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Righteousness2:
Death toll is now 120.

Pure deliberate satanic Sacrifice!
Halloween 'Opens Demonic Doors'

By instinct, I know the type of news you like to publish here even before I open.... and you never dissapoint. We've had cases of stampede at 'crusade grounds'. What do you say about those ones? Was your devil asleep in those cases? Why are so many people here so gullible?

Congratulations! They should try me, they should.

dinkyicon:
its very simple...prophecies can be changed by our action

New line of escape if the 'prophecy' fails? Simple indeed. Anyone can be a 'prophet' then, no?

Ramon92:
My experience was something similar, mind you I never used to believe these stuffs..

I lost my uncle and the night he died, I had a dream where I saw him helpless on a bed, the one in my grandma's room cos she had two. He was beckoning to me to like help him off his current state... Mind you, I was in school and didn't even know he was sick till I heard the news from my dad first thing that morning that he died that same night.

Forward a few months, I'll hear reports of the tenants seeing this my uncle walking around the house at midnight, as in physical seeing sometimes with footsteps. I wasn't scared initially cos, well he's dead.

Now this Christmas we went to our home town and I usually sleep on the second bed in my grandma's room. My gma was on the other bed.
I woke up around 2 am and couldn't sleep, so I was surfing the net and was on nairaland and stuffs.
Not up to a min I dropped my phone, I felt someone physically walk into the room, as in I could see a figure live but couldn't move my body. I was dead cold. I could feel him sit on the bed, you know that feel when someone sits on the bed you on. I saw him physically and I could recognise him..

I was like that for some minutes till he stood up and left the room. I heard footsteps but not the door opening or closing. That was one of the scariest moments I've experienced.

Told my dad a few days after and was made to understand some things about life..

All these people forming woke these things ain't real are just ignorant..

Yours sounds like sleep paralysis - maybe?. I guess you were feeling sleepy at the point you dropped your phone? It used to happen to me a lot to the point I stopped being scared of it after I understood what it was. There are however other phenomenons I'm yet to understand but are playing hard tricks on my mind, like astral projection, synchronicities and twin flame. There are just a lot of things going on that we do not know about.

Creamypie:
I was born two weeks b4 1984. I was 13 I/2 when abacha died. I became 14 in December 1998 .I took common entrance from primary 5. I was writing WAEC same time they were observing democracy day in year 2000(may 29th)

Alright bro.

Creamypie:
this boy. Don't quote me again. Abacha died in June 1998. At 13 1 was in ss1

It's not about this topic or the guy who quoted you, I wanted to ask same question too cos I'm your age mate and in 1998 I was in JSS 2, meaning you were two years ahead of me. Wow, you must be among the last borns in your class then cos in our days we don't start school as early as they do these days. I was not among the 'elders' in class either, not even close, so I'm just sincerely curious, are you sure you were in SS1 or you've forgotten? No hard feelings.

The intelligent report was written by a not so intelligent person. When I read "which might subsequently submerged" and "staff's are advised to", I knew it was bull shyte written just to cause panic.

DryMouth:
Cobra can't grow to this size. Cobras can be very lengthy but not to this size.

Exactly, I just didn't want to call the guy a lair so he wouldn't feel I'm cursing.

God1000:
Wow, this is hair raising.

Such horrific death.

I hate snakes, those creepy creatures are dangerous.

That python was really hungry oo.


I almost fainted about four years ago at about 7:30 pm in front of my house during an encounter with a cobra of this size, I sat on a chair and i was pressing my phone not knowing that the monster was just about 2-3 meters away from where I sat down gazing at me from inside the flowers.

The moment I stood up, it came out, I tried to kill it but the fear didn't let me get close enough, the snake escaped.

I didn't get myself throughout that period.

Cobra of this size? Cobra? Haba bros, you tried to kill it and you're still alive? Bro, you said Cobra o, and of this size o. Kai, cobra! Cobra!! Cobra o!!!

pol23:
When I first saw the video of the snake swimming in the river I told my wife that this snake can swallow Human, I then read the caption and I can see the snake has been accused of swallowing a grandma….
My wife believe I read the caption before showing her though….
Before now there hasn’t been a verified evidence that snake can swallow a whole Human… some people believe that our collar bone will make it impossible for snake to swallow human…..
Well, This Anaconda don clear our doubt.

Before now? I doubt. I've read cases with picture evidences before. It's even stated here that there have been human casualties before.

TastyFriedPussy:
in asake voice

Padi mi hussel lorr, to dingba tin ba ni ko bubble lorr, alaye mi sare te button lorr, gbo gbo nkan kor Loma fim jorgo jor jor


Omo you see this life, try make plenty money. Even if e mean sey make you do ritual or kill pesin to make the money, kill am guy. This life Na animal kingdom. sometimes, some people gats die for others to survive. This Yahoo guy now done enter am now and him gats face the consequences, Na so the game be.

In all thy doing, don't get caught

Somebody typed this and somebody.....wait, not just one person liked it. Na these kind murderers sabi blame 'our leaders' pass.

Announced3:
I'm a serving Corp member.. still single but I spent #2,200 per week in Benue

Thank you! I don't know if there are so many liars here or it's because I'm in Benue. I'm married with a son and a car and I don't spend close to the amount these guys are stating here. Is it that they buy shoes and clothes every week? They don't have basic food stuff at home and eat out at expensive restaurants every week? Go to hospital every week etc, or how? Yes, there are times you spend even more than these amounts in just a single day, but saying you spend 30k EVERY WEEK, haba. I could understand if they include transport if they're staying in cities like Lagos, Abuja, etc but I once lived and worked in Abuja too when I was single and I didn't spend that much..... and I de drink sef. People are this rich yet cry everyday that there's hunger? It's either they don't know how to manage or they're just telling plain internet lies.

revaultng:
I’ve replied you

If those guys sending you emails are encouraging you to buy their drugs, please don't patronize. They're just trying to exploit you. Your problem is psychological, you're afraid of failing after you failed the first time. It happens to a lot of guys, they're just too shy to say it. Many have stated the problem here... it's performance anxiety. Stop thinking about your pen*s.

LogicBomb8:
The italian (nigerian) man who went to malta comes to mind

lol, memories. Stuff was so funny.

akinbodma:
Heeeeey, you people are posting skits but you forget to talk about flood that is taking over every where in the world

Some people sef. So because of flood, nobody should talk about anything again? Scroll through the list of topics on Nairaland, you must surely see topics about flood. Now, imagine you come here and see topics here A-Z all about flood, tell me you won't complain.

Revolution2022:
Lie Mohammed

The fact it hasn't happened to you doesn't mean it's a lie. Growing up, I was a 'very good boy' with too much conscience. The first girlfriend I had, I loved to pieces but couldn't get my thing up no matter what 'cos I was afraid I was about doing the wrong thing. To make matters worse, she was my friend's sister, she actually did the 'toasting' and asked that I promise never to tell her brother. So you see, my conscience was stopping me from doing the do no matter how hard we tried, once she even cried about it. After she broke up with me, I became a beast, hit the next girl like a po*rnstar. Funny thing is I regained my conscience over time- well, maybe a bit of it and I started having the same issue with some girls... Just two girls actually, but with the other few, I had no problem. Fast forward, I'm married and it has never occured through all the years. So my friend, the Op's story actually happens to some guys.

NwaMamaIwota:
omenka shatap
Stop talking nonsense
God bless Ortomatic Ortom
the best governor in the middle belt

Forget about this topic, if I wish a man with the whole of Ortom's 'good side' on you as your governor, you'll curse me for the rest of your life. The thing is that most of you making such statements never travel out of your states, you just sit back and rely on what you read on the internet.

XerXers:
What Obi is saying is that FG abandoned their responsibility for emergency Management in Benue state to state government and it's draining their resources and that's the reason the government is owing

Kai! If Obi actually said that, don't defend him bro. He is human and that is a terrible thing to say. What? Even the devil can't give excuses for Ortom's failure, knowing Ortom is more cunning and wicked than he is. Ah ahn!

tsdarkside:
go tell that to your scientists aka priests....

mumu....

.... And I always find such topics as this one interesting 'cos I get to explore views of persons with different belief systems. Sadly bro, going through the comments so far, I read some comments that were off point, somehow I observed one partular moniker persistently going off point until I got to the point you quoted my comment. Guess who that moniker was?......




sorry, it was you.

tsdarkside:
go tell that to your scientists aka priests....

mumu....

Just the point I'm trying to make. Am I supposed to be inspired to become part of your religion by this show of arrogance and ignorance? Some day, I pray, some day you'll begin to reason for yourself.

dhardline:
Will I say Nigerian atheist or atheist in general are a funny lot. How do you desire to have a 'decent' atheist as a girl friend?
Like who are you to require a standard for her when nothing rules her?
Or do you not know God gave man commandments on how to live life and be 'decent' and once God is removed man is free to make up his own rules as he lives and nothing becomes out of place for him. So just go ahead a marry any atheist you come across, she can decide to have 10 husband's and it's not out of place, she can decide to sleep with animals and it's still not out of place for her. She is ruled by nothing just as you claim you are too and hence free to do as she wills.

Bro, I believe in a higher power, call Him/It/She 'God' or whatever name. I'm not an atheist, but you see the things you wrote up there? Anybody can indulge in them- religious or not. You can't say all evils on earth are committed by atheists. As a matter of fact, most wrong doers, when caught always attribute their wrong doings to "the work of the devil", a pointer to the fact that they actually believe in a 'god'. There are just two kinds of humans on earth bro - the good and the bad. As a matter of fact, when ever there's a God topic on Nairaland, I find out that most of the arrogant comments I read here ALWAYS come from religious folks, particularly from so called 'Christians'. Most atheists on the other hand are always more logical, tolerable and speak with facts rather than the arrogance you guys constantly display here.

revaultng:
Hello.

I feel I’m impotent and I’m really worried. Extra worried. I’ve never had penetrative sex all my life and I’m 26. Since 2013, I’ve been a chronic masturbator. I felt it was safe since i read online that it had no side effect. So i felt I’m good till i was with my girlfriend. We tried having sex and I couldn’t penetrate her. I wasn’t hard enough. We tried several times again and it was the same thing. She broke up with me. Fast forward to February this year. I was with another babe, we linked up and tried to have sex but still the same thing. I felt I wasn’t attracted to her. Another in June and I wasn’t even erect one bit.

Then i got so worried. Went to the hospital, and the doctor said i was okay medically. Tried herbs and still didn’t feel confident. I read somewhere on nairaland where a guy saiid he used Zinc supplement. I’ve stopped masturbating. And I’ve been using the supplement too. But I’m really not convinced cos I don’t wake up with erections but when I’m awake, i get hard.

Please, I’m dying. I need help ������

YOU'RE NOT IMPOTENT per say, it's your mind that's playing tricks on you. From your first experience with a girl, you failed, so it's that fear of failure that's still lurking in your mind. It might not be masturbation as some are speculating here- in fact I'm sure it's not. It could happen to any 'healthy' guy - yes, it happens, particularly to ones with too much conscience or the religious type. Funny thing is, you may perform even more than some 'experts' here if you meet some other girl, yes you may be wired to fire some girls but the same stick you used will suddenly go numb when you meet others. But las las, it goes away with time, when you're able to control your mind.... Here's one thing you should do- Never ever worry if Jonny will rise or not when next you want to do the do. DON'T THINK ABOUT JONNY, leave Jonny alone, Jonny will work perfectly on it's own. Train your mind that way. That's the final solution, not even any medication.

wasuka14:
My wife Twins sister moved to our apartment of a room and parlour self-contain with her 4 kids after the demise of her husband without notice to me.

Honestly, I really need urgent advise as I can't have access to my apartment or to my wife again. As her twin sister moved in to my small apartment with her 4 kids and loads of clothes and some other luggages. Therefore, no single space left in my parlour to sit or leave again.

I am mentally stress with what am passing through now. For 2 weeks now, I can't sleep in a small house am managing with my wife and our 4 kids too.

The issue at hand is not even about apartment alone but also of feeding.
Now, before now, my wife used to manage 2500 to feed all of us for breakfast alone. But now, she barely manage 6000 every morning.
Thereby, increase daily expenses on food to like 14-16k daily depends on my pocket.
And the funny thing is that, both the sisters are not working so as to at least support with something.

For now, am managing to pass night in my shop, but twice in a day they will send my first child to my shop to fetch money for food. Am really tire. I am just a bloody welder.
I don't know how to take care of these migrants going forward.

My wife can't drive away her twins sister by herself, am also too timid to drive them because of human feeling in me. Pls what do I do. I really need help and serious advise from fellow Nigerian and non- Nigerian.

Even if this story were true, that amount of money you mentioned for just feeding, according to calculations, are utterly lies for a family of your class in this country. Haba.

Samantha123:
Lol.. okay, let me put it this way, there are some wines that have zero alcohol..

Lol. Alright, better.

wirinet:
Drinking of alcohol was never forbidden by Christmas himself. In fact the very first miracle he performed was turning water into wine (although new age born again Christians lie that it was fruit juice and not fermented and distilled fruit juice), forgetting that technology for stoping fermentation of fruit juice is very recent).

In fact Jesus incorporated drinking of wine as a part of Christian communion as recorded in the last supper.
What the Bible preached against was drunkingness.

Exactly, I cringe whenever I hear that talk that the wine mentioned in the Bible was 'non alcoholic wine'. How? When was non alcoholic wine invented? That's one question the fail to ask themselves.

Samantha123:
There are some alcoholic drinks that consist of zero alcohol, especially wines.

Ah ahn, did you read what you typed my sister? Alcoholic drinks with zero alcohol? How na? I'm sure it's the fear of my wonderful alcohol that made you type this.

Redomi:
I cannot argue with you because you don't read bible, even me that doesn't goes to church knows how much Paul Suffer.
He was stones, he was blind for 3 days, he was almost killed when he started his missionary journey, go and read your bible, you'll know how much Paul suffer

And at the end, Paul was beheaded sef.

hisgrace11:
What if suleman had died, can those 7 people handle his church?

Chai! See another one. I give up again.

Dtruthspeaker:
They were evils like you and turn by turn your turn is coming.

What is this See thinking? Jesus! See 'christian' o. I give up.

Maleekdon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtG6LNkxgyg
A Nigerian man who called out an Instagram slay queen for failing to visit him after booking a flight for her has given an update.

He said that he got his lawyer involved and has reported the case to the police for them to handle appropriately.
Recall that he had vowed to get her arrested if she fails to return the transport fare after she redirected the flight and went to see another guy.

In a fresh video posted online, the guy said he does not want any trouble but he is willing to use police to retrieve his money.
According to him, people have been advising that he uses charm, but he is a child of God and wants to resolve the matter through the legal route.
He also vowed to get the money back even if he has to spend N1million on legal services and others.

Lol, the guy say him be child of god... God? . This god people use these days ba. Child of god sent money to daughter of god probably for her to come over so they could sing praises to god together I guess? And he got angry? For why na? Pray alone bro. Lol.

olasaad:
Since it happened in Anambra no one will talk about religion but if this happens in the North, people will start insulting Muslims and Islam.

Exactly, I'm not a Muslim but I often see clearly how hypocritical many so called 'Christians' are on the internet. Same move was made by Shettima in Borno some years back, you needed to see comments na, now see? Pure double standards. What's good for the goose.....

MufasaLion:
That little boy should be in school, not at a useless mortar factory. He's a kid!!!

Depending on the four walls of the classroom ALONE should never be encouraged in any nation that wishes to grow. Besides, the best advice to give to the up and coming generation is to try and learn at least a skill combined with formal education, considering the current harsh realities.