yelanst: Only in Nigeria will you see a thief being celebrated as a hero.

yahoo boys

Only for nigeria, our governor dey go to jail abroad.
Only for naija, dem dey bomb police headquaters.
Only for naija, governors dey buy okada and tricycle give unemployed youth make dem ride and die instead of providing jobs 4 dem.

Only in Nigeria will a Colonel in the Army disobey traffic rules and take the dedicated BRT lane
Only in Nigeria will a the President set up a committee to review the report of another committee
Only in Nigeria will you have 162 million different people coaching a single national team
Only in Nigeria will you tell the people you will provide power and water to win an election

Only in nairaland that this poster topic makes front page.

I am luving all these comments. It is only in nigeria that: a poster wl mixed up facts all in d name of discrditing his country, ppl wil attack a poster 4 based on ethnic n religious sentiments, pple wl leave d mesage n attack d messanger, NURTW a.k.a agbero wl be collecting illegal fee frm drivers without accountin or giving receipt, agbero wl be riding hummer jeep and graduates riding on dr legedis benz, d speaker of d house wl assemble the wife of co legislators to attend semnar on hw to cook abroad, pple wl graduate withou job for seven years, pple pay to buy application form for employment with 90 percnt probability of not getin d job, pple wl be pursuin a political agenda n clad it relign cloth, pple ve several houses n cars n dr felow cannot afford 3 square meals. Wl be bak wt more, wan go pray.

@ OP, you've made good points, but not all are correct though, & point of correction: It happens in so many other countries too, many of which are even worse.

Kai Nigerian youths!!! Why do we hate the truth so much?? Why attack the poster? At least me and you know
that 85% of what he posted is true. He posted these so we can ask soul searching questions.
Yet some are here doing what has kept us this way for many years:=BIGOTRY.

Imagine this:

eyenCalabar: Only in Nigeria that a somebody would talk from the anus.

Only in Nigeria that a church member would like his Pastor to be poor while politicians are rich.

Only in Nigeria would somebody be speaking rubbish against his only religion.

Only in Nigeria that a Christian would like to die poor like this poster.

So for @eyenCalabar(eyenEkpo),life is all about amassing wealth irrespective of how. And a pastor or
whatever name some of them church people go by can do anything without being criticized or called to order.

I really weep for Nigeria if some of the youths I encounter on this blog are the 'leaders of tomorrow'.
We are too shallow!!

Kolade9: Only in Nigeria dem dey sh*t inside nylon throw 4 express. a.k.a shotput

Lmfao!!!! Omo your thought pattern no normal o! See where u reason go, ye!

Only in nigeria will president increase price of fuel @ d beginning of d year.only in nigeria will d president "rebrand" his state.

I weak for 9ja . the country dey weak me gan. Men can protest over a change in name of school, but we no fit protest onto say dem dey take light.

As a full blooded 9ja as I am , I go bak 9ja only for me to experience power failure. At the end of the day,as I was travelling out , I got malaria. I can now see why they ask of yellow fever certificate.

omoeast: Only in Nigeria will vice president's wife's cousin wedding will cause road closure

Only in Nigeria will a pastor acquire 4 private jet for himself only and members take danfo(public bus) to his church

Only in Nigeria church now owns Oil stations,TV stations,Hotels,Banks etc and the revenue goes where?

Only in Nigeria will president's wife travels to neighboring country with 32 aides

Only in Nigeria will corrupt leader will go to jail for a year and ended up in a church for thanksgiving

Only Nigeria will president gives actresses and actors National Honour

Only in Nigeria will 365 people receives national honour in a year

Only in Nigeria will a man embezzles 1 billion naira and ended up being right side of the president and another man steals two thousand naira and ended up being in kirikiri for 7 years without any case

Only in Nigeria you will be a local government chairman for 8 years,moves to house of assembly for 8 years,moves to state house for 8 years then move to Aso rock for 8 years and finally go back to your village to be the king

Only Nigeria has 36 god fathers

Only Nigeria President will change a name of a University that has been named before the birth of his grand father and change it to his friend's name

Only in Nigeria at 21st century there are cities with no light

Only in Nigeria,you will use a government plate number because you friend is in Power

Only in Nigeria will police commissioners be guarded by Military

Only in Nigeria you will be jailed but allowed to serve your own jail in your house or anywhere of your choice

MAY GOD HELP NIGERIA AND NIGERIANS

only in Nigeria can somebody pee anywhere u like.

Ebidave001: only in Nigeria can somebody pee anywhere u like.

na wa 4 dis country o! Dis is our jonathan, who will b our David?

Hahahahaha.I don laff taya o.U guys are too much.thumbs up

only go Nigeria can a senator earn more then the president of USA

It's only in Nigeria that national cake exists.

Only in Nigeria will president be travelling different countries more than his foreign affairs minister, just to break the record of the most travelled man in his small village, lol!

Only in Nigeria will president travel to one part of a foreign nation & his governor in another part of the same country begging every citizens of that country to come & invest in their country with no viable environment to encourage investment.

Only in Nigeria will a politician be sharing yam, salt, rice, fish, currency, etc as his/her campaign to win a national/state election.

Only in Nigeria will a military man beat & publicly unclad an adult civilian citizen just because he saw him wearing a close to camouflaged clothe, even without caution or counseling.

Only in Nigeria will a military guy see two civilians fighting & instead of making peace, goes ahead to brutalize them by flogging & mandatory frog jumping & packing of drainage waste.

Only in Nigeria will students abandon their books for home movies & musicals, only to read weeks to exams & then go to their religious places of worship to pray fervently for God's divine miracle & wonder & still make As when result comes out...lol!

Only in Nigeria do people value home movie more than literary works!

Only in Nigeria will a student graduate from higher institution without buying or reading a single novel aside the one recommended by his/her lecturer, but buys/rents bunches of non-educating home & foreign movies daily.

Only in Nigeria will a girl visit a fast food restaurant only when a guy, boyfriend, fiancee, etc takes her along to foot the bills!

Only in nigeria will people manipulate the stock market and defraud people, and they still move about freely

Only in Nigeria will president be travelling different countries more than his foreign affairs minister, just to break the record of the most travelled man in his small village, lol!

Only in Nigeria will president travel to one part of a foreign nation & his governor in another part of the same country begging every citizens of that country to come & invest in their country with no viable environment to encourage investment.

Only in Nigeria will a politician be sharing yam, salt, rice, fish, currency, etc as his/her campaign to win a national/state election.

Only in Nigeria will a military man beat & publicly unclad an adult civilian citizen just because he saw him wearing a close to camouflaged clothe, even without caution or counseling.

Only in Nigeria will a military guy see two civilians fighting & instead of making peace, goes ahead to brutalize them by flogging & mandatory frog jumping & packing of drainage waste.

Only in Nigeria will students abandon their books for home movies & musicals, only to read weeks to exams & then go to their religious places of worship to pray fervently for God's divine miracle & wonder & still make As when result comes out...lol!

Only in Nigeria do people value home movie more than literary works!

Only in Nigeria will a student graduate from higher institution without buying or reading a single novel aside the one recommended by his/her lecturer, but buys/rents bunches of non-educating home & foreign movies daily.

Only in Nigeria will a girl visit a fast food restaurant only when a guy, boyfriend, fiancee, etc takes her along to foot the bills!

Only for Naija members of our national assembly dey fight boxing and wrestling inside the house

Only for Naija national assembly dey spend 25% of the national budget

Only for naija athletes and sportsmen they start preparation for international competition in two wks b4 the start,jst like d concluded olympics

Only for Naija pple dey import water as petrol enter country and collect Subsidy

BRB

Its only in Nigeria the chief security officer of a state will wear a bullet proof vest to visit a crime scene after the assailants have left. Hope he leaves enough bullet proof vests for the residents in the area to wear when he leaves.

annoymous: Only in Nigeria will u get a driver's license without a driving test

this can ONLY happen here.

Only in nigeria will a not S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ honorable house member demand and receive bribe, and then when caught claims Ȋ̝̊̅† was a gift..despite video and audio evidence

It's only in Nigeria a shoeless becomes president.

Only for naija 100% go view a topic na only 30% go yan......lukumons
Na only for naija moderators dey change watin person dey write. Nl mods............vexing....

Lord Babs: It's only in Nigeria a shoeless becomes president.

...Now dis guy is really pissd off...

only nigeria the airline companies will be using coffin clld airplane for airline business wthut d govt doing nothin.

Olympic is ending today and some dickhead are still being hopeful of medals........hopefools only in naija

Only in nigeria you would have differrent birth certificates and declaration of age at the same court and hospital even nationa population commission siged.
Only in nigeria yu would collect affidavit in front of a court. If na lie come ikeja high court. Dem plenty there.

Only in nigeria dat a chairman of a probing committee will hide bribe money inside his cap.

Only in nigeria will d president's wife be appointed perm secretary

Only in nigeria will somebody go to school without slippers and leta become d president

Only in nigeria will more than 100 people go to olympics and come back without single medal

Only in Nigeria will u have 40 laptops defending d government.