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Romance › Re: 10 Different Things Nigerian Ladies Say Instead Of "I Love You" - Meme by Yoshy: 4:45pm On Jul 20, 2018
mimimile93:
Naija ladies don't love.

They are after ur money..
Please add period. Hunger has twisted their stupid heads.
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Spends Quality Vacation Time With Family On A Luxury Yacht (photos) by Yoshy: 11:22am On Jul 18, 2018
So Oyinbo dey fear village people too?

See his red ribbon to protect from evil energy.
Music/Radio › Re: 'Surrender' - Seyi Shay Ft. Kizz Daniel (Video) by Yoshy: 8:42pm On Jul 12, 2018
Crap, don't waste your data
Nursery rhymes..

Mitchew
Education › Re: How Nigerian Mentality In Education Is Slowly Killing Our Youths by Yoshy: 1:09pm On Jul 12, 2018
I always loved computers, studied computer science still. Any regrets? Yeah, not learning self descipline on time. I could have mastered this key to lots of successes.
Pets › Re: Nigerian Man Celebrates His Dog's Birthday In A Special Way (Photos) by Yoshy: 10:14pm On Jul 11, 2018
Iykelinus:
Part of the train... I'm one hell of a dog lover... Very painful i lost my cute samoyed breed 4months dog... Max was his name... So agile and full of life... I don't mind adopting one for free please...
What will it cost to get you a dog you like?
Pets › Re: Nigerian Man Celebrates His Dog's Birthday In A Special Way (Photos) by Yoshy: 10:13pm On Jul 11, 2018
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Pets › Re: Nigerian Man Celebrates His Dog's Birthday In A Special Way (Photos) by Yoshy: 7:53pm On Jul 11, 2018
Shortyy:
I love dogs. Who will surprise me with one?
I love people that love dogs, send your details, you might be lucky.
Education › Re: I Am Finished. Bet9ja Virtual Has Ruined My Education,my Life And My Soul. HELP! by Yoshy:
If I hadn't met first hand someone with bet addiction experience, I couldn't have believed or have an inclination of what it's like.

He is a barrister from a good comfortable home, lucky for him, he didn't start virtual while in school, his parents are Godly and pray a lot, if not, that young man would have been a waste. He is intelligent, at least passing law school and consistently managed to keep his job is a plus. The issue is he can spend his salary the same day on virtual, like get paid and after work, the next place to go is bet9ja.

However, he will recover completely (still on the process). He did something, he exposed his addiction. If you're close to him, the first thing he will tell you is he has a bad habit, which is bet9ja virtual.

This is helping him, don't hide your addiction, especially to your loved ones, expose it to anybody close to you, give them a sense of responsibility about you.

You won't stop outright, but you will minimise it.

CHANGE your friends. You see, the first route to addiction and other vices is a purposeless life. Mingle with friends that have powerful drive to succeed, if need be, call them bosses with respect.

Imagine how your life will become in the next few years if you don't stop. Hey! Develop an ego, the type that don't like insults, the type that get motivated to succeed too by other people's success, the type that compete with yourself to get better every day.

Read books on addictions, a classic like the rich man of Babylon has some chapters dedicated to betting.

Remove greed and hate quick unmerited bucks.

Have you being in a very dark room before And suddenly experienced light? The light intensity is so much your eyes may not take it all immediately comfortably, that is how you will be if you beat this darkness.

Document your progress, if possible write a book as your recover, I'm sure it will sell.

(Opinion)Govt should do something about Virtual betting, it's ruining lives.
Politics › Re: Majority Of Nigerians Love Buhari, Forget Social Media Critics –femi Adesina by Yoshy: 8:02am On Jul 08, 2018
[quote author= post=69173823]WE LOVE BUHARI with all of our mind, body and soul.
We keep praying for him everyday of our lives.
May God give him long life and more wisdom to take this country to a land flowing with milk and honey.....
Kisses to Our President ..


Wailers, keep wailing as usual on this.........
They only make noise online.
Online votes doesn't count.
Berrer go get your PVC and stop ranting here
Nigeria will be GREAT again.
SAI BABA.....YEEESSSSSSS, we are SOLIDLY behind you sir![/quote]This incantations never tire you? grin
It's not working, we are not bemused.
Politics › Pre-independence: Account Of A Colonial Cadet In Nigeria by Yoshy(op): 7:52am On Jul 08, 2018
John Smith's 'Colonial Cadet in Nigeria' is a book of great charm, which filled me with admiration for the author and rekindled the love of Nigeria I shared with him. This modest, honest, straightforward and not uncritical account is of the final years of an occupation which lasted only sixty years, and already thirty years have passed since the British withdrawal.

The book is also invaluable for demonstrating how indirect rule worked. What was initiated as an inexpensive way of running an occupied country with a handful of administrators necessarily entailed a very close relationship between the people at all levels and the British. The record was a proud one. If there was modest development, there was also the minimum of interference with the native culture. Remarkably too, for this was imperialism triumphant, there was also deep affection and even love. Nevertheless, every effort, including blatant criminality, was made by the British to ensure that in the independence elections, the pro-British Northerners won. The British were the servants of the Emirs and the Native Administrations and the political party - the NPC - formed with the help and encouragement of the British to contest elections, ran the Northern Regional Government and, in due course, the Federal Government.

In John Smith's account, the opposition party NEPU is viewed as an intrusive/disruptive element. The British certainly often appeared to turn a blind eye to the harassment NEPU suffered at the hands of the Native Administrations and the Emirs. John Smith is so innocent of the undemocratic stance that he portrays while protecting his charges, and this was not untypical, that one can almost feel this total identification with the interests of the Emirs. In rigging elections in the North (and Northern officials, while admitting the fact, will be hurt that what they did should be seen, not as duty arising from necessity, but as election rigging) the British did nothing unusual. It was merely an extension of the extremely varied, normal routine, which primarily was to act in the Emirs' interest.

Indirect rule was not simply a system where the British used the rule of the Emirs, that is to say, where the Emirs were the agents of the British. In many ways, as Smith demonstrates, it was the other way around - the British were the agents of the Emirs. When Northern officials are charged with fiddling the elections, they openly admit it but express astonishment. Why the fuss? That was their job. They organised the election arrangements superbly, despite tremendous problems, and went on without hesitation to ensure total victory for their bosses, as a natural continuation of the same process. What seems criminality on a grand scale to the impartial observer was to the British simply a matter of getting on with the job.

Faced with a Southern official, who levels charges of gross corruption, the Northern official is bemused, amused and then a bit put out. "Come on, old chap," they say, "That's putting it a bit strong. It was our job to look after our people. Outsiders and trouble makers had to be checked." The point that I am making is that the British stood for order and stability and keeping everything quiet and peaceful. Quite how British officials became so indoctrinated with this ethos of the status quo is a mystery to me. Perhaps it was acquired at Oxford from Miss Perham. Aliens were missionaries; Southern officials; forces of evil like trade unionists; radicals like LSE-trained education officers; insensitive industrialists; foreigners; and particularly representatives of international bodies; and Southerners. The election business simply added NEPU politicians; nationalists from the South; political agents and journalists; busybodies; and other do-gooders to the list. All had to be and were outwitted with great skill by Northern officials.

John Smith alone can be safely excluded from anything improper. His integrity and intelligence are exceptional and remarkable. There were other Northern officials of the same high calibre who served 'their people' (and by that, without sarcasm, I mean the Northern peoples) with tremendous love and devotion far beyond the call of duty. I may seem confused and ambivalent in both indicating criminality and yet admiring Northern officials. I understand this, and that same paradox is an essential part of the record of British rule in Nigeria and particularly the North.

To progressives, ignorant of what the British did in Nigeria, I will be looked on as totally reactionary, and my views will be seen as very close to the Northern officials, whom I apparently criticise. I would point out that Northern officials were rarely responsible for initiating the policy they carried out. In some ways they had to make the best of a bad job. As individuals they were often men of exceptional calibre, as were Southern officials too.

You ask me why Southerners still run to Northerners, if they want to establish politically? I'd say Nigeria was never independent, we still experiencing indirect British rule.
Politics › Re: No Crude Oil Found In Bida Basin Yet - Baru, NNPC GMD by Yoshy: 6:39pm On Jul 01, 2018
Bizibi:
the mineral resources that is untapped in the north is far greater than the whole of southern Nigeria.every precious stones is there even diamond of great quantity is located there but greed,greed and greed.......
Truth..greed greed, to be precise Northern greed..
Politics › Re: No Crude Oil Found In Bida Basin Yet - Baru, NNPC GMD by Yoshy: 3:52pm On Jul 01, 2018
Xander85:
The one in Anambra...Buhari, Baru and their NNPC aren't interested in, it's to go and waste millions of dollars searching for a needle in a barn full of hay!

Nigeria, the theatre of the absurd and ridiculous!
It's actually a blessing in disguise, do you know the amount of Gold and precious stones in the north that the govt left for the citizens?
Family › Re: Man Buys A New Car For His Mother, Says 'It Has Been My Dream' by Yoshy: 2:15pm On Jul 01, 2018
ClassRep001:
After all the money you made through drug and other fraudulent business all you could get your mom is this second hand tokunbo under 500k trash,, really?

Shame on you young man
I bet you still beg you momma for food and pocket money, idiat grin
Politics › Re: The 9 Candidates Running For Presidency 2019 by Yoshy: 2:13pm On Jul 01, 2018
Moghalu, Fela, Duke and Sowore
Crime › Re: Nigerian Guy Stops Petrol Station In His Area From Collecting "Keg Charges" by Yoshy: 3:48pm On Jun 30, 2018
ChiefAzubuike:
Every fuel attendant has the right to collect keg charges. How much is #50 or #100 that you can't overlook. Those people suffer to make sure you have fuel in your car, at the end of the month they are paid peanuts yet you can't appreciate them with a token?
You get sense plenty...oya clap for your self.

#notfunnyatall
Phones › Re: Trump Is Frustrating Chinese Tech Companies And See How It May Affect Nigerians by Yoshy: 6:15pm On Jun 27, 2018
Sanmij:
aliexpress
I guess you stay in Lagos?
Phones › Re: Trump Is Frustrating Chinese Tech Companies And See How It May Affect Nigerians by Yoshy: 5:00pm On Jun 27, 2018
Sanmij:
And I just ordered for xiaomi phone
From Gearbest?
Romance › Re: Reasons Why Women Are More Attracted With Introvert Guys by Yoshy: 3:36pm On Jun 27, 2018
MISEDUCATIONS:
you guys are mistaking the "strong silent type" of man for an introvert. all your descriptions of introvert amount to "im quiet". Bad boys are quiet. you can not call Dean Winchester of Supernatural Loud but he's a bad boy and he's an extravert. he's also quiet. you guys make me laugh
Mr. The most noticeable characteristic of an introvert is being quiet (at least that's where people start judging from) however, anyone can pretend to be a quiet and calm person at any point. My point is, even an extrovert can pretend to be quiet in a place he isn't known to get some girls(naive girls) attention so far he is cute a little.

I'm not sure why you quoted me cos your argument is out of the line from what I meant.
Romance › Re: Reasons Why Women Are More Attracted With Introvert Guys by Yoshy: 3:25pm On Jun 27, 2018
Espada10:
The bolded..So true

Tested and trusted.

Alot of girls have been disvirgined this way..
LOL

If you MUST deflower her, you MUST marry her o
Phones › Re: Xiaomi Redmi 6 Pro Officially Launched - Full Specification And Price by Yoshy: 8:50am On Jun 27, 2018
Reediano:
jumia or Aliexpress...

you can also check the xiaomi thread in phone section, there are some trusted sellers there
Thank you, someone recommended protein0 here to me.
Romance › Re: Reasons Why Women Are More Attracted With Introvert Guys by Yoshy: 9:54pm On Jun 26, 2018
All you need is a little dose of cutiness, when everyone are making noise and talking, be the calm guy that listens...watch the girls fall..."ehhm he is so quite, I like him" "He is so reserved, he doesn't talk too much" etc


All these means, I can fuvk him and nobody will hear about it. grin

University days.

PS: I was and still a good boy.
Celebrities › Re: Banky W & Juliet Ibrahim Arrive Russia Ahead Of Nigeria’s Match With Argentina by Yoshy: 6:02pm On Jun 26, 2018
SIMPLYkush:
ashawo 1kobo
Chisoooosu! Why you wicked like this ehh?
Sports › Re: Google App Doesn’t ‘think’ Nigeria Can Beat Argentina by Yoshy: 10:48am On Jun 26, 2018
The app didn't think we will beat Iceland
Romance › Re: Please Help! by Yoshy: 8:29am On Jun 26, 2018
Orbot012:
I masturbate almost every night and early morning, wanking serves as a sleep pill to me on night I am unable to fall asleep and recently I have been on the act every early morning probably due to the cold weather this rainy season.

I have females I do cuddle and romance whenever we get together and at least a girl I have regular sex with but I still find myself masturbating same day after Intercourse with my female pal. There's been cases where I have to wake up at night and self-service while my female pal is asleep on my bed. I had sex thrice yesterday during the day with her but I woke this morning and still masturbated and I feel dirty about it.

I live alone in a small comfortable apartment, am an entrepreneur with moderate income and I work from home most times and I have a couple of Undergraduate female pals who comes around, I screw a few of them and play with others.

I really want to quit masturbation and pre marital sex, am not religious but I feel dirty after sex and masturbation. I feel dirtier after sex with my female pal, I am not in love with her or any one and I wish to stop this sex, it's really affecting me psychologically. I just wanked off while fantazing about a pretty well endowed girl whom I sometimes indulge in pre-intimacy with but haven't penetrated her deeply yet because she claims she's a Virgin & finds it painful. I pictured myself drilling her this early morning and jerked off on the thought of it. Is this normal? Am I normal?

I think I need help, I want to CHANGE but I want to do that without becoming religious. Is that possible?

How can I quit this habit. The sex & wanking.

How do I go at least a week or a month without masturbating or sex?


Please only matured advice needed
Focus on the negatives, which include low sperm count, weak erection, lack of focus and unproductivity, unable to perform in actual sex, low self esteem, a feeling of guilt and dirt that you're destroying your body and may never enjoy your marriage...think on these and more I couldn't list, you will find a way to push your self out of masturbation. If you will, find a girl you actually love, date her like the good whites(with a major intention of building your life with her and getting married to her).

Good luck taking your life back from those distructive habits
Phones › Re: Xiaomi Redmi 6 Pro Officially Launched - Full Specification And Price by Yoshy: 8:10am On Jun 26, 2018
gadgetsngs:
Never had that
Okay, thanks, I may have to try that. They ship to doorstep or nearest post office right?
Phones › Re: Xiaomi Redmi 6 Pro Officially Launched - Full Specification And Price by Yoshy: 8:02am On Jun 26, 2018
gadgetsngs:
Order from gearbest
I hear people are having Custom issues
Phones › Re: Xiaomi Redmi 6 Pro Officially Launched - Full Specification And Price by Yoshy: 7:29am On Jun 26, 2018
Reediano:
http://www.yomitech.com/2018/06/xiaomi-redmi-6-pro-officially-launched.html
Where and when can I get this in Nigeria, I wouldn't mind traveling long distance
Webmasters › Re: My Proposed Domain Name Is Taken: Which One Should I Go For? by Yoshy: 9:29am On Jun 22, 2018
vision202020:
Hello webmasters!
I wanted to register a domain name for my blog but it has been taken already. I contacted the owner because the site is listed for sale and he told me to bring $1500 which I can't afford.
Now am considering registering other close alternatives that are available and would like you to choose in terms of which will be more easy to remember by my readers, easy to pronounce, etc.

Wanted to register hiphopnigeria.com b4 (not the real name).
Now I am left with
A. hiphopnigeriang.com
B. hiphopnigeria.com.ng
C. hiphop.ng
D. hiphopnigeria.ng
E. recommend any other domain name
Please. Kindly help me choose from A-E if you were in my shoes and why you would go for your choice.
Note: hiphopnigeria is not the name of the blog. I just used it as an example. But it's very similar in name, structure and industry to my proposed blog.
Thanks.
Someone can register all Now and make you pay extra to get any of them grin
Education › Re: My Son's Teacher Does Not Want A Headache ,She Marked This.(pic) by Yoshy: 10:43am On Jun 21, 2018
LOL, the instructions were not clear, so the boy exploited the loophole. It could be another answer tho grin
Romance › Re: All The Things You Can Relate To If You Are A Virgin - Meme Collection by Yoshy: 3:22pm On Jun 19, 2018
olasco18:
Shoo.... Y ist that even my girl friends used to say sametin to me... Despite that they ar nt virgn
Girls know this, unless she is your wife, she have nothing positive to offer you through sex. There are much involved in sex that meets the eyes bro. Stay cool, use your sexual energy for good till you achieve all you need.
Romance › Re: All The Things You Can Relate To If You Are A Virgin - Meme Collection by Yoshy: 11:40am On Jun 19, 2018
olasco18:
Lols....proud to b a virgin....though am finding it difficult to keep my virginity nw that am in my nysc service year.... Bt i knw dt God wil surely shame the devil for me............
Thank me later bro if truly you're. Don't cross that line, it leads to No where, you can harness your sexual energy and be unimaginably productive in what ever you do. Congratulations for reaching this far..
Romance › Re: Only men Love Truly, Women Love only on d condition That The Man Provides by Yoshy: 6:15am On Jun 19, 2018
I wanted to do a post on this really, OP your point is clear and true. Women look at relationships as direct investments, hence why there are two best ways to get a lady, show her your potentials or show her you have money.

Guys to level up this, date a rich girl and NEVER go for broke ladies. If you need a submissive dog, date/marry a poor lady and control her with your money forever, well just make sure you have money as long as it takes.

If you need a partner, go for a well to do lady, someone who brings something worthwhile to the table.


African Women are something else.

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