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It's very funny how the ghanaians suddenly become relatively objective when backed into the corner (read exposed) with factual and superior arguments and postulations!!!!!!! LWKMD

GBAWE IS THE ULTIMATE WATERLOO OF ALL ARROGANTLY IGNORANT GHANAIANS.

God bless the eruditely articulate Gbawe. I think every Nigerian travelling out of Nigeria should be made to attend crash courses in universal public relation strategies. We keep criticising our own country to high heavens yet every country in the world has its own issues.

The Ghanaians should know that they are acting out the whiteman's very script. If we unite, we'd keep them on their toes and at bay but divided, Africa will definitely fall flat before the white man's nose. When they call us ''monkeys'' they don't clarify if it's the Ghanaian monkey or the Nigerian one. They simply call Africans Black Monkeys. GO FIGURE!

You are obviously not in tune with your wife's emotions. It's your duty to find out how and why, not NLanders'.

After 3 kids, did you discuss family planning with her? Her frigidity could simply be caused by the fear of falling pregnant again.
Talk to her and go with her to the clinic to get her a good plan. It may work wonders.

Treat her tenderly; You can't just badge into a woman's emotions just like that.

Validate and appreciate her contributions to the family.
Ask questions and see if she's not in trouble at work.
Women are so easy to love only if men would do the ground work!

My views!

I think  the level of journalism in Nigeria is very poor,ill informed and dangerous,I read the top article and it does not make sense.It does not explain why those people where deported.They make it look like they where deported purely for being Nigerians,there are thousands of Nigerians in South Africa legally and will never be deported unless they commit crime.And regarding the medical student she must tell the truth on why she was sent back,if your visa have expired and you have not renewed it,it does not matter whether you're writing the exam tomorrow or you're perfoming a life saving operation on Mandela tomoroow you wont be allowed in the country.It is a law.

Nigerians are too sensetive,and make everything personal.Instead of finding out the real truth,you scream xenophobia and jealousy.When one think Nigeria,lot of things come to mind but the 'TRUTH and PRINCIPLE' are not one of them.

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@ RSA.
And your own journalism is so sophisticated that it excludes the sensational aspect of it. Instead of "playing to the gallery", just go ahead and make your damn point!
Nigeria sure has challenges and we are not in denial of the fact so keep your royal indignation to yourself.

South Africa's challenges are also very numerous, just that you guys play the ostrich when issues such as violence, robbery, prostitution arise. What of airport informants who squeal on Nigerians so they can get robbed at their destinations? We also know about a certain guy who raped a certain woman. His last name is the same as the popular rock in Abuja. Nigerians know that you've got your problems too, we are just too cultured to rob them in your face. Peace man.

Also read widely and keep abreast of current news. A man loves to sparr intellectually and intelligently with his wife.
If you're not smart, then what's the use of having any discussions with you?

Get busy. Absence makes the heart grow fond.

Quote from: Ileke-IdI on Today at 06:19:45 AM
BECAUSE I HAVE NOT ATTENDED ANY OTHER WEDDING OTHER THAN A YORUBA WEDDING.


So, this woman wants to claim that ALL the weddings she has attended in her whole life has only been those of Yorubas? What a terrible lie to claim to hide under the cloak of ignorance. Typical!

Something is most definitely wrong with you, whether you know it or not, if you've attended ONLY Yoruba weddings in all your life. Are ALL your friends also Yorubas? If so, it most definitely tells a whole lot about the degree of ethnic parochialism and tribal myopia in your head!

Ha, ha Senator Obahiagbon is now officially a member of Nairaland!

Are there no psychologists/psychiatrists in the house? They would have been able to tell us that this poster probably fell from the mother's back and has not forgotten his ordeal since then.

See the dent by the side of his head--could be the reason he's posting lop-sided topics, lol

On the flip side, the REAL COST of Mama Put Food could be the same as your hospital bill

"He deployed to Iraq, and was serving his second tour when his unit was struck by an improvised explosive device. In the weeks and months that followed, he battled to recover from traumatic brain injury. At a VA medical center, with his parents at his side, he was presented a Purple Heart. And a few moments later, he was sworn in as an American citizen''.


After leaving him almost brain-dead, now they are ''honouring'' him with their silly citizenship! Shior! Citizenship my foot.

And check out that poo-faced white trash beside him. So arrogant!

Think we should donate some wolves to Fashola to beef up his security. Lagos holds more attraction to them greedy pdp thieves!

@ Poster,

I sincerely hope you'd grow up so you do not frustrate that wonderful woman you intend to marry.

You seem to be highly impressed with all the negative views expressed here, well, you know what they say:
''Expectation precedes manifestation'' and ''As a man thinks, so he becomes''

You might just get what you think about. Add this piece of advice to your endless ''foods for thought''

Peace out!

Volatile


or


Highly combustible!

Must we scrutinize everything needlessly?
A physical wound may heal soon but a psychological one may not.


Why not enjoy the story even if you have doubts rather than post caustic comments?

Well, she doesn't trust any plate that's washed by another person.

So she rinses vigorously again, and i'm like ''but I just washed it!

And she goes: Don't poison me with your wishy-washy kind of washing, when dem born you sef!

But i'm married now! yet she won't burge.

@The Amaka,

If you were caucasian, I would have asked if you were a BLONDE!

You react like the Beverly Hills Chihuahua. Can't you just keep quiet?!

_{"Save me oh Lord from exposing my own blonde-like foolishness on NL!"}

@ William108

You are one bad fellow, I thought I was the only one who saw and read the poor grammar.
It's a bit unlikely that they would need her back so badly with this kinda grammar.
It must be one hell of a company that agreed to send her on international training in the first place.

Wonder what the company's memos would look like.

@ poster

You'd do well to keep your husby in the loop of things, don't wait too late.

Believe me, it could be easier for you when your husband knows every detail of your meetings-that way,he won't be jittery

It's no big deal except the threat of rape is involved. With good sense, you can manage the situation-that's why you are a manager.

Nothing is new under the sun, just set your boundaries and keep you husband abreast of issues. Also don't ignore your instincts.

God bless you and direct you. Amen.

Bucket List- Morgan Freeman and Jack Nicholson.

Sound of Music.

Bucket List- Morgan Freeman and Jack Nicholson.

Sound of Music.

Nice tactic by Ozioma. At least, the war is over for now

Am I the only one who thinks he looks like a car-wash boy who only stole a shot in that vehicle so he could have something to console his people at home with?

I know the Igbos are hard-working people, keep washing the cars and that kind of vehicle could be yours. _{In your dreams I mean}

@ Oludashmi, take a bow as a mark of respect for your senior!
I was 2 great years ahead of you

Really nice to fine a GCA girl. Check the gca page on facebook too. You might find someone you know.

Cheers gurl.

GOVERNMENT COLLEGE AGEGE.

Mura sise ore mi, ojo ma n lo (2ce)
sise nigba ise, sere nigba ere
ise logun ise, mura sise.

E ma se sa fun se, ka so tito (2ce)
Ka niwa to dara, pelu iteriba,
ise logun ise, mura sise.

E je ka fimo sokan, ka kora jo (2ce)
(Oh my God! I forgot this line)
ise logun ise, mura sise.

Afope folorun, febun tani (2ce)
Government College Agege
a ko ni gbagbe re
ise logun ise, mura sise.

@Oludashmi
Couldn't believe my eyes when I saw GCA's anthem!
Kudos to you.

The line you missed is ''Ise lo ngbe ni ga, Ise si ni iyi''

You are free to insert it if you wish.

Cheers.

''One thing we have to realise is that nobody owes us anything. Etisalat is in business to make a profit - As long as they provide the services you pay for (i.e the line you paid for works), then they are not obligated to fine tune their promos to suit your taste. Any promo they carry out is their business, and if it is real - an added bonus. No one owes you anything you didn't pay for! If you had shares with them, or paid "Promo fees", then you will have a right to get annoyed - If not, pull your thumb out of your mouth and enjoy the good service they already provide. ''


Remember there is something called ''Business Integrity and Responsibility'' which should be demanded of a multinational like Etisalat but I guess everything is different in Nigeria. There is a Consumer Rights Protection Agency based in Abuja that is supposed to look into these Outrageous promos but all they do there is collect a certain percentage of the cost of the whole promo and voila! you issued a certificate.

If you choose to explain everything away with ''supposedly wise philosophical sayings, then the journey ahead is still long and arduous for Nigeria.

Kudos to the poster for even attempting to question the status quo. Shouldn't we all take a stance of '' Leave no answer unquestioned?''
My 2 cents.

Oh my! What you are talking about would " CASSA FLAKES, PEANUTS, CREAM ON THE ROCKS!

The Queen ought to have a taste of it too!

Hey Efosa, do you work at President paints? The face is sooooooooo plastered up! _{Don't cuss me o, just an observation ni o}

@ poster:

Women have negatively creative, scalpel-sharp mouths. Hope you didn't tell him he was smelling like a skunk!

Anyways, check your ways and review your marital strategies. He saw something before he married you, hope you haven't given him a reason to regret.

Talk it through with him first, then apologise---It's not a sign of weakness as some purport it to be but a sign of maturity.

If you leave the marriage now, do you think the next marriage won't turn out the same?

''Marriage is two forgivers living together''-Pastor Bimbo Odukoya.

It's so unfortunate that in Nigeria, everything becomes a fashion emblem! Why should B Sc holders be treated differently? This is a fall out of our faulty educational orientation that breeds just job seekers and not job creators.

Have you considered why the Asian Tigers are competing head-to-head with the western and European big-wig nations? It's because they have advanced in technology such that even almighty America defers to them in some very important areas.

Check the technology companies in America and other civilised nations, even their security outfits like CIA and FBI, you'd find a large number of Asians

AND THAT'S BECAUSE THERE ARE MORE MONO- AND POLYTECHNICS THAN UNIVERSITIES EXTENDING THE FRONTIERS OF TECHNOLGY AND APPLYING IT TO MEDICINE, ENGINEERING, EDUCATION, INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY ETC.

Hope Nigeria wakes up from her slumber one day!

_{shakes head and walks away}

It's not hard to figure out: You get the rotten girls cos you speak rotten grammar! And to think you just came back from the UK!
(which i doubt anyway:p)

The NYSC programme has been mismanaged just like the project called Nigeria.

Why do we insist on sending the futures of families to unknown places that aren't secure?

Everytime I think about my dear one that passed during this goddamn NYSC service, I feel like wringing the
necks of those in charge.

The NYSC doesn't even have the statistics of dead corpers! Maybe if they have it annually, that would have take
a firm decision on scrapping it.