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PoliticsRe: Burkina Faso Refuses To Release Nigerian NAF C-130 Plane, 11 Soldiers by zenburster: 9:45am On Dec 11, 2025
If Burkina Faso releases either that plane or its passengers, I will be mad pissed.


The plane should be seized permanently and the passengers jailed for a while.

A country being tele-guided by France to destabilize other African countries thinking it deserves approbation deserves all insults they receive in the process.
PoliticsRe: Oyebanji Makes History As First Commercial Flight Lands At Ekiti Airport by zenburster: 9:09pm On Dec 10, 2025
Who in heavens name is flying into Ekiti?

When older, more established airports in Akure and Benin are almost moribund and barely chugging along?

These people use airports to steal money.

Like that face cap wearing, golden microphone totting, fake professor in engineering, Dave Umahi did in Ebonyi.


On Sunday's, that airport is used by various churches and fellowships, for services.

A total waste of money
RomanceRe: Leg Chain Wearing Woman Is Tormenting My Brother by zenburster: 9:06pm On Dec 10, 2025
AfDapone:
Wearing leg-chain means the wife is open to sleeping with other men as approved by the (stupid, gullible, woke) husband.
Lack of exposure coupled with religious brainwashing is a terrible combination
RomanceRe: Leg Chain Wearing Woman Is Tormenting My Brother by zenburster: 2:51pm On Dec 10, 2025
Now what does her leg chain have to do with anything?

It appears like your brother in question, you also dont have too much sense.

Good for both of you.

May the legchain-wearing woman continue to show your family pepper.
PoliticsRe: I Am Still In Office By President Tinubu’s Special Favour - Fubara by zenburster: 8:51pm On Dec 08, 2025
And how is the charade we are practising in Nigeria, democracy?

CultureRe: Awujale: Family Orders KWAM 1 To Prove Lineage, Warns Against ‘Strangers' by zenburster: 6:34pm On Dec 07, 2025
Elliotwaveforec:
Ui
For Oshodi Oba, it's better for any Yoruba from anywhere to be king than a Tapa (Nupe) man given land by the Awori to be king in Oshodi.

Oluomo as king of Oshodi is in order, and the name of Oshodi should be changed from the Tapa name.
Are cripples (Oluomo has only one functioning leg), allowed to become kings?

Answer
PoliticsRe: Zoning Not On The Table For Now, So Make Up Your Mind - ADC to Peter Obi by zenburster:
Peter Obi should not bother himself contesting as he can't beat Atiku at bribing delegates at the primaries with bundles of dollars.

He should instead donate such money to nursing schools.

So let the ADC give their ticket to Atiku.

That one is a professional in failure.

Congratulations to Tinubu in advance,
CrimeRe: Acquitted Lagos Doctor, Olufemi Olaleye, Remanded In UK For Recording Sexual Act by zenburster: 12:44pm On Dec 07, 2025
A mature man like this, who is allowing his John Thomas to control him instead of his brain
CultureRe: Awujale: Family Orders KWAM 1 To Prove Lineage, Warns Against ‘Strangers' by zenburster: 11:30am On Dec 07, 2025
Kog45:
Oga you go talk tired,I just see you're so pain,pls take it easy o
Who let the dogs out? Whoof whoof!!!
CultureRe: Awujale: Family Orders KWAM 1 To Prove Lineage, Warns Against ‘Strangers' by zenburster: 7:42am On Dec 07, 2025
Is this not the same method MC Oluomo tried to use to become Oba of Oshodi?

A man who is originally from Kwara tried to claim his lineage in Oshodi via his grandmother's elder sister's husband's cousin.

Moreover, are cripples (Oluomo has only one functioning leg), allowed to become kings?

Anyway, all this "trace your lineage to the 7th generation" is all bladderdash.

If Ojuyobo aka Tinubu (of no known lineage or parentage) wants him as Awujale, the minions will kowtow.
CelebritiesRe: KWAM 1: Wasiu Ayinde Wants To Be The Next Awujale Of Ijebuland by zenburster: 5:41pm On Dec 05, 2025
KWAM 1 as Awujale
MC Oluomo as Oba of Oshodi/Governor of Lagos state.


Nigeria is a country where the worst of us rule the rest of us.
CrimeRe: Man Who Claimed Senator Ned Paid Him To Harm Regina Daniels Begs For Forgiveness by zenburster: 9:19am On Dec 05, 2025
"Wisdom in people is the anticipation of consequences" - Norman Cousins

May lightning fire Pa Ned if he forgives this fellow.


PoliticsRe: Harrison Gwamnishu Accused Of Stealing Part Of Ransom Meant To Release A Couple by zenburster: 3:35pm On Dec 04, 2025
Bizibi:
what sort of rubbish is this..... keyboard warriors always writing nonsense.
Your father is
CelebritiesRe: “The Woman I Love” – Ned Nwoko Hails His Moroccan Wife, Laila by zenburster:
This man is experiencing his first heartbreak in his 60s.


All praises be to gen z
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Nominates Ibas, Dambazau, Others As Ambassadors by zenburster: 1:33pm On Dec 04, 2025
So until foreign Interlopers light a fire under the asses of these loafers masquerading as political leaders, they won't do what they are supposed to do?


Trump, I thank you o!!!
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Offers To Cover Funeral Costs For Victims Of American Mass Shooting by zenburster:
Ogbeni Burna Boy, apologize to that woman and her partner whom you sent out of your concert.

This foreign audience isn't like those in Nigeria who have goldfish-type memory.

So this performative philanthropy, instead of an outright apology, won't stem the tide of cancelled concerts and low ticket sales.

You will learn the hard way, and the lesson will not be palatable.

What a spoilt brat
PoliticsRe: Harrison Gwamnishu Accused Of Stealing Part Of Ransom Meant To Release A Couple by zenburster:
Harrison, who has a documented history that includes serving jail time for armed robbery, is currently being scrutinized for his actions. So his tweets yesterday was just him trying to front-run the allegations that he knew were coming.

As I discussed recently with a knowledgeable source, individuals like Harrison are often seen as products of a dysfunctional society.

If Nigeria's institutions were functioning effectively, we wouldn't see phenomena like rampant abduction and kidnapping becoming the norm.

The more pressing issue is the alarming trend of a private citizen embarking on dangerous rescue missions.

What is the justification for this?

What formal training or expertise does he possess in areas like hostage negotiation or tactical operations?

This situation highlights the fundamental breakdown of order in the country, suggesting a thoroughly "upside-down" system.


This situation bears a striking resemblance to the trajectory of Segalink between 2018 and 2021.
He gained prominence by presenting himself as an activist and lawyer capable of helping civilians arrested by the Nigerian Police/SARS.
However, Segalink was eventually exposed as a government operative, specifically, an aide who was allegedly the handler of the official Nigerian Police Force (NPF) Twitter account and a Special Assistant (SA) to the Minister of Police Affairs.

Since then, he has abandoned the Nigerian social media space.


Considering the allegations against Harrison, I believe he is likely guilty of the offenses being attributed to him.

In my view, he should be subjected to a rigorous investigation ("held by the brokos"wink until the full truth is revealed.

I hold a strong conviction that there are very few altruistic activists in Nigeria.

Ultimately, they are almost always revealed to be motivated by self-serving interests, be it political favor, fame, or financial gain.

This pattern has been observed in public figures ranging from former activists turned politicians, such as Oshiomole and Keyamo, to other controversial figures like VDM, Segalink, and now this latest individual, Harrison.

TLDR: Whatever they say Harrison did? He did that shit

Update: Harrison has been arrested after confessing to actually taking a cut from the ransom.

I knew it!!!
CelebritiesRe: Help Me, Tuface Breaks Silence - (photo) by zenburster: 12:35pm On Dec 03, 2025
Help yourself Mr Tuface

A 50-year-old man who needs rescuing from a 29-year-old single mother whose husband abandoned and fled from to Canada.

You see that John Thomas that isn't allowing him to reason clearly?

By the time this Edo woman is done with him, he will learn to make better decisions.

What "snow" has joined together, let no man put asunder.
PoliticsRe: Osun 2026: I Am Ready To Work With Omisore, Others To Unseat Adeleke — Oyebamiji by zenburster: 9:39pm On Dec 02, 2025
Burob:
Why don’t u go & offer yourself for service, I am sure u have goods friends that can donate to purchase the governorship form for u?
A "wide aneema" spotted in the wild.

Now run along and go play with sand
PoliticsRe: Osun 2026: I Am Ready To Work With Omisore, Others To Unseat Adeleke — Oyebamiji by zenburster: 9:14pm On Dec 02, 2025
These men have nothing to offer.

Give them 1 million years, nothing will change.

Politics over proper governance

As long as they have their mouths latched onto the teat of political patronage where they can suckle as much as they can, all is good
EventsWhere Can One Socialize In Nigeria If You Aren't Into Church Or Clubbing? by zenburster(op): 9:11pm On Dec 02, 2025
Not a religious nut,

Not into clubbing, drinking or partying.

Where in that godforsaken country can a bloke socialize?
CrimeRe: Emma Nwagwu: Sugar Daddy Kills Girlfriend In Nsukka For Cheating by zenburster:
[s]If they told this lady to kuku marry the man as a second wife, she would have said he was too old.[/s]
However, to be his side chic was alright.


She has laid her bed so let her lie in it.

Update: I just discovered that the man was her cousin who was sexually abusing her. And he killed her after she reported him.

Kindly ignore my earlier statement
CelebritiesRe: Nkechi Blessing Arrested The Lady Who Secretly Recorded Her At The Gym by zenburster: 6:43pm On Dec 01, 2025
Let her arrest everyone in Nigeria, it won't reduce the size of her geepee tank-sized "stomock"
BusinessRe: Sudeep Dalamal Ramnani: Is He The Richest Indian Man In Nigeria? by zenburster: 12:31pm On Dec 01, 2025
terrezo2002:
Their juju is working for them. Same with Chinese and other Asians. They see differently. Even though most of us are more intelligent and better, but we produce nothing with our intelligence. They are like ants and termites who just continue to work and before you know it, they have built a castle.
It is obvious this is beyond physical.
Typical black man reasoning.

Everything is juju and magic.

Paddy Oodensin
PoliticsRe: 2027: ADC Only Viable Alternative For Nigerians – Atiku by zenburster: 7:26pm On Nov 29, 2025
yarimo:
ADC only viable for serial losers like ATIKU, OBI and others grin
This life you are living now, is this the life you planned to live when you were a kid?

Ronu o! Think!!!
RomanceRe: Avoid These Set Of Women For Your Own Good. by zenburster: 1:53pm On Nov 29, 2025
This OP deserves hot ifoti

Brain resetting ifoti
CelebritiesRe: KWAM 1 Recognizes Son With Bisola Badmus After 15 Years by zenburster: 9:48pm On Nov 28, 2025
TempleHouse:
Did Bisola knows Wasiu is married before she slept with her ❓
A 70 year old man?

No, she didn't know.

Kwam1 is a bachelor
CelebritiesRe: KWAM 1 Recognizes Son With Bisola Badmus After 15 Years by zenburster: 9:47pm On Nov 28, 2025
abidem4real:
Kwam 1 never rejected the child. They both just made it public. There must be a reasonable understanding between Bisola and K1 for keeping it secret till this time. I believe K1 must have been performing his fatherly duties on him since
Pele o!!!

SSA to KWAM1, who knows everything he does.

Osinwin
CelebritiesRe: KWAM 1 Recognizes Son With Bisola Badmus After 15 Years by zenburster: 9:45pm On Nov 28, 2025
These Nollywood actresses, they are forever queuing up to get knocked up by with MC Oluomo or this 70-year-old grandpa KWAM1.

He knocked her up and recognized her son after 15 years and her co-travellers were congratulating her.

Awon osinwin

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