It's only in Nigeria u will see a new born baby say up NEPA.

Its Only in Nigeria that people believe lies simply because it is on a website.

LesbianBoy: Only in nigeria, can a president's wife GBAGAUN and yet they still allow her make public speech


Only in nigeria, can a president spend N1bn on food


Only in nigeria, can a film be shot in 1 week


Only in nigeria, can a film have part 1, 2, 3, 4

Harry potter had 8 parts..... Problem?

Only in Nigeria will you find policemen in uniform collecting bribes openly on the roads.

binger: And i will add,only in Nigeria will some1 write a post on a forum,and every sentence in it is filled with grammatical errors,wrong spellings and bad punctuation!

I.T.K..please whats some1?

All these in one country.....then we can start trade with them to other countries

only in Nigeria with u be able 2 subscribe for 1 month internet access with 3gb data cap for as low as 7000 naira(~$43).

Only in Nigeria, you can find the richest black man alive.

Only in Nigeria that we have the first African woman ever to be nominated for the World Bank president.

Only in Nigeria, we have one of the fastest growing world economies

Only in Nigeria, we have the 3rd largest movie industry in the world.

Only in Nigeira, we produce people who grow to be the most educated in the US.

Only in Nigeria, do we have diaspora Nigerians who always critise their birth country and homeland

Only in Nigeria, that the country has the second largest economy in sub-Saharan Africa

Only in Nigeria, we have citizens that think all politicians are rich and are thieves.

Only in Nigeria, we have the best music industry and artistes in the entire continent!

Only in Nigeria, we have an Islamic sect that wants to convert everyone to Muslim and go around bombing Christians in the North and the ignorant people blame the president.

Only in Nigeria, will ignorant Nigerians and Diaspora Nigerians compare Nigeria that is merely 52 to countries like USA that are over two centuries old.

Only in Nigeria, where we are known as the Giants of Africa!!, and some ignorant Nigerians and diaspora Nigerians act like dwarfs to their European subordinates.

*solid*:
Only in Nigeria will u have 40 laptops defending d government.

O ga o. Mewa n shele ni 9ja wa.

omoeast: Only in Nigeria will vice president's wife's cousin wedding will cause road closure

Only in Nigeria will a pastor acquire 4 private jet for himself only and members take danfo(public bus) to his church

Only in Nigeria church now owns Oil stations,TV stations,Hotels,Banks etc and the revenue goes where?

Only in Nigeria will president's wife travels to neighboring country with 32 aides

Only in Nigeria will corrupt leader will go to jail for a year and ended up in a church for thanksgiving

Only Nigeria will president gives actresses and actors National Honour

Only in Nigeria will 365 people receives national honour in a year

Only in Nigeria will a man embezzles 1 billion naira and ended up being right side of the president and another man steals two thousand naira and ended up being in kirikiri for 7 years without any case

Only in Nigeria you will be a local government chairman for 8 years,moves to house of assembly for 8 years,moves to state house for 8 years then move to Aso rock for 8 years and finally go back to your village to be the king

Only Nigeria has 36 god fathers

Only Nigeria President will change a name of a University that has been named before the birth of his grand father and change it to his friend's name

Only in Nigeria at 21st century there are cities with no light

Only in Nigeria,you will use a government plate number because you friend is in Power

Only in Nigeria will police commissioners be guarded by Military

Only in Nigeria you will be jailed but allowed to serve your own jail in your house or anywhere of your choice

MAY GOD HELP NIGERIA AND NIGERIANS

Only in Nigeria will a grammatically handicapped Nigerian mischievously criticize an ideologically challenged president on a public forum!

If all these can happen in Nigeria, then, Nigeria is GREAT.

Only in nigeria girl d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ collect monthly salary from her boyfriend wen till dy school.

Only in nigeria wen marry man with children d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ work for 3000naira a month.
Only nigeria employ base on connections not base on qualification.

Only in nigeria will a service provider eg mtn swapp all ur credit over night with warnings.

binger: And i will add,only in Nigeria will some1 write a post on a forum,and every sentence in it is filled with grammatical errors,wrong spellings and bad punctuation!

Thank you, thank you. You said my mind. Bloody post filled with grammatical blunders! Only in Nigeria mtcheeeeeew.

binger: And i will add,only in Nigeria will some1 write a post on a forum,and every sentence in it is filled with grammatical errors,wrong spellings[size=50pt],[/size] and bad punctuation!

Only in Nigeria will someone correct another person about punctuations on a forum and then forget to add a "COMMA" in his/her own statement.


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auwal87: Only in Nigeria will a Nigerian come to a Nigerian public forum and list all Nigeria's problems without citing any solution

God bless u my dear

Only in Nigeria you can see a high quality website like www.rarenewsandschools.com that combine news and tutorials to better the life of people and when visitors visit once they would never want to leave again.
I am testimony to that!!!

Only in Nigeria - will a street hawker try to sell me a ROLEX for 60,000 naira and expect me to open my wallet in "go- slow and actually count out 60, 000 naira.

Only in Nigeria - will a police officer ask you to drive to an ATM to cash money because you don't have enough
on you for "egunje"

Only in Nigeria - will you buy a brand new cellphone for 10,000 naira that has 3 sims, touchscreen, camera, and
the "i" from the NOKIA would have mysteriously disappeared

Only in Nigeria - will you sit outside after a nice days work and treat yourself to some nice "asun", ukuku, odeku,
and baba Gulder out in the open without any yeye law enforcement reminding you that you are
drinking in public.

Only in Nigeria - will you do "point and kill" for catfish. lol

Only in the west of nigeria will a drug baron head a political party and is called a holy messiah. Only in nigeria will everybody lazily depend on only oil for survival. Only in the west and north of nigeria will people be proud of an over bloated 'unproductive' population that sucks from the country and give nothing in returns . Only in nigeria will you see some mad men roaming thousands of kilometers with cows , killing people and gaining sympathy, only in nigeria will an exgeneral cry in love to save nigeria but is joyous when same are massacred by his fanatics. Only in nigeria is 'racism' an abomination but 'tribalism' a justifiable act, only in nigeria will people 'worship' life-denied 'stones, and mockingly call others stone eaters. Brb, pls...

DailyNews: Only in Nigeria will a commodity be banned entry into the country & still the same commodity is being sold at all corners of the country even beside the boundary gate!

Only in Nigeria will 225,000 able graduates with excellent academic grade applies for a vacancy of 595 slot in a govt. organization & the GMD of the organization comes openly in a national broadcast to say that if his daughter failed the job test & couldn't get the job, then every other graduate ought not complain, becos that alone to him showed that the recruitment was free & fair knowing too well that it is impossible for father & child to work in same organization that isn't owned by their family.

Only in Nigeria will a military officer be chasing & wooing girls openly on the road wearing his national military uniform without fear of being court-martialled for unprofessional conduct.

Only in Nigeria will a fraudulent business be advertised on national & state televisions & radio stations, & the business goes ahead defrauding citizens for years & still be allowed to keep advertising without any investigation, a.k.a. FOREX TRADE that some Nigerians used to defraud so many innocent Nigerian youths & students.

Only in Nigeria will a first lady be more active & popular than the foreign affairs minister & even state governors.

Only in Nigeria will a first lady commission national military weaponry & gadgets.

Only in Nigeria will innocent youths be offered admission into govt. institutions (polytechnics & technical colleges), & they strive to graduate & face total certificate discrimination during job openings & still the govt. allows such program & certificate to be issued without a review of the program to change things & stop defrauding & deceiving innocent youths.

Only in Nigeria will you see a national power generation/supply body or organization, viz. PHCN running on standby generators & heavy duty listers to power their offices & complexes

Only in Nigeria will people pay for service & still plead the service provider to please serve them well, while the service provider turns to the aggressor instead of pleading the customer...

Only in Nigeria will an indigenous head of a multinational co. advice a foreign owner/investor to pay indigenous workers lesser salary compared to the international standard, giving excuses that the workers will start to live extravagant life & the males will end up partying & marrying many wives instead of concentrating on how to move their co. forward...just to please the foreign investor & to appear nice...viz. the new Coca Cola Nig. Ltd now acquired by Henn......

BRB

Pls pls pls ......if ur ignorant about sumthing...U̶̲̥̅̊ ask openly n peoplee will explain it to you....FOREX TRADING is not fraud..it is nigerians that are fraudulent ...I was defraud ed too by some schemers under †ђξ ploy of FOREX TRADING... That made M̶̲̥̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ to seek more knowledge onn it n I thank God today I know better ... N av. Made alot from it !! So bro if U̶̲̥̅̊ no know we will tell U̶̲̥̅̊ !!

only in nigeria can an okada carry another okada

Only in Nigeria public funds are used to sponsor pilgrims to Saudi Arabia and Jerusalem.

Godogwu:

Harry potter had 8 parts..... Problem?

but the CD of part 1 and 2 of harry potter was not covered with adverts of other films

DailyNews: Only in Nigeria will a commodity be banned entry into the country & still the same commodity is being sold at all corners of the country even beside the boundary gate!

Only in Nigeria will 225,000 able graduates with excellent academic grade applies for a vacancy of 595 slot in a govt. organization & the GMD of the organization comes openly in a national broadcast to say that if his daughter failed the job test & couldn't get the job, then every other graduate ought not complain, becos that alone to him showed that the recruitment was free & fair knowing too well that it is impossible for father & child to work in same organization that isn't owned by their family.

Only in Nigeria will a military officer be chasing & wooing girls openly on the road wearing his national military uniform without fear of being court-martialled for unprofessional conduct.

Only in Nigeria will a fraudulent business be advertised on national & state televisions & radio stations, & the business goes ahead defrauding citizens for years & still be allowed to keep advertising without any investigation, a.k.a. FOREX TRADE that some Nigerians used to defraud so many innocent Nigerian youths & students.

Only in Nigeria will a first lady be more active & popular than the foreign affairs minister & even state governors.

Only in Nigeria will a first lady commission national military weaponry & gadgets.

Only in Nigeria will innocent youths be offered admission into govt. institutions (polytechnics & technical colleges), & they strive to graduate & face total certificate discrimination during job openings & still the govt. allows such program & certificate to be issued without a review of the program to change things & stop defrauding & deceiving innocent youths.

Only in Nigeria will you see a national power generation/supply body or organization, viz. PHCN running on standby generators & heavy duty listers to power their offices & complexes

Only in Nigeria will people pay for service & still plead the service provider to please serve them well, while the service provider turns to the aggressor instead of pleading the customer...

Only in Nigeria will an indigenous head of a multinational co. advice a foreign owner/investor to pay indigenous workers lesser salary compared to the international standard, giving excuses that the workers will start to live extravagant life & the males will end up partying & marrying many wives instead of concentrating on how to move their co. forward...just to please the foreign investor & to appear nice...viz. the new Coca Cola Nig. Ltd now acquired by Henn......

BRB

What is the name of that indigenous head let us spread his name and photo on the internet and Boycott cocacola

only in naija is ANYTHING,obtainable. Only in naija,can u find over 95% of the populace,saying negative things about their country!

samkoro:

What is the name of that indigenous head let us spread his name and photo on the internet and Boycott cocacola

Only in Nigeria - will someone hear gist on the internet and judge the accused without confirming it from the accused

Only in Nigeria will over 20 different professional attorneys and lawyers be defending one politician in a law case inside a national law court!

Only in Nigeria will an ordinary unprofessional private house security guard (a.k.a. aboki malam) be earning more than the national police officer! Lolz...if you doubt it, ask Corporal Akpan!

Only in Nigeria will John Fashanu ditch Nigeria when needed and he will be welcomed with open arm and later he will become soccer ambassador.
Only in Nigeria will we export crude oil and import refined product when we have refinery that could refine to capacity
Only in Nigeria will a terrorist be found in government house.
Only in NIGERIA will a casual worker earning 10k per month will be using BB touch.

Only in Nigeria will you have: viewing this topic are: . . . . . . . . . . and 40 laptops.
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Only in Nigeria will you have: viewing this topic are: . . . . . . . . . . and 40 laptops.
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i don laffffff tire hi hi hi, ha ha ha, yooooorgh. . . . . . .

My people na wa o....all these long list 4 Nigeria only......Naija must really be on a celebrity status.....!.....cos d swag is at an all tyme high....lol....!

hakwise:


Pls pls pls ......if ur ignorant about sumthing...U̶̲̥̅̊ ask openly n peoplee will explain it to you....FOREX TRADING is not fraud..it is nigerians that are fraudulent ...I was defraud ed too by some schemers under †ђξ ploy of FOREX TRADING... That made M̶̲̥̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ to seek more knowledge onn it n I thank God today I know better ... N av. Made alot from it !! So bro if U̶̲̥̅̊ no know we will tell U̶̲̥̅̊ !!

Why is it that everyone Nigerian that undergoes the FOREX sorry, FOREST lol training must start his or her own FOREST training too? If its as profitable & risk-low as they preach, why then must everyone that attends a FOREST training start his/her own? Is it not a way to recover their lost training fee expenses? How can FOREX trading trainers be deceiving Nigerians that with just $100 you can start FOREST lol trading & earn up to $50 hourly wth no risk, just to lure innocent youths into their fraudulent scheme & still govt. allowed them to be advertising their fraudulent business scheme on state & national broadcasts? It cannot happen in a healthy nation you know it, so lets not argue bro...just tell yourself the truth & you yourself also know how much you are trading with; it is practically impossible to start a live FOREX trade with just $100 & make huge marginal profit in such a minute time-frame as most FOREX trading trainers do preach! To excel in FOREX trading, you need a huge capital, you need to undergo serious training that is beyond a two-weeks training, & you need more tools than they preach, & its a high risk business to venture. So in its totality, FOREX TRADING business adverts in Nigeria are all fraudulent aimed at defrauding innocent & ignorant Nigerian youths, especially students & the jobless youths, period!