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Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Zhirinovsky: 11:42am On Apr 10, 2019
grin I was planning on storming back the NSE cause I thought Atiku will win the presidency but........

Make a list of the people in this government and their qualifications and ask yourself if you were an analyst in Berkshire Hathaway will you even consider adding this country in your African portfolio.

Good bye Nigeria

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Family / Re: My Husband Threatened To Divorce Me Because Of His Friend. by Zhirinovsky: 5:34am On Mar 30, 2019
dont apologize to his friend. What gives him the guts to send you on errands in your own home. Try talk sense into your husband. Use his family members if you are close to them.

Are you sure that your husband is not gays?? For the friend to have the boldness to treat you like that and your husband taking sides with him immediately.
Sister find out o...gays plenty pass normal people now ocry
Chinnyrita27:
Good day nairalanders. I created this account to seek for advice as I am confused and crying as I type this. I have been happily married for 4 years with a daughter of 3 and my husband. Not about a week ago, I had issues with one of his friend in his absence in our home. He had this close friend who came visiting on a faithful evening last Monday(I was not strong enough to go to work),he came when my husband wasn't around so I had to leave whatever I was doing to keep him company while we wait for my husband, at some point I offered to get him food, he obliged and ate, it was not upto 30 minutes after eating, he asked me to go buy him card. Politely, I told him I can't as was so tired and weak to walk about 10 minutes under the sun, i suggested to recharge free for him from my bank, he insisted, frowned his face and asked if I was trying to tell him that he can't recharge from his account, I was shocked, he stood up angry and aggressively and drove out of the compound. I didn't utter a word, I was angry but kept calm.

Not until my husband came back, and when I was about to welcome him but, he angrily yield and screamed at me and asked why I had to insult his friend and call him poor. I angrily asked him why he believed his friend without trying to confirm the from me, we deeply quarrelled and he made statement threatening to end the marriage if I cannot respect his friends and his people. I have never disrespected him or any of his friends and family members before, I'm so confused, we have not be conversing and relating well since Monday. I tried to make peace with him as I wasn't comfortable keeping malice with him but he said I will have to apologise to his friend which is something I don't think I can do.

I am so confused, what should I do?

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Career / Re: Police Officer, Uju Okeke Promoted Today. Shares Photos by Zhirinovsky: 8:04pm On Mar 27, 2019
Hmmm....uju okeke don turn Internet sensation
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 2:19pm On Mar 27, 2019
Please I made a withdrawal yesterday with my payoneer card using firstbank atm. I discovered the exchange rate was N285/dollar instead of the normal N330/dollar.

Please could had been the problem? Will I still experience such in future withdrawals?
Politics / Re: Davido And Saraki Do The 4+0 Sign (Photos) by Zhirinovsky: 8:38am On Feb 15, 2019
Which kano is voting APC? Lol
APCsupporter:
We northerners don't make noise. If the Southwest and NC can be 50-50 We will floor Atiku. Kano+Katsina has more collected PVCs than the entire south east. Then the tsunami of the mighty NW and NE will eliminate the SS. I just dont understand how some people think Buhari will lose. But i want you guys to quote and torment me with mentions if Buhari doesnt win


Politics / Re: Delta State Infrastructure Vs Kano State by Zhirinovsky: 8:23am On Feb 13, 2019
You compared the choicest infrastructure in kano with the bad places in Delta in order to deceive empty brains like you.
Do we look stupid to you deji? Why didn't you compare nice places in Asaba with sabon gari in kano?
For once southwesterners should learn to mind their business. If you have any anger, direct it to Tinubu and leave Delta State alone.

Long live James Ibori
Long live Ifeanyi Okowa.
Long live Delta State.
Long live the PDP.

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Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 4:35pm On Feb 11, 2019
Please who can vouch for Mr.physics. For payoneer fund withdrawal.

mrphysics:

Just did
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 3:15pm On Feb 11, 2019
I replied your mail.
mrphysics:

1. Use an address or a street number that can be easily located. They will bring it to your door step. If you put a post office, your card will just be dropped in the post office. You should use the alternate address if your house can't be easily located. I mean places that the street isn't popular or properly named.

2. You are earning online already. You have to do things, make mistake, learn from it and do it again. It makes you strong.
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 3:06pm On Feb 11, 2019
She's legit?
Cc her plz
Opistorincos:


Try ladyf
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 2:06pm On Feb 11, 2019
I have $68 in my payoneer account. I need a legit person to buy / withdraw it since I can't afford the $15 per withdrawal fee.

mrphysics:

1. Use an address or a street number that can be easily located. They will bring it to your door step. If you put a post office, your card will just be dropped in the post office. You should use the alternate address if your house can't be easily located. I mean places that the street isn't popular or properly named.

2. You are earning online already. You have to do things, make mistake, learn from it and do it again. It makes you strong.
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 1:19pm On Feb 07, 2019
What can someone do to become a good writer? Can you hire someone with a good creative ability but no writting experience?
Benscolari:
if I find someone, why would I tell you grin
?
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 4:58pm On Jan 30, 2019
You will get an instant mail telling you it was successfully or to redo it if unsuccessful
etebefia:
I did my fiverr ID verification today, how do I know the verification was successful?
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 4:56pm On Jan 30, 2019
Replied
mrphysics:

Check your mail
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 3:56pm On Jan 30, 2019
No
mrphysics:


Lol. Have you sold it?
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 2:07pm On Jan 30, 2019
Yes, this will be my first withdrawal.

I can't afford $35 withdrawal cost. The money don finish be that na.

mrphysics:

Add your bank account to your payoneer account brother.
Contact payoneer to reduce your withdrawal limit to $50. Then withdraw straight to your Nigeria account.

The only thing is that the exchange rate would be poor. Also, payoneer would charge you $15 transaction fee plus $20 bank landing fee. You will just end up wasting the fund.

Using payoneer ATM is better and more secured.

is this your first withdrawal?
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 4:31pm On Jan 29, 2019
I don't have the card yet
Grupo:


Use ATM.
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 7:04am On Jan 29, 2019
Hello all, can someone tell me the cheapest route to withdraw a little fund from payoneer to my Nigerian bank account.

I don't want exchangers, can't afford to loose my money.
Religion / Re: "ONLINE DELIVERANCE WITH THE GOD OF ELIJAH"- by Zhirinovsky: 10:10am On Jan 16, 2019
I need Grace to carry out the enquiries prayer sir
servantofGod22:


Ok. Let me explain so others can learn too..

God wants to deliver every one who truly needs deliverance and followed His instructions.

Every one were suppose to go through an enquires prayer for the first time.

This enquires prayer is to determine if one's heaven is opened or not.

It is a simple prayer, where you dress up, read Isaiah 59 V 1 with faith, get a biro and a sheet of paper to jot down your experience after the prayers.

Before now, I use to have a phone call with the person and ask the person to stand close to a bed or chair and repeat after me, Oh God my father, please forgive me my sins, knowingly and unknownly, Oh God my father, if you have forgiven me, please move me forward two steps in Jesus name. Eyes now closed, hand raised for God to minister.

This will be done five times ,after the fifth times, we go down on our kneels and thank God for His mighty hand.(during the prayers, if there is any manifestation going on, you just say, thank you Jesus, thank you Jesus.)

The above way is what some here had with me, but there is now a greater grace by the God of Elijah,. Now, all you need is to receive grace from me, and undergo the self enquires prayer on your own (Isaiah 59 V 1 ) but you most now go down on your kneels to ask for forgiveness of sins and ask God to destroy any evil creature that wantt to interfere with your prayers in Jesus name.

You now stand up and do it yourself right there without phone call as usual

When done, you thank God on your kneels and write every observations and send to me.

The Lord decide to give the greater grace so that He can attend to every one here.

So if there is anyone that needs the enquires prayer, do indicate, so you receive grace for it and if there is any thing we don't understand, feel free to ask.

Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 5:31pm On Dec 24, 2018
Pls can a client download and use (steal) a sample work i have in my upwork portfolio?
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 6:53pm On Dec 19, 2018
Submitting proposals on upwork without feedback can be frustrating. I need tips on how to secure my first job
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 6:48pm On Dec 19, 2018
Tnks a lot
czarina:
Not true

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Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 7:14am On Dec 19, 2018
My people, i decided to start using my upwork account which I opened and just abandoned in 2013 but I want to change the picture cos the one i used then was kinda informal. I learnt changing profile picture can result to suspension of account. Is it true? Should I just manage the old picture like that?
Politics / Re: Atiku Meets Southwest Youths Tomorrow In Lagos by Zhirinovsky: 2:58pm On Dec 16, 2018
In addition to the SGF, the Yorubas will also get the position of first lady. Only if you know the kind of influence Titi has in Atiku's life...and the power she will yield in the next govt

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Business / Re: How To Make Regular Income Offering HOT Digital Marketing Services On Fiverr by Zhirinovsky: 7:45am On Dec 06, 2018
Just created a new account with 1 gig for now. I tried searching for the account on fiverr using another account to see how easy buyers can spot d account but couldn't see it atall..even narrowed down d search to Nigeria but still, it wasn't there.
What could be the problem?

Cc Venzal
Grupo:


No, only your location will change
Business / Re: How To Make Regular Income Offering HOT Digital Marketing Services On Fiverr by Zhirinovsky: 1:47pm On Dec 05, 2018
Tnks
nkhay:


VOIP numbers don't work. Only real numbers.
Business / Re: How To Make Regular Income Offering HOT Digital Marketing Services On Fiverr by Zhirinovsky: 1:46pm On Dec 05, 2018
Pls do naija accounts sell well?
Grupo:


No, only your location will change
Business / Re: How To Make Regular Income Offering HOT Digital Marketing Services On Fiverr by Zhirinovsky: 12:56pm On Dec 05, 2018
Since i can't find a u.s number to use verify my account if i uSe my nigerian number to verify while reverting to a Nigerian I.p browser,will the account still be suspended?
Grupo:


Your question is not clear. Rephrase
Business / Re: How To Make Regular Income Offering HOT Digital Marketing Services On Fiverr by Zhirinovsky: 12:01pm On Dec 05, 2018
If i edit my profile with Nigerian I.p before verifying with a Nigerian number. Will d account still b deported?
Grupo:


If you are registering a new account, better register with a naija ip and save yourself the stress.
Business / Re: How To Make Regular Income Offering HOT Digital Marketing Services On Fiverr by Zhirinovsky: 11:46am On Dec 05, 2018
Created u.s fiverr but phone number verification is the problem...number from textme didn't work... Pls help!
justi4jesu:

Sent



I don't work on fiverr, i just help to exchange fiverr funds.
Business / Re: How To Make Regular Income Offering HOT Digital Marketing Services On Fiverr by Zhirinovsky: 12:22am On Dec 05, 2018
Tnks
Pls while saving my 1st gig, I was asked to provide a phone number which i did using the u.s number i got from textme but fiverrr is saying there's something wrong with the number.
Pls help
nkhay:


Go to canva.com and create a logo. If you want to add white person's picture to the logo, download from Facebook or IG then crop it and place at a corner of the logo. Don't use google for pics.
Business / Re: How To Make Regular Income Offering HOT Digital Marketing Services On Fiverr by Zhirinovsky: 2:46pm On Nov 29, 2018
Please which picture should i uSe then? I am running more than one account hence can't uSe my picture (quote author=Grupo post=73355786]

Don't try it [/quote]
Business / Re: How To Make Regular Income Offering HOT Digital Marketing Services On Fiverr by Zhirinovsky: 6:17pm On Nov 27, 2018
Tnks
Grupo:


Don't try it

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