₦airaland Forum

eistien:
They re adopted, am not sure she has any child of her own but I know she has up to ten adopted children.

na u dash am d ten gan?

na where network dy pass na.

hapi buffday @ pinkycute. Wishing u lots of money.

deskossy:
where did u learn how to speak german?

lol and i thought it was efik sef.

polling booth, like d@ nigga dat proposed to his bae there, if i be dat bae, i no go gree oh, aint romantic at all.

ShakurM:
ATM centre

lol , u no well gan.

sorry oh buh nairaland no be naijapings.

Enegod:
tell him how to do it

exactly wah i wanted to say

anoda APC member

ur moniker makes more sense than this thread.

i dunno y, most girls have that trend. Maybe they think d guy wont take her serious. My baby was d one hu asked me out, knew she was eyeing me for sumtim, did as if i didnt notice, guess she couldnt hold it any longer.

well i dont joke with her now.

Enegod:
option 2(very graphic): Slide two fingers inside and curve your fingers around the inside of her clit and that's the g spōt...and then you push on her pubic bone while touching or pushing her sac and g spōt and jiggle or gently motion her vagina until she has a full body orgasm and squirts

choi, see expert oo. I wan vomit.

would buhari had done the same?

not to be rude o, OP, but when i saw ur moniker, i wasnt suprised by the thread @ all.

taa, u chop winch, d kind eye my papa go look u eh, lol, i cant even imagine telling my mum that talk less of my dad. Feels kinda weird, dats my family for u.

finally, thats nice., but is dat y they increased their subscription rate?

hian, op , u be winch?

sonOfLucifer:
Your username makes more sense than this bullshit.

wicked ,


remember one sunday i came to church during offering and left just before communion

mytime24:

wicked..

lol ya, when i started using a blackberry, i added this lady up from naija pings, she had a pretty DP. Very fair and stunningly beautiful, in my mind , i said 'GOd, na so u dy work?' when we started talking, i complimented her picture and she was like 'thank u dear' after sum time, she told me she had an android for sale? I told her to snap d phone and send d pic for me, when she did, i found out that her skin was very dark, cos she placed the fone on her palm. Chai i wan die.

ahsekeena:
Let her go to a doc now..is nairaland a hospital?



Big and meaty,the woman is an amateur

spoken like a pro.

i bu ya ka horse *in phyno's voice*
all these women sef nutin they do please una. If the man JT small, una go complain say una no dy enjoy am. Now u gt luck say him carry, another wahala.

Im no doctor shaa, so i dunno.

op, y arent u on the list na?

c'mon united, cos i don use una make mouth o, no fall my hand oo.

shebi i heard they married those girls off. I dont even believe that chibok story gan. How can those number of gals just disappear without trace.

Femolacaster:
Robbot, where have u being since? No more Gej till 20.....

lol, him and severus snape don run.

i cant remember d last time a thread from the culture section hit front page.

, FWB

MightyD:
OBJ didn't defeated GEJ.....

GEJ chose to defeated Himself just to welcomed peace in Nigeria***

wtf? What is dis? Latin?

hey guys ur thoughts are needed on this, my friends and i were engaged in this argument, i said its 2face and the other two went for dbanj and davido.

Who in ur opinion does?

dats d only option left for him na. GEJ didnt work hard enough to win this election, with the amount of northerners in his cabinet, he wasnt supposed to lose the north so badly, d fact was most werent loyal to him, Sambo even didnt try at all, maybe he thought that with more hausa's around him , he had some hold in the north. But mehn , dem just run am street. Even in the east where he was counting on, anambra and enugu, some of the most populos couldnt even get 1m votes each for him. Bayelsa had up to 850,000 accredited voters, buh almost half didnt come out to vote. He just wasnt popular, and his aides werent loyal. But its the will of the people that buhari wins, i just hope buhari will keep to his promises and succeed where jona failed.

God blessa united Nigeria.

SlimBrawnie:
Seems Jega is begining to compromise and act partially ooo.... With the population and result from the north,Im begining to wonder what BH has been killing.

lol, exactly wat i was asking.