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HildaBaci:
Hello nairalanders, it's your girl Hilda Baci here and I'm officially on nairaland. This will be my official Nairaland account.
I want to use this medium to thank all Nairalanders who supported me through out my quest to break the Guinness World Record for the longest continuous cooking time, may God bless you all.

Hilda Baci

Sakamanje Hilda until you provide proof.
Meanwhile you have not settled the elders here

Gbagura:
I need a pro in phone accessories biz who can tutor me to success. I don't mind paying for your time. Let's link up pls. Drop your email and let's talk

Where are you based

Hyinkar97:
Hey Guys, I have a spare $1000 to invest in a reasonable business. What can you advise? I'm not looking for an outrageous ROI, just looking for something tie down with that spare money.

Your advices are welcome


P.S: I'm not looking to turn 1000 to 5000 in 1 week so don't come here with your scams.

Chat me up on 08184397113 I will teach you Arbitrage.
Alternatively you can try blogging or build a saas that people will use to make money

gaby:
Better advert for "seer Eba dey build house" " Ebankole.

No it's help me in building my house

eni070:
My 3 years old boy don’t eat as much a I want. He hardly eat. But accept sweet and biscuits. But reject normal food. Please what medicine can I use for him to eat well 🫨😓😥😥😥

Go to the pharmaceutical store and ask or a medical doctor. But the last time checked, Vitamin B Complex and Folic Acid works

concho:
When I took over as a director in our company , I noticed that the company’s Secretary is a chronic liar

Most excuses she gives to avoid coming to work always seem like lies to me . But I couldn’t confront her since I don’t have proves .

Today her mum is very sick, tomorrow her dad is about dying .

I also noticed that she doesn’t do her jobs ( financial recordings ) . She is always sleeping at work and says she is sick when confronted .

We started looking for replacements , but I noticed also that she discourages everyone that wants to work .

On Thursday, she said her dad was dead and would be Buried on Saturday . I granted her a leave between Thursday and Saturday and I conclude that I must find her village and attend the burial without telling her .

On getting to her village , I discovered that there was no burial and the parents she constantly used as excuse died years ago

I sent her video I made in her village only for her to tell me that she won’t come to work again .

She handed nothing over to the company . She didn’t provide details of the transactions she did in the previous weeks .

I asked her details of the companies transactions during the Naira scarcity , she refused to come bring these things .

This resignation would take us one year backwards in other to sort her stuffs out. She handed over to no one

If I let her go free , other workers would emulate her .

How do I start nailing her please ??

Sue her to court, industrial court

Queendera:
shikena.

Oh, we have.

I don't think so

Queendera:
I don't understand, where exactly am I pulling you down from? did op say he's going to give you the money??

I'm just giving suggestions not in anyway trying to pull you down.

And honestly, anyone that read that article will have no idea what you actually want to do with 500k if you have it.

And if you see any variance to your opinion as "pulling you down" how then do you improve as a person?


I think I have worked with you before as a freelancer?

No,I don't think so.
I made the comment not because I am looking for money, but to help someone that might see it beyond the OP.
Also, I don't think I have worked with you before.

Queendera:
too many words. No substance.

Personally, I'd say I'll start a food movement business.

My friends used to buy rice from the village and resell in the city.

They met a huge demand but lacked the capital to sustain it.

Most people that De-stone, repackage and resell the rice don't want to pay upfront and people that sell the rice don't want to give their products on credit.

So they were stucked with 25-50k orders which are mainly for individual consumers. Eventually school reopened and they came back.

So, yeah I may think along this line.

Or but personally personally if I have this capital and have no time frame or I'm not in a hurry, I'd probably invest it in book publishing on Amazon.

Buy the tool I need and invest most part of it in good writers

That means you have a deep crab mentality, if you have to spoil another person ideas to make yours seem special.

People held down with this attitude rarely make it in life. I have a premonition that you are also narcissistic. Change from it I beg you

Queendera:
too many words. No substance.

Personally, I'd say I'll start a food movement business.

My friends used to buy rice from the village and resell in the city.

They met a huge demand but lacked the capital to sustain it.

Most people that De-stone, repackage and resell the rice don't want to pay upfront and people that sell the rice don't want to give their products on credit.

So they were stucked with 25-50k orders which are mainly for individual consumers. Eventually school reopened and they came back.

So, yeah I may think along this line.

Or but personally personally if I have this capital and have no time frame or I'm not in a hurry, I'd probably invest it in book publishing on Amazon.

Buy the tool I need and invest most part of it in good writers

That means you have a deep crab mentality, if you have to spoil another person ideas to make yours seem special.

People held down with this attitude rarely make it in life. Change from it I beg you

OnlineBusinessC:
You're given N500k now and you're asked to turn it into N3 million in 6 months.

What would you do in order to achieve this?
Please be as detailed as possible.

Let's go!

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PS: Somebody somewhere is tempted to type "Ahn ahn. Even Yahoo-Yahoo nor fit"

If this is you, drop your phone. It's poverty of the brain that wants to embarrass you in public. Just be quiet, read the comments, learn and expand your consciousness.

It will begin with me having a vision and mission statement. Here is my vision and mission statement assuming I am having this kind of cash Vision Statement: My vision is to become the go-to source for high-quality digital products and services in Nigeria, and to provide our customers with the best possible shopping experience.

Mission Statement: My mission is to empower myself and others with digital skills and knowledge, and to help them achieve financial freedom by providing affordable and high-quality digital products and services.

With the given N500k, I believe that I can turn it into N3 million in 6 months by leveraging my skills in digital marketing, selling digital products and cheap electronics gadgets. I will also utilize my knowledge and expertise gained from reading books such as Sell Like Crazy, Click Millionaire, and How to Sell to Nigeria.

To achieve this goal, I will focus on the following strategies:

Digital Marketing: I will leverage my skills in digital marketing to promote our products and services to potential customers through various online channels such as social media, email marketing, search engine optimization (SEO), and paid advertising.

Selling Digital Products: I will offer high-quality digital products such as online courses, e-books, and software tools that provide value to our customers. These products will be priced competitively and marketed effectively to reach a larger audience.

Selling Cheap Electronics Gadgets: I will source for affordable and high-quality electronics gadgets such as smartphones, laptops, and accessories from reliable suppliers, and offer them to our customers at competitive prices.

Mobile App and Blogging:
I will develop a reward mobile app and Blog that will reward users for activities, payments will be made by Google Admob, StartApp, Applovin and Facebook Audience Network. From this I should be generating like 200-500k per month.

Customer Service: I will prioritize customer satisfaction by providing excellent customer service, fast shipping, and hassle-free returns. This will build customer loyalty and help us to generate repeat business.

Continuous Learning: I will continue to learn and improve my skills through reading books, attending seminars, and networking with other professionals in the industry. This will enable me to stay up-to-date with the latest trends and best practices in digital marketing and e-commerce.

By implementing these strategies, I am confident that I can achieve my goal of turning N500k into N3 million in 6 months. In fact, I believe that with hard work, dedication, and continuous learning, I can even exceed this target and achieve greater success in the long term.

What do you think about this?

Iropo

Cory1:
4years in the Job and i don't even have a good job, just been working for seed state companies and I am not earning up to 30k and i need a job either UIUX Design or Product Design position with a good pay. Please anyone who can help could call this number 08072237808 or comment his or her WhatsApp number for me to reach out.🙏

I don't have job to give you, but I can help you indirectly in getting a job.
Chat me up on 08184497113

seglabsy:
PLS KINDLY STATE ANY ASSETS THAT YOU KNOW CAN BRING GOOD DAILY INCOME IF BOUGHT IN NIGERIA AND I WILL PICK THE ONE SULTABLE FOR ME.

It all depends on the amount you are looking at but the best option is to have a house that can be used for short stay or an event hall

Ibrahimcoomasie:
This is just another chest beating thread. Empty drums make loudest noise

exactly

helinues:
I have said it severally, we are using different English curriculum across Nigeria regions.

Those people always meant the opposite of what they say

The guy said Administrators and seems not to know the meaning of the word before asking the awkward question

Cooly100:
Your tongue dey pain you to mention their names

I don't have inferiority complex to be mentioning them, meanwhile Google is your friend

Zonefree:
Conclusively, Yoruba and English are one... right?

yes in one set, it's called languages

MechanicMike:
bro she will tink u a bush person...that snot right. u dont want to embarasss your self sir. You want her to tink u cant spek english?

English is not in any way different from Yoruba
As far as I am concerned they are equal

Cooly100:
I like as you are humbled by this.

The truth is that the SW people are not good administrators.

The reason OBj and GEY succeeded and Buhari failed was because the others used more people from SE, while the later used people from the SW...Lai, Fashola, etc...

Tinubu will fail woefully as you know that the SW administrator like Bayo Adenuga and FFK will be the main guys...

It's shameful for someone to bring out his stupidity to the public all because he or she knows how to make sentences in English.
60 percent of all the Administrators that haved coordinated Nigeria are Yorubas.

MechanicMike:
some people act like villagers in front of lightskin women...some people act like ilitarate in front of halfcast women..some people act like bus condoctor on front of fine women & then we have some home base people who lack swaaaaga actin like rascal in front of white women.

QUESTION: Guys would u dear spek yor traditional IBO, YORUBA or Hausa languae in front of a white woman? who doies that?

KINDLY ADVISE!!(no oofeinsce)

Of course I will even teach her my language

Orubebe01:
Please I need your input, thanks.

Any updates

Dhannn:
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oxygen247:
I have this one million naira that I borrowed from a friend on an interest rate of 10% monthly, the actual purpose of the lending has been achieved and the money recouped but I will still pay the 100k interest whether I use it for a day or 30 days. Right now the money can still be with me for about 28 days.

I need advice on a proven business that I can do within this period the money will be in my trust.

My location is Lagos.

Pay back the guy asap

neduemaginatif:
Does anyone knows about The Amazon Project? They say they empower women and so on and so forth.

Tried finding out what they do but it's all hidden in big big grammar.

I hope they're not another MLM or something.

God o...

Anyone help please...

They are MLM

mrvitalis:
Lol same thing Igbos are facing in Nigeria ....Africans are generally against capitalism

Most Africans are socialist in nature pretending to practice capitalism is just foolishness

I have studied Nigeria only Igbos ,most part of Bendel and few sub tribe in akwa cross are capitalist reason we reason alike

Ijaws ,Yorubas and most tribes down south are socialist in nature and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that

No statistics here and evidence based conclusion

winningway:
I want to continue my cac registration 1year after reservation of name , but don't know how to retrieve the code. Please help

The name expires 60 days after, you have to bid for another

RuddyFusion:
You made a lot of points here and I quite appreciate the details.....I have experience and the right skillset in my field and not lacking with interview opportunities anytime I show interest in a role...Although they are beautiful growth opportunities in my current work place, but they tend to overload someone without compensating one properly that's just the issue....

I will take your advice and work on a plan

Yes I understand, nevertheless change is inevitable you just have to have your exit plan during good times so that when bad times comes you and yours are secured

RuddyFusion:
My people.....have you ever taken a career break?
When is the right time for one to take a career break and is it workable in a society like Nigeria where everything seems hard and most jobs are not easy to come by.,,......

I'm asking because pleasure at work now has become so intense and it's taking other things away from my life..,..that my regular leave days will not suffice.....

But how do I explain that I just walked away?
How I'm sure that I can quickly get something else once ready to return to work?

Would advice will be highly appreciated

In an unstable economy like Nigeria, your focus must be economic stability and to achieve that you must understand how to use the principle of entry and exit. Know when to enter a place and when to leave, but before you leave ensure you have maximize your opportunities.
1 It all begins will having a purposeful vision and a 7-10 years plan of progression
That will make you develop more skills to be strategic in your field or choice of endeavor so that even when you are silent you are noticed
2. That you have a functional wealth creation and wealth management plan that can carry you upon your exit
3. That you have the right networks that can pull strings for new installation for you.

All I mentioned is what politicians don't joke with.

Draslo:
A feminist that requires a child without strings (marriage) to a man but still needs a man for his sperm is challenging the man for doing exactly what she needed the most so others like her won't find their comfort.



If I understand women make I bend.

You understood them but don't come to conclusions. The basic fact is that many of them are self centered