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Romance › Re: 4th Nigeria Most Visited Site. See What Is Been Said About Nairaland On Twitter by YngDenzel1: 6:50am On Sep 06, 2020

Birniwa:
If it didn't come from Alexa forget it, it's all BS. Nairaland is actually 6th in Nigeria and not 4th.

Some of the sites OP listed are not even part of the top 10.

I think maybe they were referring to Nigerian sites.

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Celebrities › Re: “I Don’t Need A Pen To Draw Your Attention”- Tiwa Savage Says As She Posts New S by YngDenzel1: 2:41pm On Aug 20, 2020

Guys! Imagine her holding your díck, staring at you with dat expression wink

Celebrities › Re: Bbnaija: Lilo Flaunts Her Natural Curves To Show To The World by YngDenzel1: 2:30pm On Aug 20, 2020

These vagina pipo sef.. the only market wey dem Sabi sell na their body, nothing again..tueh undecided

Romance › Re: This Just Happened To My Real Guy And Now He Is Scared by YngDenzel1: 5:14pm On Aug 14, 2020

This wahala no too much huh

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Dumped Me. Now It's Working For My Good by YngDenzel1: 5:11pm On Aug 14, 2020

These vagina pipo and their wahala sef grin

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Celebrities › Re: 24 Years After Acting The Tvseries 'papa Ajasco', See Their Recent Photos by YngDenzel1: 4:56pm On Aug 14, 2020

Good old days.. we nor dey miss am Every Tuesday back then on drtv

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Romance › Re: What Age Did You Start Caring For Yourself Independently by YngDenzel1: 1:06pm On Jul 21, 2020

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Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels Shares Glow-up Photos After Welcoming A Child With Ned Nwoko by YngDenzel1: 10:51am On Jul 21, 2020

The caption is the bitter truth some pipo don't want to accept.

Family › Re: Good by YngDenzel1: 4:36pm On Jul 18, 2020

SweetCunt97:
Which one is "with hips"? Do some ladies come without hips? Just say you looking for baby factory

Thought women got nothing to offer you men so y desperately in need of one?

I think say na phone spec the guy been dey describe sef grin

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Family › Re: Beautiful Memes About Introverts by YngDenzel1: 6:57am On Jul 09, 2020

bjprodint:
i am not an introvert,but i dont like adult parties.i keep quiet when ever my mates are gisting,i just listen,but when ever am with kids,we gist all day that i forget myself.i enjoy staying home alone and being with kids at school.i enjoy children end of session parties.

can someone be a semi-introvert?

Ambivert.

Family › Re: Beautiful Memes About Introverts by YngDenzel1: 6:56am On Jul 09, 2020

All these ur mumu meme.. introvert does not mean SHY ooo. Shy pipo are entirely different and some of these ur mean here translate to them.

Crime › Re: This Is Indeed A Global Disgrace. Hushpuppi On CNN by YngDenzel1: 3:26am On Jul 05, 2020

Atleast the Headline tag na "Instagram star". It could have been worse "Nigerian scammer".

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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Cannot Keep A Conversation by YngDenzel1: 3:35pm On Jul 01, 2020

I don't gist on phone, i only use it to know whatsupp. If i miss u, i visit u. SIMPLE!

I can maybe manage video call. But I will always prefer physical conversation.

This generation problems sef too much

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Family › Re: Is It Wrong To Show Gratitude? by YngDenzel1: 9:19pm On Jun 24, 2020

@op you're right and that your pastor and colleague are also right in their own way.

Everybody with their own. As for me, if i want to do something for you, i will do it without expecting anything in return, whether you appreciate it or not, i don't care, even if it cost me, I still don't care, I didn't do it because i want your apprection at the end of the day, I did it because i can and I want to. That's just me tho

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Family › Re: Does Living Among The Rich Affect One's Social Mobility, Finances Etc? by YngDenzel1: 12:43am On Jun 04, 2020

generationz:
So why do housemaids, and butlers to rich people remain poor for the rest of their lives?

Ask am well my sister grin

Family › Re: Naming Ceremony: Is It Compulsory? by YngDenzel1: 9:14pm On May 22, 2020

If there is one thing my dad got right, i will say it's this!

For our house, we don't do anything like parties(birthday, dedication, naming ceremony, marriage ceremony) especially the ones that are not necessary, we grew with it and it made more sense as we grow older.

Don't stress yourself my dear. The anyone u fit do

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Romance › Re: Is This Her Vagina Or Ass (photo) by YngDenzel1: 8:46am On May 18, 2020

Fupa

Sports › Re: This Haaland Sef, Your Own Don Dey Too Much . by YngDenzel1: 7:37pm On May 16, 2020

BiyorMensarh:
just twenty nine minutes into the resumption of the bundedlga, haaland scores the first goal in the league. superb！

Crime › Re: Young Nigerian Boy Shot And Killed By Police In Ghana (video) by YngDenzel1: 7:33pm On May 16, 2020

frankleesehi:
Dozzy Nick said; "If not for the useless man we have as president will all this be happening. Die he doesn't want to die, lead well, no. God will punish Buhari and his generation".

Our olokpa here dey kill pipo everyday, the nigga has not done anything abt it, you dey expect am to come help u for Ghana

Nairaland General › Re: Mikel Obi As A Secondary School Student In Jos(throwback Photos) by YngDenzel1: 7:25pm On May 16, 2020

sexylassie2:
Truth is that the op way of thinking is bad, will Mikel be a successful footballer if he didn't practice and play football?

Which one is in this life, nobody knows the future or what someone will be.

The reality is once you start something and you are dedicated to it, you will likely become a professional in that field.

Go and practice football and be professional na. You think say this one na tailoring

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Romance › Re: What Are Your Top 3 Criteria When Looking For A Potential Life Partner? by YngDenzel1: 5:18pm On May 12, 2020

All you ignoramus up there screaming he/she must be intelligent. I hope y'all know there are different types of intelligence huh

Be craving what you don't understand yourself undecided

Crime › Re: I Killed The 3 Students Because They’re Rippers - Suspect by YngDenzel1: 6:40pm On May 07, 2020

When eribaba say make una stay away from transfer matter, una no hear?... Dem dey waste pipo for $100 gift card, come talk more of 4 meter. Na the innocent ones just pain me

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Crime › Re: How A Policeman Dumped My Dead Friend By The Roadside by YngDenzel1: 4:21pm On May 06, 2020

Dem never confirm say na coronovirus, dem don already tagged am coronovirus. Shey pipo no dey slump and die anyhow for naija b4 huh

My advice, no sick this period oo.

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Business › Re: . by YngDenzel1: 2:41pm On May 04, 2020

@OP CBN has the best economists working for them, if there's one thing i know is that we Nigerians are very smart, if those economists say we should borrow base on their analysis then we borrow. All these NL economists dem go confuse you.

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Health › Re: Raymond Dokpesi Snr And 7 Family Members Test Positive For Coronavirus by YngDenzel1: 8:48pm On May 01, 2020

NwaNimo1:
Life's a bittch.....and then you die.

Nas. Sounds like something Huey Freeman said in the Boondocks.

Family › Re: Share Your Funniest Experience While Growing Up by YngDenzel1: 9:20pm On Apr 30, 2020

Just remembered this one, I was like 10 or so then.. me, my younger bro and this black girl with big bum and her siblings were running around together, their mum has a provision store near the field we were playing at.. While we were playing, she go dey use her big bum dey rub my dickson, which was kind of on purpose cos the thing too dey sweet am, and it got to the extent where i wanted more than rubbing grin

So I just whispered in her ear in this exact words i still remembered till date, because it was straight to the point, I was like "make we go fvck" cheesy

She smiling sheepishly reply "oya na"

After observing the area for some sec, i observe say the perimeter is not secure, so i abort the mission to avoid my yam no done grin

Then i codedly tell her make she lock up, make she no worry.. wink

I felt a little embarrassed later on, I avoided her till we parked from that area.. I just dey wonder how her yansh go don big reach by now.

Family › Re: Share Your Funniest Experience While Growing Up by YngDenzel1: 1:52pm On Apr 30, 2020

2011 when i was writing waec, a tout came into our examination hall with a dagger and clean everybody including the invigilator, fear catch am he nor know say na warri e dey.. base on street smartness the tout no see my sh1t take.. we nor dey put money for pocket na socks we dey put am..

Mehn.. I nor fit forget dat day.. it was as if the guy dey collect offering, from sit to sit,, but dem later collect some of the stuffs back, at least all the phones, after involving the community chairman.. some of us know the guy, so we had to snitch so that we can write the paper

Fear who no fear waff town... grin

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Romance › Re: Ghanaian Model Create COVID-19 Awareness With Unclad Photo by YngDenzel1: 11:33pm On Apr 28, 2020

Their body. That's the only thing these creatures have to offer. Tuehhhh

Family › Re: I Am Tired Of My Marriage by YngDenzel1: 11:29pm On Apr 28, 2020

Let him be joor. You never know, he could be a spy and that's his cover.

Family › Re: My Husband Is A Loner by YngDenzel1: 11:13pm On Apr 28, 2020

holocron:
Dear OP,

what has happened is that your material circumstances relative to that of your spouse has changed, and thus the
Dynamics of the relationship has also changed since the initial period. As a female you have unknowingly changed from whomever he thought he knew, and he is presently recoiling in shock. He will eventually adjust himself to what he is experiencing and evolve his own peculiar response to your new and present self. His failure to get a grip on the situation and engage your new personality will see him continue the withdrawal and aloofness. And that means he has accepted the death of that relationship.

hey God

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Romance › Re: Have You Ever Tried This During Sex (photo) by YngDenzel1: 10:54pm On Apr 28, 2020

FatherBona:
Ignore the moniker, that guy is not half as stupid as he wants you to believe.
I say again, ignore the moniker.
He doesn't do drugs either.

how u take know? Are u his dealer?

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