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Re: Blunders You Have Made Infront Of Opposite Sex by Idowuogbo(f): 11:36pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
Yomieluv: owfar na,my e-friend..anytin 4 bois?Hmmm... Are u gona behave? Ur fingers bin itchy lately. |
Re: Blunders You Have Made Infront Of Opposite Sex by Nobody: 11:37pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
Jambsupport: finish d tory. like say u no nack am JT dat dayme i no dey do my street,or local package...all my babes na imported,and dem stand gidigba.. |
Re: Blunders You Have Made Infront Of Opposite Sex by Nobody: 11:39pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
Idowuogbo:we fit relate outside nairaland?asin make we hook up na...u game? |
Re: Blunders You Have Made Infront Of Opposite Sex by Nobody: 11:44pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
ifihearam: Will never forget this occasion in my secondary school days,I was in SS1 and I she was a JSS2. I really had a crush on this pretty innocent looking girl. It was the norm in my school to flog all late comers and that fateful day me and my babe(for my mind ooooo)came late and the teacher decided to give each and everyone of us 6 strokes each. I smartly stepped forward and received mine,it was painful but I acted like it wasn't,when it got to the turn of this lil babe I had the biggest crush on,she started crying because according to her she wasn't feeling too well so I bounced back like superman to receive her portion for her. lol`...dude u almost killd me ...na true love b dat!! |
Re: Blunders You Have Made Infront Of Opposite Sex by Idowuogbo(f): 11:44pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
Yomieluv: we fit relate outside nairaland?asin make we hook up na...u game?Hook up? Wia we dey go? And y we hooking up? U wan take me shopping ni? |
Re: Blunders You Have Made Infront Of Opposite Sex by Nobody: 11:44pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
ifihearam: Will never forget this occasion in my secondary school days,I was in SS1 and I she was a JSS2. I really had a crush on this pretty innocent looking girl. It was the norm in my school to flog all late comers and that fateful day me and my babe(for my mind ooooo)came late and the teacher decided to give each and everyone of us 6 strokes each. I smartly stepped forward and received mine,it was painful but I acted like it wasn't,when it got to the turn of this lil babe I had the biggest crush on,she started crying because according to her she wasn't feeling too well so I bounced back like superman to receive her portion for her. lol`...dude u almost killd me ...na true love b dat!! |
Re: Blunders You Have Made Infront Of Opposite Sex by Jambsupport(f): 11:45pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
Yomieluv: me i no dey do my street,or local package...all my babes na imported,and dem stand gidigba..i laugh in chinese. now u dey hia dey form 007. na ur type go stand b4 babe dey say i like ur eyes, do you use eye pencil, i like ur legs, what soap do u use lmao 1 Like |
Re: Blunders You Have Made Infront Of Opposite Sex by Nobody: 11:50pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
Idowuogbo:shopping ke?nooo,na iya basira alamala ur type dey go na....*joking*. |
Re: Blunders You Have Made Infront Of Opposite Sex by Nobody: 11:54pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
Jambsupport: i laugh in chinese. now u dey hia dey form 007. na ur type go stand b4 babe dey say i like ur eyes, do you use eye pencil, i like ur legs, what soap do u use lmaome na actor for toasting babe na.i fit teach u sef,na like dis i dey toast"if i no like u,make thunda fire me"i like u pass my mama"na my papa get national theatre"if u date me,i go take u sight seeing on 3rd mainland bridge..i try? |
Re: Blunders You Have Made Infront Of Opposite Sex by Idowuogbo(f): 11:56pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
Yomieluv: shopping ke?nooo,na iya basira alamala ur type dey go na....*joking*.I no deny! Buka food na hin sure pass. 1 Like |
Re: Blunders You Have Made Infront Of Opposite Sex by Nobody: 11:59pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
Idowuogbo:if u chicken,and chips,u no go vomit?butter no be monkey food o. |
Re: Blunders You Have Made Infront Of Opposite Sex by Jambsupport(f): 12:00am On Aug 31, 2012 |
Yomieluv: me na actor for toasting babe na.i fit teach u sef,na like dis i dey toast"if i no like u,make thunda fire me"i like u pass my mama"na my papa get national theatre"if u date me,i go take u sight seeing on 3rd mainland bridge..i try?lmao no wonda ur babes get standard dey shud be below 16yrs |
Re: Blunders You Have Made Infront Of Opposite Sex by Idowuogbo(f): 12:01am On Aug 31, 2012 |
Yomieluv: if u chicken,and chips,u no go vomit?butter no be monkey food o.If u chop solid, convulsion dey do u? |
Re: Blunders You Have Made Infront Of Opposite Sex by Jambsupport(f): 12:02am On Aug 31, 2012 |
Yomieluv: if u chicken,and chips,u no go vomit?butter no be monkey food o.u dey find my mama 4 area wahala. u go burn o. |
Re: Blunders You Have Made Infront Of Opposite Sex by Nobody: 12:08am On Aug 31, 2012 |
Jambsupport: u dey find my mama 4 area wahala. u go burn o.TAaaa,make i hear word..abeg carry go... |
Re: Blunders You Have Made Infront Of Opposite Sex by Yabizmopo(m): 12:49am On Aug 31, 2012 |
#same old thready smell.chai |
Re: Blunders You Have Made Infront Of Opposite Sex by Ishilove: 4:01am On Aug 31, 2012 |
INNO18: guy, na wa for u ooo, your's is the worst blunder i've read so far. You mean you have no control over your bone?An erect di*k has no brain... |
Re: Blunders You Have Made Infront Of Opposite Sex by ektbear: 4:09am On Aug 31, 2012 |
Too many.... 1. Ok, I threw up on a girl once (was very drunk) |
Re: Blunders You Have Made Infront Of Opposite Sex by Ozegbe(m): 5:42am On Aug 31, 2012 |
dabrake: was in a football match and there was this girl I had a crush on And unfortunately, she happened to watch this match with a couple of girls, . . . I had the ball passed to me and I was near where she sat so in a bid to impress her, i decided to do this "show me your number" skill.am sure she has been tracking ur JT |
Re: Blunders You Have Made Infront Of Opposite Sex by zobasky24k(m): 6:26am On Aug 31, 2012 |
we were in a party..nd d ground was really hot..nd one girl was jus standing at the corner doing notin.staring i guess..forming celeb.i jus walked up 2 her nd said,i kwn am nt dat cute,but as you can see am the only one taking to you.. |
Re: Blunders You Have Made Infront Of Opposite Sex by zobasky24k(m): 6:55am On Aug 31, 2012 |
its painful when someone misinterprete ur words,.there is this gal i use to kwn back then in mi secondary school..the gal is naturally endowed..D cupped boobs,her hips is perfectly curved,wit a rounded ass,.d fastest way to delete your name from the book of liFE is by mere luking at her.bt as a new comer,i didn't know she was a no go area.a deeper life gal.a sure bet on ruining your party is by inviting atleast 2 deeper life girls..do you KWN first word i said to this girl wen i meet her for the first time? IF I SAY YOU HAD A NICE AND SEXY BODY,WILL YOU HOLD IT AGAINST ME Nd she misread it with a big slap |
Re: Blunders You Have Made Infront Of Opposite Sex by Nobody: 6:57am On Aug 31, 2012 |
zobasky24k: we were in a party..nd d ground was really hot..nd one girl was jus standing at the corner doing notin.staring i guess..forming celeb.i jus walked up 2 her nd said,i kwn am nt dat cute,but as you can see am the only one taking to you..That wasn't embarassing,it was nasty. I'm sure she felt somehow 1 Like |
Re: Blunders You Have Made Infront Of Opposite Sex by greatgod2012(f): 7:09am On Aug 31, 2012 |
we went 4 pre-wedding/marriage counselling, and u know, after d counselling,, there would be prayers, so we prayed, by d time i'd stand up, i was already stained with menses blood, i dd't how it happened, because had my pad on, though it was with my proposed hubby and our counsellor, i felt so ashamed, as if d ground shd swalloow me. 1 Like |
Re: Blunders You Have Made Infront Of Opposite Sex by khattab008: 7:26am On Aug 31, 2012 |
Things dey happen me i get anyone sha |
Re: Blunders You Have Made Infront Of Opposite Sex by bendazum: 7:37am On Aug 31, 2012 |
Loadz of em but one I can say now is..There was this Chikala I wanted but instead of saying my mind I asked her class,found out she was my Snr.She asked me why I was asking.Omo silent tins.. |
Re: Blunders You Have Made Infront Of Opposite Sex by ibiyooye(m): 7:47am On Aug 31, 2012 |
illitrate: she was only giving me her number when i had a very hard er ection and she noticed it.guy no be small gbege ooo . Its as heppened to me me as well |
Re: Blunders You Have Made Infront Of Opposite Sex by Nobody: 7:47am On Aug 31, 2012 |
My "Agama" started blowing catarhh when it entered an unfamiliar cave... |
Re: Blunders You Have Made Infront Of Opposite Sex by Morgan1092(m): 7:49am On Aug 31, 2012 |
Was chatn wit my babe (nw ex) while strolling, den met dis oda fmale frnd, den wantd 2 tel ha dat am coming bk n same time talking 2 my babe. Mistakenly i said "Am CAMING bk". My babe lwd. Lol |
Re: Blunders You Have Made Infront Of Opposite Sex by OperaMini1(m): 7:51am On Aug 31, 2012 |
I once barged into the female rest room, at Sharon Ultimate Hotel, Abuja. It was as if my bladder would burst, so i didn't have the time to look at the tag on the door. I was so embarrassed on seeing 2 girls who were inside there only on their pants, that i had to rush out even before offering any apology. |
Re: Blunders You Have Made Infront Of Opposite Sex by ibiyooye(m): 7:52am On Aug 31, 2012 |
illitrate: she was only giving me her number when i had a very hard er ection and she noticed it.guy no be small gbege ooo . Its as heppened to me me as well greatgod2012: we went 4 pre-wedding/marriage counselling, and u know, after d counselling,, there would be prayers, so we prayed, by d time i'd stand up, i was already stained with menses blood, i dd't how it happened, because had my pad on, though it was with my proposed hubby and our counsellor, i felt so ashamed, as if d ground shd swalloow me.dat means u used china pad |
Re: Blunders You Have Made Infront Of Opposite Sex by ijebuboy18(m): 8:05am On Aug 31, 2012 |
Sunebanty: There was dis day(arnd 8pm) i went wit a friend to see her gal,we were outside her compound wit my guy chating wit her gal and i was standing alone just pressing my phone to keep me busy,then i noticed a gal moving to my direction and on getting to me she pressed a button on her phone and directed her phone to my face(just to see my face clearly)and she said oh!am sorry u resembled a friend of mine and she asked my name(bt i knew her cos she is a dancer so av met her in many places,she appeared fit cos she is also into sport)and we later exchange digits dat night and she said i should try to call and i told her i will.i later called her dat night and after some talks she started talking abt sex on phone(my dis thing don raise to full attention)she later said she will visit me d other day and that if she handle me on bed i will run,c'mon u no fit that was wot i told her that night.the following day she came and she goin to pass the night with me.arnd 11pm we were abt to start and i take a condom trying to insert it bt she refused saying she dn't like using it bt i later convinced her and i finally inserted it and as i entered her like 10seconds later, i don precipitate(wetin dy happen,i asked myself as i inserted anoda condom)d same thing happened till the third time wen my dick refused to raise again,she tried using her hand and everytin she could do to make it raise bt it do nt raise again(cum see me see yabbing dat night)GUY ANY GAL WEY SEE YOUR BROAD CHEST LIKE DIS WILL BE AFRAID TO BE INTIMATE WIT U NT KNOWING DAT NA ONLY MOUTH U GET,d one wey she said wey pain me most na GUY U AV A PROBLEM O,AND U HAD BETTER TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF FAST,for dat night e be like say make i see one thing wey go raise my dick make i use am wound her cos d tin pain me o,i cum dy think say wetin fit cause all dis mess as we cum sleep,i tried early in the mornin again and i precipitate fast again and she started saying,abeg leave me make u go take care of yourself,she just dy mock me,d thing wey pain me most be say since then i neva get her time to invite her wey i for show her my real colour.Same sh1t happened 2 me, wz @ work wen dis bustylicious babe jst stared @ me till my JT wz @ attentn, got digits n all 2 raise a quick rendezvous later @ nyte bt d same JT wey impress d babe @work failed me @nyte 3times. I wz betrayed by my JT thrice b4 d cock crowed n I neva got anoda chance @ does assets. |
Re: Blunders You Have Made Infront Of Opposite Sex by Nobody: 8:19am On Aug 31, 2012 |
A̶̲̥̅̊¿¿ i culd say was 'what time is your time?' |
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