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Ugaboy:
imagine crayfish for naija dey cross enter plane go eaurope...nxt time tell u want try dis b4 hand, i will loose weight to avoid suspicions.

Ugaboy:
I will enter your travelling box

AnonymousRebec:
I begged my dad to buy me a bicycle for many years. From when I had sense in primary school and my early years in secondary school, I begged for a bicycle. He always promised me a bicycle if I came back with a good result. I did my best, came back with several good results but no bicycle. He would rather buy other indoor toys.

I eventually stopped asking him for a bicycle because I grew older and my priorities changed. I asked him when I was older why he never bought me a bicycle even after begging for so many years. He told me he was scared. He knew if i had the bicycle, I will want to ride it on the street and that the street was not safe because a car could hit me. He did not know how to tell me that he was never going to buy me a bicycle.

Maybe he should have told me back then so that I will not keep begging when he had already made up his mind.

Ginaz:
He beat and almost tear the fu..k out of my head cos my grandma told him boys do come to the compound to “toast” me and some hide behind the fence to gist “with” me .

Like how was that my fault ? And not that I ever spoke to any of them( I drove them away) Instead of my dad to chase those boys , he decided to beat me and humiliate me in front of the compound for everyone to see . He didn’t believe my version of the story .

He followed me to class lessons to trace my movement To “catch me” red handed speaking to boys .Lol that man is a lunatic . I haven’t even had a boyfriend at that time sef which was so damn annoying.

He would collect my phone to answer my calls and read my messages and wouldn’t give me for weeks. Any discussion always end in “boys”.
Beat the crap of of me when he read my diary. I had to tear it up to save myself from further beating. He almost destroyed my life . At a point I hated him so much that he was the first and only person I’ve hated intensely .

He slapped my ears and my left ear bled blood for 24hrs. I saw hell. After my neco exams , I took my bag and went to my mom. The sight of him disgusted me for years.

We recently are on speaking terms after 5yrs of not seeing each other eyeball to eyeball. He’s trying to make up for his mistakes which I am reciprocating cos of the love of GOD.

He wasn’t that bad while I was growing up . I don’t even know what happened to him . I entered teenage-hood and a monster came out of him . Instead of him to protect me , he abused me .

simonjassy:
While Growing up i was fixated on being extremely clean(i still am),because i suffered from TINEA VERSICOLOR which my mum ignorantly mistook, for eczema.During The Dry Season,when it usually breaks out,my mum would insult the crap out of me,call me dirty and other things i can't remember.I knew dirtiness was not a factor,cause i knew my mates who seldomly took their baths and were "eczema" free.We visited several doctors who reaffirmed her believe that what i had was eczema.I couldn't play football as much as i wanted because apparently the "eczema" would break out.it was really frustrating sha.
Now that i know better,i just feel pity on how being ignorant on a matter can change the lives of people whom we are responsible.

maiiilooo:
Chaii....
this life no balance at all...
I dey imagine the girl boyfriend right now..

Afamcy:
I say na this Corona virus go kill all this politicians

E remain boss mustapha...



na this lockdown wey you dey initiate with Corona virus go kill you last last

Idiots!!

aristocrazzy:
if a young lady can turn herself to buhari then why can't the Cabal turn jubril to buhari.

jamace:
33 Reasons Why Southern Nigerians are Fools - and the Northerners are not! By Eccentric Rowland.

Sadly, 80% of Southerners who see this article will not read it!
Note: This article was not developed to ascribe to the entire Northern Nigeria the selfish antics and machination of a few individuals who belong to the region. It would be unfair to do that. Also, this article was developed not with the intention of causing incitement...
1. An average Northerner acquires a cheap transistor radio-set in order to gain political awareness
from broadcasting structures such as BBC (Hausa Service),Radio Nigeria, etc. This practice has made the region the most politically-aware region in Nigeria. On the hand, an average Southerner, typically, acquires expensive Smartphones equipped with FM radio receiving capability. Instead, they would rather listen to inane songs like “Your Waist”, “Skelewu”,“Ginger Your Swagger”, “NoGede”, etc.
2. Unlike the South, the North understands the importance of numbers in politics. This is why, by all strategic means necessary, the North ensures that they have a larger representation at the National Assembly.
3. Northerners don’t shout, scream, vent and speak “big grammar” to prove that they are politically intelligent on political programmes on TV and radio. Instead, they shout, scream, vent, kick, punch, taekwondo, etc on the floor of the National Assembly to promote a cause that is in their favor. The reverse is the case for the Southerners.
4. Southern graduates/job seekers consider the public sector (government institutions) an unfashionable place for employment.Meanwhile, the Northerners massively recruit and entrench themselves into the public sector and manipulate themselves up the ranks. While all these are going on, their southern brothers and sisters spend years languishing in the labour market for the elusive jobs in blue chip organizations. Yet, Southerners complain of marginalization in the public sector.
5. For some weird reasons, the South is always frightened when the North make political pronouncements. Even weirder - for some inexplicable reasons, Senators and House of Representative members from the South appear to be too timid to oppose their northern counterparts during legislative sessions.
6. According to the gospel of the North - the Northerners were born to rule. That is, leadership (of Nigeria) is their exclusive preserve. By extension, the Southerners were born to be led! Interestingly, certain actions of some Southerners support this belief.
7. The North has more (unrated) billionaires(in Dollars) than any region in Nigeria. For instance, a certain Alhaji Mai Deribe (an oil well licensee)would certainly laugh each time Forbes releases its ratings and his name is not listed.
8. The North doesn’t produce crude oil, but the Northern Senators had the temerity to oppose the 10% host community funds. The Southern legislators find nothing wrong in that, so long as it doesn’t affect their “constituency allowances”.
9. {Singing}Come and see Nigeria wonder! (2x)
Statistical absurdity of the grandest order is stating that Kano is more populous than Lagos! Dear friends, even science have proved from simple demographic distribution patterns across the globe that population increases as we move from the hinterland (desert/Savannah region) to the coast– but in the case of Nigeria, the North which lies in the arid zone, is more populous than the South – by a deviously doctored census report. Okay o! We dey look.
10. The North have ruled the country legally(democratically) and illegally (military) for 37 out of the 53 years. The South is very comfortable with this inequality.
11. The North is the chief proponent of the "quota system” and “federal character” principle – a system that was crafted to sacrifice merit on the altar of “national oneness”. In simple terms, even the most unqualified gets a slot in sensitive national projects.
12. Northern law-makers at the National Assembly- typically - rally amongst themselves to promote legislations that favors their region (e.g. pedophilic laws). Southern law-makers typically rally amongst themselves to promote legislations that will increase their salaries and constituency allowances.
13. To the Northerners - the census exercise is not just a statistical evaluation exercise. Instead, it is considered a key political exercise. Meanwhile, the Southern folks see census exercise as a temporal job opportunity for its largely unemployed undergraduates. In the words of Chief Festus Odimegwu (recently resigned Chairman of National Population Commission) “There has been no credible census in the country since 1816 because of manipulations”, Punch Newspaper, 18 October 2013.
14. When it comes to regional unity – religion, politics and language are the common uniting factor for the North. Southerners(especially the South-Easterners) are never united for any course. (Oh, well, Soccer sometimes offers some measure of unity among the Southerners!).
15. The North is the region with the least education, least resources, least development and pervasive poverty – yet, they have ruled Nigeria for 37 years out of the nation’s 53 years of independence.
16. Only the North understands the logic behind establishing a national refinery (the Kaduna refinery) thousands of kilometers away from the point of extraction of crude oil.
17. When it concerns the north, a new standard is always invented. For else, how does one explain how Sani Abacha – a near-midget –escaping the “standard height” rule of the military. Even, rising to be president.
18. The North conceived and sold the “Boko Haram” concept as a pointer to the fact that the South is incapable of ruling the country. The South has wholesomely bought the idea. “Yes, automatically Boko Haram will disappear if the north gets the presidency by 2015. I am sure”. Excerpt from the interview granted by Lawal Keita (2nd Republic Governor of Kaduna State) to the News magazine (October 2013)
19. An “instant enemy” of the northern region is any appointed public officer (especially a female one) from the south who has the temerity to oppose their common cause. Or, one that is standing as a clog in their continued dominance in the Oil & Gas/public sector. Some southerners gleefully and ignorantly join in the attack on some of these public officials.
20. Poverty, ignorance, lack of education, religious bigotry and fanaticism, etc are some very powerful tools needed to effectively manipulate/control people. The Northern oligarchy is very aware of this. Hence, their manipulation of the masses in the north (using these tools) for their selfish interest.
21. Of all the regions, the North is the least supportive of resource control, Petroleum Industry Bill (PIB), and the entrenchment of true federalism. The South finds nothing suspicious in that.
22. It is unbelievable to believe that some WISEMEN (in a certain political party) from the South were party to a bizarre arrangement for “power shift” or “power rotation” between the North and the South – when, clearly, the south is home to 2 major ethnic groups and - by far - more ethnic groups than the north.
23. The North offers the most opposition to the privatization of public (government) institutions. Opposition to privatization is principally to prevent the likely disengagement of their largely unqualified members. (BTW, till date, some people still earn salaries of close to N1m monthly from the comatose NITEL. Now guess what region most of these people are from? Note: This fact is verifiable.)
24. The South produces the crude oil (Nigeria’s economic mainstay). However, amongst the regions, the North owns majority of the oil blocks, oil prospecting (OPL) and oil mining (OML) licenses.
25. Northern leaders (political and religious)have never come out, unanimously, to publicly condemn the menace of Boko Haram. Southern leaders (political and religious) that publicly condemn the methods of Boko Haram attract criticisms and are described as self-seeking or seeking attention/relevance.
26. Political power means just one thing to the North – control of the nation’s economic mainstay (Petroleum resources). Little wonder they are vehemently opposed to the implementation of the Petroleum Industry Bill (PIB).
27. While the north was too busy attacking some Federal Ministers from the South for “ineptitude”, they failed to notice the atrocities of Northern Ministers who were on a mission to inflict callous disparity within the sectors they were meant to oversee.
Please, kindly check out the bizarre disparity in cut off points (quota admission) into the 104 Federal Government Colleges (FGCs) aka “Unity Schools”. It was published in January,2013, by the Federal Ministry of Education under the careful supervision of Prof. Ruqayyah Ahmed Rufa’i - a “once upon a time” Minister of Education from the North. Note the disparity between cut off point for southern and northern students.
· Abia Male(130) Female (130)
· AkwaIbom Male(123), Female (123)
· Anambra Male(139) Female (139)
· Benue Male (111), Female (111)
· Bayelsa Male (72), Female (72)
· CrossRivers Male (97), Female (97)
· Delta Male (131), Female (131)
· Ebonyi Male (112), Female (112)
· Edo Male (127), Female (127)
· Ekiti Male (119), Female (119)
· Enugu Male (134), Female (1340
· Imo Male 9138), Female (138)
· Kogi Male (119), Female (119)
· Kwara Male (123), Female (123)
· Lagos Male (133), Female (133)
· Ogun Male (131), Female (131)
· Ondo Male (126), Female (126)
· Rivers Male (118), Female (118)
· Osun Male (127), Female (127)
· Oyo Male (127), Female (127)
· Plateau Male (97), Female (97)
· Yobe Male (20), Female (27)
· FCTAbuja Male (90), Female (90)
· Kaduna Male (91), Female (91)
· Nasarawa Male (58), Female 58)
· Niger Male (93), Female (93)
· Kano Male (67), Female (67)
· Katsina Male (60), Female (60)
· Adamawa Male (62) Female (62)
· Borno Male (45), Female (45)
· Gombe Male (58), Female (58)
· Jigawa Male(44), Female (44)
· Bauchi Male (35), Female (35)
· Kebbi Male (9), Female (20)
· Sokoto Male (9), Female (13)
· Taraba Male (3), Female (11)
· Zamfara Male (4), Female (2)
28. Contrary to the general belief - the biggest unifying factor in Nigeria is not football , but “Crude Oil”. Now note this: The very moment crude oil (in significant commercial quantity) is discovered in the North, that day will mark the beginning of the North’s agitation for a breakaway from the entity called Nigeria.
29. The Nigerian constitution was deliberately flawed and crafted to benefit the North.
30. Strangely, for a nation with vastly more ethic nationalities situated in the South, it is rather suspicious that Nigeria is divided along just regional lines – The North and the South. Now, of course, we all know which region this strange dichotomy favors.
31. The North is the region with the least education, least resources, least development and pervasive poverty – yet, they claim rulership of the nation by right (the “Born to rule” philosophy). In other words, the north must maintain all the undeserved advantages handed them by the British colonial masters and fortified by the North-controlled military political class between 1960 and 1999.
32. In the thinking of a typical Northerner, Arewa Northern Nigeria (not Nigeria) won the Nigerian civil war.
33. In defending a northern interest, if political logic fails, then religious antics and sentiments are stirred up by the Northerner leaders.
BONUS
The relocation of the nation’s capital from Lagos to Abuja was a deliberate plan of the Northern oligarchy (using the military) to situate the nation’s seat of power at the door-step of the Northerners. They, cleverly, gave Nigerians and the world the impression that everything was irreparably wrong with Lagos as the capital, and that to correct the impression, the capital would need to be situated in the heart of the northern region of Nigeria. To fulfill this arrangement - and give the relocation project an unbiased outlook - reputable Southerners (e.g. Late Justice Akinola Aguda and Tai Solarin) were recruited into the panel set up by the northern oligarchy.

WORD ON MARBLE:
“This new Nation called Nigeria should be an estate of our great grandfather, Uthman Dan Fodio. We must RUTHLESSLY prevent a change of power. We use the minorities in the north as willing tools, and the South, as conquered territory and never allow them to rule over us, and never allow them to have control over the future.” Sir Ahmadu Bello, Sardauna of Sokoto & Premier of Northern Region: The Parrot newspaper, October 12, 1960.

Now, who is the real fool here?

smartogbeide:
It's my birthday today guys, wish me happy birthday. �

Lexusgs430:
What is the exact meaning of National leader ?......

A post for life, not open to elections, replacement or removal.........

Tinubu juju don dey expire, because of loud mouth osho...

If they are not careful, APC would be divided into two sections....

APC & APC PRO.......
This one loud o

fairfora:
I was about putting up a piece on Tinubu at the politics thread this morning but reading this, i felt it's not necessary. Nigerian youths let us take a cue of the edo politics as its still super hot. I watched the primaries yesterday and was amazed at the orderliness as it was televised live. That was the way our forefathers practiced open and transparent politics. I also heard Imasuagbon, one of the aspirants who stepped down speak this morning and could take a few words away from his statements. . This message goes to the yoruba youths in particular of which am one. The earlier we end godfatherism in yorubaland the better for us. Oyo is winning already with the emergence of Makinde who's thinking in the right direction. In retrospect, Pa Awolowo was no godfather to anyone rather, some of his folks ended up stabbing him in the back for being open as he gave everyone a level playing ground to operate. I remember a story once put up by Chief Omololu Olunloyo whom I respect so much. He said he always visited Pa Awo in his Oke Bola residence, opposite the popular Odusote Bookstores, the largest bookseling company in Africa at a time. He said he would sit down as an opposition and awolowo would give him beer to drink and he would tell him papa, you cannot win, telling him the reasons and they'd all laugh over it.

I also remember Alhaji Lateef Jakande in his active days in politics. He was no godfather to anyone, likewise Pa Michael Otedola who reigned after him and that was why someone like otedola, a printer could become governor of Lagos. Tinubu came and made himself a small god, surrounding himself with sycophants and thugs, those who would not hesitate to take anyone off his feet, should the person speak anything against him.

My people, we have been hearing that we are the futures of Nigeria but the future wouldn't stop coming our way. Many of us would soon become irrelevant in politics and leadership because age would soon start playing its part. Yesterday's youths are now men of today who can hardly fend for their family and no thanks to godfathers who have mortgaged their future, only to give them stipends when the election is approaching and dump them thereafter for their selfish gains. The bane behind our ordeal is godfatherism. I'd urge the diehard supporters of godfatherism to please sheath their swords and join the winning team. The team is neither the APC nor the PDP but you and I who can form a formidable force against godfatherism in Nigeria and the future would be truly ours. They don't have the number, we do. They only have money and influence but if we could shun them, we can take our country back. Good morning all.

bencarson007:
[b]Boss Mustapha, may you die horribly sir...
[/b]Which useless rising cases are you talking about?
Abeg let us hear word
Bastard idiot

astonished:
All those people that support this lockdown, SCAMdemic, that use to attack everyone here that don't believe in their wicked scam, may you never know piece in your life, may you be in bondage in the rest of your life, may you encounter an agony death.

What a wicked soul are Nigeria government and her moronic citizens who because of money they are embezzle don't want this SCAMdemic to end.

may thunder � all this government officials, NCDC, and their supporters here who still clamour for continuous of this wicked and barbaric show of power, that lead to people suffering in pain, lots of people are out of job, most companies did not pay their staff since the lockdown, lot of people now turn to beggars & looking hopeless, people are very hungry.

Yet what this barbaric government and their supporters here know is, wear facemask, social distance, stay safe, & lockdown of people against their fundamental human rights of freedom, yet the stvpid govt taskforce go around harrass, tortured an helpless & innocent citizen, extort money from them, denied them of work & business that fetch them money that they will use to put food in their stomach

Where is the DANGER? there is no anything out there in this country to warrant all these barbaric show of power & wickedness by this government,

Are we not be disregard their foolish rules, yet we still not know anyone that know someone that are in critical condition as a result of covid-19, all what this useless government waiting for is to let any public figure died and tagged it covid-19 death, then make it as if the virus is real in this country & kill everyone including the public, because Ajimobi die now we must go on another lockdown, when Abba kyari death the lockdown extended

Luckyheart:
I read books that change the course of my life and the way I view things, especially books on self-discovery. Some of the books are:
Goals by Brian Tracy

No excuses! The power of self-discipline by same author above.

The power and purpose of vision by Myles Munroe. But the most interesting of them all is

Outwitting the devil by Napoleon Hill.

Also, I have improved 1 of my skills and planning to start the next skills and read the next book.

But the most important of them all is that I drew more nearer to God and I discovered a new hope of peace and joy from reading the manual of success (Holy Bible).

Thanks.

banhammy:
......and Buhari government sacks 500,000 N-power volunteers who earn mere #30,000. peanut monthly because there's no money, WHILE just one person from Buhari government stole one trillion Naira.

Allah Ya'a isa

fredoooooo:
Epe ori igi abi wetin be this one name

Angelfrost:
"...[b]The stench bomb of fetid corruption that will explode after Buhari leaves office would be so unprecedentedly malodorous it would deaden Nigeria's collective nasal sensibility for a long time"[/b]

I love the use of idiom here.

I believe I am one of the few whose sensibility will remain unaffected, since I already know Buhari is even more corrupt than Jonathan.

uche393:
he might be accused of being involved in robbery with a good structured and organized evidence. if you want to resign in the military peacefully, you must not get involved with serious issue like this.

laosy:
Omo, this country nawa ooo.
And baba dey claim Mr integrity. The corruption case they'll uncover after this Buhari's regime will be greater than anyone they have ever uncover before. We kept borrowing yet we didn't see the projects they borrowed for.
Millions strenching to billions of dollars was recovered from Abacha's loot abroad yet we didn't see how it's put to use. Billions of dollars in aids and grants from developed countries yet nothing to write home about, our naira keeps falling, petrol price went up, inflation every and someone will come out and praise this dullard and call him Mr integrity?

afecgivers:
Painting what we already knew in different colours. Guy burutai is in fraternity with the president, you could have wait a little or resign if you must talk. There was a soldier friend of mine that forwarded some secret to me that I should help push it to social media. I laugh in Chinese, I told him its true I operate an NGO, but I'm not a journalist neither I'm a human right activist. Starting a battle you know there won't be 50/50 chances is foolishness.

uche393:
if he resigns they can still set him up and imprison him

Enemyofpeace:
I was busy in ze oza room

Enemyofpeace:
I was busy in ze oza room

Enemyofpeace:
na now you talk better talk since I know you. I go tell dominique to remind me for me to send your our wedding IV.

Enemyofpeace:
you know where dominique dey now?the pounded yam wey i chop tonight you know who pound am?sidon there dey lament. Me and dominique don go faaaaaaaaaaar, very soon we go send you our wedding IV, but I go make sure sey dem no serve you for the reception

Enemyofpeace:
yeye man. You wan follow me drag dominique abi?I know sey your eye dey her body. If you no comot your eye and mind from her walahi I go send you 10 amotekun to amotekunise you

Enemyofpeace:
liar. dominique wey love me pass herself

Enemyofpeace:
E pain am

Enemyofpeace:
rubbish. People die when it is time and no prayer can stop it. Death is a natural thing, it comes from God one thing will cause it.



I love dominique die

MOnkeyBabe:
I dey tell you. A lot happens in the spiritual Realm we dont know about. Demonic energy just wait for you to make careless mistakes like what that heliCoPter Guy said. And they would act on it to cause DeStRuction.