₦airaland Forum

Advocator:
You tryna sound funny nigga? Yes I did phuck a huge obese elephant , it did mourn to the extreme.

now go for a crocodile

Advocator:
For pleasure, as long as you pass their appearance digging test, you get to bed them easily. It’s also free.

really ? until you fuk an elephant and it moans then you can say you are big

Advocator:
True.

But a w-h-o-r-e can go for another guy IF I wasn't satisfying her undying desires!

do w h o r e s do it for pleasure or for many ?

Advocator:
what Joystick size do you ladies find the most satisfying‏ ‏‎?

As a man of large anaconda, I have been getting lots of love and appreciation from all my w-h-o-r-e-s around the world.

So ladies, I know yall like talking about intimacy and its sub topics, therefore you should answer this question best to your competence.

No need to start acting all righteous and ish.

a w h o r e s will say anything to you for you to always come back

Sholek:
[color=#006600][/color]pls my laptop does nt shutdown.it keep writing shutin down til d battery goes off. Its a toshiba,windows vista,ram 1 gb.pls help me

come on, what is that there is power to charge the battery so you either put the power cable and leave it to to shut down on its own or force it to shutdown by pressing the power button then restart it and shut it down to see if it will shut normally with taking ages trying to shut down

TRUSTEDGUY:
Can the ladies tell me please wenti una want from us oooo I don tire.

same old threads, why recyle?

kokoye:
For having a ring on?

a lot of men sleep with their rings on and still cheat!

go figure

you can say that again it aint the ring or wedding certificate that stops one from cheating

blackgucci:
am shocked myself,

very daft did you check when was the video posted and why it the news never went global

Odunnu:
Thats an extreme case.
People post decent pictures and nothing can be done to it.
Who'l frame who with a random picture online?
People who dont have pix here have very flimsy xcuse(s) why they dont. Its their life anyway,you cant force an/your opinion on them

may be but still i can compile photos of those who put real photos of themselves and use as i wish

eg i put one photo saying the lady i bonked last night  the photo would be a recent one and coindentaly you had a fight with your man last night and you slept by your friend's whom he doesnt like and never want to talk to. how will he verify your statement and the thread with a photo

REALITY101:
So wrong but shes just dull b11tch

YES that was wrong but the damage was done whether being a dull blltch her mission was done

190:
[color=deeppink]OP I hope you getting your answers

Tsk Tsk Tsk Too risky especially back there in Nigeria

** Now playing my best song** (cross that line)[/color]


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let me tell you what happened to this a lady at one of our zim forums, the husband had a girlfriend and the girlfriend somehow she got hold of the wife's naked photos (the wife used to send nude photos of her to hubby) so the girlfriend somehow knew the wife username of the forum so they started chatting etc then it turned to be a fight, the girlfriend uploaded photos to photobucket.com and opened a thread with a link to the naked photos

the photos had the wife and child, one had her boobs two had her pum  pum  

then imagine how many friends and relative might have seen such photos

ogagusps3:
All other phone apps don't compare with nokia apps.
And that's the gospel truth.

thats a lie iphone has more apps than any other smartphones i use blackberry but when it comes to apps you cant beat iphone

showing photos to stranger is no go area i cant copy the picture open up a facebook account with the name THE NAIRALAND B.I.T.C.H OR PEDOPHILE by the time they take it of the damage would have been done

190:
[color=deeppink]gbam!![/color]

ohh no wrong thread

why would she ask on my behalf ? let the relationship build its own trust without bringing in the 3rd party

Jumybecks:
i dont know whether its a route or a server.but its on oau campus.i think its a server because it is owned by the faculty for internet connection

let me make it simple for you a server holds file for program operations etc and many other jobs then a router makes you be able to connect to the internet

so back to do you, you want to hook to the server for files or you want to be able connect to the internet ?

jay bee:
Anyone that derails this thread will surely be recommended for a ban
You have been warned  

why control people when they aint going against the forum rules,  forumites take lead of the direction of the thread according to the last respond or someone's respond

Mcleo007:
Where can one get a reliable antivirus?

dont be lazy ready through this thread you will find links

if you are really true 30 pages of people talking of antivirus would be a fortune

TRUSTEDGUY:
I have the beauty for a girlfriend the problem is that she nags too much.I love her and want to marry her but with this,

Is there a way you can stop woman from nagging?

be always ready to shove your prick into her mouth

Jumybecks:
pls i need your help.i connec my phone to wireless server,but it doesnt connec.but it connect on laptop.pls help me out.am using nokia E51

are you sure its a server or you mean router ?

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]It is a common thing for women to always test the men they are dating. Guys watch out and know how to respond in the time of women temptations.
These are the reasons why the test us:
Why the testing?

1. They test us to see how strong emotionally we are.

2. They test us to see how smart we are.

3. They test us because they crave drama in their lives.

4. Some test because they enjoy making us uncomfortable.

5. They test us because they can.

Watch out for and resist the test.

Ladies/women Y do u test men? (if u ever have)[/color]

what happens when you test and you dont get the results you where looking for ?

think this way how many where tested at at final year at high school and didnt make it but but they made it in real life

she doesnt need help if she doesnt love him anymore divorce him simple as but since she is being irritated it roughly mean she still loves him though she might be influenced by freedom of west now she thinks hubby is too old etc

many woman worry to have a husband like your who help with house chores etc

kemisuga:
Why is it that most married men dont always use their wedding rings

Is it dat they are not comfortable wit the rings, or
Their fingers got fatter, dat the ring could no longer fit in, or
They are not proud being married, or
They dont value it, or
Just a natural norm etc

What do you think, is this good

wearing it and using it are different things


tell how women use it

ogugua88:
Are you sure this topic is not supposed to be "Nairaland Men and the "Virgin" Syndrome?"

i second that

how many post are posted every week with these words MY VIRGIN GIRLFRIEND one was MY VIRGIN WIFE

i even asked WHAT THE THIS OBSESSION WITH VIRGINS ON NAIRALAND some even mention with without any relevence to his thread

i dont get it when people ask other people to suggest names for his/her own child

according to me a child's name should mean something you which means its easy for you to think of a name

thats the reason i hate grandparents who insist on naming grandkids the name will have no much value to me as parent becoz someone gave him/her the name pliz dont confuse this with a parent naming after a family member

like one said it is all about quality and paying attention to the child and also what age of the child are talking about

pre-school and above will spend roughly six hours at school meaning a stay at home mom izs more or less like the working mom

attention and quality is the key

WackyJ1:
That is a torrent link. Couldn't you Find one that was direct download? Please help me

yes it is a torrent link but i think thats the best you can have for free

to use it first download MIRO then torrent will be downloaded by MIRO  downloading will depend with 1 your network 2 the number of people giving that file to download

on very link you can check comments from people who downloaded the file

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Se na u i dey follow talk? [/color]

put in it in straight english i will be able to understand you and respond to your thoughts