check all the above boxes, you just may have found your missing rib. Aren't you lucky!

Lastly, be respectful of women. I can't stand chauvinists.

Most times they marry the best of the best sis

Fountainofyouth:
Any single lady that decides to date a married man will receive karma in a sweet served way, her husband will not cheat on her, but will cheat on her with a small girl or a family member or relative, nonsense.

MARRIAGE IS NOT FOR EVERYONE!!
MARRIAGE IS NOT FOR EVERYONE!!
MARRIAGE IS NOT FOR EVERYONE!!
MARRIAGE IS NOT FOR EVERYONE!!
MARRIAGE IS NOT FOR EVERYONE!!
MARRIAGE IS NOT FOR EVERYONE!!
MARRIAGE IS NOT FOR EVERYONE!!
MARRIAGE IS NOT FOR EVERYONE!!
MARRIAGE IS NOT FOR EVERYONE!!

How?

Sonfethopia:
Lol, if dapo does not marry you then you are the biggest loser o.

Pastor Mrs Ola
@Deola_Adereti
In Uni, my B.F called one day to tell me he's no longer interested in teaching my roommate. She troubled him for sex every time, he's tired, he wanted to quit. So, I made him a deal. Let's pretended we'd broken up, and get to Bleep her pussy well and hard till it sagged.
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That one didn't buy the idea at first. He felt it was cruel and really unfair to me. But I told him to leave that aside, I was not complaining. If I could asked you to start helping her with her academics and what she felt I deserved was fucking my man, then let her pussy bleed.

The next day or two days after or so. I came into the hostel crying. Told her about how Dapo told me he's no more interested in me for no reason. And she came up with all this "Shebi I told you that guy is a dog" yen yen yen. "It's you that's relying on a guy. These guys are the same. And you see that Dapo of a guy, I never trusted him from the start and I always said this. But you always defend him. Now see! I know he's brilliant, fine, and all, but I've always been telling you he can't be trusted." Sure she did. But I didn't get why she always picked on the guy. If I said Dapo had not called me today, she would go "Hmmmn, I really don't trust that guy", with no reasonable reason. So you expected me to leave my guy because he didn't call me in just a day? But it was all clear now. Her agenda was clear and I could see it

For a whole week, I didn't go for lectures. I wanted the whole breakup thing to look so real. I asked Dapo not to visit or call me too. If I wanted to hear from him, I would call.

I cried most of the time, refusing to eat. And most of these days,she would go on a long sermon

telling me about how ten thousand guys would pass across my tomb if I died because of a man.

If I asked her to at least speak to Dapo on my behalf or followed me to go and beg him, she would go "No be me and u! That guy humiliated u, and begging him is what you could think of?" She talked me through everything, like a real friend. Sometimes I would look at her and think to myself "Women! Look at how she makes this thing look like she really feels sorry for me." And I would shake my head at the thought. She even told me she was not going to go to. Dapo's place again, if he refused to make up.

Fast forward to a week later, we were coming from a lecture and heading to our hostel when she told me she needed to go visit a friend. I knew she was lying because we just got to a route that led to Dapo's place. But I let her go. I called Dapo sooner after and told him "you may have a pussy to Bleep in some minutes time". That one was like "Ola, are you sure you're okay with this?". Ogbeni, leave story, Bleep this girl, make she no get leg come home. Lol. I guess right, it was Dapo's place she headed to. And that one kukuma like pussy before; he bleeped her like mad dog and made sure I didn't miss out on the drama with the recording of it he made.

In the video recording she had come in that day to tell him I told her we'd broken up and she had come to ask why. Dapo had gone on a long narrative of how I nagged at every petty thing, and how he had warned me to change and how I didn't. And all my friend could say was "Well, Ola can be like that a lot. If not that I am a patient person, she would have frustrated the hell out of my life".

She went on to tell him how I usually leave all the house chores for her, how I once stole her school fees and was caught, how I often kept malice with her whenever we fought .She would say all these, and add "It's not as if I'm spoiling her o,but those attitudes can be annoying"

After the talk, my man complimented her gown and she was blushing all over, drawing her hair backward every second and drawing her chest outward to reveal her breast, smiling like sheep. Then Dapo asked if she didn't mind if he touched her necklace, and she said no, she didn't. He touched the neck lace and started complimenting it, and she kept on saying thank you. They were both on the bed as he didn't have a chair in his room aside the long stool he used to read.

Then she said she was leaving, and Dapo rose to give her a goodbye hug.
From there they started kissing, and she was the one even putting off her gown and bra herself when Dapo unzipped it from the back. She drew out her hands one after the other from the gown as they kissed.

And in a moment, Dapo was sucking her breasts already, while she drew her head backward in ecstasy. Then they fell on the bed, and Dapo removed the gown completely slowly. The pant she wore did not take Dapo 5 secs to remove, and he spread her legs wide open in most amazing way. He then tugged his head in between her pussy lips. The pussy was meaty already so it was easy to draw apart with fingers. Dapo's tongue worked on the pussy lips as she moaned in ecstasy holding her breasts. She would remove one hand every now and then from her breasts and use it to hold the bed-spread tightly in deep emotion, shouting "O my God!!" to every tingle the tongue made on her pussy.

After a while, Dapo undressed too. He then gave her his dick to suck while he sucked her pussy. They did that for like 5 mins before my man began to give her the actual jerking. Fucking her like some kind of Ashawo he picked up on the way. It was hot. She squirted out cum three times. She kept on saying "thank you", after each round. And when the sex was going on, it's either she said "Yes! O! God!, or "Don't stop pls".

I made the best of my time watching the video with my man by also fucking im. And after the Bleep, we would make jokes over my friend's sex ring tone. There was a time I was with my friend in the room, and she asked me if I had finally moved on with Dapo. I asked why she asked and she said she just wanted to know. So I said yes. Then I asked, "What of you? Who are you dating?".

She looked at me to read if I knew about her and Dapo, but she saw it's not that I knew, so she replied with "Ama single lady, dear", and she turned it into a song as she walked towards the bathroom to bathe. I think it's Beyonce's song. When she came out of the bathroom, I asked about the guy she was dating before, Akin, and she told me Akin was too boring for her liking. "More so, he's too short gawd! I can't cope" When I told her Akin still asked after her from me, she just waved it over like he meant nothing

She was applying lotion on her body now, and I couldn't stop thinking about the video Dapo sent me a day before, where he was fisting her. It was weird! I couldn't imagine someone jerking my pussy with a whole fist. I concentrate my eyes on her pussy to see those pussy lips for real. They were looking like some kind of tattered pieces of meat. Dropping anyhow.Her clit was so big and it was not surprising her pussy could take a whole fist.The last time video was the 7th sex video I had of her. She enjoyed my man's dick now and that exactly what I wanted

Her phone rang just when she wanted to wear her pant. It was near me. She was charging it. It was "Tolu Pre-degree" that was calling. So I offered to help her picked it, and she rushed towards me like a mad woman and snatched the phone from my hand. It then occurred to me it was Dapo. It was Dapo she stored with "Tolu Pre-degree". Lol, how funny could this lady be! To everything Dapo was saying on phone, she was busy answering with "yah", "alright", "okay", or "no problem", and I would just laugh. Go and Bleep again, girl, it's your pussy!

Fast forward to the eve of my birthday. I asked her to follow me to where I was to buy my birthday cake, she told me she was not feeling fine. But I knew she had other plan. So I went all alone. Dapo called me later to tell me she's coming to her place again. What should he do because he's tired already. He'd had enough of the pussy. So I told him to Bleep her for the next time then. But he should pls make it count, and he assured me he would.

My birthday started the next day like never before. It was the day I had planned to treat her Bleep up. I made it look memorable by throwing it big. Lots of games and a whole lots of drinks and food to eat. All my friends were there. My roommate was there too. She was even on my outfit. She borrowed it from me that morning.

Then the big time came, it was time for the celebrant to dance with her man. I saw the surprise on my friend's face when the MC said "the celebrant and her man are next on the line to dance now" She was probably thinking "which man?", but God shut her mouth up. My handsome fine bobo, Dapo, came out of the crowd and hugged me like he had never done before. He gave me a long deep kiss that got everyone saying "awwwww!! This is so sweet". Everyone was clapping to jeer us on now. It was the best moment of my life. I could see my friend's legs shaking. It was clear to her now she just got played. She stood for like 5 mins motionless while Dapo and I dance to the song of Ayefele the DJ was playing. She left the party in shame. I didn't even know when she did.

She packed her clothes and all the second day without speaking a word to me, and left the room for me. We never talked about anything since then. Or perhaps it's because our ways never crossed again.She must have forgotten all that by now, but I doubt her pussy would.

Disclaimer:

I wrote this story a long time before. I had posted it here before. Just felt like bringing it here again for others. If had read it before. Just Share it for other that have not read it before.

Let's quickly take a look at this.

People often come here to state their intentions and after stating their intentions they will forget to follow it with drastic actions.

How Will one get a hookup when they find it too difficult to respond to their DM?

We should learn to embrace a different thinking mentality, for the fact you want to have fun here or meet people doesn't mean you're going to exchange handshakes with sex, people meet for different reasons and some later turn out to be best friends , colleagues or couples depending on where the relationship lead them after.

The aim of social interactions here should go beyond sex and meetings at fast food joints, let's work on ourselves. If you're too big to exchange pleasantries with others your level of maturity is questionable.

Good morning people.

Don't cruxify me, take my message in good faith

edoairways:
Most churches do but it is coded. If a popular prophet organises such program I bet you there would be enormous crowd in attendance. You know how many Nigerians worship their pastors especially the seers. Even those that aren't facing similar challenge will queue to see the prophet should such program emerge

Ladies sex isn't the only thing that puts a smile on a man's face, sometimes surprise him by taking him out on a date just to show how much u love him

Abi nah

Omojudy:
Let them keep sitting down. They never tire for their predicament.

Unfortunately, they will not.

2SWT:
Most guys need to see this

Loving your woman (some women in this context) with all your heart and doing all the right things won't guarantee her loyalty to you.

She can just get attracted to an adventurous crackhead who makes her "feel different" or whatever.

If your woman is loyal, consider yourself lucky and privileged.

I am not sure there is a man out there who has all it takes to deserve a woman's loyalty. If there is? Cool .

Women are naturally dreamy, fantasists who are never contented. There is always something missing.

So they obviously have more reasons to cheat and the reasons are abundant around them.

For we men, they are just men. They cheat with their penis and that's mostly basically it.

But women cheat with their heart, their mind, their soul, their body: everything.

They are endlessly yearning for new things, new feelings, new desires, new adventures. Insatiable beings.

I think if your woman decides to relegate all her desires in order to remain loyal to you, then you're lucky and privileged.

I find relationship talks stressful but I think this is a tip from someone who is fairly "experienced."

Love your woman and guard your expectations.

Did you know:

For those who have never had a child:
Every year that goes by, there is increase in the risk of breast cancer by 3%.

Pregnancy and Breastfeeding children helps to reduce that risk.

Queens, Get pregnant today.
If he tries to pull out, pull him back.

Happy Monday!

Funmilolalydia:
Till you catch AIDs

EvilPOTATO:
Because men don't loud their own problems

And again, it's easier for the church to manipulate women for personal gain when she is in need of fruit of the womb . Than for the church to take advantage of a man men are stubborn and wise.

In infertility issue

Very True.

ifyalways:
Its because women blame themselves for everything wrong with the world.

Very few men come out.

Omojudy:
They hold for general infertility and men come out nowadays.

Someday....
Just maybe, I'll be strong and bold enough to write about all my relationships and the sexcapades. Until then, let me tell Y'all how I left a relationship because it was too perfect.

I met him in 2013 when I was rewriting ssce, then, he too was writing ssce but had a girlfriend, we limited to being just friends till the girl relocated and the relationship died a natural death.

We started dating in 2014 or so....

Nigga was just too good, always ready to do whatever I wanted so far it made me happy. He never objected to anything I said or wanted. I met his family, his mum loved me like a daughter and one time, she even told us she'd like to know my mum in case I get pregnant because she wouldn't accept an abortion.

Even when I was wrong, bros claimed my wrongness and said it was his fault, he worshipped even the ground I walked on, he was always there, it was too good to be real. You know that kind of love you only see in movies. I felt I would never give him enough in return, I felt he was too soft for me because he wasted no time in unleashing emotions at every given time, he'd call for long, he'd cry, he'd visit if I don't take his calls.He was just too sweet and had no flaws, all the fights in that relationship was my makings.

Most times, it was a deliberate act just to see him angry, but he always had a way of putting up with everything I did as if they were right. I got even more scared. He was too perfect for me, I didn't deserve such love and affection. So I thought. I walked out of the relationship. He begged, he pleaded, he cried, but I wouldn't give in. He moved on.

After that relationship, I have been the one loving the most in almost all my relationships. I've realized I was stupid and let go of raw gold while I was chasing absolutely nothing. I've lost count of how many times I've been hurt by guys. Something he'd never do, something he'd rather get hurt than see me get hurt, something he was ready to lose himself just to find me.

Oh well, life happens and most importantly, you can't eat your cake and have it back.

It's not funny!

ctleurocollege:

But why?No church has ever held prayers for low sperm count.
It's always barren women �
But why?

Before you step into any relationship with any one,they first four questions u have to ask yourself includes:

How ready am I ?
What is my aim
Am I ready to mingle and tangle with this person?
What will be my impact in his or her life?

Relationship is like building your personal house,your foundation matters, if you build ur relationship in lies then lies u will reap.
I put the word "personal'" because when we want to get something for ourselves we go for the best,so why not put you best in your relationship.

HOW READY AM I?
Yes its necessary to ask this,cause when u rush into any relationship with out being prepared for what is in it surely you will rush out with regret and frustration, and the next thing you will say is,There are no good men and women (who tell you).you where not prepared.

WHAT IS MY AIM?
Am I dating this guy because he is wealthy? Am I dating this gal because she gut curves that kills,(so u want to taste to know how sweet or bitter death is),is it for marriage? Is it for runs? Hit and run?

AM I READY TO MINGLE AND TANGLE WITH THIS PERSON?
Haba you know u don't like fat guys but because he has money then u want to manage him,at the end u come and be tell me how he can't bang u hard,how he snores while sleeping, he can't speak correct English (Queen's English) na wa,brother you know that sister is local,she is not polish,she is not well package,and those are the kind of things you like,since u decided to mingle with her you have to brush her up to ur taste and standard. Do whatever you can to make your partner look like what you ever wish for.

WHAT WILL BE MY IMPACT
Its true that the world pay good for evil,have heard a lot of stories of men who got dumped by women they helped. Hmmmm it hurts I know how u feel and am sorry abt that,but living good foot prints in the life of ur partner is one magic key that works like a flash,let people remember you for the problems u solve or the problems you created.

And if you are a lady and you don't kno how to say
Am Sorry
Thank you
Please
Then you need serious help.

And you are a guy here

You lack the right manner to talk to ur woman
You are abusive
Lack respect
Can't say am sorry
Thank you
Please
Go to God directly for help

Love you all here,and for the ladies that neglects the chat of the guys her i n your inbox I don't know why you are here

DaddyMorenike:
Abeg follow me go mortuary with your mummy, e get one guy wey dey owe me money.

I sent you a pm

Omojudy:
Na film. No worry yourself.

Remember: your being able to reply to posts and comments is a privilege given to you by the poster.

Don't misuse it.

BareFacedLies:
Fùcking ladies

CLUELESS WIVES

As it often happens when I see a Nigerian movie on Netflix, I sigh and take a leap of faith. Most of the movies are disappointing, but occasionally they add a good one.

Yesterday I watched The Bling Lagosians and was pleasantly surprised as we got to the second half of the movie.

First half was mediocre.
- Bambam is not sexy. I think she looks weird.
- The party planner was not "extravagant" enough.
- A marriage counsellor who has marriage issues. What a cliché.
- Alex acting as an uneducated movie studio owner? Not buying it.
- Those women who played Elvira's friends though. Ugh.

But the second half was good. I enjoyed it.

Now, my problem.

Why do they always portray these wives of these wealthy men as clueless women who only know how to spend money but have no idea where the money comes from? Many times they don't even know that the company is facing bankruptcy.

Is this a realistic portrayal of what is like to be married to a rich man in Nigeria? What if the man dies or falls sick?

Please, enlighten me.

*The heart of a MAN � Belongs to one Woman ✌but His #DICK✌Belongs to many women