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Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by freeman11(m): 8:28pm On Aug 12, 2012
Only in Naija all this dey happen and nobody tell me?
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by solid3(m): 8:51pm On Aug 12, 2012
Only in Nigeria will u have 1 small boy training 40 cows on how to use AK47 and how to match for kilometers.
All na preparatory training for conversion of all Christians to Muslim.
Only in Nigeria will u have some illiterates ask d president to renounce Christianity and convert to Musilim or resign or face ji had.
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by Jennykalu(f): 8:57pm On Aug 12, 2012
Only in Nigeria will a woman address herself as WIDOW in public even when her husband is STIll alive.
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by solonzo2funk: 8:57pm On Aug 12, 2012
Yes,things are really going wrong but let try and talk positive about this country,pray for her and hope for best in the nearest future.
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by daviesmania(m): 9:06pm On Aug 12, 2012
Nigeria remains 'de dearest country to ma heart' anyhow bad!
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by Darey00(m): 9:14pm On Aug 12, 2012
Only in Nigeria do people sit down at the comfort of their homes and talk trash abt d state of the country without proffering solutions..
@OP,u said he renamed a university dat wasn't named by his great grandfather to his friend's name. I think thats way too far oh. The man is old enough to be ur father.
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by eyenCalabar(m): 9:14pm On Aug 12, 2012
freeman11: Only in Naija all this dey happen and nobody tell me?

You son of a fisherman?
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by hakwise(m): 9:14pm On Aug 12, 2012
DailyNews:

Why is it that everyone Nigerian that undergoes the FOREX sorry, FOREST lol training must start his or her own FOREST training too? If its as profitable & risk-low as they preach, why then must everyone that attends a FOREST training start his/her own? Is it not a way to recover their lost training fee expenses? How can FOREX trading trainers be deceiving Nigerians that with just $100 you can start FOREST lol trading & earn up to $50 hourly wth no risk, just to lure innocent youths into their fraudulent scheme & still govt. allowed them to be advertising their fraudulent business scheme on state & national broadcasts? It cannot happen in a healthy nation you know it, so lets not argue bro...just tell yourself the truth & you yourself also know how much you are trading with; it is practically impossible to start a live FOREX trade with just $100 & make huge marginal profit in such a minute time-frame as most FOREX trading trainers do preach! To excel in FOREX trading, you need a huge capital, you need to undergo serious training that is beyond a two-weeks training, & you need more tools than they preach, & its a high risk business to venture. So in its totality, FOREX TRADING business adverts in Nigeria are all fraudulent aimed at defrauding innocent & ignorant Nigerian youths, especially students & the jobless youths, period!

Well for clarity of purpose...I don't also subscribe to †ђξ 100 dolls thing...but that is not to discredit †ђξ whole FOREX BIZ..which sm of us take pride in and has been oon for yrs nw....†ђξ least I advice one can trade with is 40K or 50k dolls that would make sense ...in a mkt where over 4.7 trillion dollars exchange hand daily if not more now!!.......in addition why I feel most nigerians fall victim is †ђξ situation we found ourselves in this country.....what would U̶̲̥̅̊ Ħª√ę them do??..they have to do sumthing...my advice is for peoplee to be calm n seek for more information onn †ђξ BIZ cause it is actually not for every body....

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Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by Gwekzy: 9:24pm On Aug 12, 2012
omoeast: Only in Nigeria will vice president's wife's cousin wedding will cause road closure

Only in Nigeria will a pastor acquire 4 private jet for himself only and members take danfo(public bus) to his church

Only in Nigeria church now owns Oil stations,TV stations,Hotels,Banks etc and the revenue goes where? lipsrsealed

Only in Nigeria will president's wife travels to neighboring country with 32 aides

Only in Nigeria will corrupt leader will go to jail for a year and ended up in a church for thanksgiving
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Only Nigeria will president gives actresses and actors National Honour

Only in Nigeria will 365 people receives national honour in a year

Only in Nigeria will a man embezzles 1 billion naira and ended up being right side of the president and another man steals two thousand naira and ended up being in kirikiri for 7 years without any case

Only in Nigeria you will be a local government chairman for 8 years,moves to house of assembly for 8 years,moves to state house for 8 years then move to Aso rock for 8 years and finally go back to your village to be the king grin grin grin

Only Nigeria has 36 god fathers

Only Nigeria President will change a name of a University that has been named before the birth of his grand father and change it to his friend's name

Only in Nigeria at 21st century there are cities with no light

Only in Nigeria,you will use a government plate number because you friend is in Power

Only in Nigeria will police commissioners be guarded by Military

Only in Nigeria you will be jailed but allowed to serve your own jail in your house or anywhere of your choice

MAY GOD HELP NIGERIA AND NIGERIANS

Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by girlking(f): 9:25pm On Aug 12, 2012
only in Nigeria will I not get taxed on the very air I breath
Only in Nigeria will I start a business without loNg rigorous processes
Only in Nigeria will I..... D list is endless,
But,
Only in Nigeria would would 100% of us move around without visa et al nor any fear of deportation, ever!
I love Nigeria
Whose with me?

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Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by doublej1(m): 9:34pm On Aug 12, 2012
Its only in Nigeria, that democracy would be runned and some group of people would decide for the people.
only in Nigeria would a pastor or imam be friending another man wife with his knowledge, all because thou shall not touch God anointing.
Only Nigeria would you see people with the highest shock absorber.
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by doublej1(m): 9:37pm On Aug 12, 2012
Only in Nigeria would you see the most loving people

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Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by kenostika(m): 9:51pm On Aug 12, 2012
Only in Naija people use/see blackberry as a status symbol. If you don't have a BB,u are regarded or seen as a poor person and Naija babes will find it difficult to interact with u. Only in Naija people buy what they don't need with money they don't have to impress people they don't like.

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Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by hannydarl(f): 10:07pm On Aug 12, 2012
Lerin: It's only in Nigeria u will see a new born baby say up NEPA.

Very true. My 1yr old says upaaaa (up nepaaaa) when Nepa take their light.
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by kenostika(m): 10:09pm On Aug 12, 2012
Only in Naija u see graduates with first class but no connection, being subjected to series of aptitude tests and rigorus interviews just to get a job of 40k while their colleagues with third class or even Pass with connection, are employed with huge pay without writing aptitude test.
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by Nosyke(m): 10:11pm On Aug 12, 2012
Only in Nigeria will somebody claim that he took a picture of an okada carrying another okada while driving his SUV, whereas the picture does not remotely indicate so. If na lie ask Donpuzzo
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by jpphilips(m): 10:41pm On Aug 12, 2012
binger: And i will add,only in Nigeria will some1 write a post on a forum,and every sentence in it is filled with grammatical errors,wrong spellings and bad punctuation!

only in Nigeria 22.5m people voted a d!c.k head without track record as commander in chief, yet expect him to tackle terrorism

only in Nigeria people imprison themselves in their own house erecting fences and buglary proofs.
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by cosmatika(m): 10:41pm On Aug 12, 2012
It's only in Nigeria dat a street in d capital will be blocked because d son of d stupid gov wnts to ride bicycle.
It's only in Nigeria dat everybody will vacate a bar because d son of d gov wnts to drink. Although thank God an army man taught him a lesson of his lyf grin grin
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by nwapastor: 10:56pm On Aug 12, 2012
Nigeria we hail thee! Sorry, Arise oh compatriots! Only in Naija is every single opportunity for sale b it job or what hv u. At d end u may loose both money n opportunity n there's nothing u can do abt it. So help me God!
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by Remmyode(m): 10:58pm On Aug 12, 2012
Only in Nigeria will a drug scanner detect cocaine in a stomach and later not found again(Baba Suwe)

Only in Nigeria will a baby be born with Quran tied in his hand.(Mushin Baby)

Only in Nigeria will an artist sing a song to praise a scamming job. (Yahoozee by Olu Maintain)

Only in Nigeria you will see a politician from Thousand-naire   to Billionaire after 4 years.

Only in Nigeria will a communication company give away a brand new aeroplane for promotion(MTN).

Only in Nigeria you will get a question for a reply to a Question.

Only in Nigeria you will see churches in every 3 building on a street, yet we don't believe in God.

Only in Nigeria will over 3 communities declare independence in a space of a month.

Only in Nigeria you will enter one chance bus.

Only in Nigeria will someone mistakenly hit you in a crowd and the next thing is for you to check ur pennis if it's still there.

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Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by Nobody: 11:02pm On Aug 12, 2012
It is only in Nigeria that citizens will shout UP NEPA! When power is restored after a prolonged outage.
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by Nobody: 11:10pm On Aug 12, 2012
Only in Nigeria will people be praying for a miracle in the Government yet they dont believe the miracle will happen.
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by Nobody: 11:21pm On Aug 12, 2012
It is only in Nigeria that part 1, 2 and 3 of the same film are released on the same day.
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by Saintsquare(m): 11:24pm On Aug 12, 2012
Only in naija will a graduate of Yoruba Literature becomes a banker.
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by dbchoke: 11:36pm On Aug 12, 2012
Lalaska: Only in Nigeria will a Colonel in the Army disobey traffic rules and take the dedicated BRT lane
Only in Nigeria will a the President set up a committee to review the report of another committee
Only in Nigeria will you have 162 million different people coaching a single national team
Only in Nigeria will you tell the people you will provide power and water to win an election

True talk my broda. No 2 can only happen in Nigeria.
Only in Nigeria do we reward an employee with a promotion (read First Lady promoted Permanent Secretary) for not coming to work.
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by vivaciousvivi(f): 11:44pm On Aug 12, 2012
Only in Nigeria that pubic figures embezzle money, are "jailed" comfortably for less than a year and on the day of their release, and aso-ebi wearing crowd is singing their praises at d entrance of the jail! Of course and all night owanbe will be held at d "ex-con's" mansion later that night! Useless country!!!
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by dbchoke: 11:45pm On Aug 12, 2012
Only in Nigeria will the younger brother of a sitting governor (who was a civil servant before his brother became governor) throw a party to celebrate his first 2 billion naira 2 years into his brother's administration. Only in Nigeria.
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by Nobody: 11:47pm On Aug 12, 2012
Only IN Nigeria u will see a teacher impregnating seven student at once and still walk freely.
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by passionate88: 12:09am On Aug 13, 2012
berem: Its only in nigeria a president dat has ruled 30yrs ago still coming out to contest for the presidency If na lie ask Buhari!
Its only in nigeria u will see a policeman wearing slippers on duty!smh! undecided
only in Nigeria will a former head of state lie that his late friend (head of state) never stole a dime.. Only in Nigeria will a jihadist think he's the only credible candidate to rule the state.. Only in Nigeria that if the opposition lose the elections it's rigging but if they won it's the will of the masses..
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by Godogwu: 12:11am On Aug 13, 2012
LesbianBoy: but the CD of part 1 and 2 of harry potter was not covered with adverts of other films wink grin

Ermm but if you watched it the cinema, you'll a couple of adverts before the main movie.....not so?
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by Nobody: 3:56am On Aug 13, 2012
binger: And i will add,only in Nigeria will some1 write a post on a forum,and every sentence in it is filled with grammatical errors,wrong spellings and bad punctuation!
Only in nigeria will a self acclaimed "english language guru" start a sentence with "and"

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Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by Godogwu: 4:42am On Aug 13, 2012
Godogwu:

Ermm but if you watched it in the cinema, you'll see a couple of adverts before the main movie.....not so?

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