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BusinessRe: Banks To Start Charging ₦50 Stamp Duty On Transfers Above ₦10k From January 1st by zenburster:
Tinubu, roast Nigerians Asun as possible.


They are your goat meat
FamilyRe: Couple Banished In Anambra After Their Son Pushed 2 Siblings Into River by zenburster: 9:30pm On Dec 30, 2025
What century and exact year are we in again?

This reminds me of when Okonkwo was banished from his village Umuofia for seven years after he accidentally killed a clansman, Ezeudu's son, during a funeral gun salute in Chapter 13 of Chinua Achebe's Things Fall Apart, a crime against the earth goddess requiring exile to his mother's village, Mbanta, for purification.

Chinua Achebe, may you continue to RIP
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Opens Up About Overcoming Smoking, Alcohol, Masturbation And Anger by zenburster: 11:16am On Dec 30, 2025
Google the word: RECIDIVISM

InvestmentRe: What Platform Should I Lock ₦6Million For 5 Years? by zenburster:
fuckboys:
Dude just buy Gold.

Gold i bought for 3m in 2020 is worth 7m now.
What you could buy with #3m in 2020, 7m can't buy it today.

If your ROI is not beating the inflation rate, then

You lost money in real terms.

Understand the time value of money, depreciation, inflation, and other terms, before you invest #1 anywhere.
PoliticsRe: Tension As Explosion Rocks Kebbi General Hospital by zenburster: 9:48am On Dec 30, 2025
You come down hard on those who caused this now, and Gumi and the victims will be up in arms, claiming that they are their sons.


Nigeria should either split or have a One Country, Two systems arrangement.


I have nothing in common with a typical northerner, not religion, not culture, not way of life, nothing

So why are we in the same country?
PoliticsRe: Current Photos Of Ex-Governor Emmanuel Uduaghan And His Wife Roli by zenburster:
Thunder faya both of them


Isn't Roli, their daughter in the House of Rep?

I repeat, thunder faya their collective left buttocks
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Asks Wale Edun To Resign, But Reluctant To Fire Him - Empowered Newswire by zenburster: 2:12pm On Dec 29, 2025
ppogba:
What is he throwing away?

Will the 3 years plus as a Finance Minister be expunged or deleted or obliterated from his CV?

Dey there make pant dey wear you.
If you don't have anything reasonable to contribute as a rejoinder, why don't you STFU?

There are issues that are beyond your intellectual depth


Next time you see my comment, jump and pass.

I will not be this restrained.

Be warned
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Asks Wale Edun To Resign, But Reluctant To Fire Him - Empowered Newswire by zenburster:
A man who made his bones as a founding staff of Stanbic IBTC, wth a storied career in banking, is about to sacrifice his reputation on the altar of partisan politics?

Like Emefiele did.

These people dont learn
FoodRe: See Life Chicken I Bought ₦8k On Christmas Day In Abuja (Pics) by zenburster: 12:37pm On Dec 29, 2025
You will sell off the future of your kids because of a mere chicken?

And we blame Esau?

How much was chicken before Nero became president?

Iku pa e.

BusinessRe: Business Mogul, DR. Frank Igbojindu Empowers Women, Set To Raise 20 Millionaires by zenburster: 8:12pm On Dec 26, 2025
ICYMI, The OP is Alex Reports in disguise
PoliticsRe: EFCC Drags Malami, Son To Court Over Alleged ₦212.8 Billion Property Scam by zenburster: 1:24pm On Dec 25, 2025
If this man is successfully taken down, then watch closely.

Senator Epa Nedu, will go down too
CrimeRe: Lagos Court Remands Nigerian Wanted In US For $1.24 Million Fraud by zenburster: 8:12pm On Dec 24, 2025
This man's nose is baffling.
HealthRe: Man Writes His Own Tribute Before Passing Away (Photo) by zenburster: 8:43am On Dec 24, 2025
orisa37:
THAT MAN DIDN'T KNOW J E S U S, SO HE DIED USELESSLY!!!
This comment apt captures the reason why I have a seething hatred for religious people.

Out of all the salient points raised in his auto-obituary, the only thing you could say is that he died because he didn't know Jesus?

Your Jesus should have taken you and left him, so he could know him instead.
PoliticsRe: Kogi Governor, Usman Ododo Hails Efforts Of His Cabal, Names Leader by zenburster:
Kogi state is most unfortunate.

I doubt if they have ever had a reasonable person with an above-room-temperature IQ as governor since the state was created.

Ododo, I pour you spit
PoliticsRe: Lagos Governor Sanwo-olu Swears In Speaker Obasa's Son As Agege Chairman by zenburster: 7:14pm On Dec 22, 2025
You served the father.

You will serve the son also.

Data boys please note.
PoliticsRe: FG To Introduce Mandatory Vehicle Recycling Fee From 2026 by zenburster: 12:54pm On Dec 22, 2025
In other words, vehicle registration is going to increase.

These people will stop at nothing until they start to tax the air being breathed and the ozone layer depletion by generator usage.

The revenue will be stolen and used to buy more SUVs and starched agbadas.

Shameless fuuuuuls
PoliticsRe: Ayo Salami Chapter 9 Disqualifies You Again, Malami Criticizes EFCC Boss by zenburster: 12:35am On Dec 22, 2025
Anything bad that happens to this man, he deserves it and more.

This man, with Buhari's connivance, committed a great deal of evil.

From freezing people's accounts during the October 20, 2020, saga, to shutting down Twitter, to declaring crypto a crime, to making a special Hausa-language broadcast gloating about the illegal extradition of Nnamdi Kanu?

If Obi becoming president under ADC means bringing reprobates like Malami back into power, then let Tinubu become life president.

Malami, Iku Pa E TMTM
PoliticsRe: President Bola Tinubu Visits Eyo Custodian In Lagos by zenburster: 12:28am On Dec 22, 2025
Eyo custodian wearing Air Force 1s.

Iku pa e
PoliticsRe: Police Take Over Azbir Hotel, Azbir Arena Linked To Ex-AGF Abubakar Malami by zenburster: 7:14pm On Dec 21, 2025
Whatever vicissitudes of life happen to this man,

He deserves it and more.

Unlike the typical Nigerian, I do not forget what this man did during Buhari's regime.

P.S: When this man falls, Senator Nedu falls too.

Mark this tweet.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Commissions 3,000 Electric Bicycles In Borno State by zenburster: 7:11pm On Dec 21, 2025
Electric bicycles.

To charge them with what?

Is there even electricity?

Sometimes we need to understand the racism of white people.

Blacks arent it at all
CelebritiesRe: Portable Spotted F!ght!ng At Odumodublvck’s Concert In Abuja by zenburster:
ZaddyJ:
The juju wey dem do for am na the consequences be that. He go get money oo but he must make trouble anywhere wey him go till him kpai. Na the rule be that. So no one can stop him except the juju spoil. No remedy it .
STFU!!!

See you speaking authoritatively about something you have no substantive evidence about.

The propensity of the melanated to ascribe what they don't understand to Juju, demons, or spirits beats me.

Why so allergic to critical reasoning?

scallywag.
Christianity EtcRe: What I Did After Seeing 10+ Opened Porn Sites On Browser Of Phone I Was Gifted by zenburster: 1:30pm On Dec 21, 2025
MadamExcellency:
Before God, employment doesn't matter anything but a new life in Christ.
Use your faith to pay your bills.

Iku pa e
Christianity EtcRe: What I Did After Seeing 10+ Opened Porn Sites On Browser Of Phone I Was Gifted by zenburster: 12:40pm On Dec 21, 2025
You clearly must be unemployed.
PoliticsRe: Only A Fool On A Suicidal Path Will challenge Tinubu In 2027 - VP Shettima by zenburster: 3:38pm On Dec 20, 2025
This semi-illiterate Kanuri herdsman who doesnt know he is going to be dropped as VP come 2027.

Iku a E
HealthRe: Ekiti Govt Sacks Surgeon At EKSUTH Over Alleged Removal Of Patient’s Kidney by zenburster:
Was the kidney harvested for eating or for sale?

What sort of nonsense is this again?

You go to a Nigerian hospital and are scared that your surgeon may harvest your organs?

Hippocrates must be turning in his grave
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Soldiers Released From Burkina Faso Arrive In Ghana by zenburster: 12:06am On Dec 20, 2025
Bahamas95:
Ghana?


Nor be Portugal dem go again? Nawa o!
Confusion break bone.

The pilots are probably high on burukutu,

Europe is to the north and west of Nigeria. Why did they go to Burkina Faso then, return to Ghana?

Liars!!!
PoliticsRe: Electricity Supply Is Soo Poor by zenburster: 12:02am On Dec 20, 2025
Offpointng:
I'm not a prophet but you're in Ibadan 😂

Ibadan and constant light are like two parallel lines that can never meet.

That place is hellfire.

Funny enough, the yeye minister of power lives there.
PoliticsRe: Death Penalty For Kidnappers, Terrorists Will Worsen Insecurity In Nigeria - FG by zenburster:
Logic of kagawa.

Mad people

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