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Crime › Re: How We Rescued Adelabu’s Sister And Twin Sons – Police by zenburster:
The video clearly showed two of the kidnappers captured alive.

The one in handcuffs and the one who fell from the ceiling.

Now the communique is claiming two were killed and others fled.

Make this make sense.

The truth about this kidnap, whether real or staged will eventually come out.

Iku kprai gbogbo yin
Business › Re: Indomie Maker Dufil, Revenue Hits ₦1.1 Trillion, Controls 60% Of Noodles Market by zenburster: 7:28am On Jun 07
The only market that conquered the serial monopolist, and Oligarch, Dangote.

The man tried to muscle Dufil out of the market they created with tears and blood, but ended up selling his Noodles business to Flour Mills for #1.

Yes, that figure isn't mistake.

One naira.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Has Deployed Full-Scale Rescue Operation For Kidnapped Schoolchildren by zenburster: 4:42pm On Jun 06
Instead of him to reach out to his dear friend Gumi and his new disciple Oriyomi Hazmat, to tell their boys to let those children go.
Politics › Re: We Are Set To Commission 30 New Projects In FCT - Wike by zenburster: 9:32am On Jun 05
Ramshackle, low quality, grossly inflated projects like the bus park whose roof got removed by wind merely a week after commissioning?

Wike kiku kprai e
Food › Re: Nigerians Turn To Charcoal, Firewood As Cooking Gas Price Skyrockets by zenburster: 12:17am On Jun 05
Same Nigerians who will still "Dibo ko sebe" next year?

Nigerians deserve everything happening to them.

From insecurity, to bad economy.

They deserve it all.

People who can't see the straight line which connects their bad electoral choices to what currently ails them.

They will rather pray to some imaginary sky daddy than call out their incompetent leaders.

Iku kprai gbogbo yin
Politics › Re: Prof. Christ Imumolen Emerges As Accord Party Presidential Flag Bearer (video) by zenburster:
Pootle:
who is he, and what distinguish him

He is nothing but a fake professor touting spurious academic credentials of dubious origin, and a perennial presidential candidate with less than 0% probability of ever winning.
Politics › Re: Prof. Christ Imumolen Emerges As Accord Party Presidential Flag Bearer (video) by zenburster: 6:25pm On Jun 04
The OP is Alex Reports in disguise

Iku kprai Alex and the fake Prof
Politics › Re: "Nigeria Is At War" - House Of Reps Member, Hon Alex Mascot Cries Out by zenburster: 11:01am On Jun 04
The Uber beating rep who lied he was a senator.


His news always pushed by a fake account controlled by Alex Reports.

The two of una, ogun kprai you and yours
Politics › Re: Group Commends Security Forces, Ribadu For Decisive May Onslaught Against Terror by zenburster: 4:46pm On Jun 03
If he were really doing his job as against subtly aiding and abetting people he calls his brothers, he wouldn't need pressure groups to tell the world that he is working.

Everyone would see and feel it.

Ribadu is just an unrepentant irredentist, an ethno-nationalist terrorist sympathizer, and may his 2031 dreams go up in flames. Insha Jesus 🤲📿
Politics › Re: Akpabio: We’re Pushing For Return Tickets Of Some Senators Who Lost Primaries by zenburster: 11:21am On Jun 03
Tinupoo will be addressing both houses on the 12th of June.

Watch as matured men and women who were dribbled out of an automatic ticket he promised all of them last year, will stand and sing their cult song in honor of this horrible president.

Politicians all lie, it's now Akpabios turn to lie to them that they will get their tickets which they rightfully lost.

So what happens to the winners? Be stripped of their tickets?

Damned if they do, damned if they dont.

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake"
- Napoleon Bonaparte
Politics › Re: Emeka Ike: Lere Olayinka Has No Right To Expose My Privacy, I’m Ready For Him by zenburster: 2:29pm On Jun 02
It clearly shows that the coming elections is just a mere exercise in futility


People will vote and APC and INEC officials will be changing results from the back end

The opposition is clearly unserious not to capitalize on the numerous missteps being taken by these rogues in power


Imagine the APC bring the opposition and Peter Obi being president, doing all these.

They would have ground the country to a halt.
Politics › Re: Naija don go, Entertainers Not speaking up Enough - Davido by zenburster: 1:19pm On Jun 02
T9ksy:
Back to sender!!!
When anyone says "vote right" you Ronubændits and BÆTidiots start foaming in the mouth.

Just "Vote right".

I didn't say don't vote for Tibunu, so why are you crying like a banshee?
Health › Re: That 'Big Man' Pot Belly May Actually Be A Medical Warning Sign by zenburster: 1:15pm On Jun 02
moramota:
Dear Mr. Office man wey wan dey wear "correct starched, white Agbada" everyday 24/7. . Congratulations 🎉

Shior . . Shey na today? Person wey go take heed to advice go take heed. Person wey no go listen, no go listen. Shey bi your own reason na for Office purpose, make you for dey carry big belle enter office up and down to get attention, as if na the big belle dey wan attend to. Shey bí na office you go dey go 24/7.

Continue, Mr. Officer. Make I sha no later dey see you for 10am dey jug for road to burn your belly fat when your fellow office people dey go that your office. Shior.
Why so pained?

Did your pastor tell you I ate your destiny?
Health › Re: “My Dad Died Because All The Qualified Doctors Were In Church” – Keji Giwa Recou by zenburster:
Everyone is a billionaire in that darn God forsaken country.

Including this taata
Health › Re: That 'Big Man' Pot Belly May Actually Be A Medical Warning Sign by zenburster: 12:00pm On Jun 02
saintopus:
I wanted to have big belly but it seems this lifetime is not for me to have that.
It sounds like Tibunu is showing you shege right?

At least the economy is making y'all fit as fiddles
Health › Re: That 'Big Man' Pot Belly May Actually Be A Medical Warning Sign by zenburster: 11:59am On Jun 02
With my pot belly, let me wear correct starched, white Agbada.

Then you with your 6 pack, flat stomock.

Let's see who they will attend to first if we enter an office at the same time.

Everything in life is tactics

Celebrities › Re: Skit Maker Mark Angel Remarries Years After Messy Divorce by zenburster: 2:53pm On Jun 01
I hope this one is actually he really likes and not one he will be asking for threesomes from.

Eleriboo fellow.
Politics › Re: Primaries Don’t Decide Candidates, APC Leadership Does - Ajibola Basiru by zenburster: 2:30pm On Jun 01
Such tripe coming from a former SUG leader isn't surprising.
Politics › Re: 2027: Governor Alex Otti Emerges Abia Labour Party Governorship Candidate by zenburster: 6:34am On Jun 01
Bluntemperor:
Remove the spec in your eyes first -in Abia the Smallest State,in Nigeria before jumping on APC .
Besides ,which kangaroo Primary Did your lords in NDC or ADC or AAC etc,conducted that made their Candidates Now the Sole-Presidential Candidates of their Parties ⁉️
All of them have been planning this dubious -Undemocratic Principles,a long time ago.
Can you imagine the same Opposition that wants Power are Now Fragmented,yet they want to defeat Tinubu.
Na JUJU BE that !
Iku kprai e!!!

You and yours.
Nairaland General › Re: Man Who Died While Watching The Arsenal-PSG Game, Buried In Anambra by zenburster: 2:31am On Jun 01
I blame Tibunu for this.

Unless he had some underlying, prior medical issues, why would he have a cardiac arrest and kprai?

A bad economy is pushing people into gambling and other get-rich-quick schemes.

I am sure he put some money into Arsenal winning and those ones decided to chop im eye.

I blame Tubunu
Politics › Re: 2027: Governor Alex Otti Emerges Abia Labour Party Governorship Candidate by zenburster: 1:02am On Jun 01
There was no need for conducting a primary.

Someone APC men are afraid of competing against
Politics › Re: Man Confronted A Lady For Wearing Tinubu's Renewed Hope Polo by zenburster: 8:53pm On May 31
I am no fan of the man and I wouldn't piss on Tibunu if he was on fire but I feel this is harassment.

We can't all sleep and face one direction.

In a democracy, everyone is allowed to choose who they want.

This is nonsense
Food › Re: How Long Do You Boil Your Eggs? (picture) by zenburster: 6:15pm On May 31
illicit:
Between 5 to 10 minutes

I can eat 5 at a meal
Who asked you for how many you can eat per meal?

FFO oshi 🤣
Celebrities › Re: Insecurity: Davido's Reply on relationship with Seyi Tinubu draws reactions by zenburster: 3:14pm On May 31
ST Soap is heavily invested in the entertainment industry, as evidenced by Olamide, Fireboy, and Asake giving him shoutouts in their records.

He is also a patron of the arts and a shoulder to cry on for female actors and influencers, e.g, King Mitchy et.al

Do you expect those people to now come out to call out the father of their benefactor?

Nigerians should save themselves by voting the right person and not wait for some entertainer or influencer to speak up for them,

Iku kprai Davido
Politics › Re: Naija don go, Entertainers Not speaking up Enough - Davido by zenburster: 2:45pm On May 31
T9ksy:
Why are you fuming in the mouth like a rabid dog? All i asked, was who you believe Nigerians should for ? If you 're too shy to name your principal, then STFU.

At any rate, I wish you all that you wish me. Asè
Like I said earlier,

Iku kprai e.

You and Yours
Politics › Re: Naija don go, Entertainers Not speaking up Enough - Davido by zenburster: 7:18am On May 31
T9ksy:
And who, in your own informed opinion is the "right" person, you believe nigerians should vote for?

Why ask me?

Why not go ask your progenitors?

Iku kprai e

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