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Events › Re: Where Can One Socialize In Nigeria If You Aren't Into Church Or Clubbing? by zenburster(op): 8:21pm On Jan 26

EmperorIsaac:
Library...with books! You'd travel the world and interact with different minds (dead and alive) thereby.

Socialize with books?

Interesting

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Politics › Re: Coup plot: Sixteen officers arrested, to face military panel by zenburster: 5:20pm On Jan 26

I thought the Army high command denied that anything of such happened?

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Politics › Re: Kwankwaso’s Brother Yahaya Follows Kano Governor To APC by zenburster: 5:17pm On Jan 26

Putindbutt:
Consolation of election losers. APC had 10 Governors, then, 5 PDP Governors joined. And what you failed to realize is that most northern Governors in PDP worked for Buhari's election because they believed GEJ was using the North's turn.
As at today, your failed coalition had zero Governors, let's even dash you two Governors - Bauchi and Oyo. So, what magic are you going to perform?.

Who is this wide aneema?

Do you have comprehension issues?

Politics › Re: Kwankwaso’s Brother Yahaya Follows Kano Governor To APC by zenburster: 4:51pm On Jan 26

"There were 28 PDP governors when GEJ lost in 2015."

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Politics › Re: 2027: Storm As Shettima’s Fate Divides APC by zenburster: 9:57am On Jan 26

"Do not interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake"

Politics › Re: 2027: Obi–Kwankwaso Rumoured Alliance Not A Threat To Atiku - Paul Ibe by zenburster: 9:47am On Jan 26

Rather, Atiku becomes president in 2027,

Let Tinubu complete his disastrous 2-terms.

An additional 4 years won't kill Nigerians.

"What is dead, may never die."

Politics › Re: I Never Said 2027 Will Be War, Video Is deepfake & AI-manipulated - Ajimobi by zenburster: 8:06pm On Jan 24

If it was manipulated, then show us the unmanipulated version.

F00l at 70.

Iku pa yin ma

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Politics › Re: 2027: We Are Going To War In Oyo, We Have Federal Money, PDP Must Go - Ajimobi by zenburster: 5:14pm On Jan 24

This shameless Lebanese woman from Kano.

I hope she will put her children to lead the war procession?

Anyone who dies for a politician is a fool

Celebrities › Re: ‘I’m 34, Ready For Marriage’ – Nancy Isime by zenburster: 3:33pm On Jan 24

After having affairs with uncountable married men (allegedly ),

She has hit the wall and now wants to marry.

What you did to others will also be done to you.

Don't cry when a young girl starts to sleep with your husband o.

Ire o!!!

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Politics › Re: 'What Is N270bn?’ - Maina Says EFCC Can Recover More Assets From Malami by zenburster: 8:04am On Jan 23*

Et tu, Maina?

Kai Kai Kai kai!!!

Abdulrasheed Maina, who was convicted for stealing over N2 billion in pension funds, appointed as ‘Grand Patron of NBA Garki Branch’?

Kai Kai Kai Kai!!!

This country is a mad joke.

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Family › Re: How My Brother's Fetish Girlfriend Almost Killed Him. by zenburster: 1:17am On Jan 23

Desazubu:
This one will be on nairaland daily posting everything whether true or false. Only him have the same experience with everyone. I wonder if he have any job at all.

Whenever I see an adult Nigerian use "have" instead of "has" in a sentence, I bleed inside.

Our educational system has gone to the dogs, so that even teachers don't know the difference between singular and plural.

Elementary English.

P.S: Watch supporters of mediocrity come in this unfortunate defence with their overused phrase: "English is not our language."

Spits!!!

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Politics › Re: Fubara Is The Leader Of APC In Rivers, That's The President's Position - Bwala by zenburster: 9:06pm On Jan 22*

What are the odds of Tinubu and Wike falling out before 2027?

The cracks are becoming too obvious, and the trump card of stymieing the PDP, which Wike once held, is gone.

Hence, he has become a political liability.

If Bwala's statement is any true, it effectively ends the impeachment threat.

I will be watching how things unfold, like a bat, arms crossed akimbo.

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Politics › Re: Nigeria Police Promise To Review Prof. Sandra Duru’s April 2025 Petitions by zenburster: 4:21pm On Jan 22

Ogugwa1992 is Reno Omokris burner account.

And knowing the history of the spat he had with Natasha, its no wonder why he is pushing this to the frontpage.

While Seun is asleep at the wheel, the lunatics have taken over the asylum (Nairaland).

Business › Re: Which Nigerian Bookmaker Cash Out Without Stress? AD by zenburster: 1:13pm On Jan 22

Nairaland has started to "advertise" betting?

Wow!!!

The times, they are changing!!!

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Politics › Re: Atiku Head And Shoulders Above All ADC Candidates - Baba-Ahmed by zenburster: 1:11pm On Jan 22

This Mauritanian refugee, too is talking.

Instead of Atiku becoming president, let Tinuku complete his 8years.

Oloribu gbogbo

Health › Re: The Scorpion That Almost Stung Me by zenburster: 6:58pm On Jan 21

Africanwardrobe:
Truly, it almost stang you oo ..

Stang abi na stanged or wetin

Stung.

School no be scam afterall

Business › Re: Senegal Revokes Offshore License Held By Nigerian Multi-Millionaire Arthur Eze by zenburster: 8:16am On Jan 21

From Venezuela, now to Senegal.

The vicissitudes of life blows in threes.

Expect the third, soon.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Republicans Warn Trump That Invading Greenland Would End His Presidency by zenburster: 8:04pm On Jan 20

Never thought the day would come when we would have a tyrant in the White House ala Putin, Kim Jong Un etc.

"The times they are changing."

If Trump is allowed to take over Greenland, then the idea of Canada becoming the 51st state will come into play

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Pets › Re: I Caught This Big Owl This Morning by zenburster: 12:52pm On Jan 20*

This bird has made a grave mistake.

I won't be surprised if the next post will be of it inside a pot of soup.

Nigeria is hell on earth.

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Celebrities › Re: Audio Of Destiny Boy’s Mother Placing Curse On Him by zenburster: 11:41am On Jan 20

Mother cursed him before his death, and father is now asking about his jeep and other property after his death.

It seems this family is worse than Mohbad's;

With family members like these, he didnt need "village people."

Like Mohbad, this unfortunate fellow too "didnt see life come".

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Career › Re: International Forum For Peace & Diplomacy Appoints Irene Onwuka Special Envoy I by zenburster: 9:10am On Jan 20*

DetailedNews is Alex Reports in disguise.

So take this news with a punch of salt, and fling it into the dustbin

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Politics › Re: Borno Speaker Protests Omission Of VP Shettima’s Pictures At APC N/East event by zenburster: 4:32pm On Jan 19

Tinubu will drop Shettima come 2027 and heaven will not fall.

He will replace him with Kwansogbu, if he possible.

Like I said, heaven will not fall.

Politics › Re: 2027: Obasanjo Shuns Atiku, Drives Obi-Kwankwaso Ticket Against Tinubu by zenburster: 11:47am On Jan 19

Same ticket that was offered to this clown in 2023 and he refused it, claiming to be bigger than Obi.

How have the mighty fallen.

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Celebrities › Re: “Poisoned?” – Video Of What Destiny Boy Vomited Before Death Trends by zenburster: 10:37am On Jan 19

If he was being taken to the mortuary and he vomited all this in the vehicle, how could he have been dead?

Do dead bodies vomit?

School no be scam in the end.

Politics › Re: Gov Yusuf’s Demand For Automatic Ticket Delays Defection To APC by zenburster: 1:53pm On Jan 18

The governor is demanding for an automatic ticket.

His godfather is demanding either the presidential or vice presidential position before decamping.

The masses of Kano think this political horse-trading is in their own interest.

May God save us all.

Politics › Re: After Bombardment, Bandits Reach Out To Kogi State Govt For Peace by zenburster: 10:44pm On Jan 17

Nonsense and ingredients.

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