pls, work this bedmatics for me if am correct:


MATHEMATICS

Romance:

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

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Office:
Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

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Shopping:
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs

A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

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EQUATIONS & STATISTICS:

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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HAPPINESS:

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

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LONGEVITY:
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE:

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE:
A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Hahahahaaa
I can't deny some things are true especially with Romance and Office calculations.
I don't agree with your Equations & Statistics though...but still entertaining.

Wow!

NIKKnJAZZ:
Hahahahaaa
I can't deny some things are true especially with Romance and Office calculations.
I don't agree with your Equations & Statistics though...but still entertaining.

Everything up there is correct.

Lol

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