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SportsRe: Good News To All Soccer Bet Players. 3 Fixed Matches With High Odds For Free. by zinachidi(m): 12:50pm On Aug 05, 2015
bros, such high profile friendlies are not fixed.... How much do u want to bribe a madrid or bayern staff that he cant afford?
FamilyRe: You Know Your Mum Is Nigerian When......... by zinachidi(op): 12:42pm On Aug 05, 2015
Chidoks:
this is so do true.my mother is guilty of all.
i remember when my cousin from my mother's side was staying with us; then i was about 8 .after cooking she asked me to get the plates while sitting on the kitchen stool.i brought the plates asap and while still holding them i told her i had brought the plates instead of dropping them .she askef me to place them on her head which i did! oh my God! the woman pounced on me and the plates.ewo! i still remember the beating.i even had to remind her of that beating last year..
hahaha, your mum though, lol
FamilyYou Know Your Mum Is Nigerian When......... by zinachidi(op): 8:08am On Aug 05, 2015
1. when she says "Get my kini" and believes with all
confidence that she gave birth to a mind reader.

2. when you say "mommy, I'm Sorry" and she
replies "Sorry for yourself"

3. when you ask her where you should drop
something and she says : “drop it on my head now."

4. when she brings food wrapped in a nylon
bag from a party.

5. When you say: “mummy, I have malaria” and she
replied: “why wont you have malaria when you
have been pressing phone since morning”

6. When you say: “I came 2nd in my class” and she replies: “soo the person that came first has two
heads, abi?”

7. When she takes the dstv remote to
work, just to punish you.

8. when you’re watching tv with her and then she
sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the
channel

9. if when you tell her you are going to friends
place and she be like: when last did they come here
to play with you?

10. when your mum asks you if the food is enough
and you reply no and she says go and drink water

11. when she tells you if I hear Peem, you will hear ween.

12. when she touches hot pot comfortably without
a napkin

13. when with one look she tells you, you will get
the beating of your life when you get home

14. when you say: my wedding will be baaaaaaaaaaad and she replies: God forbid. Your
wedding will not be bad in Jesus name

15. When she tells you: 'I didnt kill my mother, so
you cannot kill me'

16. When she calls you from your room upstairs
and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse...

17. When you ask her to help you with
your home work and she advised: go and meet
your brother. You then say, so you don’t even
know it and she replies: Awon ebi baba e ni olodo.
(it is your father’s family members that are dullards)

18. When you ask her to refund the money you lend her and she tells you "all the food you've been
eating at home nko?"

19. if she is more accurate
with her slippers than Robin Hood is, with arrows

20. when the seller of cow meat says "Madam na
N7000 for this big beef, and she replies "Ahn Ahn,
no be N1000"?

21. when u tell her u love her and she asks you what?? 'have u taken your drugs today?'


Add yours..
CrimeMother Stabs 7-year-old Son For Removing Neighbour Daughter’s Pant by zinachidi(op): 1:45pm On Aug 04, 2015
An Ikeja Magistrates’ Court, Lagos State, on Tuesday ordered the remand of one Blessing Fred, 23, at Kirikiri Prison, for allegedly stabbing her 7- year-old son at the back. The Chief Magistrate, Mr Tajudeen Elias, ordered for the remanded of the accused as she pleaded guilty and adjourned the case till Sept. 23 for sentencing. The accused, a stylist, who lives at No.12, Tunde Olushola St., Ijaiye, a Lagos suburb, was arraigned on a two-count charge of assault and grievous harm. The prosecutor, Insp. Racheal Williams, told the court that the offences were committed on July 13, at the accused residence. Williams said that the accused acted on her neighbour’s complaint that her 7-year-old son dragged her 5-year-old daughter inside the room, removed her pants and touched her private part. “The accused was angry, beat her son severally and stabbed him at the back with a broken bottle. “If not for the intervention of neighbours who rushed the victim to a nearby hospital, he would have died as a result of bleeding from the wound,’’ she said. The offences according to the prosecutor, contravened Sections 170 and 244(a) of the Criminal Law of Lagos, 2011.


www.vanguardngr.com/2015/08/mother-stabs-7-year-old-son-for-removing-neighbour-daughters-pants/


Cc: lalasticlala
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nigeria To Become World's Third Largest Country By 2030 - UN Report by zinachidi(op): 7:40pm On Aug 03, 2015
Sandydayz:
Ur sauce is somehow....
what is it lacking?? Egg or tomato. Salt maybe?
CrimeThree Teenagers Escape Being Lynched Over Theft by zinachidi(op): 6:51pm On Aug 03, 2015
Three boys aged between 15 and 17 years who
allegedly stole N11,500 and a mobile phone valued
at N4,000 on Monday escaped being burnt to death
by an irate mob. It was gathered that the boys stole the items inside
the St. Paul Anglican Church at Ologbo village in
Ikpoba-Okha local government area of Edo State. The timely intervention of the police saved the boys
from being lynched by the mob, who have placed
tyres on them after beating them severely.

The boys were identified as Goodluck Benson,
Omoruyi Isaiah and Ediomwan Desmond. However, a mild drama played out when one of the
suspects who were arraigned at a magistrate court
in the State on a four- count charge of stealing and
belonging to an unlawful society called Blade, told
Chief Magistrate Esohe Bazuaye that he was 17 and
not 19 as written by the police on the charge sheet. This infuriated the magistrate who asked why they
were not taken to a juvenile court instead of
bringing them to a regular court.

The boys told the magistrate that they were from
poor homes and that they were not arrested at the
crime scene, adding that they confessed to the
crime because the mob threatened to kill them. Magistrate Bazuaye appealed with the Pastor in
charge of the church, Rev. Johnson Nwatamuojor,
to forgive the boys and collaborate with the court
to rehabilitate them. Bazuaye told Rev. Johnson that if the suspects were
sent to remand, they would become criminals. She said “Has God not given you the assignment to
win souls? We can turn the lives of these kids
around by making them become something better
in the future. “No child is too difficult to be placed on the right
path. As a man of God, the church can pay for their
upkeep. Their present situation is not their fault. It
is the parents.


“Don’t give up on them. You have lots of sheep.
These are part of the weak ones.” Reacting to the incident, Rev. Johnson noted that
he was happy that the suspects were apprehended
and he could not stop the police from doing their
job. The suspects were later sent to the juvenile court.


dailypost.ng/2015/08/03/three-teenagers-escape-being-lynched-over-theft/


Cc: lalasticlala
Nairaland GeneralNigeria To Become World's Third Largest Country By 2030 - UN Report by zinachidi(op): 9:29am On Aug 03, 2015
The world's population is projected
to reach 8.5 billion by 2030, 9.7 billion by 2050
and exceed 11 billion in 2100, with India
expected to surpass China as the most populous
around seven years from now and Nigeria
overtaking the United States to become the world's third largest country around 35 years from now.This was contained in the report that was recently
released by the United Nations in New York.


Moreover, the report reveals that during the
2015-2050 period, half of the world's population
growth is expected to be concentrated in nine
countries: India, Nigeria, Pakistan, Democratic
Republic of the Congo, Ethiopia, Tanzania, the
United States, Indonesia and Uganda.


Among the 10 largest countries in the world
currently, one is in Africa (Nigeria), five are in Asia
(Bangladesh, China, India, Indonesia, and
Pakistan), two are in Latin America (Brazil and
Mexico), one is in Northern America (US), and one
is in Europe (Russian Federation). "Of these, Nigeria's population, currently the
seventh largest in the world, is growing the most
rapidly," said the report. Consequently, the
population of Nigeria is projected to surpass that
of the United States by about 2050, at which point
it would become the third largest country in the world.


The report also projected that by 2050 the
populations of six countries are expected to
exceed 300 million: China, India, Indonesia,
Nigeria, Pakistan, and the United States. And with the highest rate of population growth,
Africa is expected to account for more than half of
the world's population growth over the next 35
years. During this period, the report said, the populations
of 28 African countries are projected to more than
double, and by 2100, 10 African countries are
projected to have increased by at least a factor of
five: Angola, Burundi, Democratic Republic of
Congo, Malawi, Mali, Niger, Somalia, Uganda, United Republic of Tanzania and Zambia.


allafrica.com/stories/201508030405.html


Cc: lalasticlala
RomanceRe: Top 20 GOODLOOKING Guys Of Romanceland 2015 by zinachidi(m): 8:19pm On Jul 31, 2015
falconey:
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lol, man no fit complement en fellow man again?
RomanceRe: Meet The Most Curvy Female Nairalanders by zinachidi(m): 7:13pm On Jul 31, 2015
this farano too like waist,,..
Nairaland GeneralTragedy: Fire Kills Three Sisters In Lagos by zinachidi(op): 1:52pm On Jul 31, 2015
Three sisters were reportedly burnt to death as midnight fire ravaged some shops on Friday morning in the Mechanic Village area of Oke Afa, Isolo, Lagos.

According to report, the three sisters were aged 5, 7, and 12 years and were of the same parents. Their names were not ascertained as at the time of the incident.

DAILY POST gathered that it was difficult for the girls to escape the inferno as their guardians had reportedly locked them in a shop before the incident.


Director of the Fire service, Dr. Razak Fadipe, who confirmed the incident, said efforts were on to put out the fire as two fire trucks from Isolo and Ikotun branches of the Lagos State Fire Service were seen at the scene extinguishing the fire.

Policemen from the Ejigbo Police Division were said to have removed the corpses.
http://dailypost.ng/2015/07/31/tragedy-fire-kills-three-sisters-in-lagos/

SportsJay-jay Okocha Returns To Football With English Club by zinachidi(op): 10:54am On Jul 31, 2015
Former captain of Nigeria’s Super Eagles, Austin ‘Jay Jay’ Okocha may be on his way back to English football.

The former Botlon Wanderers skipper, who is the second all-time great for the Whites, was reported to have played 45 minutes for Wolverton’s reserves but is yet to say if he would stay with the club permanently.

Austin 'Jay Jay' Okocha might return to English football anytime soon

The 41-year-old former Paris Saint Germain midfield trojan, who played for Eintracht Frankfurt in the German Bundesliga, might complete a shock return to the football pitch if he agrees to any offer from the modest English clubside.

According to sbnation.com, Amanda Keech, chairperson of Wolverton Town, said: “He did play 45 minutes last week for us but we can’t say either way whether he will sign yet.

“He is friends with somebody who coaches at the club and could be helping out with pre-season training with the players. We will be able to say more once he has decided.”

Okocha captained the Whites to the 2004 League Cup final for the first time in the club’s history and was listed on FIFA’s top 100 football players ever.

The legendary Nigerian player recently blasted Nigerian football, explaining how the country’s round leather game became a mess.
www.naij.com/503697-jay-jay-okocha-returns-football-english-club.html
CrimeRe: Baboon Rapes Primary School Teachers And Runs Away With Their Pants by zinachidi(m): 10:46am On Jul 31, 2015
baboon toh badgrin,,
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If U Need Someone To Chat With Or Hook Up Without Sex by zinachidi(m): 7:59pm On Jul 29, 2015
ideologist2:
Everything doesn't have to revolve around sex
ok, na true shaa
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If U Need Someone To Chat With Or Hook Up Without Sex by zinachidi(m): 6:17pm On Jul 29, 2015
adamilen:
So what do you want to be chatting about?...The Weather?
my brother ooo,, lol,, Or,, how is school?? All those things..
HealthRe: How I Was Molested By A Patient –psychiatric Doctor by zinachidi(m): 3:53am On Jul 29, 2015
helpsystem:
.
Vorp:
aq
please stop this.. grin. This very early morning..... This mod wey move this thing to FP no dey sleep neh?
CelebritiesRe: Blessing Okagbare Stuns In New Photos by zinachidi(m): 12:27am On Jul 29, 2015
omo, no garri pass ijebu garri abeg,, which one be koko garri neh?? The stuff isnt even in the market...
HealthNeuro-psychiatric Hospital Aro, Ranked As Nigeria’s Best Hospital, 6th In Africa by zinachidi(op): 10:02pm On Jul 28, 2015
The ‎Neuro-psychiatric Hospital, Aro, Abeokuta, has been ranked the best hospital in Nigeria, the 6th among the 100 best hospitals in Africa and No. 2091 in the world.

Aro hospital provides qualitative and innovative primary, secondary and specialised hospital and community based mental health services, as well as training and research.

Another hospital that made the 100 best hospitals in Africa is Nordica Fertility Centre Lagos ranked 21st.

‎Bridge Clinic, Saint Nicholas Hospital, and Abuja Clinics also made the first 100 best hospitals in Africa with positions 43, 89 and 93 respectively.
‎The “Ranking Web of World Hospitals” is an initiative of the Cybermetrics Lab, a research group belonging to the Consejo Superior de Investigaciones Científicas (CSIC), the largest public research body in Spain.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/07/breaking-news-aro-ranked-nigerias-best-hospital-6th-in-africa/
CelebritiesRe: Unbelievable!! Gay Marriage Took Place In Port Hacourt [photos] by zinachidi(m): 9:51pm On Jul 28, 2015
how their wedding concern me,,,?
CrimeRe: Police Recover Day-old Baby Abandoned Inside Carton In Ilorin by zinachidi(op): 12:32pm On Jul 28, 2015
CrimePolice Recover Day-old Baby Abandoned Inside Carton In Ilorin by zinachidi(op): 12:26pm On Jul 28, 2015
The police on Monday recovered a day old baby abandoned in a carton along Adelodun road, in the Government Residential Area of Ilorin, the Kwara state capital.

It was gathered that the mother allegedly dumped the day old baby at a bus stop in the area.

The baby was said to have been spotted by some residents who consequently put a distress call to the State Police Command.

A patrol team from the A-Division police team was said to gone to the scene and evacuated the baby and was taken to the Civil Service Clinic for medical attention.

A police source said, “The baby was abandoned this morning at that spot. A good Samaritan called the distress call number of the Nigerian Police, Kwara Command and a team from A-Division was sent to the place.

“When our officers got there, the fresh baby was found neatly packed inside the carton. And we took the newly born baby straight to the office and then to the Civil Service Clinic in Ilorin here where he was given medical attention.”

A source from the Civil Service Clinic said the baby is in good condition and will be handed over to the Social Welfare Department of the State Ministry of Women Affairs and Social Development.

“It is sad that a lady would freely throw away the gift of the Almighty. It is one of the ills of our society. It is so unfortunate at a time when some people are praying fervently to God to bless them with a baby that their prayers have not been answered,” the nurse disclosed.

The State Police command’s spokesperson, Ajayi Okasanmi confirmed the incident.
http://dailypost.ng/2015/07/28/police-recover-day-old-baby-abandoned-inside-carton-in-ilorin/

CultureRe: Photo Of White Man Munching #amala On First Experience In Lagos by zinachidi(m): 12:13pm On Jul 28, 2015
adewaletb3:
But we munch their food like everyday. Yet we don't post it up on tweeter. Why small thing dey always amaze us like this?
u make brain abeg,.. Lol..
Nairaland GeneralRe: PHOTOS: Indomie Van Crashes Into Food Seller Store In Lagos by zinachidi(m): 12:12pm On Jul 28, 2015
the driver don chow too much hungry man size indomie, na en cause am
EducationRe: Cut-off Mark: JAMB Registrar Fires Back At Students, Find Out What He Said by zinachidi(m): 12:09pm On Jul 28, 2015
this policy is just not necessary,, so if someone applied for FUTO, they can assign him Maidugiri? UNIMAID,, did he tell u he dosent know y he applied for FUTO?? If someone rejects it, then he'll stay at home again bah
Nairaland General5 Reasons Lagosians Hate The BRT by zinachidi(op): 6:10am On Jul 28, 2015
The Bus Rapid Transport (BRT) has served a
lot of commuters in Lagos and for some; it’s
the favourable means of getting around.
With its ability to transport a lot of people at
the same time, it makes it efficient in terms
of reducing traffic in Lagos. In spite of these benefits, some Lagosians still
hale the BRT.


LATENESS..

Time is money and Lagosians know that. For
some, it’s better to use other means of road
transport and pay more than wait patiently on a
long queue and hope the BRT will be around
soon. If there is one thing that annoys
Lagosians, it’s the fact that the queue is likely to be a long wait and it’s not uncommon to see
tempers flaring due to the lateness of the BRT.


OVERCROWDING..

Gone are those days when the BRT would only
take passengers that equal the number of seats
in the vehicle. With the increased number of
commuters, the BRT has become molue 2.0.
Lagosians hate the fact that the number of
passenger standing in the aisle is almost more than those sitting.


BUS STOP..

The BRT has a number of designated bus stops
but unfortunately, they are limited. If you are not
at those bus-stops you’re likely not going to be
able to board the bus. The same also goes for
alighting. If it’s not the designated bus stop,
you’ll likely have to wait till you reach there and that might be a distance from your intended
point of stop.


BREAKDOWN..

The BRT has been around for a while but
unfortunately it has not been adequately
maintained. A visit to the BRT parks in Lagos
reveals a lot of abandoned vehicles. If you’re in a
BRT and the vehicle develops problem,
passengers have to either find another means to continue the journey or wait till another bus is
called. Unlike other transport services where the
driver might give you part of the money to
continue your journey, the case is not the same
with the BRT as the ticket cannot be exchanged
for money.


UNRELIABLE..

With the BRT, you just don’t know whether the
bus service will operate on a particular day at a
particular park at a specific time. It is just
unpredictable and unreliable. If you have a job
appointment, it will take a nerve of steel for one
to decide to wait to use the BRT that day. The uncertainty and unreliability of the BRT has made
a lot of people who are very time conscious to
shy away from it.


Cc: lalasticlala

www.naij.com/499923-5-reasons-lagosians-hate-brt.html

CrimeRe: Man Beheads Neighbour Over N200 Debt by zinachidi(m): 6:00am On Jul 28, 2015
OkoyeA1:
.
guy u really have an A1 in spacebooking...
CrimeRe: Man Beheads Neighbour Over N200 Debt by zinachidi(m): 5:58am On Jul 28, 2015
so the 'eyewitness' followed the nwaji and saw him bring out a cutlass and lay ambush without doing anything bah?.. This kind eyewitness shaa,,, i thought eyewitnesses say what they saw, not what they think happened..

RIP to the young man, and may the police find out and met out justice to whomever beheaded this man for whatever reason....
RomanceRe: (picture) This Could Be Us,but Am The one Who Snap The Picture :) by zinachidi(m): 5:43pm On Jul 27, 2015
the dude somehow resembles rooney...
CrimeRe: **viewers Discretion**: Teenage Boy Brutally Muders A Child For Ritual Purposes by zinachidi(m): 10:56am On Jul 27, 2015
nawah oo, no remorse on the boys face even,, the police should do their best to find out who sent him, cos surely, someone did.. And maybe just promised him 2k......
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Nairalander Pictured with President Barack Obama In The White House by zinachidi(m): 9:49am On Jul 27, 2015
benedictnsi:
What about those butterflies hovering around youhuh Are you a human or a flower expecting pollinationhuh?
hahahaha, help me ask am ooo,,, lol... Dis guy sef..
Nairaland GeneralAll In The Name Of Searching For Network..lol by zinachidi(op): 8:10am On Jul 27, 2015
A student of Kogi State University had to climb this all in the name of searching for 3G network. It is well.... gringringrin

Cc: lalasticlala

lindaikeji..nl/2015/07/all-in-name-of-searching-for-network.html?m=1

CrimeSpain Arrests Nigerian Voodoo-using Sex Traffickers by zinachidi(op): 7:54am On Jul 27, 2015
-Madrid - A man and a woman of Nigerian origin have been arrested over claims that they forced Nigerian women into prostitution and deployed voodoo to keep their victims under their control, Spanish police said on Sunday. The two suspects were arrested on a warrant issued by Norway after a Nigerian woman lodged a complaint against them in Oslo. Spanish police said the pair promised their victims, who were living in extreme poverty, a job and that they would cover their travel expenses. They would then force them to become prostitutes.


The young Nigerian woman who filed the complaint had herself been lured in 2011 to Spain by a woman who promised her work. When she arrived in Spain, however, she was kidnapped and held in an apartment on the southern edge of Madrid. Her abductor then forced her to work as a prostitute in several Spanish cities, as well as Bordeaux in France and finally Oslo, claiming she was owed a $66 000 debt. "The 'madam' and her accomplices had control over her, using all methods of aggression and threats and resorting to traditional Juju voodoo practices, including animal sacrifices," the police said.


In these rites, the victims are forced to take a pledge of obedience, which they are then persuaded into believing that they would fall ill or become insane if they fail to obey, according to Amnesty International. The two suspects were arrested at their home with police finding false identity documents and several objects linked to the rituals there. Six Nigerians including four women were convicted in France last month over similar charges. Also in June, Spanish police dismantled a trafficking ring that they said used voodoo rituals to force women into prostitution.


Cc: lalasticlala


m.news24.com/news24/World/News/Spain-arrests-voodoo-using-sex-traffickers-20150727

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