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noskeybaba:
would be the easiest test you've written so far.

Medley:
when the marriage was ignited by lust and not love,they can never fight for the survival of their marriage.

SirShymexx:
Snow bunnies = oyinbos lol

DollyParton1:
My bad...
Not stereotyping dear. Just speaking from experience, like 95% of people I know who are not ijebu in any way but married to an Ijebu, have serious issues with their MIL.

By badass I meant, the two subgroups with very strong personalities.

DollyParton1:
Lol... the bolded is indisputable. One thing ijebu is good at is making money [/b]at all cost.[b] Heck, those folks dont joke with their money. Thats why people fall out with them mostly,[/b] Ijebus don't know family or friends when it comes to making money.[b]
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SirShymexx:
I like that. Ijebu nyggahs love that away game - I don't even know any guy in my immediate family married-to/involved with an Ijebu chic. Just Ghanaians, Jamaicans, [/b]one snow bunny[b], and a couple of other Yorubas. Our choice(s) in women is defined by the second law of thermodynamics.

Are you married?

DollyParton1:
Please let me know when you find answers to the bolded part. It seems nobody likes Ijebu except the ijebus. lol....
Ekiti people does not like anyone that is not ekiti, but they got it extra for the ijebus and I think its because Ijebu and Ekiti are the two badass subgroups of the Yoruba tribe, hence why they don't see eye to eye.
But have you met an a pure Ijebu mother in law whose daughter in law is not an Ijebu? Shiit it is scary.

DollyParton1:
Its a general belief that the ijebus are two-faced of all the Yoruba subgroups. Most of the association or interaction of an egba woman/man with an ijebu man/woman, does not go well like 80% of the time.

SirShymexx:
Nah, I need a lot of "Ijebuness" - my folks are noble merchants. No one gets money like us -shining stars.

SirShymexx:
Honestly, every time I tone it down, there's always some blinkered fvcker trying to take you for a mug. But whenever you tell them to fall back, they think you're some guy they can e-bully lol. And that leaves no choice than to clap-back.[/b] I've not really smacked anyone the way I can for like 7months now...I just throw baby-touches around here and there, with measured response, depending on how belligerent the pillock is.[b] I ain't even got time for these folks apart from the comic relief I get off smacking their ar.ses. I'm just here to mess around, these folks don't post anything that can stimulate the cerebral cortex.

SirShymexx:
Lmao.[/b] You won't cross me if you continue to keep it real. I just don't like sheisty, fake, phony, shifty, and two-faced folks.[b] Lol @Ijebuness - I don't even know what being "Ijebu" is like in the real sense of it, apart from my natural affinity for hustling and getting money. I just ride with Ijebu all the time cos I'm one - I might ask yetseyi to show me how to be a proper Ijebu dn, with pure Ijebuness.

SirShymexx:
The craziness comes with the territory - that's a South London thing, and I'm a product of my environment and my experience. That's how we g-check disrespectful folks cos respect is a necessity, and majority of the folks on here don't know how to talk to people. And I gotta let 'em have it depending on my mood. It's not even that deep - that's the way I catch fun on here.[/b] I think I've toned it down a bit cos I used to be worse circa 2013/14[b].

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jauntee02:
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jauntee02:
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SirShymexx:
Lol. I just don't like discussing religion with religious folks with linear thought process (not you) cos to them, everything that isn't about their religion has to be the devil. Hence I said, "I don't want to get in trouble."

Err, I don't know I'll call "faith and hope" as being "real" since both are based on abstract things and in religion, they're dependent on the supernatural. They're like dreams. However, I don't have problems with folks who base their existence on both. I just have a problem with folks who exploit folks and peddle them as a "gift" and those who make both the basis for relations - and the thought process that whoever disagrees with them has to be of the devil.

The planet is too big for everyone to be one time...outlook will always vary. Hence even within Christianity, there are different denominations...with different approaches. Then you've got the tree where Christianity branched out from (Abrahamic religions) also divided into three: Christianity, Islam, and Judaism. And there were so many religions way before Christianity started out about 2000years ago...just as there are so many religions today. Most folks from the far east ideology (Japan, China, India etc.) aren't even Christians.

Religion was created for moral guidance, brother/nation(hood), and spirituality. But God dwells in us all...even without religion. I think Jesus answered that in Luke 17:20-21, when he was speaking to the Pharisees.

Luke 17:20-21:

20 Now when He was asked by the Pharisees when the kingdom of God would come, He answered them and said, “The kingdom of God does not come with observation; [i]21 nor will they say, ‘See here!’ or ‘See there!’ For indeed, the kingdom of God is within you.”[/i]

^^^I believe that's self-explanatory, Sis.

Regardless, I admire the fact that you're religious since it works for you, but humanity is bigger than religion. And that's what I think folks (especially black people) need to be more cognizant of. Religion shouldn't define us - our heart should.

SirShymexx:
Lol. I just don't like discussing religion with religious folks with linear thought process (not you) cos to them, everything that isn't about their religion has to be the devil. Hence I said, "I don't want to get in trouble."

Err, I don't know I'll call "faith and hope" as being "real" since both are based on abstract things and in religion, they're dependent on the supernatural. They're like dreams. However, I don't have problems with folks who base their existence on both. I just have a problem with folks who exploit folks and peddle them as a "gift" and those who make both the basis for relations - and the thought process that whoever disagrees with them has to be of the devil.

The planet is too big for everyone to be one time...outlook will always vary. Hence even within Christianity, there are different denominations...with different approaches. Then you've got the tree where Christianity branched out from (Abrahamic religions) also divided into three: Christianity, Islam, and Judaism. And there were so many religions way before Christianity started out about 2000years ago...just as there are so many religions today. Most folks from the far east ideology (Japan, China, India etc.) aren't even Christians.

Religion was created for moral guidance, brother/nation(hood), and spirituality. But God dwells in us all...even without religion. I think Jesus answered that in Luke 17:20-21, when he was speaking to the Pharisees.

Luke 17:20-21:

20 Now when He was asked by the Pharisees when the kingdom of God would come, He answered them and said, “The kingdom of God does not come with observation; [i]21 nor will they say, ‘See here!’ or ‘See there!’ For indeed, the kingdom of God is within you.”[/i]

^^^I believe that's self-explanatory, Sis.

Regardless, I admire the fact that you're religious since it works for you, but humanity is bigger than religion. And that's what I think folks (especially black people) need to be more cognizant of. Religion shouldn't define us - our heart should.

SirShymexx:
You're going to get me in trouble for this lol. Let me just say I don't have any problem whatsoever with religious folks...as long as it works for them, and they don't get judgemental based on that premise. I was raised in it, with a family still deeply rooted in it - save for my brother and I. And though, I seldom speak about it - I've got a perfect understanding of everything. Even Islam as well to an extent lol.

Life is all about growth. And as we grow mentally (especially those with high cognitive reasoning), with urge for a full understanding of everything happening around us. We tend to ask questions - and discern things for what they're. I basically just got to a stage where I understood religion for what it's for - moral guidance and spirituality to fill a vacuum that exist in our hearts. Then as I got older and became a black man, and a representation of who I'm and how the world sees me - I went deeper.

I looked at the black Churches vis-a-vis our communities. And we have got so many of them. However, rather than add value to these communities where their members are from, all they do exploit folks - in exchange for faith and hope, without giving anything back in return. We've heard this message of faith and hope for like 500 years now, how come nothing has changed? How about start giving back to these communities, and stop selling folks a dream? Even the traditional Churches have done a lot and they still do a lot. How come our own Churches aren't doing that? I went to Catholic and Anglican schools - the legacy of traditional Churches.

Then when you look at the image as well...you just have to ask questions cos whoever controls the image, controls the mind. And we've got images in all these religions that don't represent us - yet we question why we're the most effed up race of people. Folks just attach too much to religion and make it more complex than it's. You don't need religion to have a relationship with God, cos if you believe in the most high, he's omnipresent inside you. All you've to do is find a way that works for you, to speak to him.

OP, we're just keeping ya thread alive in the spirit of St. Valentine.

ihedinobi2:
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A woman who is capable of love is like that. They look to ease you up. To take away the world-weariness and replace it with cheer.
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A woman capable of love would be looking to help out even without any sign of benefit for herself.

The old dude never showed the jewels until the girl had exceeded ordinary human kindness.

Bro, flashing money and swag attracts only certain kinds of ladies. They will swarm like wild dogs that scented blood.

Ladies, flashing your curves and poshness will only send one type of call out. They will swarm like sharks that scented blood.

Everyone, try to define yourself by more than your looks and your money or connections.

Finally, sex is like alcohol. Kills off very important brain cells you need for making sensible life choices like the right guy/girl to trust with your life and those of your unborn children. Try to avoid it until you know that this here person is the one,

SirShymexx:
Lol. I grew up in the Church, and I know the Bible inside out. Just left when I turned 19, and outgrew a lot of extras in there. However, whenever I go to Church for any activity - the old me always come out. Or whenever I'm at my parent's house. I know all the worship/praise songs, and whatever they do in there.

Lmao@ these folks worship "likes" and they always want people to fit into their vacuous and illogical thought process. I'm not that guy - I just wanna chat shiit and keep it moving. But if anyone says something I deem logical without ad hominems, then I can stress my brain and debate the person.

The sane and logical folks used to be in the politics, foreign, and culture sections (my old playgrounds) back in the day, but they all left.

I don't even look for trouble...I just say my piece while grinning. More time they always quote me, or spam my handle in stupid shiit. And where I'm from, you gotta handle ya business like Flavour Flav's clock - esp. where there are no rules. I just handle my business and smack them with that George Foreman right hand, or Mayweather's left hook - that's the PeckNizzy way.

SirShymexx:
Lol. You did allude to a few things on there that gave you up. I'm from a proper devout Christian family, and just by observing people...I can't tell who they're without the need to ask them.

Bwahaha...I'm just crazy like that (Jk Jk Jk) - just messing about. Basically, I just keep it real, based on whatever energy I receive. And I've never been the type to let folks define me, nor try to fit in anywhere- especially in a virtual world where every handle on this platform, is based on whatever character they want. So, e-bullying isn't something I'll condone...since I know no one on here would be brave enough to chat shiit to my face lol. Coupled with the fact that I neither care about "likes" nor a fan-base...I just wanna mess around and keep it moving. That's how we get down in the belly of the beast, and it's a different civilisation and outlook to life.

Anyway, if you want to read anything cerebral from, whereby I would've to stress my brain a bit - you've to sieve through a lot. Or be on the look-out for any thread where I'm having a discourse with folks on that level. Most of the folks who populate this forum can barely read and comprehend the simplest things. So, being logical all the time is pointless...since whatever you say would go over their heads. The cerebral depth is shallow...and dumbing it down while smacking a few ar.ses is definitely a better approach. And with that, I do get banter out of it, and laugh hysterically.

Don't worry, whenever I see you online, I shall raise the bar. But when you're not there - it's time to get brolic and give 'em the Old Skool PeckNarm.

DollyParton1:
Your Ijebu brother mixes nicotine patch with cigarette.
Thats the aftermath.
Am sure he mixes his ewedu and efo riro with some joints too

SirShymexx:
Lol, I'm just a tad bit observant, and I kinda noticed it on the Ijebu thread.

And with me, the way I relate to folks is somewhat organic - based on the energy around them. So, whatever energy is around them would be the premise for relations.

SirShymexx:
Lol. I don't wanna corrupt ya mind - I know you're good Christian.

I'm wild.

SirShymexx:
Lol... "Silent D" is an explicit word.

SirShymexx:
Oi, missy89, dollyparton1, and yetseyi my Ijebu sis - happy val.

I hope you lot (minus Yetseyi) are getting the silent D tonight...if not, imma have to check muthaphuckin' St. Valentine for moving booky, man.

And @Missy89

Are you watching the NBA slam dunk contest tonight?

They've got two naij nyggahs, Victor Oladipo and Giannis Antetokounmpo. Gatts support 'em nyggahs.

ihedinobi2:
Hey everyone. An0nimus, dagr8, hbG, mintayo, yetseyi, ArareGem, FrancisTony...how are you guys?