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imperiouxx: Yvete is the ultimate prize, that the cause of lying.

I'll pinch you oh!
Reck-less is relocating from Chi-town to Cali. Well, yea, for his sake the MBA in Nursing is created

Haha! Kpolli going H.A.M!

imperiouxx: Hope Yvete sees this.

Yea, found your comment hiding in the "West End visitor parking"
@Anthony: Hope you like the new place. Is there any curfew? No visitors, no girls, no loud music Just curious!

I heard that cold water on your bosoms helps to keep 'em north. Hot water makes them go south!
Back the shower head, don't face it! Haha!

Mamacita007: Thats not fair nau. You shoudn't av insulted her llooolll. One day my friend carried 4 of us wit her to meet one guy in one ice cream joint and d guy refused to pay instead he bought only 1 ice cream for us to share and walked away. anytime I remember that day i'll just laugh and he's my senior brothers friend. him and my brother were laughing at me for going with my friend lloooll magaaa

WOW!

fega m: am i d only female thinking in an odd way?.....sincerely urs....if am out for a date FOR THE FIRST TIME, i will either nt eat anything, or d guy pockets his cash because i'll pay... wouldnt want anyone going out to boast dt he spent some amt of money on me...especially if i know DT D RELATIONSHIP WILL END NO WHERE....just my own principle sha....dt doesnt mean am proud i guess....

My sentiments exactly, except that I stopped offering to pay for my meal. Although no Nigerian man has ever let me. The last time I offered, the guy seemed offended. He tipped the server and left the change with me (about $43). Haha!

What I find ridiculous is that she puts guys on a dating schedule just for lunch! Lolz. Guess she pigs out everyday at a Chinese buffet or something.

Austin - Can't say much except that it a cooler version of the three.
Dallas - Schooled in the area. Hates it! Inner surbubs are spread out. Going to visit a friend from DFW to Rowlett takes forever.
Houston: Culturally diverse. Suits me perfectly! To many Nigerians if you stay in the SW Area (if that bothers you, sorry, but hey, no man is an island). If you don't want to stay close to Nigerians, move to Sugarland, Woodlands - more $$ required.

1] Job availability: You need to put your career and that of your wife into consideration. If you don't have paperz or work authorization, you'll find it easier in Houston.
2) Security: Check the stats with the Police dept.
3) Cost of Living: Austin is more expensive.
4) There are good Churches in all 3 cities.
5) Social networking is what you make of it.

jonnyp: shrevport university

You mean LSU, Shreveport?

@ Chloe's: Those eyebrows are on point.
I like threading cos' it looks natural for my full brows even after filling it with eyebrow powder or pencil (Dk brwn). All skills from youtube.

jonnyp: pls ma do give me al d advice i need my waec is nt gud and dt is y i want 2 use my gce bt am afraid my testimonial and gce dnt carry d same date.or are they nt goin 2 ask 4 my sch leavin cert so dt i concentrat mre on sat.pls help me am financin mysf

Repost: Forget about the GCE. What schools are you looking at?

Yvete: Focus on writing the SAT & TOEFL or IELTS, and close the huge gap ('05 - '13).

Hmnn ... Am I seeing clearly? No comment!

jonnyp: OK!MY SCHOOL LEAVIN CERTIFICATE(TESTIMONIAL) IS OLDER WHICH I COLLECTED 2004 AND 2012 GCE RESULT WIT THESE CAN I STIL BE ADDIMITED IN US.OR PLS IF U KNW ANY OTHER PAPAR I CAN ATTACH 2MY GCE RESULT,JUS 2 AVOID MISTAKE PLS

Hold up! You finished Sec. School in '04 and wrote GCE in '12? If I were you, I would not even mention GCE to anyone.
Focus on the SAT & TOEFL/IELTS, and close the huge gap ('05 - '13).

I found this hilarious news article online.

New York fashion blogger Brittny Pierre is not ashamed to admit that she had gone out on dozens of dates with men for the sole purpose of getting a square meal. She detailed how she would meet her 'victims' on the dating site OKCupid and through Craigslist, and would go out for dinner three times a week with different men, allowing them to foot the bill every time. Early on, Pierre decided that she could not afford to only date men she actually liked. 'I just had to go full throttle and just see who was willing to take me out,' Pierre wrote. 'A meal is a meal!'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2298186/I-dinner-LovePeddler-Confessions-fashionista-cruised-Craigslist-OKCupid-dates-just-free-meals.html

I'm always trying out new foods, recipes and challenging my taste buds. Admittedly, I've not had 'enough' foreign dishes, but so far, its a tie between Italian Meaty Lasagna and Jamaican Oxtail with gravy over dirty rice. Yum!

So, what is the best international cuisine you've ever had or rather, what is the best dish you have ever had in a foreign country?

jonnyp: THANX ALOT AND GOD BLESS U.ASIDE FR D GCE RESULT AND TOELF WHICH OTHER PAPER DO U THINK I CAN TENDER AND I DID NOT INTEND 2 APPLY 4 ANY NIGERIA UNIVERSITY

Write SAT & TOEFL. Your GCE result is equivalent to the American GED or Diploma; only shows that you completed high school while the SAT could be compared to the Nigerian Jamb - College entrance exam. Don't get it twisted.
I wrote WAEC, but did not use it to get into college even though I was fresh out of Sec. School at that time, kinda.

Would be my first time at a live soccer game.
Mr. XYZ has the calendar marked already. Should be fun.

Lolz. Whats up with fire burning on the sides? This is ridiculous!
Do you power on the anus laptop with traditional fire? Just curious.

nice4life: I miss my Nigerian girls, tired of akata and others but my naija babes are hard to find here. Please help a brother and other brothers in similar position who crave for our women.

Lolz. Wow! So you now "crave" naija girls because you are "tired of akata". Lolz
Thanks for acknowledging that we're the best, Lovez it. Good Luck!

Do you pluck with tweezers, wax, thread, shave or scrap it off and tattoo?
How often do you get your eyebrows done - thin or thick?

I've been threading my brows for years until last weekend. A friend urged me to give waxing a try. It hurt like crazy that I got serious migraines afterwards. Never again! I get compliments on my brows for its thickness. This hurt my feelings real bad!

idoo4love: hey friend..hw r u doing?..and thanks for ur comments in time past...and hw was ur exams....am nw in NY ...whats ur fb name?

Wassup I-do-for-Love
I'm doing great. Hope you like it out here. Were you able to apply to schools before coming over? Will be wise to get it done ASAP.
Stay safe out there!

kpolli: Chef Kpolli in the house, what do u wanna learn?

Lol. See Kpolli feeling like he's got his own Maggi Kitchen show running on the Food Network channel.
#PrayingForYa

webstradamus: Indians and dumps sha .... that's their forte! I benefited immensely from them last semester

Yea, thats why they're always in groups.

iamchux: Pls Nairalanders, I v applied to Troy Uni Alabama nd Alabama A&M uni, am abt applying to Kansas State uni...pls are these schz OK Waiting in anticipation...tnxx

Your school selection is fine. Good luck!
Please do not strictly rely on rankings as the sole criteria for school selection. It cannot tell you which schools best fit your background and career goals. Determine which program in what city & state offer opportunities for your growth, long-term career and personal aspirations.

Its nobody's business what schools you decide to attend, but you may not get any sympathy if you apply to certain schools that have been discussed on this thread. When you get accepted, take time to read part 3, at least.

imperiouxx: Yvete.....my hater number 1

I'll soon embark on a 6hrs+ journey to Santa Fe for the NM-INBRE conference. Abeg Yvete, wish me well here so that you don't become hater-enemy number +1.

SUCCESS! Loved the poster (Sorry, I didn't see it earlier).
Wish you can record the presentation, just for laughs!!

kpolli: Indians slyed me twice, I keep my distance and watch my back

Oh yea? Never really fancied being a part of their "circle" till I realized that they share past exam questions and stuff. Then I ushered myself in. The familiarity started this semester anyways.

Hope you find favor with the internships and job hunt. Thats all my resume used to be about; internships here and there. You need to attend more career fairs too. By the way, be willing to start with small companies that sponsor before you worry about bigger corporations. The transition will get easier overtime.

You status shall NOT die!

Mamacita007: who rejected you?

kpolli: Kitchen

LMAO!

Thought this is about on-campus jobs

kpolli: They rejected me sef..... Said no money, imagine
Are u going for the NSBE convention??

I think you need to stay close to the Indians cos' they get everything. I've always thought you had a job as a Computer Lab Assistant or tech support guy. If there's going to be a career fair at the convention, its imperative that you attend.

Citizen.
Michael Kors.

...and what is the point of this mess of a dress?
The top is cute though.

Interesting read!

kpolli: And am still very much jobless... Truly, all fingers are not equal

Ain't you kidding? Because you live like your friends that fly from the US to Nigeria multiple times a semester. Lolz. Go get a job at the Caf, at least.