Christianity Etc › Re: If You Are Still Having Sex With Mami Wata (Masturbating), Read This Message by Zhirinovsky: 9:43pm On Jul 15, 2018 |
believe it or not, this is 100% correct! ( chrisnwoke1: IF YOU ARE STILL HAVING SEX WITH MAMI WATA (MASTURBATING), YOU ARE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE...
YOUR GLORY IS UNDER SIEGE...
YOUR NAME IS BOLDLY WRITTEN IN THE SECRET ARCHIVES OF THE DEEP SEA AND WHEN YOU DIE THIS IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU...
Why will you be free from the grip of masturbation when you have foolishly refused to freely avoid watching secular movies and songs that are erotic and arousing...?
Why will you not be Miami wata's Cinderella when all the happening porn sites are registered in your carnal mind... Your browser history is my witness!
You did it and nobody saw you, so you think! Congratulations.
Not only did God see you, but whilst you masturbated, mami wata had live intercourse with you being a man and you released your seed into her womb to store up children for yourself in the deep sea.
You are rich in the darkness of the underworld but poor towards God in this material realm.
For the women, papi wata had intercouse with you during the act and you thought your fingers or sex gadgets did it for you. Nooo!
You are a lawful bride of the nephilims of old by reason of that addiction... And if you die in unrepentance, they will take you home to Satan your father in-law.
"They enjoy porn, but in hell they burn."
Even your moral conscience knows that masturbation is a sin, but your ignorant soul will still listen and follow a pastor that says masturbation is not a sin, without knowing he is sponsored by mami wata, the custodian of the riches of the underworld...
There is a book under the sea wherein all the names of these masturbation victims are written.
The victims think they are enjoying something...but if God opens their eyes they will see that it takes two to tango...
Nobody masturbates alone, there is an unseen entity in whom they are having sex with.
This entity begins to reside and indwells in them, thus, at every point they are aroused.
One of such captives was beaten by men in my street some years ago because he was masturbating behind a flower in a broad day light and was caught.
Don't mind the LGBT revolution, they are sponsored from the deep sea, they sponsored Obama's infamous agendas in the White House.
The same entities that manifested in Genesis 6 during Noah's time and provoked YAHWEH to destroying the earth, these spirits are seducing mankind now, thus, many are becoming homosexuals, transgenders, and you still think the present earth is far from destruction?
This entity possesses them that even when married they would not enjoy normal sex because they have another unseen secret partner with immaterial body.
Their names are written in a book that has the name of their spiritual spouse attached to it...
Incubus marries the women. Succubus marries the men.
That seed the men pour out is used for power generation in the marine world...
This same power from the seed (fluid) is what the Queen of the coast uses to make power for her prophets who are more renown in Nigeria, Ghana and Zimbabwe as the principal centers.
You have heard many sermons but you are still trapped in that marine craft?
Do you know why?
It is because you are not alone.
You are doubled. There is an unseen partner following you.
You may be in a quiet place and the entity lures you into the toilet and before we say "jack" you have released it.
You didn't masturbate. You had sex. Sex with who? Sex with a demon. Why? It takes two to tango, not one.
Many Bishops, Pastors, Priests, Prophets, Apostles, Imams, and all manner of religious heads are even trapped in this strange marine marriage.
Forget the crowds, forget the smooth preaching... Many of your religious leaders are in this cage...
Many names are written in the book of the Queen of the coast...
This marine Queen has come to strike deals with me to work for her... She said she will make me popular and give me wealth...
She came not once, not twice, not thrice and I refused, so she vowed to destroy herself.
But she is too too small for my Living Christ.
If you are living in masturbation, you are a married man or a married woman in the spirit...
You must separate from that strange marriage because when you die this is what will happen to you...
Your other half will be with you by the side and the Angel of God will not recognize you as free to be a Bride of Christ...
Thus, being married, Christ cannot steal Satan's property, so you will be taken to Gehenna (hell) which is the headquarter of every dark spiritual kingdom.
And because your name is written there, you will be well admitted without inspection.
Forget claiming to be the righteousness of Christ when you are in masturbation or any sexual sin, for if you really were in Christ, masturbation or sexual sins wouldn't have held you sway in captivity.
"FOR SIN SHALL NOT HAVE DOMINION OVER YOU..." Romans 6:14.
Abaddon (destruction) may tell you to disbelief me, but don't worry, keep arguing...if you die in it, you'll see that what I gave you is expo.
Anytime I write a letter, the underworld comes that same night to threaten...
They'll still come tonight because of what I am telling you, but a dead man cannot die twice. we are dead in Christ...Bless Jesus!
Take a break from the internet, so as to go and cry to God until that your strange and invisible bed mate leaves your life permanently.
I know you want to serve God but you cannot serve him and sin together, so press into holiness.
Forget bulletin or newspaper Christianity and start reading your Bible.
Get addicted to personal Bible study, it is a heavy secret that Satan wouldn't want you to know.
Stay in the place of prevailing prayers and stop looking at your clock when praying.
I know you sing in the choir and people are moved, yet you are here in this bondage. May be you are even a preacher...
This case has made many preachers fear to preach against sin... How will their spiritual spouse allow them to expose them?
You see why they hate preaching against the sins of the flesh?
Eternity is fixed and any mistake taken there is NOT AMENDABLE. Chai, you are a lucky soul because you still have chance to amend NOW!
If I were you I will pursue God according to the order of Jeremiah 29 verse 12-13 from today...
And if I, the writer of this letter could find salvation in Jesus many years ago, you too can find Him, He is not a partial Saviour.
"...I that speak in righteousness, mighty to save." Isaiah 63:1.
Until i write to you again, share this revelation everywhere.
_Apostle Christian Nwoke_© (WhatsApp) https:///send?phone=2347032469360 |
Business › Re: I Need Recommendations For Nigeria Market Analyst Companies by Zhirinovsky: 6:16pm On Jul 09, 2018 |
Chokes&Beulah Ltd Contact their ics with ics@Chokesbeulah.com Mavor: Can someone give me recommendations please of companies in Nigeria who are experts at doing surveys and analysis of the Nigerian economy especially in the area of power? This is for a potential opportunity. Thanks. |
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Zhirinovsky: 3:19pm On Jul 02, 2018 |
So now, what determines the opening price of a stock? onegentleguy: In simple terms, this means that a stock does not necessarily have to open at the previous days closing price, and does not also need to close at the last trading price in a given market day. (...irrespective of whether the last trade fulfilled the rule of a block volume, based on the given stock category) Unlike before, these are no longer pre determined factors. ...that's basically what the NOOP/NOCP rule entails. This is bound to encourage a wide but better volatility, increased market participation from both the retail and domestic portfolio investors. Overall, the entirety of the new rule is very healthy, and would surely drive up a lot of liquidity in the market.
Though complicated, but any smart investor should know how to benefit from this rule.
...there is more to come !! |
Romance › Re: Help I Am Dying Of High Libido Nairalander Shouts out by Zhirinovsky: 6:07pm On Jun 05, 2018 |
Only deliverance can save you bro... Go for one, rededicated your life to God. Read psalm 51. Take prayer points from a good deliverance church and always pray them at midnight. Always rebuke the demon of lust and masturbation in the name of Jesus whenever the urge comes.keep on rebuking them don't bother if it is working or not. Have faith because it is written that we shall rebuke the devil and he will flee. Fast at least once a week (whole day dry fast or break by 6pm) Lord Jesus will save you. IsaacRocks: u might see it as an destroyed life and still celebrate it in the future. it becos I want to renew my life that I shout for help .that I fall into this sin doesn't mean I don't no what am doing in life. it only my weak point .and I want to put an end to it with all means |
Sports › Re: That Ridiculous Booing Of Dele Alli By Nigerian Fans During England Vs Nigeria by Zhirinovsky: 8:37pm On Jun 02, 2018 |
op, there is no adekunle born to Yoruba parents living in Onitsha.'( Ndonu101: Today Nigerian fans in Wembley booed Dele Alli whenever he touched the ball. I commend the fans for turning up in their numbers to cheer the super eagles but I also condemn them for the treatment of Dele Alli.
Here is my reason
What was on display or fueling the reactions by Nigerians is a very faulty culture we practice in Nigeria. A culture rooted in tribalism. You know that culture that says Chukwuma born in Lagos to Igbo parents is not from Lagos, or Adekunle born in Onitsha to Yoruba parents is not an Anambra indigene or Shehu born in Port Harcourt to Hausa parents is not a River State boy!
Geuss what? The world has moved on from the backward tribalism and mentality that goes on in Nigeria.
Dele Alli was born in England and he feels English. Anybody going to London to boo a footballer born in England who has chosen to represent the country of his birth just because his name is Bamidele Alli and his father is Nigerian? Guess what, you are displaying your backwardness to the world! |
Business › Re: IMF Doubts Nigeria’s Capacity To Repay Debts by Zhirinovsky: 8:29am On May 22, 2018 |
Learn to write with your brain. If Buhari didn't borrow from them, how then did the debt almost doubled within just 2 years of his tenure? Check the news from 2015 till date and see the rate APC borrows from external lenders. BlackAfrican: The IMF I know is a gang of greedy loan sharks looking for who to devour...
Nigeria doesn't need IMF loan....
IBB, OBJ and GEJ gladly took from them but Buhari won't. He didn't in 1983... He won't now cos he knows IMF is always up to no good with their useless loans |
Business › Re: How To Sell T-shirts On Amazon And Make $400/day Without Investing A Dime!! by Zhirinovsky: 7:37pm On May 13, 2018 |
What's niche plz? hayzed12345: The only tip i can give is to search for amazon in general and get a design that is selling very well, go to the niche and narrow it with keyword, GIYF for the rest research. |
Politics › Re: Atiku Abubakar Visits Victims Of Mubi Bomb Blast In Adamawa (Photos) by Zhirinovsky: 10:00pm On May 07, 2018 |
You just said you will probably be dead before may 2019  mmb: Atiku can never become a president in my lifetime insha Allah |
Business › Re: Format For Articles Of Association For A Limited Liability By Shares Company by Zhirinovsky(op): 8:45pm On May 02, 2018 |
Someone should help please Zhirinovsky: Please I need someone to give me a sample or brief format for writing Articles of Association of a limited company. please it is urgent.
God Bless. |
Business › Re: How To Open A Business Name In CAC With N12,000 In Just 2 Weeks Without A Lawyer by Zhirinovsky: 4:32pm On May 02, 2018 |
Please sir, can you give me a sample or brief format for writing Articles of Association of a limited liability by shares company on CAC company registration website. please it is urgent. God Bless. Jaay1: So you want to open a business and you know nothing of how to get started, well NO WORRIES. You do not need to find a lawyer, a chartered Accountant or an agent. All you need is an ATM Master Card and an internet connection. The Corporate Affairs Commission (CAC) now has an on line portal that makes life easy for all potential entrepreneurs and Businessmen in Nigeria.
To register A company the first step is to
STEP 1: Search for availability of Name - Visit http://services.cac.gov.ng/ sign up as a new customer and provide all necessary details accurately. Once you are properly signed in click on 'Name availability Search' type in two names that are creative and uncommon as your proposed business name and try to avoid cliché names. Fill the form with your best Email address and Phone number and submit the form when done. The submission of the form would costs N500 and can be paid using you master card, visa card, verve card, on line banking etc. The name search would take one to two working days to be approved or disapproved. If disapproved try again With a different and more unique name.
STEP 2: Register the Business name - Once your name has been approved the next step is to register the business name. Log in to your account with CAC and once logged in click on 'action' and download the the letter of approval from the CAC portal, open it and take note of the approval number. Go back to the website, Click on 'Registration' on the top left of the webpage select business name and paste the number from the approval document on the space provided click on enter. Ensure you know the nature of the business, proprietors of the business and all other relevant information accurately. NOTE: You can 'save and exit' the form at any point where you have difficulties.
* When it comes to nature of the business ensure that you type in three (3) nature of business and it is always a good idea to add General contracts so you do not need to get another business name in the future as, General contracts encompasses everything. (I made the mistake of not adding General contracts and I had to apply with an additional cost of N6000 to get it changed and it was a stressful process)
Fill the form Accurately avoid Mistakes as a Correction would cost you more money and waste your Time. Now one important thing is[i] When asked if you need additional copies of Certified true copy and documents, select Zero as this is applicable to only those who are registering a limited liability company.[/i]
Submit the form and Pay N10,000 for the business name using you ATM card. You would be given a form to submit to the CAC office in your selection.
STEP 3: Physical Submission - Download and print and make two photocopies of - All receipt of payment from Remitta and CAC, - The approval of business name document - The form you received upon payment for business name Take these documents with two passport Photographs, N250 stamp duty fee - to be paid into CAC Skye Bank Account (you can do this before going to the office the bank has the account number) and submit for filing with the corporate Affairs commission.
I hope this information was helpful to you. Leave a comment and tell me how it goes for you. |
Business › Re: Register Your Business Name And Company With CAC by Zhirinovsky: 4:29pm On May 02, 2018 |
Please sir, can you give me a sample or brief format for writing Articles of Association of a limited liability by shares company on CAC company registration website. please it is urgent. God Bless. Bigdaddy234: Get a Company registered today with CAC & be your own Boss
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Business › Re: Limited Liability Company Incorporation by Zhirinovsky: 4:25pm On May 02, 2018 |
Please sir, can you give me a sample or brief format for writing Articles of Association of a limited liability by shares company on CAC company registration website. please it is urgent. God Bless. Idahtee: The Corporate Affairs Commission (CAC) wishes to inform all its accredited Customers (Lawyers, Accountants and Chartered Secretaries), Public users and stakeholders that henceforth, any registration initiated without payment of filing fees will lapse upon the expiration of the reserved name, in accordance with the provisions of Section 32(2) of the Companies and Allied Matters Act. Members of the public to please note for guidance and compliance.
Dated this 2nd day of March, 2018.
Signed: MANAGEMENT
CAC…..committed to prompt and efficient service |
Business › Format For Articles Of Association For A Limited Liability By Shares Company by Zhirinovsky(op): 4:20pm On May 02, 2018 |
Please I need someone to give me a sample or brief format for writing Articles of Association of a limited company. please it is urgent.
God Bless. |
Politics › Re: “we Give You Seven Days To Reverse 400% Land Use Tax” – NBA Threatens Ambode by Zhirinovsky: 6:59am On Mar 08, 2018 |
Elections don dey near, Tinubu don give abode target!. Las Las na we go suffer am cos landlords will multiply their rents in return. There is absolutely nothing one enjoys being a Nigerian but politicians keep on afflicting us with hardship. Millitary is better than this APC govt. |
Christianity Etc › Re: The Man Of God I Admire So Much Is Into Pornography? by Zhirinovsky: 5:40am On Mar 07, 2018 |
Tnkz for the clarification fellowman: Gifts from God do not leave a man easily like that, people commit sins but can still be filled with the Holy ghost.
Example Samson who was a nazarene from birth taking honey from a dead Lion and eating it and giving it to his parents to eat.
That was an abomination because a nazarene shouldn't even approach or touch a dead thing, but the holy spirit didn't leave him. Because he had a gift already.
How about when he slept with a prostitute and woke up early to carry the gate. |
Christianity Etc › Re: The Man Of God I Admire So Much Is Into Pornography? by Zhirinovsky: 1:41pm On Mar 06, 2018 |
I totally understand the op's confusion. Can a pastor who indulges in porn still be able to prophesy through the Holy Spirit? My people, let's not deceive ourselves, God is Holy! When we view pornographic materials, the act automatically drives away the spirit of God and summons sexual demons. Even after we repent from the act, the spirit of God will come back only oncethose filth images leave our subconsciousness/mind. We should be careful on who we trust especially in the church. I am not condemning the pastor but I will advice the op to be cautious and I pray the pastor is a true man of God who fell into sin and seriously needs our prayers and not a wolf in sheep's clothing. I need your prayers too, not to succumb to sexual sins. MsBliss: I still find it hard understanding that he prophecies too. I thought God's eyes are too holy to behold iniquity? Its really eating me Up. Who do I trust again then? |
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Zhirinovsky: 2:46pm On Feb 28, 2018 |
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Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Zhirinovsky: 7:32am On Feb 23, 2018 |
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Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Zhirinovsky: 6:11am On Feb 23, 2018 |
Did it close at N3? Most sites has N2.98 as the closing price yesterday. Please clarify me, I wasn't around during the 2nd half of yesterday's market. fxuser: - highest vol traded - u may just get ur wish , but MM & other wicked hunters de eye am too loll - a lot of bids just siddon below N2.98 OP (opening price) de wait - price found its way back to opening price even while touching a 3.09 intra-day high (inverted hammer) - that closure exactly at 3 is very suspect lol , let see where MM will put opening price tomorrow |
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Zhirinovsky: 10:49am On Feb 22, 2018 |
He should be banned here! Yayira: As in !.. imagine the fuckery.. how much are they paying you Yok ? Let me not receive any mail from you again oo. |
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Zhirinovsky: 10:41am On Feb 22, 2018 |
I never believed all those post for a second. My only problem is that they take we all as fools by during those posts here Yayira: So you think they'll tell people the actual day they want to sell ? Lol That is why follow follow no good.. they'll buy before telling you, sell before telling you that's how the game is played..
BTW let me call out Yok.. during the bull you were busy bombarding my email with stocks you guys were buying but when I emailed you for an opinion on a stock I follow follow you people buy, it's been 1 week now with no response from you.. PLEASE during the next bull FORGET my email address. |
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Zhirinovsky: 10:12am On Feb 22, 2018 |
That report is false and meant to deceive. Yok should stop bringing such nonsense here!!! Those guys didn't even state the main stocks msci are currently offloading. mendes911: Is it only that one?
Flourmills traded about 6.4m units yesterday on NSE but these guys are reporting that they sold over 9m units.
NSE must have been giving us wrong feeds! |
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Zhirinovsky: 10:09am On Feb 20, 2018 |
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Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Zhirinovsky: 1:57pm On Feb 19, 2018 |
Sometimes I just weak for this country. IchimokuPilot: In my state, the money DANGOTE alone pays will send jitters down your spine. The money has NEVER been put to any good use. I personally know the politicians, by name, who share it. How I wish there was a way the masses can get DANGOTE to be constructing concrete roads in the state in place of putting the money directly into the politicians accounts in the name of tax. |
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Zhirinovsky: 1:41pm On Feb 19, 2018 |
Someone should give us the highlights of livestock result na |
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Zhirinovsky: 1:28pm On Feb 19, 2018 |
Nigeria will be better off without the executive arm of govt. We should keep only the legislature and judiciary .Govt is our number one enemy in this country. At the end of the day they will carry all the money and dump into the account of olitical godfathers Cadillac15: They will only disrupt your activities when you have a known operating address.
Most guys using portfolio companies will not see tax officials until they die.
Nigerian govt is not ready to help this country yet. Once you open shop, they close it with their stu.pid policies. |
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Zhirinovsky: 11:36am On Feb 19, 2018 |
I think Fidelity has one of the best NPLR in the banking industry. her NPLR of a little above 5% beats the industry average of a little above 15%. Share holders are still expectant of dividends of up to 30% EPS in an industry where the hope of dividends has been erased by CBN's new dividend payout rule.
I am heavy here and these are some of the reasons why I still see it as a buy or hold.
Technically it is trading close to a strong support at N3 though it may be threatened due to the current slanting triangular trading range. A close below the N3 support is a red flag!. Bearing in mind that there is always a short rally before result release for good companies I believe a buy now with a stop loss of 2.95 is a good move for we traders.
This is not a recommendation to buy and l'm open for criticism. |
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Zhirinovsky: 4:58pm On Feb 17, 2018 |
30% even dey feasible sef but it would've consistent na rationalmind: But 20% weekly is not realistic. We are talking over a thousand percent increase in a year.
Since the bear started, I have kept my money in DS and havent made any reasonable return for two weeks which is okay by me. At least, if im not gaining, I'm not losing. |
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Zhirinovsky: 4:19pm On Feb 17, 2018 |
Yea, you are right. At the end of each week I always check to see what I have achieved within the week and when I see -4% of portfolio, I feel that I 'm in the wrong profession. Buy on the good days when I see +20% I feel like I am the only wise person on earth and others are in the wrong profession  Toluway: You're not the only one . Me too. But authoritatively speaking, this is the nature of this business. There must be fluctuations. Are you a newbie? You must be strong, patient and mature in the game. 2weeks is nothing. 2 months at times self. You don't need to care. Stick to your potfolio please . |
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Zhirinovsky: 1:36am On Feb 17, 2018 |
Tnkz Boss, God Bless! phemmie06: You never loss unless you sell. You can convert your holding to long term. A lot of people have Dáar comms, staco, Union Diagnostics, Chams etc but converted to long time. Even transcorp that become toast of most investors taught me a lot, their paper is still with me, even when I tried to average down I bought at either 4 or 3. But other stocks make me happy |
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Zhirinovsky: 10:02pm On Feb 16, 2018 |
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Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Zhirinovsky: 9:48pm On Feb 16, 2018 |
Not really. Just that I didn't make anything last week and this week too and that can be discouraging. I don't trade and leave a stock. I stay on a good stock riding the wave up and down. Buy at support, sell at resistance and repeat. But sometimes it goes against me though. Staying long in a stock frustrates me. Thanks a lot for the advice. Really appreciate. RabbiDoracle:

That means you entered at a high price. You are carrying the can.
Pele!!! |