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Sapasenator:
Hell Nairalanders,

I have this friend who is madly in love with a sex doll. He is seriouse and considering marriage at this point. Both of them are madly in love.

I tried to persuade him that it was a bad idea but my friend gave the following points for going on with the doll;

1.doll is a virgin
2. Zero body count.
3. Doll looks 25 and will never age.
3. Constant sex anytime without serenren.
4. No in-law wahala
5. She is never going to cheat on my friend.
6. My friend is free to have side cheeks whiteout his wife compaining.
7. Doll is very beautiful.
8. No arguments in the home.
9. Savings money on food at home after marriage.
10. No nagging in the relationship.
11. The doll at least will listen to him when he talks.

Now these are the points raised by my friend and I am inclined to partly agree with him.

Now he promised never to cheat on his doll wife after marriage.

What do you guys think, is my friend crazy?

Gjrich:
https://dailytrust.com/fg-to-nigerians-accept-tariff-hike-or-face-total-blackout/

funshint:
All these occult men turn pastors. Most especially all these new young pastors. May God help this generation!

lexylaw09:
https://thenationonlineng.net/just-in-many-roasted-100-vehicles-burnt-in-rivers-east-west-road-explosions/amp/

Odewaleadesoye:
Why is it very difficult to find a woman who possesses all the qualities listed below?

Or have you been fortunate as a Nigerian man to encounter such a woman?

Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/8066592/why-it-difficult-get-these

Metrix147:
Veteran actor Zulu Adigwe has reportedly died.

Movie producer Stanley Nwoko announced his passing in an Instagram post on Tuesday.



https://www.instagram.com/p/C6HpVIysmP9/?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

Endtimelifeinna:
https://www.chronicle.ng/entertainment/tiwa-savage-pays-it-expert-to/

obasanjonews:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/04/passengers-overpower-bandits-in-zamfara-kill-one-seize-2-ak-47-rifles-2/

NwekeUG:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeDkpyH8pic

nlfpmod mukina2

Dapromzy333:
Nollywood actor, Junior Pope Odonwodo popularly called, Jnr Pope is dead.


https://platinumtimes.ng/breaking-popular-nollywood-actor-junior-pope-pope-is-dead/

Zonefree:



What specie of human wears singlet and boxers to the bus stop?

It's good he packed out. He should relocate to the village, city life ain't for him.

kenny160:
Source: https://dailypost.ng/2024/04/08/jenifas-diary-actress-adejumoke-aderounmu-is-dead/

obembet:
A hilarious Facebook post updated on the University of Waterloo has gotten the attention of its students as well as that of other social media users.

Thundafireseun:

Unfortunate for Nigerians.
Their leaders just want to give contracts to their paddies

EreluRoz:
I used to be a staunch church goer but gradually lost interest and always find one excuse or the other not to attend church service.

I actually lost interest when a certain young pastor was on my neck to date him, so it got to a point I had to stop attending service and ever since I've not been able to pick up.

How do I reawaken the zeal?

NairaOcean:
The National Agency for Food and Drug Administration and Control (NAFDAC) has made a significant breakthrough in its ongoing efforts to curb the production and distribution of counterfeit goods. In a recent operation in Port Harcourt, the agency uncovered a sophisticated syndicate responsible for the production and sale of fake bottled water.

Acting on a tip-off from vigilant citizens, NAFDAC's enforcement team, accompanied by security operatives, raided a location in Port Harcourt suspected to be involved in the illegal production of bottled water.

Upon entering the premise, officials discovered a makeshift factory where large quantities of unregistered bottled water were being produced under unsanitary conditions. The bottles were found to have fake labels and branding, designed to mimic popular and trusted water brands in the market.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewtAVPO8xpc

Rickmann:
Una too get wahala for this country.
For this hard economy, you still carry 1million go buy nonsense.

Jewessgratitud3:
Please I need to know if anyone has successfully removed theirs cos that's the next thing on my to -do list.

Now iv been considering this option as the permanent cure for the Monthly discomfort and sickness that comes with menses. After I watched a documentary on tv where a white female doc said the permanent cure for this is to remove the womb. Just don't have an idea how much it would cost but I'm sure it would definitely worth it.

I've noticed that this thing comes with different sickness each month and its always very annoying having to bear too many things at a time. Anemia, pains, discomfort, smell and sicknesses of various kinds. I don't what its doing for me. So let it just go to the gutters! I'm sick if it.! The fact that I hate popping pills to relieve pains is another thing I don't think I wanna continue with.




I WANT TO REMOVE MY WOMB AND BE HAPPY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!!!


If you are done with childbearing, then go ahead

Watianoengineer:
Glo remains the best in Nigeria. Their berekete bonus is massive and their airtime bonus calls all networks. I have been using Glo for 20years and I have no regrets.

dipoolowoo:
By Aduragbemi Omiyale



https://businesspost.ng/jobs/profile-of-zenith-banks-first-female-group-managing-director-adaora-umeoji/

fergie001:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQxVLLsAIDw

Daniel1991:
https://leadership.ng/suspected-kidnappers-used-my-boy-as-collateral-for-rice-father/

TruthHurts1:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2024/03/hardship-shun-church-use-your-offerings-to-feed-poor-unemployed-kumuyi-tells-christians/amp/

Antihypocrite:
Guys, what is the fun in clubbing abeg? Few days ago I went to a club. Here is what I observed

1. Some girls hustling to get hook up gigs.
2. Some guys trying so hard to out spend each other.
3. A new job industry has been created for hype men. Whatever that means.
4. How can the smoking of shi sha be legal?
5. You cannot have a good time in a club. It's too noisy
6. I will never go there again.


File photos used for illustration

pheelbert:
https://mediatalkafrica.com/140678/funke-akindeles-a-tribe-called-judah-makes-nollywood-history-surpasses-n1-billion-mark/

fergie001:
The former Ogun State Governor was a Guest on AriseTV's "The Morning Show"



@AriseTV

GuruboiNaija:
https://.ng/2023/12/03/2024-budget-reject-wikes-proposal-serap-tells-akpabio/

oliverwrites:
My way of saving for them is buying lands for keeps for them. I intend to buy another plot of land in their names before end of June and they already have one each in good locations which I plan to develop for them and save the rent from there but this doesn't stop me from buying them a gift for Christmas. The future should not affect the now.