ifihearam: Only in naija will a serial loser assemble people to kill innocent nigerians to make the government ungovernable.


Only in naija will some people want an elected president to resign because he is working for the benefit of the people


Only in naija will some people take up on the president over he is from the south south refion of the country

Only in naija will people write rubbish about the president on open forum and dullards will concur without verification.

Only in naija will self acclaimed clergy leave the message in the Bible and focus on the first family of the land.

NovusHomo: Only in Nigeria will you have Committee looking into Committee,
into Committee,
into Committee,
into Committee,
into Committee,
Committee,
Committee,
Comm,
Commi,
Committ,
Committeeeeeeeeeeeee.........................






Only in Nigeria will government construct roads without a drainage system.

NovusHomo: Only in Nigeria will you have Committee looking into Committee,
into Committee,
into Committee,
into Committee,
into Committee,
Committee,
Committee,
Comm,
Commi,
Committ,
Committeeeeeeeeeeeee.........................

noleen: Only in Nigeria a president wife is given appointment as per sec
Only in Nigeria a Governor son is given appointment as special advser
Only in Nigeria religion are seen as a problem to other religions.
Only in Nigeria police check car particulars.
Only in Nigeria employment/admission/contract are given base on who u know in the society.
Only in nigeria a senator/member state house were killed on power.
Only in Nigeria schooling is haram.
Only in Nigeria the rich become richer and the poor remain poor.
Nigeria is still our country, let pray for our leaders and the country as a whole.

abbey37: Only for Naija members of our national assembly dey fight boxing and wrestling inside the house

Only for Naija national assembly dey spend 25% of the national budget

Only for naija athletes and sportsmen they start preparation for international competition in two wks b4 the start,jst like d concluded olympics

Only for Naija pple dey import water as petrol enter country and collect Subsidy

BRB

The General: Only in Nigeria will citizens sleep in darkness for 3 days but yet finds no problem with it.

Only in 9ja that electorates don't have choice on who rules them

Only in nigeria people vote purely based on ethnicity.

bigdoo: Only in Nigeria will you find policemen in uniform collecting bribes openly on the roads.

Saintsquare: Only in naija will a graduate of Yoruba Literature becomes a banker.

naptu2:

Sir Roger Moore?

Sir Sean Connery?

Dame Elizabeth Taylor?

Carol Burnett (Presidential Medal of Freedom [United States])?

National Medal of the Arts (United States)?

DailyNews: Only in Nigeria will president be travelling different countries more than his foreign affairs minister, just to break the record of the most travelled man in his small village, lol!

Only in Nigeria will president travel to one part of a foreign nation & his governor in another part of the same country begging every citizens of that country to come & invest in their country with no viable environment to encourage investment.

Only in Nigeria will a politician be sharing yam, salt, rice, fish, currency, etc as his/her campaign to win a national/state election.

Only in Nigeria will a military man beat & publicly unclad an adult civilian citizen just because he saw him wearing a close to camouflaged clothe, even without caution or counseling.

Only in Nigeria will a military guy see two civilians fighting & instead of making peace, goes ahead to brutalize them by flogging & mandatory frog jumping & packing of drainage waste.

Only in Nigeria will students abandon their books for home movies & musicals, only to read weeks to exams & then go to their religious places of worship to pray fervently for God's divine miracle & wonder & still make As when result comes out...lol!

Only in Nigeria do people value home movie more than literary works!

Only in Nigeria will a student graduate from higher institution without buying or reading a single novel aside the one recommended by his/her lecturer, but buys/rents bunches of non-educating home & foreign movies daily.

Only in Nigeria will a girl visit a fast food restaurant only when a guy, boyfriend, fiancee, etc takes her along to foot the bills!

lagerwhenindoubt:

Now these Guys are worth the Medals -International Recognition, 21st Century Legacies in the Film Industry WORLDWIDE . not jocular midgets and a girl-friend to Anambra State Deputy Governor with no international reckon to her name. National Honor (IN TRUTH) value men/women of mediocre state than truly intelligent people who contribute meaningfully to society and humanity as a whole

omoeast:

Only in Nigeria will corrupt leader will go to jail for a year and ended up in a church for thanksgiving

Only in Nigeria you will be jailed but allowed to serve your own jail in your house or anywhere of your choice

Lalaska: Only in Nigeria will a Colonel in the Army disobey traffic rules and take the dedicated BRT lane
Only in Nigeria will a the President set up a committee to review the report of another committee
Only in Nigeria will you have 162 million different people coaching a single national team
Only in Nigeria will you tell the people you will provide power and water to win an election

DailyNews:

Only in Nigeria will a first lady commission national military weaponry & gadgets.

BRB

DailyNews:
Only in Nigeria will a first lady be more active & popular than the foreign affairs minister & even state governors.

DailyNews:
Only in Nigeria will a first lady be more active & popular than the foreign affairs minister & even state governors.

MsDarkSkin:

only in Nigeria can you find the cheap drug this person is on.