saint pipe: u won't believe because to u,getting laid is 1 hell of a job!

Thankfully , I'm not like you two , I lay only with my gf *** eyes roving around ***

saint pipe: u won't believe because to u,getting laid is 1 hell of a job!

ouuuch!

Yea yea

Duke_Nija: I'll never forget the first girl I 'toasted' bck in sec school. She was my senior and we'd been eyeing each other 4 a while. I waited 4 her after skool and stopped her. She was smiling expecting me to say stuffs and your boy just went blank. Like BLAN. Kai I f upp. But I was so young and cute.

hehe. She for help u out na. I know u wish it happened now that u ve grown in the game.

I farted and it was loud enough for her to hear it!

Action speaks louder than words

BlacPe@rl:
Said d 'f' word.

Sadly, a lot of people around here don't know the implication of this, they use the "f" word freely to call to radio programs, even in nollywood movies. You are a good guy.

can't forget tht dredful day i wz toasting a girl, n wen i tried to chuckle, catarh fell off my nose n she saw it big time!!

Emmy9ite: You wey the scratch your armpit for man front. Ewww

all join na.

harryem: can't forget tht dredful day i wz toasting a girl, n wen i tried to chuckle, catarh fell off my nose n she saw it big time!!

Sijo01:

all join na.

na play i dey play o. Sijo how e go be na, i am single, u are single, can we mingle?

Emmy9ite: na play i dey play o. Sijo how e go be na, i am single, u are single, can we mingle?

if we mingle, we might end up tangle o...... Btw, watin b single sef?

illitrate: she was only giving me her number when i had a very hard er ection and she noticed it.

illitrate: she was only giving me her number when i had a very hard er ection and she noticed it.

guy, na wa for u ooo, your's is the worst blunder i've read so far. You mean you have no control over your bone?

INNO18: guy, na wa for u ooo, your's is the worst blunder i've read so far. You mean you have no control over your bone?

Guy which kind control.... Dat bone dey very stubborn nw....

Ignatio: Stammered. It wasn't easy that day o.

shut up there. And u come here dey talk am?. Don't u know it's an embarrasment to the male folks?.

:

well unfortunately i've never had the opportunity to goof in front of an opposite sex, cos fortunately i happen to be GAY, and i'm proud of it as unlike most of my friends i dont get turned on once i see females......... well unfortunately i've never had the opportunity to goof in front of an opposite sex, cos fortunately i happen to be GAY, and i'm proud of it as unlike most of my friends i dont get turned on once i see females.........

ikekings1: Guy which kind control.... Dat bone dey very stubborn nw....

lol, sorry anyways.

illitrate: she was only giving me her number when i had a very hard er ection and she noticed it.

u are a real illitrate.

INNO18: guy, na wa for u ooo, your's is the worst blunder i've read so far. You mean you have no control over your bone?

lol..does any1 ever have control over the 'bone'? I hear the 'bone' has a mind of its own n can be stubborn! Hehehe..

INNO18: lol, sorry anyways.

##cheers... But seriously, are you a gay

harryem: can't forget tht dredful day i wz toasting a girl, n wen i tried to chuckle, catarh fell off my nose n she saw it big time!!

You're not alone dude but for me i wasn't making a push. Arrggghh got no hankerchief on me though she helped out with a tissue (they always have it)

Duxe:


lol..does any1 ever have control over the 'bone'? I hear the 'bone' has a mind of its own n can be stubborn! Hehehe..

Hahahaha help me tell the guy ooo.... Dat tin wey dey very stubborn....

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Ignatio: Stammered. It wasn't easy that day o.

INNO18: well unfortunately i've never had the opportunity to goof in front of an opposite sex, cos fortunately i happen to be GAY, and i'm proud of it as unlike most of my friends i dont get turned on once i see females......... well unfortunately i've never had the opportunity to goof in front of an opposite sex, cos fortunately i happen to be GAY, and i'm proud of it as unlike most of my friends i dont get turned on once i see females.........

#rolls eyes n faints!!

ikekings1: ##cheers... But seriously, are you a gay

yap, hope you've got no probs wif that?

Duxe:


#rolls eyes n faints!!

lol, watsup with you?

INNO18: well unfortunately i've never had the opportunity to goof in front of an opposite sex, cos fortunately i happen to be GAY, and i'm proud of it as unlike most of my friends i dont get turned on once i see females......... well unfortunately i've never had the opportunity to goof in front of an opposite sex, cos fortunately i happen to be GAY, and i'm proud of it as unlike most of my friends i dont get turned on once i see females.........

Guy, na wa 4 you. Change ya ways!

was in a football match and there was this girl I had a crush on And unfortunately, she happened to watch this match with a couple of girls, . . . I had the ball passed to me and I was near where she sat so in a bid to impress her, i decided to do this "show me your number" skill.
Unfortunately, I haven't perfected it well so, as I did it, I had completed the first half of the movement. Unto the second half, I stepped on the ball and it dragged my leg to the other extreme, leaving my 2 legs far apart.
I would have loved it that way but It didn't end. My short made that loud "kprrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaa" sound . . . It got torn and my JT was exposing. Na the girls even first me notice am.
Omo, i run comot field oh