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Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by freeman11(m): 8:28pm On Aug 12, 2012 |
Only in Naija all this dey happen and nobody tell me? |
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by solid3(m): 8:51pm On Aug 12, 2012 |
Only in Nigeria will u have 1 small boy training 40 cows on how to use AK47 and how to match for kilometers. All na preparatory training for conversion of all Christians to Muslim. Only in Nigeria will u have some illiterates ask d president to renounce Christianity and convert to Musilim or resign or face ji had. |
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by Jennykalu(f): 8:57pm On Aug 12, 2012 |
Only in Nigeria will a woman address herself as WIDOW in public even when her husband is STIll alive. |
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by solonzo2funk: 8:57pm On Aug 12, 2012 |
Yes,things are really going wrong but let try and talk positive about this country,pray for her and hope for best in the nearest future. |
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by daviesmania(m): 9:06pm On Aug 12, 2012 |
Nigeria remains 'de dearest country to ma heart' anyhow bad! |
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by Darey00(m): 9:14pm On Aug 12, 2012 |
Only in Nigeria do people sit down at the comfort of their homes and talk trash abt d state of the country without proffering solutions.. @OP,u said he renamed a university dat wasn't named by his great grandfather to his friend's name. I think thats way too far oh. The man is old enough to be ur father. |
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by eyenCalabar(m): 9:14pm On Aug 12, 2012 |
freeman11: Only in Naija all this dey happen and nobody tell me? You son of a fisherman? |
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by hakwise(m): 9:14pm On Aug 12, 2012 |
DailyNews: Well for clarity of purpose...I don't also subscribe to †ђξ 100 dolls thing...but that is not to discredit †ђξ whole FOREX BIZ..which sm of us take pride in and has been oon for yrs nw....†ђξ least I advice one can trade with is 40K or 50k dolls that would make sense ...in a mkt where over 4.7 trillion dollars exchange hand daily if not more now!!.......in addition why I feel most nigerians fall victim is †ђξ situation we found ourselves in this country.....what would U̶̲̥̅̊ Ħª√ę them do??..they have to do sumthing...my advice is for peoplee to be calm n seek for more information onn †ђξ BIZ cause it is actually not for every body.... 1 Like |
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by Gwekzy: 9:24pm On Aug 12, 2012 |
omoeast: Only in Nigeria will vice president's wife's cousin wedding will cause road closure |
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by girlking(f): 9:25pm On Aug 12, 2012 |
only in Nigeria will I not get taxed on the very air I breath Only in Nigeria will I start a business without loNg rigorous processes Only in Nigeria will I..... D list is endless, But, Only in Nigeria would would 100% of us move around without visa et al nor any fear of deportation, ever! I love Nigeria Whose with me? 2 Likes |
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by doublej1(m): 9:34pm On Aug 12, 2012 |
Its only in Nigeria, that democracy would be runned and some group of people would decide for the people. only in Nigeria would a pastor or imam be friending another man wife with his knowledge, all because thou shall not touch God anointing. Only Nigeria would you see people with the highest shock absorber. |
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by doublej1(m): 9:37pm On Aug 12, 2012 |
Only in Nigeria would you see the most loving people 1 Like |
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by kenostika(m): 9:51pm On Aug 12, 2012 |
Only in Naija people use/see blackberry as a status symbol. If you don't have a BB,u are regarded or seen as a poor person and Naija babes will find it difficult to interact with u. Only in Naija people buy what they don't need with money they don't have to impress people they don't like. 1 Like |
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by hannydarl(f): 10:07pm On Aug 12, 2012 |
Lerin: It's only in Nigeria u will see a new born baby say up NEPA. Very true. My 1yr old says upaaaa (up nepaaaa) when Nepa take their light. |
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by kenostika(m): 10:09pm On Aug 12, 2012 |
Only in Naija u see graduates with first class but no connection, being subjected to series of aptitude tests and rigorus interviews just to get a job of 40k while their colleagues with third class or even Pass with connection, are employed with huge pay without writing aptitude test. |
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by Nosyke(m): 10:11pm On Aug 12, 2012 |
Only in Nigeria will somebody claim that he took a picture of an okada carrying another okada while driving his SUV, whereas the picture does not remotely indicate so. If na lie ask Donpuzzo |
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by jpphilips(m): 10:41pm On Aug 12, 2012 |
binger: And i will add,only in Nigeria will some1 write a post on a forum,and every sentence in it is filled with grammatical errors,wrong spellings and bad punctuation! only in Nigeria 22.5m people voted a d!c.k head without track record as commander in chief, yet expect him to tackle terrorism only in Nigeria people imprison themselves in their own house erecting fences and buglary proofs. |
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by cosmatika(m): 10:41pm On Aug 12, 2012 |
It's only in Nigeria dat a street in d capital will be blocked because d son of d stupid gov wnts to ride bicycle. It's only in Nigeria dat everybody will vacate a bar because d son of d gov wnts to drink. Although thank God an army man taught him a lesson of his lyf |
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by nwapastor: 10:56pm On Aug 12, 2012 |
Nigeria we hail thee! Sorry, Arise oh compatriots! Only in Naija is every single opportunity for sale b it job or what hv u. At d end u may loose both money n opportunity n there's nothing u can do abt it. So help me God! |
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by Remmyode(m): 10:58pm On Aug 12, 2012 |
Only in Nigeria will a drug scanner detect cocaine in a stomach and later not found again(Baba Suwe) Only in Nigeria will a baby be born with Quran tied in his hand.(Mushin Baby) Only in Nigeria will an artist sing a song to praise a scamming job. (Yahoozee by Olu Maintain) Only in Nigeria you will see a politician from Thousand-naire to Billionaire after 4 years. Only in Nigeria will a communication company give away a brand new aeroplane for promotion(MTN). Only in Nigeria you will get a question for a reply to a Question. Only in Nigeria you will see churches in every 3 building on a street, yet we don't believe in God. Only in Nigeria will over 3 communities declare independence in a space of a month. Only in Nigeria you will enter one chance bus. Only in Nigeria will someone mistakenly hit you in a crowd and the next thing is for you to check ur pennis if it's still there. 2 Likes |
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by Nobody: 11:02pm On Aug 12, 2012 |
It is only in Nigeria that citizens will shout UP NEPA! When power is restored after a prolonged outage. |
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by Nobody: 11:10pm On Aug 12, 2012 |
Only in Nigeria will people be praying for a miracle in the Government yet they dont believe the miracle will happen. |
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by Nobody: 11:21pm On Aug 12, 2012 |
It is only in Nigeria that part 1, 2 and 3 of the same film are released on the same day. |
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by Saintsquare(m): 11:24pm On Aug 12, 2012 |
Only in naija will a graduate of Yoruba Literature becomes a banker. |
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by dbchoke: 11:36pm On Aug 12, 2012 |
Lalaska: Only in Nigeria will a Colonel in the Army disobey traffic rules and take the dedicated BRT lane True talk my broda. No 2 can only happen in Nigeria. Only in Nigeria do we reward an employee with a promotion (read First Lady promoted Permanent Secretary) for not coming to work. |
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by vivaciousvivi(f): 11:44pm On Aug 12, 2012 |
Only in Nigeria that pubic figures embezzle money, are "jailed" comfortably for less than a year and on the day of their release, and aso-ebi wearing crowd is singing their praises at d entrance of the jail! Of course and all night owanbe will be held at d "ex-con's" mansion later that night! Useless country!!! |
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by dbchoke: 11:45pm On Aug 12, 2012 |
Only in Nigeria will the younger brother of a sitting governor (who was a civil servant before his brother became governor) throw a party to celebrate his first 2 billion naira 2 years into his brother's administration. Only in Nigeria. |
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by Nobody: 11:47pm On Aug 12, 2012 |
Only IN Nigeria u will see a teacher impregnating seven student at once and still walk freely. |
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by passionate88: 12:09am On Aug 13, 2012 |
berem: Its only in nigeria a president dat has ruled 30yrs ago still coming out to contest for the presidency If na lie ask Buhari!only in Nigeria will a former head of state lie that his late friend (head of state) never stole a dime.. Only in Nigeria will a jihadist think he's the only credible candidate to rule the state.. Only in Nigeria that if the opposition lose the elections it's rigging but if they won it's the will of the masses.. |
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by Godogwu: 12:11am On Aug 13, 2012 |
LesbianBoy: but the CD of part 1 and 2 of harry potter was not covered with adverts of other films Ermm but if you watched it the cinema, you'll a couple of adverts before the main movie.....not so? |
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by Nobody: 3:56am On Aug 13, 2012 |
binger: And i will add,only in Nigeria will some1 write a post on a forum,and every sentence in it is filled with grammatical errors,wrong spellings and bad punctuation!Only in nigeria will a self acclaimed "english language guru" start a sentence with "and" 1 Like |
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by Godogwu: 4:42am On Aug 13, 2012 |
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