₦airaland Forum

fuckingAyaya:
Make righteousness chop finish e dey come

😂 , I was expecting the OP to be the righteousness guy before I opened the thread but I was disappointed this time. Him for say na end time sign from river Jordan.

ibrocool:
To be candid, the time frame given is too short for the new currency to be in circulation and the so called politician that Buhari and CBN Governor claimed are targeting are the first set of people to get the new currency. Before most banks starts giving the regular customers the new currency, I've watched video of a high class event where all the money spent were new currency.

Modified.

For all those claiming that the time frame is not short, they should go to villages and see what it is like to get access to banks. Even some places in the city have just a bank in 5km radius.

Exactly, I'm working on a project in a very remote village. In fact when I mistakenly heard ( mistakenly because there's almost no network services there) about that maximum daily withdrawal policy, I was confused as to how I will go about paying my workers since almost all of them have no bank accounts, no ATM cards and there's not a single bank in that locality, only cash transactions are possible there. What I pay daily exceeds the proposed maximum daily withdrawal by far. Now, about the new naira note, I only saw ONE note there before coming for the weekend. As it stands, they have not seen the new notes. People don't know what is happening in villages.

Kingsmeal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4WlJ4F0tZs

Hello INEC Nigeria,

This is your staff at Emene Primary school in Enugu state collecting 1000 from Nigerians before giving them their PVCs.

Is this how you intend to conduct a free and fair election?

We humans are very despicable!!!

Watch video Above

Her name is Mrs Chinwendu Nnamani a serving Counselor representing Mbulujodo-West Ward 20 in Enugu-East Local Government, Enugu State.

When people go about shouting "our leaders, our leaders" it makes me mad. Where do our leaders come from? Mars? Jupiter? or London? We are our leaders, we make our leaders. This woman is "our leaders". I hate that phrase "our leaders". We all need to change!

confirmerg:
When will this people arresting innocent people know that we are no longer in the day of Danazus and jurassic.

Hehehehehehe , bros, wetin be Danazus? I'm sure it's not what I'm thinking? Anyways I get your point.

But wait, Friday was the first part of the movie, Next Friday was the second, then Friday after next was the third. I thought I saw Chris in all three? Anyways that was a long time ago, I probably have forgotten. I read this same news several months ago here on Nairaland and I thought they wanted to make a fourth part, that was when he rejected, but by this news he rejected (Next Friday) looong ago? I don't understand.

Oops, just googled, he wasn't actually in the other two. He made the decision years ago then, we're just getting to know.

nigeriancritic1:
Your mum was right. Depends on the level of prayer and the presence of Holy spirit in the gathering.

We had a powerful vigil around 1996 and my immediate younger brother opened his eyes mid prayer. He got slapped and never knew who did it.

I remember we were warned not to open our eyes that night.

I was present at the vigil and I know how powerful out prophet was. The prophet was later weakened.

We lack holiness these days and we can't get much of that powerful presence.

Right? Really? Angels come to poke opened eyes during prayers? You believe that? Then in your brother's case, what if someone was actually monitoring you kids and caught him opening his eyes then gave a stealth slap? Or still, what if your bro was just telling a childish lie like some kids do? Do you know some children lie unnecessarily..... and a lot too, until they come of age before they desist? Ask yourself questions sometimes bro.

PassingShot:
The southern part of Nigeria keeps fooling and overrating themselves. The North doesn't talk too much while achieving developmental strides.

Name it, they're ahead in almost everything except western education. They have better infrastructures and neater streets.

Remove Lagos and maybe one or two other states from the South, the rest na rubbish, especially the SE.

" The North doesn't talk too much". Exactly bro, exactly. It's what some of us have observed a long time ago.

melonsgroup:
My Glass-Top Stove Suddenly Shatters When Not In Use, Shards Fly 5 Metres Into the corridor..
I was in the room when I heard a loud crack from the kitchen due to the tempered glass spontaneously shattering, which sent shards flying five metres away into the corridor.

The glass continued cracking for about 30 minutes until it was fully shattered. I have not used this stove for about a month plus. so the surface was not hot..
Please what could be the cause of this.

It happened to me once, at this same harmattan period. It should have something to do with change in temperature..... That expansion and contraction thing.

BigDolph:
You will live and will never die. Amen

Add 'now' or ' young' at the end of your statement bro. EVERYBODY's gonna die someday.

Afodot0022:
I appreciate you input. You see some things are easier said than done, maybe if you are married you will understand better. A marriage of 6 years and with kids, you cant just take any drastic decision or actions hense you will regret it, better if there is no kids involved, but u see when kids are involved, it will be difficult to navigate. DIVORCE is not that easy as people claim and if you think i am a simp, you are mistaken cos before i got married i know how i dont take bullshit but you see martiage it have a way of humbling you expecially ehen you start having kids snd having their interest at heart. Anyway still thanks for you feedback

Don't mind these 'tough' internet guys. They think marriage is boyfriend - girlfriend relationship.

Karen2024:
Two days before Christmas I called my bf and demanded he give me money to make hair for Christmas, he sent me 20k.

On new year's eve I called him and after exchange of pleasantries I asked what he's preparing for me as I would be coming over on the 1st, he angrily responded that he's preparing shits for me and he went further to call me a 'gold digger.'

Since then he has not been picking my calls neither did he reply my text messages. Should I keep trying or I should move on?

I'm always tempted to ask if you girls are serious at all whenever I read such st*pidity coming from you but I'm always reminded that I once dated one of your kind for many years during my single days. You're not well.

priceactionx:
Na Buhari get integrity also?
No Nigerian politicians will make heaven. Non, I repeat, non has any iota of integrity among them. We just have lesser thieves by default.

Bro, If you check am well, none, I repeat non of our politician drop from Mars or Jupiter. We are "our politicians". And if you're true to yourself, if you check down to your neighborhood, the corruption there no de hide. So in essence, we all, I repeat, we all no go make heaven until we decide to change.

opalu:
Ortom is not serious oo. Instead of fielding someone that can win the Revd Father. Now APC will win at Governorship while Peter Obi will clear the Presidency in Benue state. Dont take my word for it. Chat or call anyone in Benue state to ask

We don't care about party in Benue state, besides Ortom went from PDP to APC to PDP again. Where did it take us to? We see candidates and wish other states follow suit. Fr. ALIA is the preferred candidate, forget about his party, we won't let the devish failure of a man called Ortom impose his obviously sick candidate on us. Never!

MsJackson:
Good morning house. I need your opinion on this issue.

Around May last year, my husband and I went with my 4 year old daughter to visit my sister in-law (hubby's elder sister). They insisted they wanted her to stay some days with them, that I should return for her in two or three days time.

After much persuasion from my oga, I left her. But my heart wasn't settled because I've never stayed away from her for that long.
I just noticed that when we called her on video call the very next morning, she looked and sounded depressed, telling us to come take her home. I just thought she was missing me.

I returned the next three days to pick her up. It was even the oldest cousin, a 15 year old girl, who was actually very fond of my daughter that helped me carry her on her back and saw us off to the bustop.

Two or 3 months later, at the end of a Bible study I had with her, my baby said she wanted to tell me something. Hubby was lying on the couch. My baby said the period I took her to that house, the 15 year old girl was always sucking her vagina. My brain shut down immediately. Her dad jumped from the couch and told her to repeat what she just said. She did. She also said that the girl usually holds her mouth close during the act, and that she beats the girl on the head to stop what she was doing, but the girl refused and beat my daughter back.

I broke down. Hubby had never become so mad at his family to the extent of turning his back on them, to the extent of shutting his dad up, but he did all these because his only child was involved.

The family, they all said my daughter was lying. My question is: can a four year old lie about such? The nature of this supposed lie. I don't think so. But all the family members said my daughter lied. And even the girl denied it.
They are totally refusing to address this. They even after some weeks have codedly believe such happened and have called my husband to beg, hubby said so, I don't know if it's true or not. But me the wife, NOBODY, I REPEAT, NOBODY CALLED ME. Like I am nothing in their eyes. Not even the evil mother that insisted my daughter spent some days with them. It's not like if they called me to apologize it would change the past, no, but I might have some tiny relief.

My daughter talks about that experience till date. Even up till yesterday. I am beyond heartbroken. I can't forgive.

The family all turned their face away. Nobody cared to address it, even his parents. I'm thinking of going to their church to expose her because I hear the 15 year old girl is getting baptized next week. Hubby told me to forget about it, his brother told me not to try it. But anytime my daughter remembers this incident and brings it up, I become very disturbed. I don't know what to do.

Please advise me.

"Not even the evil mother". You see that line you wrote up there? It was unnecessary given your story. MOST girls are naturally wired to say that about their husbands' mother, and for that singular reason, I've chosen not to comment on the topic. Sorry.

Jennyclay:
You're indeed a stingy man... so you don't want a girlfriend because you don't want to spend on her .


Incase you don't know, no lady would want to stay with a stingy man.... so if you are avoiding ladies because of common billing, you will still spend when you eventually want a girlfriend. You can't escape it. Keep running!

Biko, this is a new year, you men should learn to spend on your girlfriend/wife. Don't tight your hands.

Akagum!

I once had a girlfrie...., I once had (sic) a mistake before I met my wife . Her tiny entitled brain was just like yours.

Ortom is the worst and Ortom is the worst. I don't know about the best.

ArcFresky:
Who get the house?
If it's your father's, better go and paint Not for sale in front

Except this nice advice, but if you're old enough to leave, let your mom live her life. She's human, just like we men are too.

I don't like the smell of weed, I'm allergic to it, makes me want to puke. I drink though, I don't smoke, never have. During my dating days, the best girl I ever had drinks anything, even gin. I was a social drinker then so she drank way more than me. She was the best. Sometimes like poles attract, especially in relationships. There ain't no rules.

Naturally, I do not like owing at all, so I once patronized one of these loan apps, I got a phone from them in which I was made to pay in instalments. I cleared the said amount about two months before my due final payment. After then, they kept calling & texting, praising me that I was such a loyal costumer. They kept luring me to go for a financial loan from them, gave me juicy offers but I kept turning them down. I hardly borrow. However, things got really tight for me at a point this year, I had tried many options but there seemed no way, then I remembered my darling loan app. I went through their offers, as a good old customer, they were willing to give me 88k even as a first timer (for the cash loan) based on my "excellent" past record. While going through the app, I wanted to check the low interest rate they were always promising me, I wasn't at the last stage of application, suddenly I got an alert of 88k. These people like me o, I thought to myself until I checked again to see the interest. I insulted their ancestors in my mind from my heart. Fast forward, my dear loan people sent one very terrible sample of WhatsApp message they had prepared to send to my contacts if I defaulted. This was like two days to the d-day. Omoh, that night, I look for money settle them jejely. From then on, I paid twice in a month sometimes. I will never try any of those loans again, no matter the hailings and enticement. If you owe, please pay, but don't go borrowing from these guys if you're one who doesn't pay back loans, simple.

Braveboi1:
The drunk and crazy driver who was driving rough, why did he escaped death?

similar happened to us
one day i was coming from yaba to bariga when the bus broke down on the road, small time one broda standing near the road said driver see fire under your moto, no be fire be dis, see running i was at the back i forgot my fone and slippers when jumping seat, LIFE IS PRECIOUS

Abeg, who gave you that information that the driver was drunk and driving recklessly? Una no de tire to play the blame game about EVERYTHING for this Naija. Accidents happen everywhere.

DevilSignature:

Why have she not rescue yet, because she is an easterner? The perpetrators have been arrested, what stop them from rescuing the young girl before something more harmful happen to her.
They deliberately delay cos of her name and origin

Common reading you no sabi, you're just blinded by dirty sentiments. Go up and read again.

obedience4:
Thank God, me I no even no? Na ask I be they ask you self.. Were you get the info?

No be me you ask o. I just see as you de ask person. Na the happiness make me reply you then, I check punch, blueprint etc then, them been confirm the release but wetin I de see at the moment from channels and the rest be say she's not yet been rescued. Which kind thing be this?

obedience4:
I thought she was rescued??

Yes! I just checked it out. I'm so relieved!

Zikojukwu:
Ok . This oyigboupdate second fake news account. Tinubu is working.

Get out! Something is right before your eyes and you're talking dirty politics. I pray one day you fall into their hands. Of our staff they captured sometime last year, the only guy that was killed( beheaded) was Igbo. Again, I pray they find you!

flexyrule:
My dear Igbos,

Between 2010 to 2011, I was in Mubi, Adamawa state when the boko haram Insurgency started making headlines.

"The locals" then hailed the actions of Mamman Yusuf and his boys, claiming that, it was the Islamic way of sanitizing the corrupt Nigerian system.

Fast forward to 2013, two years after I left the region, Mubi and the neighbouring towns became strongholds for the boko haram insurgents.

This Unknown gunmen, IPOB and ESN you guys are playing with, it is gradually metamorphosing into a regional civil war.
Just like the boko haram Insurgency, it is a war of Igbos against Igbos.

Today, the east that used to be the destination of every Igbo man during the Christmas period is gradually being deserted. Igbos outside the region cannot return home to celebrate Christmas, those at home cannot move around and sleep with their eyes closed again. Someone having the best of life overseas is inciting you people to kill yourselves.

Do not be fooled, the crises going on is a war of Igbos against Igbos, and it doesn't affect the government in anyway. You cannot cut your nose, to spite your face!

Your population is growing smaller, and the region is gradually slipping back into civil war... Just that this time around, it would be a war of Igbos against Igbos.

Thank God you guys know that in this country, we already have more than enough problems, and nobody gives a sh*t about anybody.

The government would just fold their arms and watch you guys kill yourselves...

Thank you bro. All of these, some of us know, not even today. I just wonder why people have stopped thinking well and don't see these things which are plainly open to every normal eye.

Zeal0000007:
For a serious relationship leading to marriage , do you encourage going through your partner's phone for trust to be built ?.

I discovered my partner has been flirting with other guys online, thanks to the fact that I always go through her phone when she's asleep. I have done alot for this gal, just disappointed while gals wouldn't be faithful in their relationships.

This is someone I wanted to wife next year, and I love her so much despite her flaws .

I swallow alot of her flaws, like whenever we have issues she will abuse me from head to toe, on occasions like that I will ask her out of my life and my house but she'll be so bent in staying that nothing can separate us after how many years according to her "over her dead body" she wants to eat her cake and have it back.

I'm really stalk, after abusing me up and down at night I find it very difficult resist her body, I will still try to have sex with her especially when I see her nudes, I be flesh and blood.

I can't continue like this 2023, Guys please don't cohabit with a gal you haven't married.
Now I have issues of driving her way or I relocate to somewhere far just to have peace of mind. I can't continue like this next year, God forbid.

If she was coming and going ending this toxic relationship would have been effective. This is someone I have paid two sessions school fees for, care for her like she was my wife in my own little way, as we speak I have written her final year project for her chapter one to five, its just left for her to type it and present it.

I don tire for this relationship I really need a way out, I want to leave her cos its no longer healthy for me, though I really love her. She lacks respect for me , she still flirts online, she's very abusive . I have told her if you feel you have seen someone better than me, kindly move on or you feel we have stayed long enough and you can't wait anymore kindly move on, I won't hold anything against u. But you can't be staying in my house and be seeing someone else, frustrating me all round.

Sometimes when we want to have sex , neighbours must hear us because of fight over sex, but she has her good side, she wasn't like this when we started. I'm really tire, God help me next year, cos I can't continue like this.

I understand this feeling, I was once in that kind of situation, though not really exactly so I won't insult you like most "red pillers" do here. She's only controlling you. She's still searching for a perfect (richer) guy. If you aren't ready to get married to her, she'll dump your a*SS without looking back. I know for now you can't think rationally, but ask yourself, can you settle with such as a wife after all the s*hits she's been putting you through?

KingAzubuike:
Una just dey shout greatest of all time. Pele era where defense be like water.. era wey you go play one slow ball to post keeper go stretch him life yet him hand no go reach. Check most of his goals.. cheap goals he wouldn't even score from the 90s till date. Pele was good but if he had played in this era, it wouldn't have been easy for him and he would have just being an ordinary player.

Don't get me wrong, Pele is great. If you say he's the greatest of all time, I won't argue because it's your opinion. Even someone like delima Ronaldo or Adriano Leite Ribeiro would have done wonders in that era.

So in other words you de say all icons in every other fields in history were not truly icons? Again you mean say your wonderful icons of this current age na useless beings because in the future, people will be better than them? Make una de calm down sometimes.

You sef see your f*k up you decide edit your comment. Nice one.

jimter44:
If they are killing people that they commit sins, they would have killed you too. I know you commit sins everyday. Repent of the your wicked ways.

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ghostcenturion:
Am I the only person that's amazed by what I just read.

I was even thinking this person is joking but no, na Im full chest e use deh talk am.

Who gave you the right to determine who is a witch.

You should be burnt too if someone should accuse you of being a witch,

Shiooo

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dettolgel:
You are a hopeless case.

Yahweh is all powerful if Yahweh wants her dead Yahweh will do it without the "help" of pyscho like you.

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psalmson001:
So what do you have to say about the same Bible in Exodus 20:13 & Deuteronomy 5:17 that says "THOU SHALL NOT KILL"

Also, Ezekiel 33:11 says "As surely as I live, declares the Sovereign LORD, I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn from their ways and live"

So where do you stand?

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acorntree:
You're wicked o. Supporting evil. Can it be scientifical verified that the woman caused the death of those acclaimed people. Those guys there are purely terrorists!!

Evan65:
you be the main witch

Longvoyage:
Religion has eating up your brain. I dislike overly religious people with passion. The same God asked you to pray for your enemies.

You're a walking zombie

Una no understand sarcasm. That guy is a known Atheist here. Sometimes I like the way him de use una catch cruise .

rhames:
Where did your ignoramus self get the idea that only Muslims live up North.

Such persons never travel. They're many here on Nairaland. The only place they've traveled to is.... the internet. Very ignorant children.

blaquebelle:
I don't understand some of you talking about dressing. This is her blood father for crying out loud. Why should you ever be attracted to your blood? Are you an animal? Reading comments from some of you it seems you can even rape your old mother if her wrapper mistakenly falls Perverted demons in human flesh!

I don't have a daughter yet but I remember years back I read one of my mom's book on psychology. It's stated there that there's a tendency for SOME men to get moved sexually even by their daughters. While some are able to conceal the urge, others aren't able. That's why we hear stories now and then about fathers molesting their daughters. It's a psychological thing. As for me, I don't get any form of sexual attractions from even very distant relatives, let alone my own biological daughter. It's a crazy world.

Richy4:
No be say I wan praise all womenOoo... Honestly some of them dey try...

Imagine returning from a function with the whole family like Church or any outing for that matter, Some of us usually get tired and exhausted...

But Na she go still enter kitchen go fix some thing wey the family go eat... No question asked about it... Where she got those little extra energy to go inside the kitchen and cook since we attended the same function , I can't tell... Some times we men takes some of those little things for granted...

Anyways, I will use this golden opportunity that festive period has offered to salute the women in the house who are doing all things possible to keep their homes... Well-done..

Omoh, I don think that thing many times. I can't do half the things my wife does on a daily. Some women strong in a way pass us walahi.

Any time I leave the internet for long then return, the place seem to appear really strange to me. I will just be seeing different kinds of weird posts.