₦airaland Forum

hackman90: Who would gv the 60million laptops and phones cause i cnt imagine how they came across dis figure "60million" that should be all most the nigerians but nt reali cause we are 160million in population.omg so i would be experiencing the worst speed of ma internet and the price of bundle would increase,scammers,yahooboys.WTF *GOES BACK TO ENJOY MA INTERNET FOR THE REMAINING 29DAYS BEFORE NEXT YEAR*

how u tink sef? Mtn has over 45 million subscribers alone, does it mean they all have 45million laptops? Every service provider can determin how many subscriber fones can browse(4ur info.)

ROSSIKE: How did you manage to type your garbage without power?

i wonder o!

ziccoit: Is this the same UBA where I abandoned my account for lack of innovation and poor service delivery? GEJ is certainly the African president of the year by extension.

i left 4 gtb. Civil servant bank

HYorubah get sense?

Hin don watch film too much

Idowuogbo: she wan burn credit.

burn credit ke! Her own credit o. How many girlz dey cal u constantly by 9pm? And wen dy cal, she go dy shame 2 talk. Her talk no go strait n u say she jus wan burn credit? GUY!

tunapawizzy: which cities are the other 8 apart frm Lagos

i'm eager 2 knw too

slimming: abi o

or ait

icez: Are you serious?

e go mak sense. Ppl go dy fear 2 steal n rob

uihebom: from your name we can tell you don't like education. BOKO HARAM.

hahaha

Airtel oya...

God-fearing
Smart
Attractive(i no say beautiful o)

chinnyonwu: I'd not be impressed till I download at 1gb/sec.

for wch country?

He obviously has been reading books from the greek philosopher, CONFUCIUS.

Shebi china techno dy show nta, ait etc..? Abegi jare!

Botswana ke! And why is it that all the people mentioned by the poster are igbos?

Umm...ma laidi...was thinking if we could go to lunch sometym... Just me n U...i woudnt be upset if u refuse...
(u'l say it wit innocence and a dog-expecting-bone-from-you look + a little smyl. She no gt choice)

k2039: If I hear say I kneel down

no kneel see na. Ur leg naim go sufaram

ogugua88: The first thing that came to mind was "The Princess and the Frog".

uhn uhn. Beauty and the Beast!

acidtalk: Nigerians are BAD MOUTHED and UNGRATEFUL

When you were knEeling doen and begging Cosmos to help invest in your business you called it World Class blue chip company, now to repay your debt, it is now a pure-water company.

persona non grata

To arrive at such statistics will require analysis. What the governor wants to do about it is up to him.

coogar: bbc ikorodu!

i laugh in ikulu

Toaskarity: and can this aboki tell us what usefulness is the 58.7billion to the people, this money only goes to their kids studying abroad or better to cheat their wives by buying blkberry and giving money to our girls at college to pass their way through school and spoiling their mind!

i remember the finance minister and Gej had a good reason last year to waive taxes on some stuff like tractors,most stuff needed for farming and also reduce so many agencies at port cos there has been a competition in westafrica port, its more easier and cheap to import stuff from our neighbouring countries until recently, and nigeria loose a lot of money it use to get from countries like niger using their port to our neighbouring countries.

Tho i support non-interference of any govt inthe port but the present govt did good!

tru talk

victme1: please where is your company and how much does it cost to build a functioning website?

call or contact me 08061156669, szikky@gmail.com to design your site @ N5000. My company designs, shows our clients the site who pays after acknowleding it.

2kurupt: What about the 'seeds' you have being jerking off?

??

Abdul Adam56: I wil take her 2 mr biggs,2 buy ice cream nd chickens,nd i will come back 2 eat tuwo nd miyan kuka.

ur even beta u see nutritous tuwo chop. What of those wey go beg 4 garri nko?

I'm still a virgin at 25 and its priceless. I'll keep myself 4my baby girl. She deserves my first seeds in her. She deserves my first and all!
What abt u?

I notice that in America who were named "William" are generally called "Bill". Take for instance Bill Gates. His real or actual name is William Gates. Actually he is William Gates Jnr because his father's name is William Gates Snr.
Several people whose names were given William are called Bill in the US. Why is this so?

Someone just updated in her bb about a bomb explosion in tunga, minna metropolis. Those in tunga confirm please. Last week a police ASP was killed by bokoharam millitants. A phone was recovered from them when they were on the run. Security operatives called a contact on the phone who said he was in lokoja. He was told to come and identify the owner of the phone who was involved in an accident in minna. When he came, he was caught. He released information about their activities after interrogation. This led to their bomb factory in maitunbi, a suburb in minna. There they found drums containing explosives ready to be dispatched.
Recently, explosives where uncovered from a CKC church. The explosives were planted before worshippers came. It took the security operatives to uproot the explosives.
Looks like they are bent in making Niger state to feel their heat. Minna has been relatively calm so far.
Someone please confirm what's happening in tunga.

Why nta no show dis match na?