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Career / Re: How Do I Break Into Oil & Gas Industry In Nigeria? by Zemhen1: 11:35am On Sep 17, 2013
Jarus:

Send email to jarushub@gmail,com and check my blog: www.jarushub.com.


Nice advice @ jarus .......will forward a mail to you, I think I need someone to prove check my career path
Celebrities / Re: Inside I Go Dye's House (Pictures) by Zemhen1: 10:19am On Aug 31, 2013
chicbenita: Nice setup... did any see that paint photo on the wall? grin grin ?

Source http://www.ogusbaba.com/2013/08/photos-inside-view-of-igodyes-mansion.html


Let me ask the single most important question? ....... Is the house bought by him or rented ? angry
Religion / Re: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Of COZA In Sex Scandal by Zemhen1: 5:19pm On Aug 23, 2013
zeelo2014: In my opinion,u brought this upon yourself. You went to the hotel,entered the room alone,sat on his lap & enjoyed the smooching + the tin. And you also indulged in these several times. For people to believe your story and also the only help u can give yourself & others in such situations is to make all evidences public,call logs,voice recordings,anything you can lay your hands on, cos if this your claim is true, he has to be exposed for good & for Christianity.



To some extent I have to support him, don't forget you are not his first victim neither will you be the last, don't let anyone else go through what you went through ..........but know your limits it could back fire on you ........come to think of it! Where was your mum in all of this?
Family / Re: Things Men Should Never Do! by Zemhen1: 3:18pm On Aug 19, 2013
spongeback: grin Danny k
But I like tighty embarassed

This is my own comment on the matter or my own version grin
1. This is Wrong, any man indulging in thing is a total coward ...there are better ways to punish a woman wink
2. Men try and control yourself now .....if you can't help it .....I know it's easier said than done but try and improvise ....point in the same direction and make comments or better still use style and look with the corner of your eye, the the number one method ...you use shades shocked yeap shade cool
3. Haba ....I don't know why guys still do this ....use revise psychology .....let your English speak, let your perfume speak, let your outfit speak and lastly and most important let your body speak (body language )
4. Highest level of childishness, girls if you have a guy that sags, pls give him a red card, that's a boy in disguise .....will I sags something but it's inside my room out of the view of every soul cheesy
5. If you can barb yourself ....why not? .....economy is bad ....man has to survive oooo But let it look good at least
6. Hmmmm......everybody has his uniques shape and size....I personally don't do skinny, when I have a girl I will allow her wear it as far as there is top covering the a55, my ASSet cheesy .....for the guys wearing skinnies ...it's not good oooo health wise oooo don't endanger the life's of your future children ....the word is enough for the wise
7. Lagos things .... lol .... When you dey come late sha ....come with better, to a peace the gods smiley
8. Ahhhh I totally agree Johr ........I dey shame sometimes for wetin some men dey do.......I personally experience a man sharing a testimony about his wife in labour and he started cry angry I was like what the F? Oga na you push abi na you dey feel pain and the wife was just look at him[ ......I dey suspect say the woman go dey say "God this man don dey cry again "
9. You won't blame them possible reasons are No.2 above, the idiot dey copy those super stars mtcheeew that him age
10. Hmmmm .....at least we say we will call back, did I tell you when, Jesus say his coming back ......are we not still waiting .......why you go dey vex for that one mtschhhheeeeww undecided
11. So so outdated daaaaaahhhhh....you be mc hammer ne ?......abi you be I'll Wayne
12. Seriously? That is soo 2001 .....if I see person dey do this one na slap oooo
13. I agree oooo, be a gentleman , who knows a babe might be watch or the pregnant chick might give you her sister grin .....do to others what you want to be done to you .....your wife or sister might be next
14. Super turn off ....be contented .....if she or he was that good you won't leave them .....it might be that your are the problem or you yourself is not that God
15. Guy stop acting gay and leave that mirror, lady watch out for these kind of guys
16. Totally disgusting .....humble yourself take excuse to the toilet or somewhere private.....position it up or down and stop arranging or stretching in public.
17. Totally not fair to the girl .....if you can't take the heat get out of the kitchen...... Don't spoil the market for another guy Abeg
18. Not cool at all ....it's only done by dirty guys ......it must be neatly cut
19. It's outschool Johr .....these women will happily put the food back into the fridge .......you either give her the silent treatment or work things out with her
20. Tell her exactly what you want, we Nigerians can pretend ehhhhhh , tell her I want you to be a wh0re in bed, you will start sugar coating it that she's too stiff .

Any questions people

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Romance / Re: What's Your Deal Breaker In A Relationship? by Zemhen1: 10:40pm On Aug 17, 2013
Sanboy25: I'd also say physical and emotional abuse. smiley



Cheating I will try to forgive but lying .........God needs to come down to ask me to reconsider her
Celebrities / Re: Toolz's Outfit To Sharon Adeleke's Wedding In Lagos by Zemhen1: 10:35pm On Aug 17, 2013
kulyie: They both look gorgeous



I have to marry this Toolz oooo ....li just dey see her everywhere ....even for my dreams.......God go help me oooo
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy With His Mum (Picture) by Zemhen1: 10:10pm On Aug 17, 2013
Fokasibe: Very cute I must say..
http://.com/2013/08/photo-burna-boy-strikes-pose-with-mun.html



Burna boy and Burna mama grin
Romance / Re: Advice for Future Husbands by Zemhen1: 9:40pm On Aug 17, 2013
ogugua88: Well, sounds good to me for the most part. All but number 5. I'd rather have my respect be reciprocated with respect than commands.

I knew some folks would disagree with 7. I actually agree with it. A lot of folks put all their eggs in one basket and cry when the unexpected happens. Preparing for the unexpected doesn't mean you distrust your partner or love him/her any less. It simply means that you don't know tomorrow. I'd rather carry an umbrella in my car 24/7 than be caught in torrential downpour with shelter nowhere in sight.

I think what his trying to say is .....women want a man that will tell them what to do, that always has a solution to their problem......also still pointing out a man loves a woman not respect, respect is a woman's thing no matter her age....... I also agree with the mas"turbation instead of ad@ultery .....they are both sin but from my research on the family tree of David, his encounter of Beersheba on the roof etc.....there is a limitation on your life for 10 generation but there is also some physical and spiritual implications of mas&turbation
Romance / Re: Advice for Future Husbands by Zemhen1: 9:20pm On Aug 17, 2013
[quote author=Skinni10ne]I def agree with #6. Marry a woman who is a problem solver, hardworking and resourceful. U nvr know tomorrow.
But i dont agree with commanding ur wife. It works for some women, not for me. Once a man commands me, im out. It means he talks more than he listens. I believe in mutual respect, compromises and understanding.
Couples should always try to learn from their partners.
I strongly disagree with #7 'prepare for divorce.' Divorce should NOT be an option, this way couples work hard to make it work. If u prepare for divorce, uve given up b4 u even started. [/quote


Wooow ..........this girl me like ........brains and beauty what a rare combination .....I agree with some not all ....from my research I love a woman, she respects me ......I don't mind the command part grin the problem solving, hardworking and resourceful wow ....super turn on .....especially if she's endowed for the divorce, I don't believe in divorce, am reading and learning now to prevent being in one when I get married but I will advice you to prepare for it, especially the girls ........if I may add mine .....be fluent in English I know some girls that just can't help missing English with pidgin, Yoruba etc....... I always look for a challenge intellectually ......a woman that can make me think and go back to research.......with these qualities ......I swear I won't just love her.....I will worship her .....God am joking oooo

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Loved Someone Who Didn't Love You Back ? by Zemhen1: 8:44pm On Aug 09, 2013
Jenchi: Have you ever loved someone who didn't love you back ? What emotions did you feel ?


I go hide cry well well for weeks, clean my eye ......go track another one grin .....still think about her sha
Nairaland / General / Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by Zemhen1: 8:09pm On Aug 09, 2013
Ms_Steph: When u have to pay bribe for everitin


Like bribing your wife for 5ex grin ...sweetheart abeg now take 1k lol
Nairaland / General / Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by Zemhen1: 8:04pm On Aug 09, 2013
Afrocatalyst: After a match between maybe man u and arsenal in d nyt(which all fans probably watched),and u get to d vendor to buy paper in d morning. ... The arguement goes on n on as if they are replaying the match wit their mouths.

After a match btw man u and arsenal .....your team lost, you won't eat and can't sleep ......na man u abi arsenal dey pay your hospital bill ne grin?..........Men dey funny......thank God say I no dey watch ball like that

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Nairaland / General / Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by Zemhen1: 8:03pm On Aug 09, 2013
Afrocatalyst: After a match between maybe man u and arsenal in d nyt(which all fans probably watched),and u get to d vendor to buy paper in d morning. ... The arguement goes on n on as if they are replaying the match wit their mouths.

After a match btw man u and arsenal .....your team lost, you won't eat and can't sleep ......na man u abi arsenal dey pay your hospital bill ne grin

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Nairaland / General / Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by Zemhen1: 8:00pm On Aug 09, 2013
emperorchedda: Hehehehe

It's what we refer to as jamb questions......you see me coming and you say "you don come" noooo I dey go
You see me coming out of the bathroom and you ask "you don baff " ....nooo I go swim
We are just two in the house and you try and open the toilet door and noticed its lock and you ask "elu are you there?" noooo na shit lock the door
We are eating the same food from different plate ....you rushed, finished yours start smiling and say "you dey enjoy ooo"
You open the door look inside and say knock knock ....

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Nairaland / General / Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by Zemhen1: 7:48pm On Aug 09, 2013
When my sister annoys me or does something wrong instead of apologizing she begins to form conversation or form cracking joke
Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Celebrates Omotola (Photos) by Zemhen1: 2:37pm On Aug 09, 2013
spongeback: grin


Mennnn but see segue arinze...... Mennn that guy too ugly ooo looking at him alone will give you nightmare, if you near am too much you too go ugly grin
Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Celebrates Omotola (Photos) by Zemhen1: 2:30pm On Aug 09, 2013
homesteady: Omotola looks so glorious!! that last picture is just so cute and beautiful!! She really looks like the star she is!!

I LOVE YOU OMOTOLA!! I love you pass your husband

;DAshewo ......sha I no blame you .....she is the only woman I can commit adultery for....lol ......and the husband hmmm hmmmm forget that man oooo na heavy womanizer ooooo
Agriculture / Re: Hidden Truths About Catfish Business!!! by Zemhen1: 12:08am On Jul 27, 2013
robonski16:

Hello,I will send u a mail asap.. U can check my handle for my phone number and Bb pin.. God bless



Sorry....... what do you mean by handle?
Agriculture / Re: Starting A Poultry Farm (a Blog) by Zemhen1: 12:03am On Jul 27, 2013
obnelly:

omotiti kindly send me an e-mail to the3muskettiers@gmail.com.
I have one of my boys who can transport your chickens to benin city,if the cost is favourable enough.



Thanks guys cheesy
Fashion / Re: Miss University Nigeria 2013 Contestants(Raw Photos) by Zemhen1: 11:00pm On Jul 25, 2013
Afam4eva: MISS UNIVERSITY NIGERIA ORGANIZATION:

The search for Miss University Nigeria 2013 has begun with 60 Nigerian University Queens vying for the prestigious crown "MISS UNIVERSITY NIGERIA 2013, a United Nations Students Ambassador and Nigeria's Representative with 53 other African Nations at the MISS UNIVERSITY AFRICA pageant.

Visit
https://www.facebook.com/pages/MUN-MISS-University-Nigeria/169343476411530 & like the picture of your favorite queen to give her the chance of making it to the judges interview.


Who will succeed Amb. Queen Winfrey Okolo (MUN 2012), walk away with the cash prize of 1.5 Million Naira, a brand new Honda CRV Jeep 2012, becomes a UN ambassador and Represents Nigeria at the Miss University Africa Pageant in Mozambique?






Wait ooooo .........where my school? Where covenant university?







Fashion / Re: Miss University Nigeria 2013 Contestants(Raw Photos) by Zemhen1: 11:00pm On Jul 25, 2013
Afam4eva: MISS UNIVERSITY NIGERIA ORGANIZATION:

The search for Miss University Nigeria 2013 has begun with 60 Nigerian University Queens vying for the prestigious crown "MISS UNIVERSITY NIGERIA 2013, a United Nations Students Ambassador and Nigeria's Representative with 53 other African Nations at the MISS UNIVERSITY AFRICA pageant.

Visit
https://www.facebook.com/pages/MUN-MISS-University-Nigeria/169343476411530 & like the picture of your favorite queen to give her the chance of making it to the judges interview.


Who will succeed Amb. Queen Winfrey Okolo (MUN 2012), walk away with the cash prize of 1.5 Million Naira, a brand new Honda CRV Jeep 2012, becomes a UN ambassador and Represents Nigeria at the Miss University Africa Pageant in Mozambique?






Wait ooooo .........where my school? Where covenant university?







Agriculture / Re: Hidden Truths About Catfish Business!!! by Zemhen1: 11:57am On Jul 24, 2013
robonski15:

Sodium carbonate should be added in the tank to correct the P.H..

Good day every one, I have been following this thread for some time and also doing some research too, on what you guys has been discussing. I will someday start my own cat fish business like you guys .......but am presently preparing for post graduate study ....... I will be coming back to Nigeria when am done but I was wondering if I can get the contact detail of every one here, your phone numbers, email and if possible your company name......I would love to interact with you guys on this thread and have your contacts as a back up.... Thanks for your prompt response
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Agriculture / Re: Starting A Poultry Farm (a Blog) by Zemhen1: 11:55am On Jul 24, 2013
niapay: you need to have a brooder heater in there to increase the floor temperature to 33-34' to avoid losing more chicks


Good day every one, I have been following this thread for some time and also doing some research too, on what you guys has been discussing. I will someday start my own poultry farm like you guys .......but am presently preparing for post graduate study ....... I will be coming back to Nigeria when am done but I was wondering if I can get the contact detail of every one here, your phone numbers, email and if possible your company name......I would love to interact with you guys on this thread and have your contacts as a back up.... Thanks for your prompt response
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Agriculture / Re: Starting An Oil Palm Plantation by Zemhen1: 11:50am On Jul 24, 2013
laji: @ okine4real:: i have been enjoying the topic as i am considering going into it majorly, i find it very educative and informative..God bless you okine4real, pls can you put your phone number or email address so that we can discuss at length on more ideas.
thank you.

Good day every one, I have been following this thread for some time and also doing some research too, on what you guys has been discussing. I will someday start my own plantation like you guys .......but am presently preparing for post graduate study ....... I will be coming back to Nigeria when am done but I was wondering if I can get the contact detail of every one here, your phone numbers, email and if possible your company name......I would love to interact with you guys on this thread and have your contacts as a back up.... Thanks for your prompt response
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of The Cake Iyanya Got For Toolz On Her Birthday. by Zemhen1: 9:23pm On Jul 07, 2013
mvwealth: Iyanya u again..e b lyl dis fame dey mak ona craze

Toolz will be stupid to accept it .....after what he did to the Ghanaian girl what's the name.........the Nelson girl? The 1diot want to 5mack that thing that Toolz has .......that hugeeee a55 ..... grin
Agriculture / Re: Hidden Truths About Catfish Business!!! by Zemhen1: 4:13pm On Jul 07, 2013
robonski15: Dear friends I can't just understand and imagine why some scrupulous elements will mail and threaten me to stop answering questions and giving out informations because of their selfish nature.. SMH.. God help us all..


Don't mind the 1diots oooo ........we gat your back bro, God too wink ...... Am planning to join you guys in a few years time so I always update myself with your posts......keep up the good work ....cheers

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Celebrities / Re: Omotola Poses For THISDAY Style Photoshoot by Zemhen1: 8:37pm On Jul 04, 2013
adaobi123: See nyansh tongue


You can say that again ........SEE GOBE ...... Lord take control ........ I need a woman like this tongue grin cool
Phones / Re: Ativ Q - Samsung Win8 & Android Jelly-Bean Tablet by Zemhen1: 8:58pm On Jun 21, 2013
Lagusta:

yeah, me too, lol

I pray oooo.......30k ko 30f ne ......if its 30k I will buy 2 self wink
Agriculture / Re: Starting An Oil Palm Plantation by Zemhen1: 6:38pm On Jun 21, 2013
henrimoto: @ okine4real, congratulations to u in advance! u ve just created ur own money- tree 4 d next 35-40 yrs to come. d beginning is always difficult and challenging but d result is always rewarding. i like ur courage and kindnes to share ur experience with felow nairalanders.


Hello friends, I have read through I just have to say am interested, I am leaving for my masters soon but myself and I are working on a starting a plantain plantation , but he has started already and I will join him when I get back.......is there anywhere within Lagos I can get the Manual for oil production...... If there is a scan copy with any body here, I will appreciate you to forward it to osakess247@gmail.com.
Business / Re: The Science Of Getting Rich by Zemhen1: 4:37pm On Jun 21, 2013
btuneri: Hello Fellow nairalanders, do you know that you can make wealths or riches by applying
some scientific methods. I HAVE AN E-BOOK CALLED "The Science of
Getting Rich" A Practical Manual for Men and Women whose most pressing
need is for Money. I read it, used it and it worked for me.
If you are interested please drop your mail and phone number so that i can
forward it to your mail.


Pls forward to "osakess247@gmail.com"
Technology Market / Re: We Buy Condemned Deep Cycle Batteries And Trailer Batteries by Zemhen1: 5:51pm On Jun 19, 2013
oluwafemim: We buy condemned deep cycle batteries and trailer batteries,pls call for a buyer now:08032485885.


Sorry if I may ask, what do you use it for.......is it for inverter or you are recycling it
Health / Re: Three Sisters With Werewolf Syndrome Fear They'll Never Get Married by Zemhen1: 5:24pm On Jun 19, 2013
Luckysbab: To God be the Glory. In every hopeless situation, God creates a ray of hope one way or the other. They are still better than some. Let them praise God and turn to Him, he won't disappoint them.


God no dey here ooooo....na Buddha oooo grin wink smiley

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