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Business / Re: How To Make Regular Income Offering HOT Digital Marketing Services On Fiverr by Zhirinovsky: 5:05pm On Nov 27, 2018
Pls is that your picture? Can one use a corporate picture of a random person from the Web?
Chau:
Greetings everyone,
It's been ten days since I joined fiverr. Two orders so far and 4.5 rating. Kindly check out my gig, I will also appreciate any comments you have. Thanks

https://www.fiverr.com/share/0b8aq
Business / Re: How To Make Regular Income Offering HOT Digital Marketing Services On Fiverr by Zhirinovsky: 4:57pm On Nov 27, 2018
Pls sir, how can one withdraw to normal email and recommend a good exchanger pls
Firmjudge:
Let me use this opportunity to sternly warn those rushing to open paypal, guys paypal are extremely strict, they will block your account without warning usually when you have money inside.


my friend withdraw a combine 685 dollar fiverr fund which they placed a 90 days embargo on they often block peoples acvount without warning.



Just use a normal email withdraw to the email not atached to any paypal nd give an exchanger to cash for you. Far easier and safer


For those using epic its good for fiverr not for paypal as it will take you to chicago to dallas to south america each time you log in and log out.all within usa. fiverr wont complain but paypal will raise a red flag.
you have been warned
Religion / Re: Seeing Demons, Angels, Fallen Angels, Spirits.. - Hsp's by Zhirinovsky: 6:38pm On Oct 15, 2018
Tnks
nnamdiosu:


To an extent yes. Let me explain. If you have engaged in frequent masturbation, etc your body has gotten used to a particular level of sperm gauge. Now that you've stopped and your sperm levels are increasing, your body is trying to adjust.
Just relax. Your body is adjusting. Ok? Let's monitor and sees how it goes.
Religion / Re: Seeing Demons, Angels, Fallen Angels, Spirits.. - Hsp's by Zhirinovsky: 3:57pm On Oct 15, 2018
Am above 25 sir, is it normal?
nnamdiosu:


Hi bro.
If you don't experience a sexual dream, and you found a discharge of semen in your boxers then it should be noted as a perfectly normal occurrence. For guys, when the semen has reached a particular amount, the body discharges it it happens during puberty.
However depending on your age limit, are you below 25?
Religion / Re: Seeing Demons, Angels, Fallen Angels, Spirits.. - Hsp's by Zhirinovsky: 7:11am On Oct 15, 2018
Hello Bro CharlyG n Nnamdiosu

I stopped masturbation and porn 2 years ago by the grace of God.but recently I have been having wet dreams this is the 3rd time it is happening in the last thirty days. most time I dont even experience sexual dream, I will just wake up to find my boxers messed up.

Pls why is this happening and how do I stop it?
Business / Re: Mentor With Experience In Chinese Importation Needed. by Zhirinovsky: 5:52pm On Oct 14, 2018
Kk..tnkz lemme check
izzou:


Sent a pm
Business / Mentor With Experience In Chinese Importation Needed. by Zhirinovsky: 4:55pm On Oct 14, 2018
Please we need someone or company with experience in Chinese importation urgently...pls mail me if you can be of help.
Autos / I Need Clean Nigerian Used Corolla by Zhirinovsky: 11:16am On Sep 17, 2018
Who has clean Corolla 2oo4 Nigerian used for sale in lagos

Please it is super urgent
Religion / Re: Seeing Demons, Angels, Fallen Angels, Spirits.. - Hsp's by Zhirinovsky: 8:15pm On Sep 16, 2018
Sir, We are still waiting for you to share the expository information about witchcraft
CharlyG1:
Happy Sunday People of God.

You are all blessed in Jesus Name. Amen smiley

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Business / Re: Need A Lorry Transport Company To Convey Goods (2.3 Tons) To Bauchi by Zhirinovsky: 4:15pm On Sep 12, 2018
Sorry, just replied your mail
Or send me your contact thru mail
cynmartinex:

If u need help that is urgent like this, always drop your contact for people that can provide the help to call u.
How can i help u wen no contact to reach u?
Business / Re: Need A Lorry Transport Company To Convey Goods (2.3 Tons) To Bauchi by Zhirinovsky: 11:14am On Sep 12, 2018
Pls help...it's kinda urgent
Business / Re: Need A Lorry Transport Company To Convey Goods (2.3 Tons) To Bauchi by Zhirinovsky: 9:31am On Sep 12, 2018
Where can I get a lorry pls? 3 tons lorry can do the job.can you give a rough estimate of the cost?
Bioboy1213:
the Quantity is very small which might make it difficult to get a lorry for such distance, so I will suggest you go for 18 passengers buses, they should do the job as well, besides what are you hauling ?
Business / Re: Need A Lorry Transport Company To Convey Goods (2.3 Tons) To Bauchi by Zhirinovsky: 9:26am On Sep 12, 2018
2.3 tons is small?
Textiles.. 660 bundles of textile material
Bioboy1213:
the Quantity is very small which might make it difficult to get a lorry for such distance, so I will suggest you go for 18 passengers buses, they should do the job as well, besides what are you hauling ?
Business / Need A Lorry Transport Company To Convey Goods (2.3 Tons) To Bauchi by Zhirinovsky: 8:15am On Sep 12, 2018
Pls I need a lorry transport company to convey some goods weighing total of 2.3 tons from Lagos to bauchi state.
Politics / Re: PHOTOS: Saraki Facilitates Agreement Between Two PDP Factions by Zhirinovsky: 11:37am On Sep 06, 2018
This saraki guy is a huge asset! Nice move!!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Work At Home Taking Survey (IMPORTANT UPDATE) by Zhirinovsky: 10:12am On Sep 05, 2018
chemicstein@gmail.comcry
dada01:
I Earlier created a thread were I talked about Earning money taking online surveys. https://www.nairaland.com/4683301/get-paid-giving-opinion-photo I belief you guys have started taking surveys and earning money from the link I sent to you.

Well, the issue with making money from survey sites is that the sites are low paying, i.e. They pay little for the surveys you take on their site.

The best way to make more from survey is by registering with more than one survey company. If you cryare interested I will mail the link of this legit survey company to you.

NB: unlike the previous site I introduced here, the minimum cashout is $1 and you dont need to have a paypal account before you can receive your earning.

Also, those of you who submitted your mail in the previous thread need not send your mail here again as I have sent this link to you already.

Have a nice day
Health / Re: How Can One Ask His/her Partner If They Are HIV. Syphilis Etc.. by Zhirinovsky: 8:48am On Sep 05, 2018
Just look her straight in the eyes and ask "babe, you carry Aids?"
lawalosky:

friends please what are the simple ways to ask a casual partner if him/her is HIV, Stds, syphilis etc free person (I.e a way it will not look awkward to him/her).
your kindy suggestions is really needed.
.
Cc:lalasticala
Politics / Re: Ibrahim Shekarau Returns To APC, Dumps PDP by Zhirinovsky: 7:41am On Sep 04, 2018
How many votes did PDP get in kano during last election when Shekarau was in PDP? How many dis APC get in the same election when kwankwaso was in APC?
Kwankwaso is the politician with the highest followings not only in kano but in North west as a whole.
With kwankwaso in PDP, PDP will sweep not kano alone but the whole of North west.
Everybody knows this, but APC warriors will continue lying to themselves.
Out of all the defectors, atiku, saraki,kwankwaso carry the most weight.
If their unity continues, APC is buried!
Autos / Re: Pick Your Choice Cars From Cotonou At Cheaper Rate, Follow Us To Cotonou Today ! by Zhirinovsky: 10:41am On Aug 29, 2018
Pls what is the price for camry muscle 2011 full option direct Belgium and clearing.
Pls it is urgent. Reply asap
ykmotors:


Thanks........ For both buy and clearing of 2012 Camry se is 3.3m and my workmanship fee is 25k.





Thanks 2005 highlander is 2.2m
2008 highlander is 3.3m.
2003 highlander is 1.750m
2007 Camry is 1.850m.
And 2002 sienner is 1.150m
Religion / Re: Seeing Demons, Angels, Fallen Angels, Spirits.. - Hsp's by Zhirinovsky: 9:28am On Aug 28, 2018
@CharlyG1
Zhirinovsky:
Pls my brethren, what does this dream mean? Saw myself in my father's house with my sister. I was showing her my abdomen because small maggots were coming out of my belly button. I Was busy removing the maggots from my belly button. I was scared cos I thought the maggots were coming from my stomach but it seemed my skin weren't broken.
Politics / Re: Who Among These Men Is Likely To Take Over From Buhari In 2023? by Zhirinovsky: 7:14pm On Aug 23, 2018
You re 100% right! The northerners have no problem with Igbos. APC will never field an Igbo presidential candidate. I pity Igbos who think there is hope for them in APC. "
LadyExcellency:
Just come to read comments from Southwesterners.

There is nothing like Southern Nigeria, we may have Northern Nigeria but not South. It's either East or West.

The North will support Nigerian presidency of Igbo extraction but majority of southwesterns will either stay home or vote a fringe candidate if the two major parties were to field candidate from Southeast
Religion / Re: Seeing Demons, Angels, Fallen Angels, Spirits.. - Hsp's by Zhirinovsky: 2:26pm On Aug 18, 2018
Pls my brethren, what does this dream mean? Saw myself in my father's house with my sister. I was showing her my abdomen because small maggots were coming out of my belly button. I Was busy removing the maggots from my belly button. I was scared cos I thought the maggots were coming from my stomach but it seemed my skin weren't broken.
Business / Re: Procurement Contracts by Zhirinovsky: 2:50pm On Aug 08, 2018
Somebody should help me out on the above please.....I really need the info
Business / Procurement Contracts by Zhirinovsky: 11:29am On Aug 08, 2018
Please who knows any firm that does procurement Contracts for international organizations like undp in abuja?
Business / Contract With American Embassy Abuja Or UNDP by Zhirinovsky: 5:30pm On Aug 06, 2018
Please has anyone here or any company here executed a contract from u.S embassy or UNDP before?
Travel / Re: Is There An Order From US Authorities To Deny Nigerians Visas? by Zhirinovsky: 10:43am On Aug 04, 2018
Lol.... He failed the interview. Nothing in his answer shows he is bound to return after hus studies.
resurgent2019:
I am asking this question with a heavy heart because a friend of mine told me his F1 visa application—as well as that of all intending students to the US—was denied this morning. He answered all the questions of the visa officer perfectly but he was still denied. He was aked if he is married and had kids, and he answered in the negative. Could his being single be a factor in the denial of his application? Or is there something else prompting the US embassy to deny Nigerians visas? I am really perplexed because my friend expended a lot of money to apply and gain admission to a US school. If the US doesnt want Nigerians to come to their country anymore, they can as well a formal and well publicized directive to that effect. The practice of swindling Nigerians of exorbitant visas fees must be deprecated and discouraged by the Nigerian Government.

According to my friend, all intending students for masters degree to the US were denied their visas this morning. Not even one was issued a visa. This is the height of visa discrimination and something must be done to remedy the situation. Nigerians cannot continue to waste their hard earned money to apply for visa that has already been denied by fiat of the authorities at the State Department(Foggy Bottom). We need clarity and honesty on this visa issue from US authorities. Enough is Enough. angry angry angry angry angry angry

Mods, do the needful, please.

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Religion / Re: Why It Is Wrong To Be Addressed As "Daddy G.O" And The Likes by Zhirinovsky: 9:31am On Jul 20, 2018
The Lord Jesus made it simple and clear " do not refer to anyone (teacher) on earth as your father". You are trying so hard to convince people to do otherwise sadmay God have mercy on you!(
bezimo:
It is rascal hypocritical folks like the Op that have no regard for Spiritual authority that usually have this kind of wrong mentality as erroneously supported from scriptures..What a pity.
In the kingdom of God, Fatherhood cannot be done away with..Fatherhood. Father's mentoring sons is not pride it's a spiritual relationship with many spiritual benefits.
We live in an arrogant and proud generation with no regard for spiritual authority were everyone wants to do as he or she pleases with no accountability that is why we have so many accidental destiny casualties..Great destiny wasting because no covering or guidance.

As great as God's servant is.My father in the Lord..Bishop David Oyedepo.he will still call Daddy GO his father..As anointed as Pst Paul enenche is he will still call Bishop David Oyedepo his father..As prophetic as Apostle Johnson Suleiman is..he will still call Daddy GO his Father.
Why is their ministry going forward in leaps and bounds because of the spiritual blessings such as prophetic coverings and guidance that God in his wisdom as attached to Fatherhood in the body of Christ. So be guided..don't be stupid with your ignorance lest you become a victim..

In 1983..God's servant Bishop Oyedepo was wondering who will lay hand on him to receive wisdom so he can run with the ministry vision well..God said send for my servant Adeboye..and he came and their relationship has developed ever since..to a Father-son relationship with so many testimonies I know relating to that.

In 1986..God spoke to Bishop Oyedepo..get down to Benin and meet my servant Benson idahosa he shall tell you what thou shall do..he was reluctant because Archbishop Idahosa was a very prophetic and controversial figure then but he obeyed the leading and he had a fatherhood mentoring relationship with Arch bishop Idahosa before he passed on..

Fatherhood is important and recognition of God placed spiritual authority cannot be overemphasized.
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Business / Need A Transport Company To Ferry Goods From Lagos To Borno State. by Zhirinovsky: 5:53pm On Jul 17, 2018
Pls who works with or has worked with, or knows any reliable company that can transport some goods from Lagos to Borno state?
Preferably via lorries.
Pls anyone that has ferried goods to Borno should kindly advise me.
Religion / Re: If You Are Still Having Sex With Mami Wata (Masturbating), Read This Message by Zhirinovsky: 9:43pm On Jul 15, 2018
believe it or not, this is 100% correct! (
chrisnwoke1:
IF YOU ARE STILL HAVING SEX WITH MAMI WATA (MASTURBATING), YOU ARE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE...

YOUR GLORY IS UNDER SIEGE...

YOUR NAME IS BOLDLY WRITTEN IN THE SECRET ARCHIVES OF THE DEEP SEA AND WHEN YOU DIE THIS IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU...

Why will you be free from the grip of masturbation when you have foolishly refused to freely avoid watching secular movies and songs that are erotic and arousing...?

Why will you not be Miami wata's Cinderella when all the happening porn sites are registered in your carnal mind...
Your browser history is my witness!

You did it and nobody saw you, so you think! Congratulations.

Not only did God see you, but whilst you masturbated, mami wata had live intercourse with you being a man and you released your seed into her womb to store up children for yourself in the deep sea.

You are rich in the darkness of the underworld but poor towards God in this material realm.

For the women, papi wata had intercouse with you during the act and you thought your fingers or sex gadgets did it for you.
Nooo!

You are a lawful bride of the nephilims of old by reason of that addiction...
And if you die in unrepentance, they will take you home to Satan your father in-law.

"They enjoy porn, but in hell they burn."

Even your moral conscience knows that masturbation is a sin, but your ignorant soul will still listen and follow a pastor that says masturbation is not a sin, without knowing he is sponsored by mami wata, the custodian of the riches of the underworld...

There is a book under the sea wherein all the names of these masturbation victims are written.

The victims think they are enjoying something...but if God opens their eyes they will see that it takes two to tango...

Nobody masturbates alone, there is an unseen entity in whom they are having sex with.

This entity begins to reside and indwells in them, thus, at every point they are aroused.

One of such captives was beaten by men in my street some years ago because he was masturbating behind a flower in a broad day light and was caught.

Don't mind the LGBT revolution, they are sponsored from the deep sea, they sponsored Obama's infamous agendas in the White House.

The same entities that manifested in Genesis 6 during Noah's time and provoked YAHWEH to destroying the earth, these spirits are seducing mankind now, thus, many are becoming homosexuals, transgenders, and you still think the present earth is far from destruction?

This entity possesses them that even when married they would not enjoy normal sex because they have another unseen secret partner with immaterial body.

Their names are written in a book that has the name of their spiritual spouse attached to it...

Incubus marries the women.
Succubus marries the men.

That seed the men pour out is used for power generation in the marine world...

This same power from the seed (fluid) is what the Queen of the coast uses to make power for her prophets who are more renown in Nigeria, Ghana and Zimbabwe as the principal centers.

You have heard many sermons but you are still trapped in that marine craft?

Do you know why?

It is because you are not alone.

You are doubled.
There is an unseen partner following you.

You may be in a quiet place and the entity lures you into the toilet and before we say "jack" you have released it.

You didn't masturbate.
You had sex.
Sex with who?
Sex with a demon.
Why?
It takes two to tango, not one.

Many Bishops, Pastors, Priests, Prophets, Apostles, Imams, and all manner of religious heads are even trapped in this strange marine marriage.

Forget the crowds, forget the smooth preaching...
Many of your religious leaders are in this cage...

Many names are written in the book of the Queen of the coast...

This marine Queen has come to strike deals with me to work for her...
She said she will make me popular and give me wealth...

She came not once, not twice, not thrice and I refused, so she vowed to destroy herself.

But she is too too small for my Living Christ.

If you are living in masturbation, you are a married man or a married woman in the spirit...

You must separate from that strange marriage because when you die this is what will happen to you...

Your other half will be with you by the side and the Angel of God will not recognize you as free to be a Bride of Christ...

Thus, being married, Christ cannot steal Satan's property, so you will be taken to Gehenna (hell) which is the headquarter of every dark spiritual kingdom.

And because your name is written there, you will be well admitted without inspection.

Forget claiming to be the righteousness of Christ when you are in masturbation or any sexual sin, for if you really were in Christ, masturbation or sexual sins wouldn't have held you sway in captivity.

"FOR SIN SHALL NOT HAVE DOMINION OVER YOU..."
Romans 6:14.

Abaddon (destruction) may tell you to disbelief me, but don't worry, keep arguing...if you die in it, you'll see that what I gave you is expo.

Anytime I write a letter, the underworld comes that same night to threaten...

They'll still come tonight because of what I am telling you, but a dead man cannot die twice.
we are dead in Christ...Bless Jesus!

Take a break from the internet, so as to go and cry to God until that your strange and invisible bed mate leaves your life permanently.

I know you want to serve God but you cannot serve him and sin together, so press into holiness.

Forget bulletin or newspaper Christianity and start reading your Bible.

Get addicted to personal Bible study, it is a heavy secret that Satan wouldn't want you to know.

Stay in the place of prevailing prayers and stop looking at your clock when praying.

I know you sing in the choir and people are moved, yet you are here in this bondage. 
May be you are even a preacher...

This case has made many preachers fear to preach against sin...
How will their spiritual spouse allow them to expose them?

You see why they hate preaching against the sins of the flesh?

Eternity is fixed and any mistake taken there is NOT AMENDABLE.
Chai, you are a lucky soul because you still have chance to amend NOW!

If I were you I will pursue God according to the order of Jeremiah 29 verse 12-13 from today...

And if I, the writer of this letter could find salvation in Jesus many years ago, you too can find Him, He is not a partial Saviour.

"...I that speak in righteousness, mighty to save."
Isaiah 63:1.

Until i write to you again, share this revelation everywhere.

_Apostle Christian Nwoke_©
(WhatsApp)
https:///send?phone=2347032469360

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Business / Re: I Need Recommendations For Nigeria Market Analyst Companies by Zhirinovsky: 6:16pm On Jul 09, 2018
Chokes&Beulah Ltd
Contact their ics with ics@Chokesbeulah.com
Mavor:
Can someone give me recommendations please of companies in Nigeria who are experts at doing surveys and analysis of the Nigerian economy especially in the area of power? This is for a potential opportunity. Thanks.
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Zhirinovsky: 3:19pm On Jul 02, 2018
So now, what determines the opening price of a stock?
onegentleguy:


In simple terms, this means that a stock does not necessarily have to open at the previous days closing price, and does not also need to close at the last trading price in a given market day. (...irrespective of whether the last trade fulfilled the rule of a block volume, based on the given stock category)
Unlike before, these are no longer pre determined factors.
...that's basically what the NOOP/NOCP rule entails.
This is bound to encourage a wide but better volatility, increased market participation from both the retail and domestic portfolio investors.
Overall, the entirety of the new rule is very healthy, and would surely drive up a lot of liquidity in the market.

Though complicated, but any smart investor should know how to benefit from this rule.

...there is more to come !!

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