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DavidEsq:
OP I take God beg u, I open this thread this morning for inside court and I wan die of laf. Abeg before judge

Onucs:
this happened to my friend.

In 300L, we were attending a lecture and it got to question & answer time. The lecturer asked for who can solve a particular question on the board. myself and my crew though brilliant, the question got us confused. There is this Comrade mate of mine who lives for moments like these (the sabi sabi type). As usual, he threw his hand up and was asked to come solve it on the board. He walked up to the Board with so much enthusiasm feeling like a professor. it was when he got to the board that he realized that the problem was bigger than his intellectual scope. the whole class let out a thunderous laughter as he fumbled. the nigga was so embarrassed. The whole class became awfully quiet at the lecturer's directive when he told the comrade to give the marker to anyone of he choice to come and solve the problem. Shockingly the guy walked to the back end of the class where we (myself and two of my friends) were seated and handed the marker to my scholar friend with the whole class staring. my guy was so shocked. he knew he was also going to fumble should he attempt to go and solve the problem. Before i could say jack robinson, he threw the marker in my hands with a defensive look on his face, one would his thought was "why are you all staring? i can't solve it and so?". to cut the whole story short, i got to the board and solve it correctly.

restore8:
the day wey woman beat me eh... Chai

Ishilove:
Go ahead.

Ishilove:
Morning.

I wasn't feeling well and my mum gave me malaria medication, but since she is a believer of trado-African medicine, she decided to add agbo to it for 'more effect.' I washed everything down with fufu and egusi soup.

There after i packed my bags and returned to school. We had gotten to Onipanu when my stomach began to rumble. I was overwhelmed by nausea.

"Stop the bus!" I croaked to the conductor. He ignored me

"I say stop th...," but before I could complete the sentence, I vomited all over everyone. It was so humiliating.

The conductor had to get a broom and packer to sweep the undigested lumps of fufu from the floor of the bus.

Funny enough I felt better after vomiting. When I got to my hostel I called my mum and related the aftermath of her 'explosive' medical combination, and she assured me that going forward, she will never mix 'ogu oyibo' with agbo, ever again.

adebayour26:
All of you lost either JOB or MONEY, only a living being can pursue these things.

Just last Tuesday, I lost a friend's brother in a road accident (he's more like a younger brother to me). A very agile, talented and dexterous.

techmo:





Asymptomatic covid 19... before he knew he had covid it was already too late and his organs failing

Now that Issa Funtua and Aba Kyari are gone, I wonder who would stabilise Buhari's headless regime, Atleast Nigerians would find somebody else to blame


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Coldfeets:
This is exactly how these useless people went and created Covid 19.

proclinician:
An unprecedented and largely preposterous level of stupidity it is. Majority of Nigerians are irredeemably insane and that's why things are the way they are.

Toks2008:
Garlic....

It cures tooth decay in 2 days.

Peel a clove and place it in the decaying tooth.

Bite on the garlic and sleep with it.

Do that in 3days and say bye to toothache or tooth decay for life.

I'm a living witness.

Section1000:
I hate that MagWhy whatever of a player...

De gea wetin dey sup naaaaaaaa

Las Las my babe is a Chelsea fan and she is just bubbling with Excitement... Meaning Post-match bedmatics Over sure tonight .... (Na just for me to code as if say I dey sad as Man.U lose..)

Las las #GGMU

andyanders:
Pls, in as much as ur input sound convincing, looking at the subject matter, could u pls pull it ur input down so that op don't hurt herself. She going crazy at the moment and the thought of this u've stated, could push her into depression. Do the needful. I'll pull it down from here too. Thnks

PaulDasilva:
You've only quoted a fraction of the scripture. Mammon is NOT the devil per se. It is the spirit behind money and material things which can make people love money/material things above God. You'll see that if you read beyond verse 24, Jesus counseled against always being obsessed about "what to eat, drink & how one would dress". All these are linked back to money, and when pursued OBSESSIVELY, God is no more a priority, then it can be said that one is worshipping Mammon.

OhISeeCars100:
Necromancer

1StopRudeness:
Why would they ask them where oil is?? Does being a spirit after death make you all-knowing

tunary:
It feels emotionally excruciating to see youths desperately in search of a job with little or nothing at last all because of the level of corruption in Nigeria. I cannot promise you but encourage you to pray and keep trying, God will see you through. and abstain from sin. I'll reach you

advocatejare:
It's that time of the year. The question is how many Muslims know the story behind eid al-Adha.

Most Muslims do not know that Sarah was not the mother of Ishmael. Ishmael is the ancestor of the Arabs and Muhammad. Ishmael was the son of Hagar the Egyptian slave of Sarah.

Imams and Ustaz always lie to us that Abraham wanted to sacrifice Ishmael but the Quran never made that claim. The Quran was silent on the name of the sacrificial son, but it's glaring that the son is Isaac

The Quran is disjointed, I'll help you by bringing it together so that you can know that Isaac is the one whose glad tidings was brought
رَبِّ هَبْ لِى مِنَ الصّٰلِحِينَ
"My Lord, grant me [a child] from among the righteous."
(QS. As-Saaffaat 37: Verse 100)


فَبَشَّرْنٰهُ بِغُلٰمٍ حَلِيمٍ
"So We gave him good tidings of a forbearing boy."
(QS. As-Saaffaat 37: Verse 101)



وَامْرَأَتُهُۥ قَآئِمَةٌ فَضَحِكَتْ فَبَشَّرْنٰهَا بِإِسْحٰقَ وَمِنْ وَرَآءِ إِسْحٰقَ يَعْقُوبَ
"And his Wife was standing, and she smiled. Then We gave her good tidings of Isaac and after Isaac, Jacob."
(QS. Hud 11: Verse 71)



وَبَشَّرْنٰهُ بِإِسْحٰقَ نَبِيًّا مِّنَ الصّٰلِحِينَ
"And We gave him good tidings of Isaac, a prophet from among the righteous."
(QS. As-Saaffaat 37: Verse 112)



فَلَمَّا بَلَغَ مَعَهُ السَّعْىَ قَالَ يٰبُنَىَّ إِنِّىٓ أَرٰى فِى الْمَنَامِ أَنِّىٓ أَذْبَحُكَ فَانْظُرْ مَاذَا تَرٰى  ۚ قَالَ يٰٓأَبَتِ افْعَلْ مَا تُؤْمَرُ  ۖ سَتَجِدُنِىٓ إِنْ شَآءَ اللَّهُ مِنَ الصّٰبِرِينَ
"And when he reached with him [the age of] exertion, he said, O my son, indeed I have seen in a dream that I [must] sacrifice you, so see what you think. He said, O my father, do as you are commanded. You will find me, if Allah wills, of the steadfast."
(QS. As-Saaffaat 37: Verse 102)


The Quran didn't tell us why Abraham's wife smiled (wife not slave girl) we will pardon the Quran for not telling us because the Quran had said we should believe in the Torah and in the Torah, the reason why Sarah laughed was explained.

Muhammad knew that he plagiarized the Torah, Psalms and Gospels that was why he directed you to those books for proper understanding of what he told you because without those books most stories in the Quran can't be understood, and he was also exonerating himself in a way. So that on day of judgement when you're giving excuses that Muhammad was the one that misled you, Muhammad would simply tell you that he had instructed you to find out the truth by yourself


Now let me teach you.

"My Lord, grant me [a child] from among the righteous."
(QS. As-Saaffaat 37: Verse 100)

This is the Explanation :

Genesis 15
Verse 1 : Some time later, the Lord spoke to Abram in a vision and said to him, “Do not be afraid, Abram, for I will protect you, and your reward will be great.”

2. But Abram replied, “O Sovereign Lord, what good are all your blessings when I don’t even have a son? Since you’ve given me no children, Eliezer of Damascus, a servant in my household, will inherit all my wealth.

4. Then the Lord said to him, “No, your servant will not be your heir, for you will have a son of your own who will be your heir.”


But Sarah decided to help God by giving her maid, Hagar to Abraham because Sarah felt she was too old to have a child.

Genesis 16:1-2
Now Sarai, Abram’s wife, had not been able to bear children for him. But she had an Egyptian servant named Hagar.
So Sarai said to Abram, “The Lord has prevented me from having children. Go and sleep with my servant. Perhaps I can have children through her.” And Abram agreed with Sarai’s proposal.

But when Hagar got pregnant for Abraham, she began to treat Sarah in contempt and Sarah reported to Abraham who then asked Sarah to deal with Hagar as she liked since Hagar was her maid. Sarah then sent Hagar away and the Angel of the Lord saw Hagar and instructed her to go back and submit to the authority of Sarah her mistress and the Angel of the Lord told Hagar that the child in her womb will be called Ishmael and that

"This son of yours will be a wild man, as untamed as a wild donkey! He will raise his fist against everyone, and everyone will be against him. Yes, he will live in open hostility against all his relatives.”

Perfect description of Muhammad, a wild man, untamed and in open hostility against his relatives the descendants of Isaac(Israel)
-Genesis 16:5-12

Now, God brought the good tidings of Isaac by telling Abraham that Sarah would have a child

Genesis 17:15-22
Then God said to Abraham, “Regarding Sarai, your wife—her name will no longer be Sarai. From now on her name will be Sarah.
And I will bless her and give you a son from her! Yes, I will bless her richly, and she will become the mother of many nations. Kings of nations will be among her descendants.”

Then Abraham bowed down to the ground, but he laughed to himself in disbelief. “How could I become a father at the age of 100?” he thought. “And how can Sarah have a baby when she is ninety years old?”

Then Abraham wanted to help God again by saying God should simply bless Ishmael instead of trying to give Sarah a child at that very old age.

But God replied, “No—Sarah, your wife, will give birth to a son for you. You will name him Isaac, and I will confirm my covenant with him and his descendants as an everlasting covenant.

He said He will bless Ishmael too but his covenant will be with Isaac.

Now on the issue of Sarah's laughter.

Genesis 18:10-14

Then one of them said, “I will return to you about this time next year, and your wife, Sarah, will have a son!” Sarah was listening to this conversation from the tent.

Abraham and Sarah were both very old by this time, and Sarah was long past the age of having children.

So she laughed silently to herself and said, “How could a worn-out woman like me enjoy such pleasure, especially when my master—my husband—is also so old?”

Then the Lord said to Abraham, “Why did Sarah laugh? Why did she say, ‘Can an old woman like me have a baby?’

Is anything too hard for the Lord? I will return about this time next year, and Sarah will have a son.”


Genesis 21:1-3
The Lord kept his word and did for Sarah exactly what he had promised.

She became pregnant, and she gave birth to a son for Abraham in his old age. This happened at just the time God had said it would.
And Abraham named their son Isaac.

Later, Ishmael was making fun of Isaac and Sarah saw him and asked Abraham to send Hagar and Ishmael away and that was how they left Abraham's house leaving Abraham with only Isaac as the only Son in his house, long before Abraham was instructed to sacrifice Isaac.

Now, the Bible was clear on whom Abraham was to sacrifice

Genesis 22:2

“Take your son, your only son—yes, Isaac, whom you love so much—and go to the land of Moriah. Go and sacrifice him as a burnt offering on one of the mountains, which I will show you.”

7victor:
OK.

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May be Wizkid wod not have been a great musician if he was born into a rich family, may be he would have depend so much on his father's wealth and hustle moderately...so respect to both of dem

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Parrot173:
Ur digit pls...

7victor:
It has not been easy for the private school teachers.

I know a few who have been calling me constantly for money.

GOD was so kind to me to get a federal government job before the shut down of schools.

Before then,I was a private school teacher teaching mathematics in Sokoto state.

Glory be to JESUS CHRIST.