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SportsRe: “You Are Not Nice” – Thierry Henry Banters Legendary French Coach Over Taribo by zedman1(m): 5:44pm On Sep 06, 2022
ThierryJay:
Can you at least focus on the fact that one of Nigeria's footballing icons is getting well deserved recognition from one of the greatest strikers in world football? Something that is really rare these days. The news wasnt about Taribo's political choices.
Thank you my brother. Nairaland was the sweetest Nigerian space I found when I ran away from Naijapals ( sorry Naijapals), but unfortunately people here are threading the same path. Why do some people always link every single topic to their shity politics.
CrimeRe: I Almost Rape My Girlfriend, Now She Thinks She's Not Safe With Me. by zedman1(m): 2:34am On Sep 02, 2022
Onyiiobi7735:
Keep calling her till she answers.If you know her residence,try going there,but of course you should know. Persist in calling her, also send text messages.She will definitely turn around.
The poor girl is terrified, judging from what she told you when you almost raped her.
The bottom line is you should visit her and try to mend things with her.Convince her of your sincere repentance.
..... Keep calling her? This doesn't work 99.9% of the times. If you wrong someone and they ignore your calls, calling repeatedly only makes them ignore you more.... and them ignoring you makes you call the more. It's not specific to this guy's case, it's just like a rule. You may try some few times but never call persistently if you know someone is intentionally ignoring you, never do it.... It might be hard sometimes, but never do it.
RomanceRe: What Will You Do In This Situation - Photo by zedman1(m): 1:54am On Sep 02, 2022
ItIsWellAmen:
Because if low self esteem you could not have a girl easily shouldn't make you hate women.. what a Bleep you wanna help an animal instead of human being.. you most transfer anger over everything that have to do with opposite gender....... If you had an encounter with a female gender doesn't mean you should hate them totally. Make money, build your stand as a man then see women falling in left and right on your matter.....most of these dudes speaking against girls matters know truly they are really ugly folks
Honestly, among all the comments I've read so far, this is by far the most confusing. Bro, I don't even know where you're coming from or headed to.
CrimeRe: Okada Rider, Others Gang-rape Female Passenger In Ogun (photo) by zedman1(m): 1:36am On Sep 01, 2022
Nasri100:
This is how you illiterate Nigerians with no iota of sense and understanding of such sensitive issues go around embarrassing the educated Nigerians on the internet.

The other day a same Nigerian on Twitter posted a photo of Greenwood and asking people to comment if they want him back to the Man United squad. Someone currently facing an alleged rape case.

I don’t blame una sha. What do you know. Nigeria all your life. Internet should have been a medium for you to gain more exposure but nothing Dey the brain.
Honestly, and more surprising is seeing people liking such st*pid comment. The internet has really exposed how st*pid a great number of people are.
CultureRe: World's Loneliest Man Dies After Avoiding Contact From Humans For 30 Years(pix) by zedman1(m): 5:33pm On Aug 30, 2022
Akon sang about you bro. Farewell Mr lonely.
Christianity EtcRe: Female Member Of A White Garment Church Seen Smoking Weed In Edo (Pix, Video) by zedman1(m): 5:29pm On Aug 30, 2022
endsarrrs:
Damnn Niggar

Isoright



Boogyman

WTF MAN!
You combine both Slawomirr (abi how dem de spell am) and boogie man put for head. You sure say your head go correct again?
CrimeRe: 2 Widows Accused Of Being Witches Tortured To Death In Cross River (Graphic Pics by zedman1(m): 11:51am On Aug 30, 2022
Which kind useless humans I de share this country with sef? So many Nigerians are stupid, how do I know? The internet has revealed too much. This kind of thing de weak me.
FoodRe: What Is Your Favourite Part Of The Chicken? (pic) by zedman1(m): 3:04pm On Aug 27, 2022
achimendy:
Is like you like flying.??
mariahAngel:
Chicken butt and neck? I like your honesty. cheesy

Most people either pretend those parts don't exist or pretend to find it strange that there are people who like them.
Especially the head and feet.
Just like the guy you qouted, I don't joke with that butt. There's this soft bone and is it fat or so hidden there. Then, they say the laps aren't tasty but I like that part too.
SportsRe: Inside Creepy Ancient Mayan Sport Where Dead People Were Turned Into Balls (Pix by zedman1(m): 2:08am On Aug 25, 2022
iamyemiakins:
E don tey wey end time practices don dey, e just loud these days grin
E loud because of social media, but people like that 'Righteousness' guy and co think say these things start today. Little knowledge of history, them no get.
CrimeRe: How I Murdered Sheikh Goni Aisami - John Gabriel (Soldier) by zedman1(m): 1:44am On Aug 25, 2022
DispatcherLagos:
grin
Maybe he did that on self defense. All Muslims are terrorists or terrorist's apologists
And people go de like this kind yeye comment and still de blame "our leaders". Any sane individual will not even think about bringing religion into this case, but here you go....... Anyways, Nigerians wey de ma*d plenty.
PoliticsRe: Calling On FG To Respond To Natural Disaster Unlawful - Buhari To Governors by zedman1(m): 6:32pm On Aug 24, 2022
People no de see the dissasters wey dem get as governors, my people just concentrate on the head, because they think the head has always been the major cause of their confusions. I've never blamed the head.... Or maybe I did once ( Oga Jona, I'm sorry, I was naive then). The thing be say, even if God show from above, Nigerians go still mess the country up. I no fit type now, I don high and I don't even know if I'm making any sense. I'll find out tomorrow morning.
Christianity EtcRe: Do You Fake Being A Christian As An Atheist In Nigeria? by zedman1(m): 6:34pm On Aug 16, 2022
Emodeee:
Why not use vagina?cheesy.
grin grin grin, ok bro, religion is like that slit you like most, it's perfectly blah, blah blah.....
Christianity EtcRe: Do You Fake Being A Christian As An Atheist In Nigeria? by zedman1(m): 11:24am On Aug 14, 2022
" Religion is like a pen*is, it's perfectly normal to have one and take pride in it, but when you pull it out and rub it in my face, my dear, we'll have a problem". That's how long I've been seeing religion through many years, but these days I don't even know if I have a pen*s. I just believe there's a higher being ( God, if you may call Him/Her/It that), I don't like pen*ses anymore.
CelebritiesRe: I Was Raped By My Uncle At 15, Toyin Lawani Reveals by zedman1(m): 8:21am On Aug 13, 2022
Fira09:
I got raped by my uncle at 15, Toyin Lawani reveals



https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/08/i-got-raped-by-my-uncle-at-15-toyin-lawani-reveals/
People get admission into the university at age 15? And hers was years ago, not even these days that people start school from the womb, yet even at that, do people get admitted into Uni at 15 these days?.... Just asking to ensure she didn't lie about that line.
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri: Peter Obi will Not Last If He Wins, He Will Be Impeached by zedman1(m): 11:03pm On Aug 08, 2022
donaldking100:
A.P.C never had this number of senators too before Buhari won elections.
Infact before A.P.C won under Buhari, P.D.P made-up 80% of senators in the House of senate.
But now A.P.C senators make-up more than 60% of the National Assembly.
If Labour Party wins, definitely a lot of senators most especially from the South-South and South-East would decamp to the ruling party.
I'm now so happy that all the foolish urchins are gadually coming to terms with the fact that Peter Obi stands a very big chance of winning the next presidential election, which is why they are now making stupid comments like this.
You see the problem I have with Nigerians? "A lot of Senetors will decamp".... Isn't this the major problem we've been facing since? So if Obi wins, 'a lot' of these obviously useless Senetors would decamp to LP and they'll automatically become saints again? Just like the drama we've been witnessing between PDP and APC through the years? When would we realize that this whole party nonsense is actually nonsense and start focusing on credible candidates instead? Almost everyone in APC was once a PDP member and vice versa. Why even think of an idea of waiting for 'a lot' to decamp? Aren't we our own problem like this? Na these things de weak me since to vote, abeg bros, don't weaken the little strength I've gotten to vote this time around. No be fight, na beg I de beg. If I could see the future and still see Nigerians towing this useless party road, rather than looking at candidates, I wouldn't waste my time voting this time again.
PoliticsRe: APC Holds Rally In Vandeikya, Benue State (Pictures) by zedman1(m):
doneback04:
Benue people are among those state who are senseless, after visiting the state last year, I knew what benue state is all about
Who made the state the most senseless in it's history?... The Ortom you so much treasure I guess. Why do you treasure him? Because he doesn't belong to the party you hate (mind you, he was in PDP, then APC, then PDP, yet what changed?) . The only reason I might choose to vote this time is because for the first time in a long while, most Nigerians have chosen to look beyond that stup*d party thing. How do you expect anyone to vote for anyone affiliated with Ortom for Christ's sake? Because of party? If most people follow some of you people's style we might decide never to vote again, or worse waste away our votes stup*dly on the ones we all hate, but we aren't stup*d after all . It's the same reason I chose not to vote in the last general elections when you guys brought Atiku of all humans to replace Buhari. Were they the only two humans left in Nigeria or what? Because Atiku was PDP or what? Why isn't he the most preferred candidate now after all the 'Aticulated' chants of the last elections? What changed? Ask yourselves simple questions. I'm hoping Fr. Alia would be a better candidate, if he doesn't perform, I hope we'll collectively kick him out, but I doubt anyone would ever be as bad as Ortom. We've never had it this bad in the history of Benue. We don't give a sh*t about the party Alia belongs to. Better stop that Party nonsense.
PoliticsRe: APC Holds Rally In Vandeikya, Benue State (Pictures) by zedman1(m): 4:04pm On Aug 08, 2022
The only time we'll get it right is when we start believing in candidates rather than party. I've always believed in this school of thought from time immemorial and I know that's the right way to follow. Ortom has danced with both parties, from PDP to APC, then PDP again, where has he gotten us to? I've read comments of people talking about party for years and I shake my head in disbelief and sorrow each time. See them here again. When would we ever learn? Then again, if we refuse to change, how would our leaders change? Aren't we and our leaders the same? Or do they come from Jupiter?
TravelRe: Asaba To Maiduguri Via Abuja By Road (live Update). by zedman1(m): 10:28am On Aug 07, 2022
detectivejones:
It even more annoying when points finger at Buhari for his own failings.
He uses that to cover up, a game we all here know he plays.
TravelRe: Asaba To Maiduguri Via Abuja By Road (live Update). by zedman1(m):
detectivejones:
True...I was in Makurdi last month and what I saw broke my heart, aside the hunger the internal security is as cult boys have taken oves some parts of the town like North Bank. They harras people, collect their phones and even shoot people who try to strugglf with them. Rumours have it that soldiers askd to give them a go to handle the situation but he refused.
What you wrote is absolutely true, there are a lot of areas he has performed totally bad, I just chose to point out those two. About internal insecurity, what you described happens almost on a daily.... I stay at Northbank. I shake my head whenever I see outsiders praising him for any reason at all, but you can't blame them, they just don't know. We've never had it this bad in the history of Benue.
SportsRe: Top 5 Painful Defeats In Nigeria Football History - Which was more painful? by zedman1(m): 4:04am On Aug 07, 2022
Kaycee9242:
That should be 99 right?
France, 98.
SportsRe: Top 5 Painful Defeats In Nigeria Football History - Which was more painful? by zedman1(m): 4:01am On Aug 07, 2022
US 94 hit me hard, it's like I cried sef. As for that Denmark 4 - 1 Nig, the only thing that got me angry was because I had severe fever then, yet I struggled to watch that match but what was the outcome? The game no pain me, na my body hear am. The others pain too sha, like that Cameroon loss wey Ikpeba put hand for head even before the referee decided, but again, that US 94 pain me pass.
SportsRe: Birmingham 2022: Mercy Genesis Wins Gold In Women's Wrestling Event by zedman1(m): 8:59pm On Aug 06, 2022
Hawkler:
Someone like you can't afford bride price, so shut up and rejoice with them. Can't you just be happy?
lordm:
take your negativity elsewhere, they have made their families and Nigeria proud. They have represented Nigeria in a positive note. What have you done to make Nigeria better. Unpatriotic human being
From what he wrote one can easily realize he's only making a joke and it's not a bad one. He clearly means such husbands would be careful not to mess up, else they'll get their a*ses kicked. How is he being negative, unhappy or unpatriotic? Learn to loosen up sometimes people.
TravelRe: Asaba To Maiduguri Via Abuja By Road (live Update). by zedman1(m): 6:35pm On Aug 06, 2022
shortIGBOman:
No compare Ortom with Obaseki. Ortom is like an Angel for where Obaseki dey. The man is just clueless.
Oga make we exchange? You de judge am based on wetin him de yarn online? That guy is a smooth talker. Hungry de waya everybody here cos that dude does not believe workers/pensioners need money, plus infrastructure nko?... Zero! Come down here come see hell.
CrimeRe: How 5 ‘money Doublers’ Engaged Lady In Marathon Sex In Guise To Make Her Rich by zedman1(m):
Prettygirl200:
Who is this onehuh Did u even read the story at all?? Na wa ooo pple just comment without reading
Ah ahn, I read your comment and the one you quoted and I'm wondering, shouldn't he be the one to ask if you read the story? Did you read the story at all? Oya, read again sister.
CrimeRe: How 5 ‘money Doublers’ Engaged Lady In Marathon Sex In Guise To Make Her Rich by zedman1(m): 6:24pm On Aug 06, 2022
Which kind stup*d girl be that?
TravelRe: Asaba To Maiduguri Via Abuja By Road (live Update). by zedman1(m): 6:15pm On Aug 06, 2022
shortIGBOman:
Make una tell Obaseki, the man dey fall my hand. He is currently the worst Governor in this Country. Nothing is working in Edo State. If he manage to build one small Road, the next Rain wey fall go wash off the Road.

The man is the definition of incompetence. Na so so Gramma he Sabi speak. grin grin
You get governor wey de manage construct road you de complain. Wetin we go come do with Ortom for here? He holds the title...... the worst man ever liveth. Safe trip OP.
PoliticsRe: Governors To Buhari: Sack Workers Aged 50yrs, Levy Anyone Earning Over N30,000 by zedman1(m): 11:31am On Aug 06, 2022
Gourdoinc:
That's the right thing to do. Finish Nigerians. Don't give them any breathing space, show them they are lesser than average humans , show them pepper till they get sense.

This is a country ravaged by criminals and strikes and yet Nigerians are quiet when it is revealed that we buy luxury vehicles for the security of Niger republic. We deserve everything they do till we wake up and say No. Till we wake up and shut down the country, then will politicians fear us. When we rush at them and set many of them on fire with their followers, then will they start taking us serious.

Politicians will never make a sacrifice for the Nigerian people, but they will always expect Nigerias to make sacrifices for them. We should make them a sacrifice for the growth of this nation,else we are doomed.

Anyway while this is never going to happen, let's elect better leaders with a human face. Let's elect a president that has a track record of being against graft and corruption. Vote for Peter obi next year to start the process of Nigeria's redemption.

Be obident and yusful. Say no to violence.
Ah ahn bros, after all the violence you displayed, you ended up with 'say no to violence ' again? Haven't you confused our confusions like this?
CelebritiesRe: Air Hostess And Top Model Okolo Justina Chidimna Dazzles In New Photos by zedman1(m): 1:32am On Aug 06, 2022
Thing is, most people tend to see light skinned girls as beautiful, if she were dark skinned nobody go talk. To me, she's just normal.
PoliticsRe: Buhari: 2023 Elections Will Be Devoid Of Any "Wuruwuru" by zedman1(m): 7:30am On Aug 05, 2022
Artiiclebeast:
I have a truckload of negatives to say about Bubu but on this, I'd be humble enough to admit that he did well.

Bubu was tricked in 1983, used, and kicked to the curb by the roguish Maradona who thought he could play a fast one the timid Fulani herdsman.

The Military cabal of the time headed by the one who supervised the swift decline of Nigeria to this level (IBB) under the sponsorship of MKO was surprised to see Bubu going off script and stifling their criminal and druggie business and had to gang up to sack him.

Exactly the same script played out in 2015 when the Alibaba and his 40 thieves propped up Buhari yet again in the hopes that he'd play to their script and thereafter nominate, support, and influence their ascension to the throne.

But Bubu had his game plan and resolved to do them waka shege and make them all abandon the party back to their vomits in APC while the ones desperate enough to remain in APC were forced to release a single titled "Emi Lokan"...

You want play with Fulani man ba? Danbruba

I pity the ones gullibly propping up Atiku.

He's playing the same old trick of humility and pandering to everyone's quest, making e enter Aso rock first. That one kleptomania na follow come.

Having been humiliated the first time, Bubu was resolute in coming back and doing something and leaving a legacy (Good or bad) the jury is still out on that.

We are all witnesses to how many attempts Bubu made to stage a comeback with no luck until 2015.
Perhaps that was when he decided that the legacy he'd leave behind was to set the ground for proper elections in the country without any undue interference hence, the amended electoral reform bill act he followed through and delivered on.

PDP show Bubu she and he knew that was something he had to correct. Talk about the experience of being the best teacher.

Everyone despises Bubu at the moment, but his party people and the ones who propped him up hate him the more for not doing what the previous incumbent had always done, after all, the Nigerian citizens will grumble for a while and thereafter it'd have been business as usual.

Bubu say whosai....to your tent oh everyman.

Go slug it out on your own and Emilokan by yourself.

If the citizens decide to be Emilokan no wahala

Should they decide to be Athiefkulate, ba kwomi

If dem wan Obidient, e no kwansain me.

Bubu the wicked producer...the only man wey sabi mind him business and block him ears.

I do not ever wish to be politically correct or have everyone agree with me when analysing the issues with Nigeria because the ills are too enormous to dissect in one particular trajectory.

If the next President is bold enough to be as nonchalant to the hues and cries of the citizens as Buhari had been all through his term and go about facing one of the ills of this country be it Corruption, power generation, economy, or security, we'd have gotten another issue addressed.

A President who would want to score some cheap points applauds, and caring about what the citizens and media say about his image will fail in achieving a single deliverable from his to do list.

With the way the present Nigeria is setup, any attempt to pander to the yearnings of the citizens to resolve all the ills at the same time will lead to an abysmal failure.

The issues need to be addressed one at a time while other sectors suffer.

This is to say, Nigerians aren't going to have it any easier in the coming years no matter who wins. This is the reality and honest truth.

Buhari has given us the electoral bill and the powers to vote, have our votes counted, and our choice elected, let's see what the next man will do.

If only we could get someone who'd be able to rally the rogues for a discarding of the current nonsense called the constitution and a true and proper constitution drawn up to address every agitation and skewness in the current trash, we would have succeeded in laying the proper foundation upon which we can begin to build a true country alongside the electoral reform act.

But as it presently stands, the above is a pipe dream and impossible with the present thieves and their masters who'd have everything to lose.

All in all, Buhari did some people motor, refused to be used and dumped the second time, and is leaving us with an opportunity to begin to get excited about voting and participating in the electoral process and in my opinion, this is laudable.

The Obidients are all fired up, hopeful, and dare to dream of having their candidate win the next Presidential election, it is as a result of Bubu's electoral reform act.

That the Batties are confident that their candidate is the best and most qualified candidate to win it not minding anyone's opinion of him and the lack of the Federal influence, it is all because of Buhari's shege to them all.

That the Athiefkulates are for the first time not so confident in their quest and almost mute in the build-up, we have Buhari's Messiship to thank for that.

Ye Nigerian youths, the ball is now in our court to decide.

Bubu has done his bit and is bowing out soon.

Call him whatever name you think he deserves, let's see where and how we go from here.

I'd love for someone to start a thread where we can discuss the issues bothering us as a nation.

I want to read and learn from the egg heads here and have a decent and mature debate.

If you like insult me, e no kwansign me.
Let's argue, disagree, and debate with facts. That's how civilised people do.

We musnt all agree on all topics and issues. We no be sheep or goats wey be one way all the time.

Even teeth and tongue no dey agree all the time

I hail una..
Peace guys.
This is sweet, unfortunately there are only a few who think like this.
PhonesRe: Which Of These Phones Was Your First? by zedman1(m): 9:53pm On Aug 03, 2022
Number six, but my papa buy me sim some months before the phone. Then to buy sim no be beans.
PoliticsRe: In 1993, Atiku Supported Muslim-muslim Ticket When He Wanted To Be Abiola's VP by zedman1(m): 4:47pm On Aug 01, 2022
I don't take Nigerians seriously every election year or a year before. So it's this same Atiku they were forcing me to vote last time that is now a devil? Are they just waking up? I didn't vote in the last elections, I wouldn't vote this time again until they realize that until they change, nothing's gonna change!
PoliticsRe: Presidential Guards Attack Bandits' Camps Terrorising Abuja (Pictures) by zedman1(m): 8:16am On Aug 01, 2022
3ple9iner:
It's funny how I am trying to correct you, you didn't even bother to verify but you decided to insult me. Well thank you.
Bro, the wisest thing to do (particularly on an election year or a year before) , is to never try to make any sensible or objective comment. Nigerians usually become brainless during such periods, once you type ANYTHING that's not about whoever candidate they support, even if it's unrelated and you're just trying to make common sense, they'll come for your head and automatically see you as an opposition. Stop wasting your time bro, stop trying to make sense.

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