₦airaland Forum

LadySwitz:
Oh you were banned? Sorry.
What are those in the transparent and black nylons?

Is the fish head that makes sense pass,,when it comes to fresh fish. Just give me this soup and white yam..I am good.

Hotworta1:
I showed an award winning chef this pic and he had this to say about your meal. "Too much of everything bad. The face of your soup is confusing. your plate worwor. Which kind bowl be that? Try buy beautiful ceramic plates".

Kennedyiheme02:
fact thats why women haven't dome anything significant to build this world... everything the earth enjoys is because of men.. we built it all from the dust..theres an igbo adage that says the beauty of a woman is a man...

How they can now tell us in this geration " oh things are changing, women are taking over" is beyond me.. you didn't take over when we where fighting creatures and wild animals that threatened man kind, you didn't takr over when wr fought the nazis, you were home snoring like a wild cat... but everything is all set now and you're suddenly taking over .. linda ikeji took over thats why shes single.. lol took over my ass

Kennedyiheme02:
they ahot themselves when they started feminism.. men realised "oh shit" everything you women enjoy today on earth is because of men.. yet you wonna turn back and demand equality when yiu could easily keep enjoying of our sweats.. lol no that wasn't enough... women don't have destiny. Saying a woman has destiny and goals is like saying a man can push a baby, a womans destiny is a man..

Felixamos:
Even though this is coming late, I would be a very wicked person if I dont complement this soup...
"10,000 loves" for that soup... (I couldn't just help not commenting)...

#team_eguisi..

Rubyventures:
I cant look at bush meat the same way anymore after Ebola and corona

Threedoorsdown:
WOW, i went through them. it is actually educating

thanks Bro

Threedoorsdown:
i had to make her understand that we are all different and i did not earn as much as her ex. i can only do according to my capabilities moreover, she knows i am the one that supports my siblings so enough responsibility on me

LOGOBELT:
I don tire

LOGOBELT:
You can't blame him, dispatcher delivers by Axis. Like a dispatcher might be given products to Ajah/Lekki Axis or Ikoyi/Obalende Axis only. I also heard they are given time to deliver task given to them, although i havent confirmed that. He might return to their store and tell them the customer us not available at the given address, and he is very RIGHT. The item will be tagged failed delivery.
The best you would have done is to come meet him at the given location, thats if he doesnt want to come to where you gave him OR you reschedule the delivery time to Monday

The second option is what i do alot, if am not available, I plead with the delivery man to reschedule to the next day. I swear he would have agreed and not have cancelled the order.

Like i do, whenever i have an order from a customer on Jumia and Konga, and I deliver to Konga or Jumia for delivery to the customer, i always view the progress, how the item is moving from one station to another, most cases my order status will be "Rescheduling to next day delivery" Some "failed delivery", each time i have failed delivery item, i call the customer immediately to know what happened, thats how we know the truth.

So you can reorder and if you are not available at that address, please reschedule and not instruct the dispatcher to bring to another location, though some dispatcher obliged, and thats if your delivery is their last delivery for the day.

LOGOBELT:
And besides when an item is returned to a Merchant, for failed delivery JUMIA and KONGA doesnt charge the merchant for it.

Jumia and Konga only charge merchant when an item is returned, if the item is faulty, different from the ordered item.

So Oga i dont know where you got you fact.

LOGOBELT:
Oga, having read what you wrote here, you are at FAULT! You bridged the Contract.

Do you people read TERMS of Policies, Delivery Policies, Return Policies and FAQ, of a website before making an attempt to order from them?

The agreement was at Location A and you were not there so you instructed the delivery man to bring to Location B. On what cost? Who will pay him for the relocation? Or do you think Jumia and Konga pay their Dispatcher Monthly? They pay them Per delivery. He brought it to the given address, now who will pay the cost of him bringing it to location B? I dont understand your point.
I order and sell on Jumia too, so i know how this thing work, like i said Nigerians should learn to read a company's Terms of Services, Delivery Policies, Return and Refunds Policies. Some dont even know it exist.

Now you tag them EVIL. Thats not fair to a business earning millions monthly

donstan18:
This is not local Bruv. It's dope.

Nice and thick soup with many obstacles.

But Guy, you get mind dey wire fufu this morning?

DevelopNaija:
I sent the picture below to my friend and she responded 'AMEN'. I had to remind her that this is not a prophecy but a goal that needs actions to become a reality.

#Poverty will drastically reduce if the following are done.

1. Change our mindset
2. Increase Minimum Wage.
3.Cut down public officers' salaries and allowances.
4. Gain 21st Century skills.
5. Provision of well paying jobs
6. Smart solutions for electricity and Water problem
7. Stop being greedy, selfish and self-centered.
8. Minding one's business

What other ways can we reduce poverty for ourselves and others? Any suggestions?

kollinzgee:
Some guys are the cause of their problems with women. Their inability to read signs and maybe inexperience is the main reason for their heart breaks and tears. If you truly wanna have peace of mind with women it's better you use your head than your heart. Don't worry from below I have given clues about the type of girls you should avoid falling in love with.

1)Girls between 18---23

Though maturity has nothing do with age but most girls in this age range do not understand love yet they are still exploring they do not know the difference between love, infatuation and obsession it will fade away with time though. Most girls within this age range will like a guy at first sight but will loose interest within weeks or days into relationships. If you get into a relationship with this kind of girls it's better you focus your mind on sex and prepare for the worst women are naturally confused but they are more confused at this stage of their life they usually prefer bad boys and womanizer. A matured guy who wants to build a relationship with such girls is building on sand.

2) Fast paced sex girls

Imagine you as a guy you met a lady on Monday and slept with her on Wednesday. The kpa kpa kpa. You may be telling yourself you game is tight bro sharrap you just met a community borehole. Some mumu guys will feel happy they have found love at first sight, am not saying all girls because life can be strange but please do a reality check bro 90% of the time another guy might find it easy as you. Sometimes these type of girls might no be ready for a serious relationship and might end it soon. Don't quickly catch feelings just enjoy the moment

(3)flirtatious and materialistic girls.

A girl that loves fineboys a lot, a girl that likes flashy things like iPhone, cars and cannot resist guys that possesses these things this kind of girls is a no no for you. This is the kind of girl that will Bleep your friend, avoid them .

Your mental health is my concern love wisely

Akinbahm:
At least those write up along with people's ordeal with their partner will open his eyes wider and acquire enough wisdom to Man the next relationship coming his way...

Jarvis22:
Hello Nairalanders
I am actually not new here, but I had to create a new account for this. I am really sorry to bother you guys with this, but I really need some elderly/brotherly advice.

I'm a 21-year-old guy, recently graduated from a university in the East, haven't gone for service yet. I am currently fending for myself as I make an average of 70k monthly as a site manager. (this is for people who will tell me to go and look for work.).

I started dating my girlfriend from year 2 years ago in year 3 before industrial training. She's a nice girl, feminine charms and all, and she's the same age as me.
Before we kicked it off sexually, I made sure we made it clear on the area of body count and exes. We've both had 2 relationships before, or so as she made me believe.

Fast forward to thursday of last week, (She has been behaving raather weridly for some weeks, not replying chats and stuff like that), so beause of these I decided to pay her a 2 day visit. When I reached her place in the evening around 2. She was in another guy's room, she opened door for me and left me in the room for 3 hours while she went back to the guy's room.

I no talk, I carry face thruout the night, and in the morning we made up, thinking that we'll use that day (Friday) to talk about shit. This girl abandoned me in the room again in the excuse she's going to buy fish for pepper soup. Na so from 10am to 8pm I no see my so called babe. Damn! I had had it up to here.

As she came back, without tangible explanations,, I made it clear I wasn't doing again. She begged and begged. I considered and we made up AGAIN.

Now yesterday morning, (I also noticed shes been spending much time on WhatsApp now which was unlike her as I was literally the only person she chats with).

I asked her for her phone and she appeared fidgety, which much reluctance she handed it to me, and I went straight to whatsapp.

I noticed she's wiped most of her chats and I noticed a guy's number in her list, someone she dint tell me about. I opened the chat and saw that It had also been wiped. But she mistakenly left the part where they discussed about sex and hows hes the first to fuvk her on her menses.

BROTHERS! I WAN CRAZE!

This is a girl ive dated for two bloody years, I have been extremely faithful as we were in the same dept. she has access to my phone whenever and however she wants.

Why she hid this guy from me, I do not know. I also saw shes been begging him to take her out (I'm in a kind of tight spot financially as I literally blew up to 150k on her new place, so I haven't been yielding to her requests.) Don't judge me, I was badly in love.


I broke up with her immediately yesterday morning and left the place.

She has been calling and begging me since then, I blocked her everywhere except whatsapp. Truely, she loved me very much o, and also made a lot of sacrifices for me. But her dishonesty and her behavior these past few days are the main reasons im taking a walk.

I really dont know what to do guys, I am not a newbie to love matters and the deceitful ways of women, which was my motivation to stick to one woman. But this one, ah!


I am still a young man with a bright future ahead of me. All this woman matter no be for me, but this loss is really hurting me badly, and the fact she kept on holding on to the fact that its just two guys for two bloody years.

What do you suggest? I'll be in the comments.

Raalsalghul:
What do you think M.N.J?

Kenfil:
Chai ife nkea dikwa egwu o. Abeg bring that Abacha closer.

Raalsalghul:
From facebook to this place, free this babes now.

Thegamingorca:



Live to die another day

donstan18:
Something must kill a man

donstan18:
You get mind oo, dey devour rabbit like this.

Kingrexyl:
I hope it's not those foreign bunny you are using for pepper soup

donstan18:
Are you from Zimbabwe?