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Gigitte it's asma'u and it is asma for short.
and it's not a name for an asthmatic child.

nice one lol.

Come to think of it we should really let igbo's rule o!!
and give them just one year to finish killing themselves. just like they are doing right now in onisha, and again they will witch hunt each other like they did Ngige, they will always try to backstab each other to keep their competitions alive.
Their i must be the best, and first and above all igbo's syndrome will really take nigeria to greater heights.

and pls the last time i checked the oil was in the south/south and an ijaw man will never say he is igbo. for goodness sake's even the onisha man claims he is not igbo.

Hell Noooooooooooooo!!!

It can be controlled but can't be cured. and i hate un-pleasant odours of any kind.
and BO's? damn they are offensive, i know alot of people who have it. clean, correct people o. but i won't wanna lie next to them period.

I know for certain dat most people who have Bo's, just like those who have mouth odours, dont have an idea they have it, but if they are my friends they will know cos am gonna tell em, buuut diplomatically o.

i can't and i won't marry someone with a BO.

Someone asks a question and instead of getting answers, she gets all sorts of mumbo-jumbo bull crap. it's not a competition it's a rub minds/help me out session.

Teaching ur partner to kiss in ur rhythm is the easiest of things, just like every other thing concerning tuning into each other is.
Well i have found my self in dat kind of situation be4, but really there was a motivating factor, so i was determined to show him how to be in perfect harmony with me, so i just tell him to hold it, i get up on him and say (keep still just let me kiss you), and then slowly i drag him into my rhythm, moving my tongue my mouth and my head to how i would want it to be, and we just start rocking it, believe me u it doesn't take more than 2 practice sessions to get in tune to each others kissing methods. and most men are willing learners if u know how to show and not say.

Hope this helps.

In my opinion , an open r/ship does not necessarily mean he/she will be sleeping around, it just could mean lets leave our options open till we figure out wat we really want.

mamaput:
Am speaking for myself.
No woman will pack in here na me get the flat.
He has to move out and that also is fine by me.
Win some lose some.
He started it .Am not about to go fighting or crying after a man.

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good talk my dear, good talk!!!
I hate it when women say sh*t like i can't walk out of my marriage cos of the kids, or cos divorce is not an option, yet cry themselves to sleep every nigh.

life goes on damn it, besides you CANNOT force a man to love you, so once he begins acting up cos he's fallen out of love with you, it's time to move on.

Tetris:
@Zarah
Girl, you are a girl, right? You must be one cynical dish! and by dish, i mean you must be an attractive lady (if a lady) who got "worsted".

That or you are simply having the time of your life answering this rather curious post. ie. you're on the same side as Busta

As per the "rhetorical question" on whether it is wrong or right to date some dude who's eating his cake and having it for the time being and sowing the seeds for generations long worth of pain and disenchantment/disillusionment - well, you have only one life to live and life is so bloody short, feel free because nothing anyone says here is goig to change your mind unless you really do wish to.

Folk tend to underestimate the gravity of the liitle things they do today. We all wonder why the world is such a "bent" place but the simple (actually, not so simple!) act of self-discipline and holding yourself accountable to yourself and to a higher being (for the religious) seems to be such a resistable decision to make.

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I prefer the term lady my dear, and believe u me i am far from attractive, if by that you mean pretty, or beautiful. if not, then i must say damn am attractive (not by looks mind you). i just know how to do my sh*t right.

My dear life is a bitch o really. u cant be the determining factor weather some people end up disillusioned/disenchanted. life with or without you wont make a difference cos dat would be the life god chose for them. sh**t happens.

Seun, please help me understand why you remove every thing that i post, or is this forum restricted to certain people and their opinions ONLY?

lemmi know o, so dat i will stop wasting my time to write anything, but sit aside and read wat ur chosen few have to say.

you hurt me man.

Don't know bout lagos, but in Abuja their's a park in almost every neigbourhood now, especially in maitama, wuse 11, and garki 11 areas.

The millenium park is beautiful and fun for kids, and so is the national park and zoo, lots of kiddies fun stuff.
infact it compares by every standard to the parks abroad. I promise.

chinani:
@Zarah
So the only taboo relationship is one where the woman is married?? Dating a married man (or engaged one) isn't wrong but a married woman is

And to think, some people say woman are not also fools.

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pls read the line again.

i didnt say if only the woman is married i said if they are both married to other people.
besides, take or leave it a married woman  cheating is a taboo, but as african's we all know a man can pass. why stay in a marriage wen u can cheat, afterall men just f**k with their bodies but women with their mind, body and soul. (at least mostly)

the only fool here dearie is definately not me. thanks for the attempt at insult

Big Shishi:
zarah, i'm feelin your flow baby!!

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I know baby.

baby4u2:
@ Zarah you are completely wrong, and your analysis wrong too. Someone would not always sleep with your husband, maybe thats your mindset because of the guys u come across but i don't believe that for myself or even hope for it so do most girls. Then again did u even think of the girl getting a man for herself and not another persons man? Anyway u're a good adviser to must girls that are heading for heartbreaks. Remember Nigeria is not like America or other parts of the world. Most people want to save face/image/name. That guy is not going to leave his wife to be with her, she's just a side dish for now.

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I stand by my word, someone will always sleep with ur husband. naivety in reality is wat kills women, hope for it o, dont want it o, na u sabi but am sure of wat am saying. unfortunately the men i come across have got nothing to do with it, cos av seen my fair share of the guud, the bad and the ugly. but none has influenced my way of thinking.
He isn't someone else's man but the man she shares with someone, hey their's love in sharing.
Heart breaks are inevitable, and it's part of life, is divorce and infidelity not heartbreak? people still live thru it. but it hurts more wen u r really naive to think ur's is the only congo he is shining.

i won't want a man who will cheat on me and say no divorce just to save face i reject dat kind of r/ship. i'd rather have him say am a man baby sex with her don't mean i don't love u no more,

my dear she is not neccesarily a side dish o.
for the married men av dated their wives were the side dishes. i had the full 3 course meals and more often too, cos commitment is wat kills the flavour for men with their wives.

African men are polygamists by heart, girl's get used to it, and u'll be happy.
Besides a little competition is always very refreshing.

There is nothing wrong with it jare.

Nobody has even bothered to ask for the circumstances surrounding the issue.
wat if you guys are in love and have been, but can't get married for one reoson or the other, and he has to marry for a reoson too, does dat mean you must break up just becos he is getting married?

even dating a married man is not wrong talkless of engaged man.
abi una neva see where groom no show up for church?
he isn't married untill he is married. so my dear enjoy urself and if he does go ahead and get married nothing dey happen just keep loving till u too marry.

the only wrong r/ship is the one btw a man married to another woman with a woman married to another man.

and for those who say wat goes around comes around. i say haha.

someone will always sleep with ur husband anyway. if u like let him be the only man u v eva dated.

try listening to urself, u r talking through ur arse. u bloody fanatic.
emmy4jesus abi? and i am the opressor. du;uh.

i do not expect you to have respect for other peoples religions or choices afterall you dont even respect urs.

i will not force my religion down anyone's throat, so no one should force his down mine, i will not preach to you so dont preach  to me, i will never insult ur god so dont ever insult mine, if i do insult ur god i will accept watever you choose to do to me afterall i made the choice. now if you insult mine it should be my choice to punish you however i want to.

isn't this rule just simple enuf for all of us?

YOU ARE SO PATHETIC EMMY4JESUS.
PLS TRY LISTENING TO URSELF.
BLOODY FANATIC.

,,,,,,,so it all balls down to the fact that I believe u have a personal bias against christians or what they believe,,,,, your comparison of christianity to Islam also attests to the above claims that I just made,,,,,,but what u probably don't know is that with islam u probably would have been blown up before u open your stinking mouth to reject allah,,,,,,,,,if u doubt it,,,,,,,just try this,,,,,,,Go to a deeper life church and tell them how much u hate their God and their faith,,,,,,,,or u can go to a mosque in Zamfara state and say the same thing about allah and his irks, and see what will happen,,,,,,,matter of fact am going to tell,,,,,,,,in one of the places they will pray for u,,,,,,,,,,in the other place u will either have your head cut off or u will be blown to pieces before u can say "hey",,,,,,,,,,,Thank your God u live in a christian neigbourhood, and u have people that will pray for u when u insult their faith like u did here rather than blow u and your family to mecca,,,,,,,so next time u want to make a comparison to christians,,,,please get a better opponent and stop insulting and degrading us for pete's sake!!!!!!!!

the point is wether you like it or not, you are far more biased than miss eniola. and you obviously dont know shit.
By comparison if you can ever compare that is, muslims don't force you to worship their god, but they refuse to have you insult him. and to a church or mosque why would anybody wanna go in just to insult your god? what you are insinuating is impossible and senseless, if i have to go into a mosque in zamfara only to insult the god they worship, comon man why should they let me out?
and you are the one insulting and degrading your religion cos wen you open your filthy mouth all that comes out is hate and more filth.
evangelism or not people should not get in the way of other's by being bothersome, people should be free to make their choices and it doesn't have to affect other's period.
and for your imformation even in zamfara people don't walk up to you in the street and say accept allah bla bla, they respect you as a human being but when you outrightly dis-respect their religion is when the problems come.

oga lecturer thank you for explaining. but since when are u his mouth piece? abi na ur own views u dey express?
girls are girls nigerian or otherwise so wats ur point, dat the nigerian one's are ? pls let us know.

and why won't nosakhare think of women as matresses, it's absolutely normal for someone whose circumsition has not finished healing, so no sweat.

zahymaka pls be gay. at least dat gets one off our sleeves. we need men not boys.

Afeni:
There would be hell to pay if an ex-Northern General becomes President. I am tired of this non-sense. I will not stand for it.

yeah!!! stop him you tribalistic prick.
you make me sick.

well i am also looking for a yoruba man.!!!!
Never dated ibo. won't try.
Hausa. seen it all.
Yoruba i like, cos den sabi wash woman cloth.
lol. now crucify me.

Taking that you once said Jesus was a mere destitute, imagine how many heads would have rolled if some one made such statement about Muhammad? By the way, Jesus in Islam was one of Islams prophets,

please read that thread again and dont just read, read in-between the lines.
and maybe you can repeat to us wat the writer be4 dat wrote about muhammad (s.a.w) be4 ajisafe said jesus is a destitute.

now i do not support trading insults, but i am a believer in an eye for an eye like the christians.

it is so unfortunate dat we just dont learn anything from most of this threads anymore, cos i noticed the muslims except ajisafe dont even bother contributing to the posts. there's is too much venom, and hatred towards others, mostly by the christians but once you say anything you are dismissed as a terrorist. it's hard meeen, too many kid brains and too many myopic minds in da house.

now kill me.

Ajisafe:
mrlawng is a crusading fool.

I second.

You say he is hell bent on attacking pple and not the matter at hand. yet u r the one who wrote a stupid atatement. wat was dat all about? it is evident dat y'all just hate this muslims so much, dat every time they try to have a normal argument you must turn it into something you can give a label.

pls remove the speck from ur eyes be4,

No country as far as humanity is concerned has the right to have anything dat is destructive to others, but wat i cant come to terms with is wat gives bush the right to think he is the messiah, i can only support the invasion of iran if and only wen he produces the weapon of mass destruction he invaded and killed iraqis for.

He (bush) is no better than saddam or ahmadinejad. he is a co-terrorist.

Uranium for peaceful purposes my a$$. Blow them to bits. Bombs over Teheran zebudaya pele.
i know a very guud shrink dat will see u for free!!!

:-x :-x :-x :-x :-x ;d

Abegggi carry go jare chochori,
buy ur bike and enjoy ur life. people suprise me when they so readily condemn naija in any/every way they can. Bad roads and all i' ld still rather be here.
as if bikers don't die in yankee and jand!! it is not ur potion joh.
check out the ones in the automarts. they are plain beautiful. i am saving to buy one myself pretty soon.
just budget like 350k for a cool one.

my friend, it must mean dat u checked the price of a bag of rice like say 3yrs ago,
cos the last i checked which is still last year, it was N6500 for regular and N7200 for premium rice.

hey,
There's a guy i know in ikoyi, his name is sunday he works in a garage somewhere off keffi, dat street by platinum-habib bank, if u know ikoyi well.
he sprayed my car and its guud. tell me if u are interested and i will get his fone number for u.
you will pay btw 18 and 20k.

hey old glory,
wats up, can u please buzz me on yahoo msgr?
i would have buzzed u but cant find ur e-mail addy.
myne is on me profile. lets talk cars.