Every struggle of a Man is 4 d Woman

i wish i'll get dat opportunity hr in naija ,i'll do it twice!

ifyalways: Men sef!

How do u tell her that you are bored to death with "missionary position" and wants to try something else?You show her by starting it,taking the lead,right?

Same way with her culinary skills cos before you can honestly say someone's cooking is not good,you should be better than her.Get into the kitchen yourself and prepare that delish soup u have in ur head.She wud spot the positive differnce and ask you how you did it.

Or.get her the cooking book.Go to nld kitchen,print out Missy's recipes and prep. methods and keep handy in ur kitchen,she wud get the message.

Btw,During ur courtship days she never cooked 'soup' for you?was the 'soup' sweet then?

u re suffering 4rm.......

Amaryah: ^^ bro so you mean you won't do this for your lady?

tufiakwa

canadaik: this is just stupid publicity stunt, just to make people feel good about them for the next election, i guess he will travel abroad for medical care if he has a cough, sycophants are the ones who talks and post this picture all over the place! i donn't think someone of his position has to do this for people to appreciate good governance!

u really dnt knw hm

Chidex2442: so?
Wetin kum hapen?

ur governor no fit try am!

Are u a Virteous woman?

sosoluv:
Hahaha u got it wrong! The 90 day rule was jus an example not the only thing she values... It is having standards, she won't let any tom dick or harry to get that close to her unless she has known him for some time... How many women have u been intimate with in less than a month of knowing her and u were together for more than a year?

Even as a guy i knw dat it wont last, we dnt value d early chop no matter hw virtous d lady is!

ayosmiles: I used to have this girlfriend I loved so much that I would go to her place, sleepover and cook her breakfast. On weekends I would help her tidy her room before takin her out. When she left me, I thought she felt I was too attached but now she's back beggin me to come back, sayin she made a mistake and no guy could care 4 her like me.

Guys, is it wise to do those things for your woman? Girls, will you appreciate a guy that does that?

Gone are those days!

nairalady: prison break season 10..lol
This country sef

i really need to watch this movie, must be interesting

talina: Nothing wrong with it as long as you respect the ones who arent interested

depending on hw she sends d not-interested's msg.

fellis:
Can you kindly explain how it is bad news? Thank you,

Cuz the real aged guy wey suppose marry am, dne marry already.

Pukkah: Swimming Pools Are Public Toilet Bowls for Many: Survey

If you're taking a refreshing dip in a pool with four other people, odds are one of you is urinating. This is not gross-out myth, but cold, depressing fact from a recent survey conducted by the Water Quality & Health Council, a scientific research group sponsored by the American Chemistry Council.

The survey, conducted in April, asked nearly 1,000 adults whether they urinate in pools. One in five bravely admitted their mistakes. And those are the ones who admitted it.


We may act like potty-trained adults on land, but something about a body of water, even a small one, opens our natural floodgates and, according to doctors, puts us all at risk.

"No matter how easy it is to pee anonymously in the pool, swimmers should avoid doing so," says public health expert and WQHC chairman, Dr. Chris Wiant.


It is easy isn't it? Maybe that's because many of us were taught as kids that chlorine counteracted any accidents. Technically, that's mostly true. If pool operators maintain proper chlorine and pH levels, most waterborne germs are killed on contact.

But 54 percent of public pools tested by the WQHC last year failed to provide the proper chlorine levels and 47 got low marks for pH balance. You can blame poor pool maintenance, but frequent urinators don't help.

"Anything foreign that gets in the pool consumes disinfectant and makes the pool less capable of catching the next bug," Dr. Wiant tells Yahoo! Shine. So while chlorine is working overtime to clean up someone's mess, it's weakened by the time more serious bacteria dives in.

That comes from the germs we carry on our body even before we get into to the water. While only one in five of us cop to peeing in the pool, seven in 10 say they don't shower before they swim. As much as a cold pre-swim shower ruins that first dip feeling, Wiant makes a good case for why it's crucial.


The additional bacteria we carry on skin, in particular sweat and traces of fecal matter (yes even on adults),gets mixed in the pool. "If disinfectant isn't right, bacteria is allowed to grow in pools, so someone accidentally consumes a mouthful of water like we all do when we're swimming and suddenly they're subject to serious bacteria like E.coli or salmonella."

The high risk offenders, according to the Center for Disease Control, are those water recreational parks, a dangerous combination of packs of young swimmers and lots of accidental gulps. One targeted study by Georgia's Division of Public Health found that e.Coli infected at least 26 people at one water park in the summer of 1998, ultimately resulting in one fatality. Another study found the parasite Cryptosporidium survives even well-chlorinated water parks, posing a potentially fatal threat to those with lowered immune systems.

But small private pools and large public ones are also potential health hazards, depending on how they're maintained. The CDC notes a rapid rise in gastro-intestinal illnesses borne from dirty swimming pools across the country in the past two decades.

Short of getting pool maintenance certification or sweating out an unbearable summer, what can you do?

The first step is to be a good pool Samaritan. Take it to the restroom, folks, and emphasize lots of bathroom breaks for your kids. Another important to-do: always shower before getting in the pool. If you've done your part, you still can't trust your blissfully clueless fellow swimmers.

6 signs you shouldn't swim there

To find out of your pool is safe, look for some tell-tale signs of bacteria.

"Check if you see the bottom," says Dr. Wiant. "If a pool is clear it's likely very clean and balanced, but if it's it cloudy or the sides are slimy, those are signs that bacteria is prevalent and the pool isn't filtering out germs the way it should."

Hyper-vigilant swimmers can also purchase pool test strips at any drug store and do their own scientific assessment. "They're easy to use," he adds, "just crack one open and dip it in the pool and you'll be able to tell right away if the pool is clean."

[b]Another signal it's time to get out of the pool: burning, stinging eyes. [/b]Although it's not seriously harmful, when "urine combines with chlorine it becomes an irritant," Wiant says. So if you find yourself squinting in pain after a dive, ask yourself why that person doing the backstroke in the next lane looks so relaxed. It's not that nice of a day.

http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/swimming-pools-public-toilet-bowls-many-survey-193700688.html

Me wey dey swim 4 stream wats d advice 4me?

Phiozy: I dont see any reason why I shld continue wt a relatnshp of dat kind. I would feel withdrawn if my boyfrnd shouts at me in d name of correction or insults me weda publicly or priv8ly, not 2 talk more or less of beating me up. I'm not used to such, so why shld I begin nw? D background of any lady dat continues wit such relatnshp shld be checked, esp d father figure in her life. A lady who grows up receivin all d love and care 4rm a dotin father woul neva succumb 2 dat (unless d guy pretended all along until he made her his bride). Most of d ladies stil involved in such relationshps continue because dey fil d beating and insults are evidence of how much d guy loves dem. What love? They rily nid 2 work on their self-esteem, telling demselvs alwz dat 'Im 2 beautiful, 2 nice, 2 special to let anyone or any man be nasty 2me'. E.T.C

also too stupid 2 misbehave!

i dey go any whr?

Every strugle of a man is for the woman!

sometimes i wish i were a girl

joeydozzy: 3 things obviously possible:

1.she already knows you

2.she's not using her profile pic

3. she just wants to flirt

the other 2 might be possible cuz i do skype n make internet calls wit her ,dat confirms dat she's nt using a wrong profile pic.

ifihearam: Have you made efforts to go and meet her??
If the mountain does not meet mohammed then mohammed needs to meet the moutain
Goodluck

tried my best

ecolime: Is online dating real?... Well, let's just say love has no boundary like some people say.
Personally I think she's just a time-waster who only enjoys communicating with you for the fun of it. How are you even sure she's not in a real life relationship with someone?

so wats u suggesting? I dnt even hv her time cuz i hv smethngs 2do wit my girl ,am i to keep ignoring her calls? Jst wana knw dis kinda lunatic bitch!

sexkillz: God Abeg, na which kind mumu be this? What happened to all the ladies you have met in real life for the past 4 years? Are you so ugly that no one else wants you? Lord have mercy. . .

thanks for the quote man ,anticipating to meet her doesnt mean i'll fold my arms n wait till heaven falls ,i've been in several relationshp since then .check out my fb profile @facebook.com/zenanted or add me wit my name Anointed Prince n confirm dat a cutier dan u thnk!

Dear Nairalanders ,i met this beautiful charming young lady online for over 4years nw ,bt all my effort to meet this young woman proves aborting ,the annoying part of it is that since then she still calls me ,sends me nice messages till date, her area of abode is nt too far from me cuz we live in the same city, i tried ignoring her calls but she'll alws notify me that she'll make it upto me
Dont know if she's testing my patience or playing pranks, she has never made any demand 4rm me instead she sends me recharge cards ,spends time calling jst to hear my voice, we're both friends in every social network u can talk of globaly
pls i need your help on this one dunno wat next to do!

Make-Up : simply means trying to be that which u're not! Its due to lack of self-confidence that makes our ladies not to trust their natural beauty embedded in them. Personaly i hate make-ups cuz it shows that u're masquerading ur real self.

michelin89: Na lie. . .they like them with make up. The more, the better!

stop decieving urslf!!!

Cuteobi: IMAGINE IF THE 3 WISE MEN HAD BEEN 3 WISE WOMEN
They would have asked directions instead of following d star.
They would have arrived on time, helped deliver baby Jesus, cleaned d stable, brought practical gift - pampers, feeding bottles, baby clothes & made milk for the new baby...etc
But what would they have said as they left...
I thought we were supposed to be meeting them at a nice hospital.
Did u see the shoes Mary was wearing with that dress? They don't match oo.
Can u believe they let all those disgusting animals in there.
That donkey they're riding has seen better days! Can't he buy her a baby jeep.
I heard that Joseph isn't even working right now. Nawa o... how will they survive?
But I like her hair oo, I think it's Brazilian...either Remy or Koquette 28 inches. Hmmm, I wonder d oil she uses on it.
That baby doesn't look anything like Joseph! Virgin ke? Hmmmm! Virgin my foot! Isn't it that Mary girl, I knew her in Sec school. =D

its in u!

who are the Bitchy ones and what makes u think that Bitchity is not embedded in every woman?

bolargeez: Football is a crowd sport, and I believe crowd is senseless. Why would I waste my two hours watching a game that would soon fizzle out of my memory like a scoop of ice cream. The time is better spent doing something more intellectually rewarding. Aside the crowd mentality syndrome invoke by the game, the game has programmed the people's mind to accept it as a modern day gladiators spectacle.

The shout and war of colours are so maddening. Up Blues, Red for life, I wonder what happens to Green for life. We are so engrossed with foreign own sports we neglect our own local league. Many homes are in jeorpardy simply because the bread winner has turned viewing center to his second home. A guy in my area has turned to complete Chelsea Brand Ambassador. Whereever, he his ready to flunt his blue car, sneekers, jersey, bandana, muffler and his blue girlfriend.

I beg dont discuss with me the game of yesterday, I have a more potent dough of today to make.
FOOTBALL HATERS INC.

I hope I am not alone, blunt and candid opinions are welcomed.

A woman is better than u!

mkpologwu: Do women still play men? Well, only a hen-peck fellow who take them serious! Treat her as Miss/Mrs Nobody and u will never experience heartbreak!!!

When i see guys dat make such complains i feeling like rubbing my shit on their face, Begining of evrythng matters alot ,if u started by been a woose ,dats wat u'll be till the end nomatter how she loves u, build ur relationshp in a courageous and manly way even if she's miss world U WILL STILL BE IN THE DRIVING SEAT.....

slimyem: just walk away nah...abi na by force?

matured minds can neva behave abruptly ,so babe even u! Can u snub a guy jst for excusing u?

Rename the doomed country!

Generally, ladies dnt luv guys dat luv them
But for both partiest we need to undastand this 5 Love Facts
1-If it's because of her eyes or her lips
or her great body.
-It's not love, it's a LUST
2-If it's because of her intelligence or
insight about life.
-it's not love, it's and admiration
3-If it's because she cries everytime u
try to leave.
-it's not love, it's PITY.
4-If it's because she makes u forget 2
study and sleep.
-it's not love, it's infatuation.
5-Love - is when you don't know why
you seem to be attracted to dat person..
(Love has its reason, and that reason is
unknown!),
And Make Sure That In Search Of A Perfect
Person
You Don't Loose A True One,
Because
Perfection Is Fantasy
&
Truth Is Reality

i dnt even watch nollywood movies!