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Hotwest:
Na acidic sperms from clients launched on your thighs cause am

Some of una no go read first, una go just de rush to comment. It's a a guy who posted this, not a girl na.

Jsucre:
Benue best governor, chai! Who slapped me!

Na me first slap you bros.

Na slay queen like this I been want marry before fa. If I see or think about stuff like this one, I become thankful for the wife I have. Ah ahn.

Righteousness2:
GOD ALMIGHTY allows humanity to see things as these so that those today will learn and know how to act.

I sincerely believe amongst other things, that the major thing that sunk the titanic sink was the bragging of the builder or the owner.

It was reported that After building the mighty and famous Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the ship would be. in reply to the question, Thomas said, ”Even GOD himself couldn’t sink the ship”.
The rest we know is History.

Reminds me of a certain Brazilian big politician, Tancredo Neves.
He bragged During his Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency.
Indeed He got the votes but he fell sick a day before was made the president and died.

We must Fear, reverence and Honor GOD.
When you begin to see yourself as God or that you have it all. You make yourself a tool for God to deal with. And when God decides to deal with you, you are gone.

The ALMIGHTY is a Jealous GOD and does not share HIS glory with anybody.

Eheen, I was expecting someone to come up with that line "God himself couldn't sink the ship" as the cause of the wreck. I thought you've fled Nairaland but as usual, you don't disappoint. Now, so God chose to KILL THAT LARGE NUMBER on the ship because of a careless statement made by JUST ONE PERSON?? What about stories of vehicles conveying people going for crusades or some other church functions all getting killed by accidents? Who caused that one? I really do not understand the kind of god you people preach about. He must be extremely wicked, unlike the God we're told is full of love and compassion.

Hahahahahahahah, I should feel sorry for her but it's really funny.

Chochovini:
. Just some trashy needless and meaningless noise as usual. Nothing special.
Otherwise, whats the meaning of wowowowowowowowowo then lololololololololololo.....
You will find that line of lyrics in the much talked-about Calm down.
Nigerians can really promote rubbish and mediocrity.
No wander some disgrunted elements are pushing for and defending tilumbum‘s presidential candidacy even when they know that, he is a disaster waiting o happen.

I'm telling you bro, I'm wondering if there are other good songs I'm yet to listen to. I know the wowowowowo and other similar ones. I've not listened to ANY of his songs that's worth the hype.

drizslim:
Nigerians go extreme to make money without checking the end time results..

Truly no be bad government alone we need fight. We need fight our own vile vices that weigh us down

Honestly, sometimes I de hate to hear that "our leaders" talk. Where do our leaders emerge from? Mars? Mercury? or the sun? How can the leaders be good if we the people (who eventually become the leaders) are bad?

Omoh, I don't know if it's just me, maybe this Rema guy has some very big hits that I've never listened to, maybe, just maybe. But if na the ones wey I know... I no know, but wetin dey so special about him songs? I heard he has an album but I de fear to download am. Maybe there's something I'm missing.

Kenneth4u205:
Gbenga, popularly known as Pablo(means drug lord) allegedly died of suspected drug poisoning on Saturday, May 6, 2023.

TINUBU is really wicked. Destroying youths with drug addiction.

Pablo means little or humble. Someone died and just because you aren't related to him you drag in your dirty politics and ignorance into the thread. Most, not all but most "Nigerian youths" of today are toxic, insensitive and far gone, just because they have access to the internet.

4tomandchi:
Awon cultist!!!

What shall it profit a man to lose his life and lose it again?

Only real men will understand the above!!!

To comment just de scratch some of una here. You definitely didn't read the post before dropping this comment which is in no way related to this news here.

davillian:
Dog eat grass for medical purpose
But regurgitate it after a while.....
I guess the lion would do the same

Exactly my point.

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Proudly Brought To You By[/quote]I have a lot of cats.... and even dogs eat grass from time to time too. I hear it helps when they have stomach upsets. Lions belong to the cat (or dog??) family too I guess? I don forget, I dey high now so. E suppose be normal thing but with this internet thing, we Naija na to catch cruise we sabi do about everything.

efembaba:
For me, currently it's "Please" by Chike.

I have not really heard it played anywhere or anybody talk about it, yet my head dey always swell any time I hear it.

It's a prayer like song with great melodies and vocals.

You should listen to it

What's yours, let's discover

WOW! That's the song playing in my head for some minutes before I came online. It was the song I was listening to before up NEPA struck. Before now it was 'Enough' but now, that song has become my favorite on the album.

tonididdy:
You are both saying thesame thing.

You think so? From his next comment, he claimed he had died those three times, on the other hand, I've never been dead before.... just simple sleep paralysis.

Westerhoffe:

See how that little girl's head was emptied!
Why are some people this heartless and wicked?

All the killed would struggle to wake up, struggle to open their eyes, the intense desperation to move any part of their body!
The intense feeling of wishing someone would shake them rigorously so that they can wake up!
That extreme feeling of fear of, "What's happening? Why can't I move my body?
Why can't I wake up?

I know these feelings… because I've experienced it thrice!

Just stop killing people because you don't know what you're putting them through!!!

This appears pretty much like Sleep paralysis to me cos I've been there countless times. No?

Tntsi:
Senators know that OBIDATTI tinubu is not a constitutional president.
They know OBIDATTI has a water tight case.
They know a presidency that has no constitutional backing is an illegal one.

They know OBIDATTI is coming..

Bros, who be 'OBIDATTI tinubu' again na?

Tntsi:
Senators know that OBIDATTI tinubu is not a constitutional president.
They know OBIDATTI has a water tight case.
They know a presidency that has no constitutional backing is an illegal one.

They know OBIDATTI is coming..

Bros, who be 'OBIDATTI tinubu' again na?

ExAngel007:
How many of these fruits have you eaten?

You haven't eaten all.

I dare you!😀

So that fruit wey we de call 'fruit' get name? Tropical almond... interesting.

logicalhumour:
If all soldiers were like this, we would have liked them

In camp, at first they make you fear and respect them, then later they become as friendly as you would never expect. It's like they're instructed to act that way. At the end, you'll even start missing them.

englishmart:
You don't have to be raped to get pregnant. The only way out is to avoid premarital sex.

The guy said IF SHE WAS NOT RAPED. you just repeated his point using different words.

Righteousness2:
We are living in Perilous times.
The Biblical birth pangs are not normal at all at all.

Lawlessness and wanton killings have taken another dimension,
Wars and rumours of wars are hitting the roof.
Pestilences, famines and Earthquakes shaking Diverse places ,
Signs in the sun, moon and sky,

The dismantling of the current financial system is underway inorder for the new CBDC tracking and monitoring system to be rolled out!

Israel and environs is a boiling pot.

Look up my dear brothers and sisters in Christ! I believe that we will be going home anyday now!
Make your ways right with JESUS CHRIST Now. The next moment is not guaranteed

I've noticed a long time that it's only when this guy posts or reads bad news from foreign lands that he remembers there's end time. Why not take this your obsession abroad so your world could end there with you sharp sharp?

Nazgul:
Has anyone noticed that northern musicians are not as popular as their southern counterparts. We've seen southern musicians pair up with other African and foreign musicians.

But I don't think I know any popular northern musician apart from Zachy Azzy (hope I spelt it correctly) the man that sang withTorchlights those days.

Do northerners hate secular music? 🤔

Just for the records, Zaaky Azzay is Tiv by tribe FROM BENUE, not a 'northern Hausa' as most people who don't travel assume about people from Benue.

As if girlfriends do it. It's even more difficult to see a girlfriend posting her boyfriend's picture than the other way round. MOST girls only become faithful AFTER marriage. On the other hand, MOST faithful boyfriends become cheats AFTER marriage. I've come to learn this natural trend. Note, I mean MOST, not ALL.

nymphomaniac:
What a thread...



Walks out

What a f*ck...


What's your name again??
Walk the hell back in.

I was there that evening, we have a project going on there. I heard the first three gun shots, that's when I took off, then came another, then multiple gunshots for about 30minutes straight. Here's the outcome. Somehow, luckily a lot of the people had fled weeks before this attack because we all knew it was gonna come, but didn't know when. I'm home safely in Makurdi now.

brain54:
I am thinking maybe marriage, family and child bearing got the best of Lauren…


As for wyclef I don’t think he under achieved.

Music and entertainment generally is about time.

If you say wyclef under achieved then you have to say the same for the timberlands, the missy elliots, the jarules, even at the local scene where is 2 baba etc. where are all of these people today.

I think in entertainment no one stays at the top forever. Young blood springing up every single day to challenge your spot.

Only a few sustain the momentum at the top for more than 4 or 5 years.

The thing is they did shine and performed when It was their time in the spotlight. The audience have a very short attention span also.

In my opinion wyclef is a bigger star than Ed Sheran though too!

You've said it all, you just explained the thoughts that flashed through my mind immediately I read that line he wrote about Wyclef being an under achiever. One shouldn't even say that about Lauren.

Yemike:
Nokia X2 can run both PES & Real Football multiplayer Multiplayer was a big deal back then and its the reason I contributed my pocket money and other errand funds for like a month to buy London used Sony Ericsson K700 for #2500

At the end of the day Sony Ericsson was the brand I chose to settle for. Their camera was mad, plus the audio, the ear piece sound ... It was mad!

tomi4life:
I am 35 and my wife is 29, we have been married for 6 years now, we have 2 children a boy and a girl. We didnt court much during our courtship because of long distance.

I really have a problem with my wife and not sure what can be done to address, now I must be very honest am not sure there is anything I can do I just want to use the platform to vent my frustration.

My marriage has not been very good, lately myself and my wife leave like room mates and not lovers, despite the age difference between me and my wife she doesnt really respect me. For the 6 years we have been in marriage 3 things have caused all our fights: cooking, Sex and finance

My wife rarely cooks in the house, things around welfare are not taken seriously, actually in a week, my wife can cook for me just 1 time. She cooks for the children and baths for them daily, we also have a help who does alot of cooking. She rarely askes me what I will eat, honestly I always have to go to the kitchen to sort myself, sometimes I buy food outside from eateries and bucker. Sometimes when she cooks it usually very late 10pm. I have complained severally and what happen is she tries to change, after a week, we are back to the same state. My wife can do without cooking for me for weeks. It really really pains me cos am a foody and I knw hw my mum treats matters of food. she is this person that forms busy, either she is busy with work or some church activities, she always has an excuse. She goes to work only ones a weeks the remaining 4days are remote. To address this issue I now order soups from major restaurant outlets, An example is today easter sunday, I had to tell our maid to prepare rice for myself and the kids, cos my wife was in church, we all went to church but she decided to stay back, knowing fully well no food was prepared.

Sex: [/b]our sex life is very boring, when we got married we always fight about sex, cos anytime I ask for it she always complain she is tired, so what I now do is ask for it only sat morning, brethen this is only day I get sex. If I miss that day, it is still next week. We sleep in different rooms, she sleeps with the children in the master bedroom while I sleep alone in another room. I can tell most time she doesnt enjoy it and never ever askes for it, I always ask and initiate it. She just lays like a log, even kisses is a no no, except she is really on, which rarely happens.
[b]
Finance: I have always earned more than my wife, when we got married, I was earning 3 times what she was earning, but she changed jobs and got promoted severally and we were earning the same amount. she also does alot of side runs where she gets 200-300k monthly as side hustle, there was even a time she was earning more than I did. I dint let it bother me I continue to foot the entire house bills. 95% of the enitre house of comes from me, she only pays the maid , buys cooking gas and my sons diaper. Every other thing in the house is covered by me, house rent, school fees, project, all the bills. I give her 75k as food money monthly. I have continue to question her why I should give her food moeny if I still have to end up going out to eat. I think the only reason she sometime listens to me is cause i still provide the finances for the house. The time she was earning more I could see how she belittle some of my decisions. I just prayed to God, cos I noticed the respect was gone, when I talk to her about her role as a mum and mother to the home, she says she is working, she is busy, I mentioned to her that the money she works is for her, she doesnt share with the house, I have never asked her for it and am not against her working, she however should not neglect her responsibility as a mum. That my role as a father, God helping me is to provide, and this is why I work. I also noticed when I got a new job and my salary increased she kinda off felt jealous she didnt tell me but i noticed it, she began to aggressively look for jobs.


I really dont think we have that initmacy, we are just there, my wife cant come to tell me anything bothering her, she keeps to herself. Funny part is she is a very religious person, my wife will sleep with bible on her hand, wake up with bible pray and serve in various church unit, I however dont think she really understands what she reads. She also has a very bad temper sometimes when I raise certian issues, the ways she talks sometimes I have to hold back a response if not the whole thing will escalate. There are days I will raise certain issue up, the next things she mentions is " let just dissolve this marriage as it is not working" sometimes , I just refer her to her bible cos the utterances that come out of her mouth makes me doubt her understanding of Christianity.


I have never assaulted her, we have nt had any physically fight, what happens is most times when we have issues, I dont speak to her for days, then she come back apologizing. Sometimes when am wrong I also apologies.

Am not saying am perfect, I know there are areas I can do better, like in the buying off gift, I rarely buy her gift, not cause I cant but Cos she earns well and I believe she should buy whatever she needs with her money my wife earns approximately 800k monthy.


I expect my wife will support me but it like she is stressing me. when we go see my parent or our parent, it is all smiles, they dont knw hw stressful their daughter is, she even forms trying to serve me food and all.

Dont get me wrong she has some good side, but this thing is really getting into me. I dont drink, smoke or womanise, divorce is also not on the table for me.

Before I finish reading that line you wrote that she doesn't respect you even considering your AGE DIFFERENCE, guy girls 10 years older than us are our elders. I'm surprised you don't know this fact. What a girl of twelve has known and done, her male 'mate' of 21 never even think am. Ehen, let me go back to reading your story.

Ceenachi:
Shey my eye Dey pain me
Where is the look alike

Omoh guy, you sure say your eye no de pain you? Bros, the resemblance clear wella na.

Okunga:
Hmm ok… What’s the % of this alcohol again? … ok on a serious note Nairaland is a very toxic platform when it comes to the comments. You are all gross with hate from the Tinubu supporters to the Obidient supporters. I can’t even read past the first comment on most post because of insults from both party.


On a sincere note you are all bunch of losers making stupid common sense out nonsense.

Comment section used to be the reason the few of us enjoy Nairaland and all thanks to you educated nonentities it’s ruined.

Once again y’all can kindly phuck off!

I'm telling you bro. I was exited when I first discovered Nairaland after ditching one other site I used to be a fan of until it became toxic. These days whenever the wind blows me to that once very popular site, on almost every topic you either read two, one or no comment at all. I guess everybody got tired, both the sensible and toxic ones. Unfortunately, Nairaland too is towing the same path.

apache4:
Over my dead body will Tinubu become my President

Let god take my life on the day of his shameless inauguration

See how some people trust politicians to the point of sacrificing their lives for them. How sure are you that if your preferred candidate had won you would be guaranteed a better life? I have never wished anybody dead in my life... Wait, I'm not the one wishing here. May you die by suicide tonight. Idiosomething.

NobleSeed:
you dey smoke Igbo!!!
You won band okada? So you will now Left the people who are affected with nothing?
Creating problems instead of providing solutions to problem...

Ah ahn, bros, you read the post at all?