Shollypopz: ********************************

My people for joke section:
Before y'all leave. I'll like to announce that Miss Nairaland Dec. 2012 is taking place by 10pm today in the Romance section!(Nigerian time)

Vote for [size=16pt]abiL and ItsModella.[/size] There will be a brief introduction and pictures of these two candidates on the thread.
Do you want to hear their platform?? contact me @ campaignmanager.com.

MAKE YOUR VOTE COUNT, VOTE abiL or ItsModella!!! Thanks for your support!

Please don't quote this comment, u can address by ID-Shollypopz

guy, how far?

Rapmoney: Introducing maself(clears throat): Adiboronti Phoscophomio Chronohontolongos Tsiba in the house!!!
Make dem give me 3 plates of Chelsea London Dry Gin, 2 bottles of Isi-ewu pepper soup and 1 stick of White London

bros eh, pardon me to abbreviate this ya name as APCT.

welcome oo. Hope you'll enjoy here. Siddon make I arrange your menu.

*serves him 1 stick of White London with lighter. .* #puff#


APCT dear, we even get Chesea Gin in takeaways and canned Isi-ewu sef~

A trial will convince you!

Efemena_xy: Na wa o!

Bar man you still dey do biz? Even for this dry market?

Oya come give me my usual: Devil on Horseback 'n a shot of Bloody Mary

Oh, & don't forget to vote for your sister here o! https://www.nairaland.com/1131064/official-literature-writing-section-poster/1



** Where is 007? It has tey-tey **

Efemena_xy:

I no go patronize dis ur joint again.

You & 007 dey do me Ojoro

bright007: ...precipitate oooo efe...which one be ojoro inside?...
And by d way...its been a long time we met at dat koror...can we meet dere tonight?
...Err barman...pls give my usuals...two bottles of subsidy bitters and a plate of cow-wings peppersoup.

bright007: ...precipitate oooo efe...which one be ojoro inside?...
And by d way...its been a long time we met at dat koror...can we meet dere tonight?
...Err barman...pls give my usuals...two bottles of subsidy bitters and a plate of cow-wings peppersoup.

Efemena_xy:

Lol! You never change!

I don tell you say mosquitoes too full dat your joint.

Ojoro be say pessin nor dey see una break light these days. Oya, make una come support your sister for here: https://www.nairaland.com/1131064/official-literature-writing-section-poster/4

@Jackie, na wetin you do for there? Abeg mention my name proper for dere jor! Why you come dey quote the quotee's quote?


Infact Jackie 'n 007 - make una carry all your followers come support Efe for base....else, I nor go carry customers come dis your joint...

***Bright, na my ba-si-kool you carry inside boot of your escalade??!!***

bright007: ..efe dear...you have my vote already...
...Err..about ur bicycle in my escalade's boot...remember u told me d AC is faulty and needs repairs......

Sophizzy: Awwwww, can't believe my peeps are still here after all this time. . .

I greet una oh! Uncle bartender, I hope say u don start ur Christmas bonanza cos na free food I come chop. ;-)

i be aunty jorrh

you no see

on my profile?

bin gbagbo:





lunatick!!

His Royal Gayness!

Truckpusher: I ordered for fresh bre/ast milk and alomo bitters and. ThIs useless bushy cat anus is blocking my order...

go sock your backyard goat neeples~

braest milk na braest milk

Efemena_xy:

I no go patronize dis ur joint again.

You & 007 dey do me Ojoro

me? That's unpossible

**touches the tip of my finger on the ground and points it towards the sky**

i swaaaaar! If i am lying eh, may mosquito bite me tonight

jackpot: me? That's unpossible

**touches the tip of my finger on the ground and points it towards the sky**

i swaaaaar! If i am lying eh, may mosquito bite me tonight

Efemena_xy:

hahaha!

Oya prove it 'n carry your gang come vote for Efe on the Literature thread! And this time vote properly o!

@Sophizzy, we still dey jare. I just dey manage keep jackie company sef lol!

Oya come support Efe on the Literature / writing thread my dear

Librate: *rides in with my camel walks upto d barman removes my turban * pls giv me cold python peppersoup mixed wit indomie n 1 chilled harp + 2bottles of palmy to digest it, thank u
*eyes continud to pace at me cus my face was new bt me bone my face*