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Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 11:15am On Oct 29, 2012
@ Bright.

Because una dey deceive am sey im get talent!
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by harryface: 2:04pm On Oct 29, 2012
Akpos: How much are your eggs?
Egg seller: BIG ones go for N40, SMALL ones N20, and CRACKED ones N5.
Akpos hands her N40 and says,
"Crack me 8 BIG ones"

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Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bebechuks: 3:26pm On Oct 29, 2012
Lol funny place
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by larride(m): 3:31pm On Oct 29, 2012
angry
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 6:52pm On Oct 29, 2012
Efemena_xy: @ Bright.

Because una dey deceive am sey im get talent!
Efe dear, it's very easy to detect when you're seeing your menses, you know? wink tongue
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 7:11pm On Oct 29, 2012
^^ Frigging lesbian dyke embarassed undecided
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 6:10am On Oct 30, 2012
Efemena_xy: ^^ Frigging lesbian dyke embarassed undecided
Efe dear, how does it feel paying double t-fare because of that size-45 conglomerate arrse of yours? undecided

No wonder you can't find a man! tongue tongue tongue
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 10:36am On Oct 30, 2012
I wan go cari shekpe &monkeytail com b4 cold go enta person bodi.plz i woun't torelate credit
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 1:46pm On Oct 30, 2012
Adikam: I wan go cari shekpe &monkeytail com b4 cold go enta person bodi.plz i woun't torelate credit
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 2:23pm On Oct 30, 2012
jackpot: Efe dear, how does it feel paying double t-fare because of that size-45 conglomerate arrse of yours? undecided

No wonder you can't find a man! tongue tongue tongue

I knew it was just a matter of time before you fall back to your usual dirty self jokes. I hear there's a rival offtopic thread in town. Now you berra go down on your hands and knees and apologize and beg me to stay. Else I go switch over.

**This is no idle threat, after all, you nor even get females here...***
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ben13: 6:51pm On Oct 30, 2012
jackpot: vanishing cream tongue tongue tongue grin grin grin

hehe... I'm still thinking of what that is. grin grin
Howdy, Jackie.. been a while.
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 6:58pm On Oct 30, 2012
^^ Our very own spiritual mod!!

How body naw? Wetin you bring come from your travels? Hope not bread again sha? smiley cheesy
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ben13: 7:04pm On Oct 30, 2012
lol why will I come with bread when I'm coming to a bar, being operated by my best of pals. It won't be useful. tongue cheesy
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 7:06pm On Oct 30, 2012
^^ Lol!!

Didn't stop you before naw! Okay, wetin you carry come this time around.

Come o! Where Studio abi na Skales im dey call imself these days? Has he been banned forever or something??
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ben13: 7:13pm On Oct 30, 2012
hmmm sori Efe, I have no idea. Don't even see him on Fbk any more.. I guess he's grown up. lipsrsealed wink
How are doing too/ been a yle. Hope u good.
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 7:16pm On Oct 30, 2012
My dear, I'm fine jor.

Yeah, 'tis been a while. This section's changed a lot too from how it was back in those days jor.

Miss all the oldies sha...but Dani dey try sha, I'll give him that...
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by larride(m): 7:51pm On Oct 30, 2012
Hi cool
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 8:02pm On Oct 30, 2012
Oga smiley
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by larride(m): 8:17pm On Oct 30, 2012
How are you? cool
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 8:43pm On Oct 30, 2012
Body dey inside cloth o!

You nko? smiley
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by larride(m): 12:18am On Oct 31, 2012
I dey kampe


You don eat? cool
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bright007(f): 6:25am On Oct 31, 2012
larride: I dey kampe


You don eat? cool
Efemena_xy: Body dey inside cloth o!

You nko? smiley
larride: How are you? cool
...haha..shey una miss road ni?na here una come dey do "I miss u,talk ya own"?....**move closer to efe and whispers into her ears***efe dear....let's go over to d V.I.P section,I wanna have a public private discussion with you..
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 6:43am On Oct 31, 2012
Ben-10:


hehe... I'm still thinking of what that is. grin grin
Howdy, Jackie.. been a while.
*blushing+

yeah, really been a while. i mixed you loads

hope you good?
cool
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 6:47am On Oct 31, 2012
Ben-10:
hmmm sori Efe, I have no idea. Don't even see him on Fbk any more.. I guess he's grown up. lipsrsealed wink
How are doing too/ been a yle. Hope u good.
Lol grin
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 10:20pm On Nov 01, 2012
bright007: ...haha..shey una miss road ni?na here una come dey do "I miss u,talk ya own"?....
[color=red]Lol! grin grin grin
**move closer to efe and whispers into her ears***efe dear....let's go over to d V.I.P section,I wanna have a public private discussion with you..[/color]
Room 16 please lipsrsealed cheesy cheesy cool
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 4:27pm On Nov 03, 2012
Efemena_xy:

I knew it was just a matter of time before you fall back to your usual dirty self jokes. I hear there's a rival offtopic thread in town. Now you berra go down on your hands and knees and apologize and beg me to stay. Else I go switch over.

**This is no idle threat, after all, you nor even get females here...***
*squeezes #20 notes inside her palms as a bribe token* lipsrsealed

efe dear embarassed embarassed
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 4:30pm On Nov 03, 2012
Dusts the whole bar getting ready for today's business. . .business so promising cool
Brings over a bottle of kai-kai dry-gin, pours a couple o' shots & takes a sip. . .aaah wink

rolls over my merry-go-round chair, cool sits down and looks outside as passers-by passes by **nice rhymes**
cheesy
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by anodebe(m): 4:34pm On Nov 03, 2012
father: junior tell me ur result
Junior: ok dad
English F9
Maths F9
Physics F9
Chemistry F9
Biology F9
Agric C6
Econs F9
Geography F9
Yoruba A1

Father: you can still become a doctor

Junior: dad, you mean with this result I can still become a doctor.

Father: why not, with your C6 in agric you will be able to pluck herbs and with A1 in Yoruba you will be able to recite incantations.
You can become a native doctor
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Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 5:09pm On Nov 03, 2012
^^ Hahaha!!

That's Jackie's conversation with his popsie now!!

Abi? cheesy cheesy
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by larride(m): 6:30pm On Nov 03, 2012
Hi Efe cool
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by mikuz(m): 2:23pm On Nov 04, 2012
larride: Hi Efe cool

Guy something dey scratch you. I swear!
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 3:38pm On Nov 04, 2012
!

Define "scratch" cheesy

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