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Politics / Re: Ben Murray-Bruce Electric Cars [Photos] by zains: 7:39pm On May 04, 2015
Ben M. Bruce is one of the best marketers I have seen. He used that platform that he created to sell the car. Kia would have either sponsored the show and gave him the car for free or kia paid through their nose to have him talk about it like that. He is simply doing business.

As for him challenging politicians, he may be making points but he needs to calm the hell down! Talking too much as he is doing robs a man of credibility. He is getting too loud.
Politics / Re: Bomb Blast At Ile-Ife In Osun State by zains: 12:01am On Jul 02, 2014
The perfect excuse to flood Osun with army, soldiers, police, SSS, civil defence etc in order to perform election abracadabra as was done in Ekiti.
Education / Re: Pregnant At 18, Best Graduating Student At 25 by zains: 1:05pm On Nov 05, 2013
'' mc01: What a very silly story of a
wayward and immoral fornicator!
In fact, it is an insult to the Modest Ladies
around. Can't one be successful without
having been wayward?
It's not as if she was Molested, she simply traded away her virtues as a woman-
disrespect to her future husband.
If her parents had been asked to give her
out in marriage then rather than bring
shame to them, they will say she is
underaged. Shame on the careless parents too.
Tomorrow, when the child is being taunted
about his father, he will start to suffer
undue psychological torture and
depression. Yet, they say we should
celebrate such a shameless woman. When I read that she is now changed, I had
even expected to see a well-covered lady
in her hijab. Alas! She doesn't even have
her hair covered and still goes on to wear
attachments. So disgusting!
At 25, she is not talking about getting married and start her own family. She will
rather keep a boyfriend while
accomplishing more 'academic landmarks'.
She had better turn to her Lord in sincere
repentance and try to strike a proper
balance between her worldly stay and preparation for her Hereafter.
Wishing her well in her future endeavour.''

Mtcheeeeeew.....Yeye Fowl.
Politics / Re: BBC Claims Abuja Was Built On Stolen Land by zains: 1:38pm On Oct 19, 2013
Land is the equivalent of oil to th kisse Gwari people. It was taken from them and they were promised adequate compensation but as it is with Nigerian govts., those. Pple were never compensated. The pple have been protesting since then but nothing has been done. They are some of the poorest. In fact, right across their colony of shanties lay unbelievable opulence while they ; the owners of the land wallow in poverty. Search out the documentary made by the Gwari pple on youtube and you will understand. It is not right or fair.
Health / Re: Plastic Surgeon Made His Wife Perfect Using His Skills by zains: 5:46pm On Aug 29, 2013
The loudest mouth on Dr.90210! I get so disgusted when he starts screaming that "Brazilian butt". He's so vain you'd think he's gay. Not ruling it out still sha.
Religion / Re: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Of COZA In Sex Scandal by zains: 2:39pm On Aug 23, 2013
Well, As a MACHIAVELLIAN devotee, I have these to say;


Why didn't you just give account of what happened in a simple story and leave us to ask our questions, make our own deductions and inferences, instead of plugging all holes and pre-empting us? That smacks very much of a pre-meditated, pre-planned execution from an experienced hand or mind if you like.


You were alone in a man's hotel room, you chose to have "henny and coke!". Well, you are a grey-hound and you knew the smell of blood. You knew exactly what was to come. You may have even brought condom or two.


Your perfectly worded, well-thought-out write up was supposed to sink the pastor guy for bidding you "adios amigos" and moving on to the next meat, probably. It does not have a modicum of repentance in it. It's 110% revenge and vendetta.

Uhmmmmm.....so after being dumped, you magically realised that you could blackmail after realising that you could the simpletons feel like they could get their own victory or maybe get even with the men who hurt them in time past?

Well, you're using them. And Keep using them cos I notice you have a few Machievellian traits in you but remember this part of the code; You may lie to others but never to yourself.

You know deep within that you are no heroine like You've made yourself believe. You went. You drank. You kissed. You sat on his laps. You fvckked him. Fvckked him real hard. YOU KEPT COMING FOR 7 DAYS. You. You. You. You, my friend, lost the 'locus standi' to blame anyone but yourself. You are without honour.

As for the pastor, he broke the code of honour and he picked the wrong chick. His conduct is of a man without honour. That's all.

My. verdict is this: No one can clap with one hand.

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Politics / Re: Fashola Orders Kalu’s Sealed House Re-Opened by zains: 11:47am On Aug 14, 2013
The black man sha! Money and politics will soon unite Fashola and Kalu. And when the sit to chat over big bowls of Nkwobi, peppersoup, akpu, Amala and ewedu. It's never going to be about you PAWNS of the game! Keep fighting while they Keep looting. #nansence. Plus oshisco#
Health / Re: Habits That Wrecks Your Teeth by zains: 9:50am On Jul 30, 2013
Lying through your teeth can also be very bad for your teeth! tongue

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Religion / Re: Pastor Tayo Adeyemi Is Dead (New-Wine Church , London Founder) by zains: 10:29am On Jul 01, 2013
Awwww..... Lord rest his soul! I used to be concerned about his weight. Lord strengthen his family. Amen.
Family / Re: Pastor Kumuyi's Son Ties The Knot (PHOTO) by zains: 10:43pm On Jun 20, 2013
Most pastor's children can be very rebellious. Not surprised though. I'd do same, were I in his shoes.
Celebrities / Re: Why I Dumped Priesthood For Nollywood – Aex Usifo Omaigbo by zains: 12:57am On Nov 26, 2012
*in*
Celebrities / Re: Why I Dumped Priesthood For Nollywood – Aex Usifo Omaigbo by zains: 12:56am On Nov 26, 2012
Priesthood, Nollywood, bottomline is he ended up is some hood. Abi na wood undecided
TV/Movies / Re: Gulder Ultimate Search - Paschal Eronmose Ojezele Celebrating by zains: 12:44am On Nov 26, 2012
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I just hate it wen pple say things without havn any thing to back up what ever they are pointing out! Who told u others wr choreographedhuh Whr u derehuh So if others wr, wt made u think dis isnt choreographed as others? Oh! Bcuz ur fav contender won ehn? I smh in disbelif! If u aint sure of anyfn...just stay mute! Biko



Spicytrash, Kindly untangle your pants ehn. You don't work for Insight nor NB. And this is a public forum, if not i'd have given your dunderhead some privileged information. So you can keep mute for ever.
Education / Re: The Amazing & Interesting Facts About Number 9 by zains: 9:37am On Nov 20, 2012
@ Mad cow, please don't joke about such things. And if you're really thinking that way, please seek help or talk to folks round you.
Education / Re: The Amazing & Interesting Facts About Number 9 by zains: 9:34am On Nov 20, 2012
The number 666, when turned up-side-down is 999
Furthermore, 6+6+6=18 and 1+8=9
Also 9+9+9=27 and 2+7=9

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TV/Movies / Re: Gulder Ultimate Search - Paschal Eronmose Ojezele Celebrating by zains: 3:37pm On Nov 17, 2012
This is the first GUS that was not choreographed. The 2 most brilliant of all the contestants won.

Paschal's parents should be very proud of themselves. They have raised a young man with obvious potentials for greatness. He never thinks too much of himself, he's level-headed and very intelligent!

Onyinye is every mom's delight! She's intelligent, playful yet focused and Godly.
I can't miss the chemistry between herself and Paschal! It was very cute. I enjoyed all the lovers' tiffs they had.
I hope it'd be fanned into full blown love.
I wish both of the very best of life.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Fifteen US States File Petition To Secede From The United States by zains: 9:35am On Nov 12, 2012
They should please secede and come to Nigeria, there's lots of space in Kano, Maiduguri and Gombe! They are cordially welcome.
That's when they'll know the difference between khaki and leather!
Yeye white supremacists!
Career / Re: Why I Left Banking For Dangote Truck Drivers Job by zains: 9:16am On Nov 12, 2012
Now that he has seen the ''academic side'' of driving, hope they'll also teach the ''safety side'' of our pot-hole-riddled roads!

And I hope that the trucks will still be in good condition when he gets to own it. I also pray that the 'don'-Dangote won't change the rules along the line. (if he does, nothing go happen o. Cos he's the president behind every president)
Goodluck bro, (you'll need a lot of it!)
Politics / Re: Facebook Comments Shape My Decisions – GEJ by zains: 11:05pm On May 16, 2012
Wow, Nigerians don enter one chance!
Celebrities / Re: I Was violated At 13 By My Aunt - Ice Prince by zains: 3:47pm On Dec 20, 2011
The guy is giving himself the much needed unconventional therapy now by publicly discussing is sexual issues and some folks are busy castigating him. That's not wise at all.

''Keeping it in the family'' is the greatest reason these heinous sexual crimes have thrived. It is sad that some now regard it as some sort of ''coming of age'' ritual. Just pray you don't have to explain to your daughter or son why he/she was violated.

Moreso, when issues such as rape or any sexual assault go undealt with, they become psychological monsters that come back in life to haunt the victim, no matter what height of success they attain. Ask Chris Brown.
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Accent Ranked Fifth Sexiest In The World By CNN by zains: 11:04am On Aug 19, 2011
America is currently swimming in economic murky waters, any third world economy that they can milk or suck dry would really, definitely sound sexy!
Business / Re: The Worst Telecom Networking Firm In Nigeria by zains: 8:43pm On Aug 08, 2011
MTN. Empty N. Need i say more?
Romance / Re: I Love To Hear My Gf Cry by zains: 6:18pm On Feb 17, 2011
@ OP

Ofcourse you do, cos the make-up sex is always the bomb!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Malawi Bans Public Farting by zains: 9:07pm On Feb 14, 2011
Whoever made this obnoxious law has never felt the liberating feeling that comes with letting the pent up gas go!

I recommend he/she tries it on a windy day, atop a hill or in central a/c.

And it gets better when you let off a wet, very foul number and cop the smoke in your hands the way your cop coffee smoke, lock your
fist around it and bring it up to your nose then open your fist for a good savour, , haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, nothing like it

Or fart into your sofa and bury your nose in the soft cushion to enjoy a good savour.


@ Malawian Law Makers, mtchewwwwwwwwwwwwwww, your heads are probably filled with a horrid, foul stench
With the AIDS statistics and level of poverty, low level of development, all the contribution they can make is to legislate fart!!!!!!!!
Crime / Re: Trusted Home Help Kidnapped Sharon! by zains: 10:10pm On Dec 23, 2010
Ummmmn, Naija police! Always very good at jumping in to take the glory in matters that have already been solved!

Had the child not been found, Mr. Mba would have said(while pretending to be serious) ''I have not been briefed''
Nairaland / General / Re: Celebrating Olubusayo Awomolo ( Bawomolo) by zains: 12:56am On Dec 16, 2010
Lord, have mercy! I never would have believed he was that young! Oh what a loss!
TV/Movies / Re: Is Anyone Watching Nigerian Idols? by zains: 2:29pm On Nov 29, 2010
should there be imitation in Nigeria? first we have the who-wants-to-be-millionaire (UK) which Nigeria also coined its own (thank God its a well copied program), secondly, the American idol which they organized well, but Nigeria failed to package her own well, should we blame the organizers, sponsors or brains behind these programs? No creativity, interesting package, organization? etc, when will NIGERIA STOP THIS ACT, and be innovative!!!, I don tire o,




@ Oxygenmayo

These shows are international franchise shows; meaning if you want it in your country, all you need to do is to buy into the franchise just the same as the Quick Service Restaurant franchises e.g KFC etc grin Don't be so quick on the trigger with criticisms, eh cheesy
Romance / Re: What Do You Think About Online Flirting, Is It Permitted When You In A Relationship by zains: 4:20pm On Nov 05, 2010
On line flirting or any kind of flirting at all is Emotional Cheating.

And for those who think it's harmless, do remember that the heart is very treacherous!
It simply does what pleases it sometimes. If you don't want to be singed, don't play near the fire.


(And like my mum would say; ''If you ain't eating it, don't go sniffing it.''
Politics / Re: Fire Guts Dokpesi’s Ait, Raypower In Kano. by zains: 4:25pm On Nov 01, 2010
Dokpesi seems to have perfected his fire scams so he can keep picking up insurance claims. Just saying,
TV/Movies / Re: Which Of These Tv Programs, Will You Dont Want To Miss by zains: 5:10pm On Oct 04, 2010
Rent-A-Ghost
Business / Re: Ghanaian Authorities Shut Nigerian Shops, Make Arrests by zains: 10:13am On Sep 16, 2010
A Psychiatrist just succeeded in diagnosing the confusing ailment being suffered by Abrantie and his dogs.

The disease is a form of psychosis named NOCD-- Nairaland Obsessive Compulsive Disorder It vigorously attacks their brains and makes them cling in a dirty manner to anything Nigerian.

It's comprehensive effects are still under intense examination but some obvious ones include various delusions and dis-illussions such as are common to habitual users of hallucinogens. i.e little progress acquire grandiose dimensions and bigger problems are summarily glossed over such as national issues.

It also manifests in the robotic fixation on other nations' issues while sweeping personal ones under delusional, psychological carpets. Sufferers also enjoy the ignorant bliss that comes from thinking personal and national problems will fade away if they constantly and religiously focus on other nations' issues.

There is no cure for now and none is in view even in the nearest future. Doctors and Caregivers have to be careful while treating them because they can get aggressive -both verbally and physically especially with the use of their talons, claws and teeth. The attack is likened to that of rabid dogs especially if diagnosis is correct. The acidic contents of their saliva can be injurious so keep safe distance.

PS: Research still continues. Please ignore the attacks.
Business / Re: Ghanaian Authorities Shut Nigerian Shops, Make Arrests by zains: 3:45pm On Sep 15, 2010
Posted on: Today at 12:39:28 PMPosted by: Kenyanstar

@zains

Its absolute baldarish to assume facts and presume insinuations. Nigeria isa typical failed state,period

@Kenyanstar,

You seem to be a dim star. The bolded part above is actually ''Balderdash''. I would have explained the meaning to you but i fear it might crash your Central Processing Unit, And a little advice: Spend more time with your books than you do on Nairaland, ok? Now run off to mummy.

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