₦airaland Forum

PerformOrResign:
Bitcoin Will Shoot Up Due To Russia Sanctions, Buy Now!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2s-efqRGXs

SugarPapi:
Irony is, this is a real story, my story and my current predicament. I could not help describe in detail the origin of the conundrum because that's what I do for a living. I write.

If you're circumspect enough and we relate well here, I may invite you over one weekend and you will see things yourself.

Iamdbull:
I dunno if it's only me am really feeling this my new recording, I have a feeling it will be my breakthrough single. Here it is


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xxctgfo6FZc

Candidlady:
One rapper amongst em D12 said something...°°°°idoubt if you know the crew D12°°°°


Anyways he said

even the wackest emcee feels himself whenever he is listening to his own joint


Ionce told you, you need training but you forming Volodymyr Zelenskyy



Keep feeling/FILLING yourself we all know you are empty

UyaiIncomparabl:
All these mouth wey you dey make, all those SIMPS for my radar make am o. Oya post your pic for your DP make I see as you be sef. All these your noise don dey vex me.

bibianna:
Happy birthday papa!

UyaiIncomparabl:
If you try me, you'll get badly burnt and may not recover. I have a track record for maiming the feelings of your gender. Even you can't be spared. And don't come here to make noise. I have guys ×100000 finer and better than you.

UyaiIncomparabl:
I been dey use to get your type plenty. But, as them come under my governance, them surrender to my ebube.

UyaiIncomparabl:
I have gotten to my final bus stop.

When I was still in the world, men suffer for my hands. Believe my words when I tell you this.

Freedom2022:
Hello people. Please i beg someone here who is sincere and have the fear of God and want progress for his fellow human being to recommend a place where i can receive deliverance. The last 8 years of my life has been HORRIBLE. MONEY CANNOT STAY IN MY HAND FOR 48 HOURS and it is gone. I will not exaggerate, i have lost over 30 million naira over the past 10 years and i have been in DEBT for over 8 years consistently. I have NEVER been happy for straight 1 week for the past 10 years. Once money gets to my hand, it vanishes within 48 hours. I don't want to mention what it goes into because people are actually making millions from it so as not to discourage people. IT IS JUST ABOUT ME.
Now let me say something.

Whenever I have money with me, a mysterious cough starts and once the money is gone, the cough goes. It has been like this for the past 8 years. I cant explain it.

Right now, it has gotten to the worst and no matter how much is with me, it goes within hours. For example, if someone send me money right now, a mysterious cough will start in less than 30 minutes that the money gets to me and immediately i will not know what i am doing again (for real). Then i deposit all the money immediately into my Forex account, then this cough will get intense, i will cough and cough without stopping and before i know what is happening, the money is gone. Then that is when i realize and come back to my senses. I am been real and this is a true life situation.

Please guys dont joke with this because my life ruined right now. I can't boast of anything in my life right now. I have NOTHING. and the worst part of this is that i owe all loan apps money. I owe about 20 apps money as of today and all loans due and they have rubbished me already which as been going on for the past 8 years too.

I have tried to find out what could be wrong with me and i believe there is an unfamiliar force in my life. I can't explain somethings here but i need a powerful/powerful men/man of God to lead me through because i am ready to embark on a journey to redeem my lost glory. I have tried several time on my own but i think i am facing a lot of resistance and i give up almost immediately. Some people call it "agbana" but this type is so strong in my life and needed to be broken else i will be finished completely because right now, i am at the last days of destruction.

To shock you guys, i have someone in my family that experienced this thing too but in a different dimension and recently another person (i dont want to give too much information).

I have come to realize or believe that its is either a generational curse (ogun idile) or something i dont understand. See guys, something is happening spiritually in my life that is manifesting physically and this has to be broken IMMEDIATELY. Some people here may think otherwise which i agree with for a long time until i begin to see a pattern and i can tell it is not ordinary.

Right now, i have run away from home and i have promised myself never to return until this chain is broken.

I will be reading advices and recommendations here and i pray God guide me to pick the best because i know someone will recommend something that will change the narrative.

PLEASE GUYS, THIS IS A LIFE ISSUE AND I HAVE GONE TROUGH A LOT ALREADY. PLEASE DON'T ADD TO MY PAINS AND SORROWS. IF YOU CAN'T HELP ME PLEASE I BEG YOU IN THE NAME OF GOD TO JUST READ.

UPDATE

I think i need to add this. On 3 occasions, i got a very juicy high paying job with big companies in Nigeria. One is one of the top 5 big companies in Nigeria and have spread across some African countries while another is one of the top 5 companies in the world (It is a big company). But guess what? My offers on the 3 different occasions were withdrawn few days to resumption without any explanation. Is it a coincidence?

Igodomigodo419:
Omoh wish I was in Ukraine right now make dem just give me gun! Me wey like to Dey shoot gun.

mbahdi:
Please I need you guys help,

It all started when she was about 12years or there about, she starts behaving like a boy, she hardly wears ladies wear, barbs her hair always, she can't cook, can't bath with her fellow girls, each time she finished bathing and wants to wear her clothes she orders any girl in the room out.

There was a day she was with the mum in the room and she wanted to wear her clothes, she told the mum to go out that she wants to wear her clothes, which the mum cautioned her. She later went and wore her clothe in the bathroom.

She's 17yrs now. She has no male friend, she loves her fellow girls so much, whenever she sees a girl bathing or changing her clothes she's always very happy but she can't change in their presence.

There's this girl she loves so much, she separated with the girl all because she saw her talking to a guy, any friend she makes once you talk to a guy or have a boyfriend she dumps you.

The reason I brought this here is that yesterday she was chatting with one of our sister that stays with me, two years older than her, she then opened up to her that she has gotten herself into a big mess, that there's this girl she met when she went to visit one of our brothers in Lagos. She loves the girl so much that they both made blood covenant that there will never live each other till death, but now she no longer loves the girl, that the said girl has gotten a boyfriend and talks to guys so much which she hates.

That her love for her has died and she doesn't know how to cancel the blood covenant they had.

I told my sister with me to ask her if they have had anything sexually she said yes, they have been into so many sexual activities.

Please is there anyway she can break the blood covenant? She's my cousin sister and the one staying with me also my cousin.

viklegend:
I think there is a thread on copy writing here on nairaland... Really insightful

mytravels:
Hi guys

Please i have a question, the way i am seeing EFCC and ICPC confiscating corrupt politicians and government workers assets, what if ones money is not from stealing public funds?

I am still young and have this big dream of becoming rich, and i know with government job you will never be rich( i mean rich).

So what if i start business and it become successful such that i have assets everywhere, will EFCC still seize those assets thinking i got them by stealing public funds, or what did Nigerian law says?

Omicron007:


I be one talk am for some days nah, I never see slawomirr comment. The damn niggar himself










Where is Slawormiir when you need him?


Immigration Format will be a hot cake now!

donleo92:
this guys no be like normal thugs ooh.
this ones getting like professional training

Mrkumareze:
Men get mind... don't tell me these guys are just ordinary civilians

viklegend:
Thinking of putting together a group to educate beginners on crypto... Might just do that soon... Many need such knowledge

CryptoTeacher:
Great, you are welcome. I'll begin the free coaching here once I see enough interest from people. It's demotivating to coach an empty class.

Maxwell775:
My cousin sister (from my mother's side) who just got admitted into the university have been staying with me for the past 4 months now. I live in a 2 bedroom flat, and my house is just a throw stone to the university school gate.

Due to financial issues she couldn't rent an apartment, so she goes to school from my house. She's 20yrs old, I'm way older than her with abt 10yrs.

Before she started living with me, it was my mother who told her parents that she could stay with me, without my knowledge or permission.

The very first day she was on her way coming to my house, my mother called me and was like her sister's daughter is coming to stay with me bla bla bla.. At first I was upset, atleast she would have informed me. Am not really close to my mom's family people, we have this distance relationship (no hate, no grudges)

Now here is the problem. She likes wearing mini skirts, short gowns and tight trousers or leggings. Infact what she wears indoors is worse, she will put on very hot bum short, crop top and all manner of rubbish!!

Truth be told, I use to have very strong and hard erection whenever she walks. @20 if you see her banging body?? Slim, figure 8, Coca-Cola bottle shape. Her nyash dey clap if she dey walk. I don't wanna be emphasizing on that...But seriously she's tormenting me. Make I no go shift her pant, I don't wanna commit abomination. But mind you, I have a girlfriend.

Nairalanders please, How do I talk to her about dressing decently, without her feeling insecured or impression of a pervert.

Ndidi2:
very very interesting.
Is a long and freaking story..
is heartbreaking finding out but l have forgiven him.
We started afresh..

Ethanuella:
Pioneer hostel, small gate, yar'adua hall, fadey, LT

Franzinni:
Good morning people,hope you had a nice val...
(my friend) has been having a strange occurence intermittently for about two years now, when he wakes up in the morning he finds there is blood stains on the floor at equal distance from each other ....about a foot apart in a straight line and sometimes it will be bent ... but always starts at a point and ends somewhere further down with a good number of grops .. I have seen it happen several times and they always wake up to discover it.


Does anyone have a clue what might be the meaning behind this ?

See pictures of the present(last night) occurrence below.

Ndidi2:
might be seeing another man.
Check well
Naso l de dream about my husband then .
The dream will be so real that when l told him he will say which girl.until l caught him.
Pray God will expose whatever it is.
Naso l do 3 days prayer bc on my own l couldn't have caught him d way l did but God did d magic.

Xtianah09:
GOOD OLD DAYS

EDET LIVES IN CALABAR

politicoNG:
Amaju Melvin Pinnick

Ynix:
God's judgement has visited the mecca of a man who used black power to hold others down. The only pain is that he has corrupted many and birthed many others like him