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Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 8:27pm On Dec 06, 2012
Shollypopz: ********************************

My people for joke section:
Before y'all leave. I'll like to announce that Miss Nairaland Dec. 2012 is taking place by 10pm today in the Romance section!(Nigerian time)

Vote for abiL and ItsModella. There will be a brief introduction and pictures of these two candidates on the thread.
Do you want to hear their platform?? contact me @ campaignmanager.com.

MAKE YOUR VOTE COUNT, VOTE abiL or ItsModella!!! Thanks for your support!


Please don't quote this comment, u can address by ID-Shollypopz smiley
guy, how far? wink
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 4:11am On Dec 13, 2012
*dusts the bar of cobwebs smiley gettin ready for today's business* grin
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Rapmoney(m): 1:56pm On Dec 13, 2012
Introducing maself(clears throat): Adiboronti Phoscophomio Chronohontolongos Tsiba in the house!!!
Make dem give me 3 plates of Chelsea London Dry Gin, 2 bottles of Isi-ewu pepper soup and 1 stick of White London grin grin grin
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 7:36pm On Dec 13, 2012
Rapmoney: Introducing maself(clears throat): Adiboronti Phoscophomio Chronohontolongos Tsiba in the house!!!
Make dem give me 3 plates of Chelsea London Dry Gin, 2 bottles of Isi-ewu pepper soup and 1 stick of White London grin grin grin
bros eh, pardon me to abbreviate this ya name as APCT.

welcome oo. Hope you'll enjoy here. Siddon make I arrange your menu.

*serves him 1 stick of White London with lighter. .* #puff#


APCT dear, we even get Chesea Gin in takeaways and canned Isi-ewu sef~

A trial will convince you! wink
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 2:54am On Dec 14, 2012
Na wa o!

Bar man you still dey do biz? Even for this dry market? grin grin

Oya come give me my usual: Devil on Horseback 'n a shot of Bloody Mary tongue

Oh, & don't forget to vote for your sister here o! http://www.nairaland.com/1131064/official-literature-writing-section-poster/1

wink smiley

** Where is 007? It has tey-tey ** cool
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 7:05am On Dec 15, 2012
Efemena_xy: Na wa o!

Bar man you still dey do biz? Even for this dry market? grin grin

Oya come give me my usual: Devil on Horseback 'n a shot of Bloody Mary tongue

Oh, & don't forget to vote for your sister here o! http://www.nairaland.com/1131064/official-literature-writing-section-poster/1

wink smiley

** Where is 007? It has tey-tey ** cool
cold or chilled? wink
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 8:35am On Dec 15, 2012
angry angry

I no go patronize dis ur joint again.

You & 007 dey do me Ojoro undecided sad
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bright007(f): 9:43am On Dec 16, 2012
Efemena_xy: angry angry

I no go patronize dis ur joint again.

You & 007 dey do me Ojoro undecided sad
...precipitate oooo efe...which one be ojoro inside?...
And by d way...its been a long time we met at dat koror...can we meet dere tonight?
...Err barman...pls give my usuals...two bottles of subsidy bitters and a plate of cow-wings peppersoup.
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Chykason(m): 11:30am On Dec 16, 2012
bright007: ...precipitate oooo efe...which one be ojoro inside?...
And by d way...its been a long time we met at dat koror...can we meet dere tonight?
...Err barman...pls give my usuals...two bottles of subsidy bitters and a plate of cow-wings peppersoup.

*stares at the beauty in front of moi*

can I toast you, sugar? wink
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 11:30am On Dec 16, 2012
bright007: ...precipitate oooo efe...which one be ojoro inside?...
And by d way...its been a long time we met at dat koror...can we meet dere tonight?
...Err barman...pls give my usuals...two bottles of subsidy bitters and a plate of cow-wings peppersoup.


Lol! You never change!

I don tell you say mosquitoes too full dat your joint.

Ojoro be say pessin nor dey see una break light these days.

@Jackie, na wetin you do for there? Abeg mention my name proper for dere jor! Why you come dey quote the quotee's quote? grin grin

Infact Jackie 'n 007 - make una carry all your followers come support Efe for base....else, I nor go carry customers come dis your joint...

***Bright, na my ba-si-kool you carry inside boot of your escalade??!!*** shocked shocked shocked angry angry
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Truckpusher(m): 11:37am On Dec 16, 2012
I ordered for fresh bre/ast milk and alomo bitters and. ThIs useless bushy cat anus is blocking my order...
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bright007(f): 5:40pm On Dec 16, 2012
Efemena_xy:

Lol! You never change!

I don tell you say mosquitoes too full dat your joint.

Ojoro be say pessin nor dey see una break light these days. Oya, make una come support your sister for here: http://www.nairaland.com/1131064/official-literature-writing-section-poster/4

@Jackie, na wetin you do for there? Abeg mention my name proper for dere jor! Why you come dey quote the quotee's quote? grin grin


Infact Jackie 'n 007 - make una carry all your followers come support Efe for base....else, I nor go carry customers come dis your joint...

***Bright, na my ba-si-kool you carry inside boot of your escalade??!!*** shocked shocked shocked angry angry
..efe dear...you have my vote already...
...Err..about ur bicycle in my escalade's boot...remember u told me d AC is faulty and needs repairs......
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bingbagbo(m): 6:50pm On Dec 16, 2012
bright007: ..efe dear...you have my vote already...
...Err..about ur bicycle in my escalade's boot...remember u told me d AC is faulty and needs repairs......






lunatick!! angry
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Sophizzy(f): 2:02am On Dec 18, 2012
Awwwww, can't believe my peeps are still here after all this time. . .

I greet una oh! Uncle Aunty bartender, wink I hope say u don start ur Christmas bonanza cos na free food I come chop. grin
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 6:55am On Dec 21, 2012
Sophizzy: Awwwww, can't believe my peeps are still here after all this time. . .

I greet una oh! Uncle bartender, I hope say u don start ur Christmas bonanza cos na free food I come chop. ;-) wink
i be aunty jorrh sad

you no see
(f) on my profile? shocked undecided
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 6:57am On Dec 21, 2012
bin gbagbo:





lunatick!! angry
His Royal Gayness! tongue tongue
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 7:01am On Dec 21, 2012
Truckpusher: I ordered for fresh bre/ast milk and alomo bitters and. ThIs useless bushy cat anus is blocking my order...
go sock your backyard goat neeples~ lipsrsealed

braest milk na braest milk tongue
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 7:08am On Dec 21, 2012
Efemena_xy: angry angry

I no go patronize dis ur joint again.

You & 007 dey do me Ojoro undecided sad
me? shocked shocked shocked That's unpossible sad

**touches the tip of my finger on the ground and points it towards the sky** shocked

i swaaaaar! If i am lying eh, may mosquito bite me tonight grin
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 4:40am On Dec 22, 2012
jackpot: me? shocked shocked shocked That's unpossible sad

**touches the tip of my finger on the ground and points it towards the sky** shocked

i swaaaaar! If i am lying eh, may mosquito bite me tonight grin

hahaha!

Oya prove it 'n carry your gang come vote for Efe on the Literature thread! And this time vote properly o! smiley

@Sophizzy, we still dey jare. I just dey manage keep jackie company sef lol!

Oya come support Efe on the Literature / writing thread my dear cheesy
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by ElementG(m): 11:54am On Dec 22, 2012
Efemena_xy:

hahaha!

Oya prove it 'n carry your gang come vote for Efe on the Literature thread! And this time vote properly o! smiley

@Sophizzy, we still dey jare. I just dey manage keep jackie company sef lol!

Oya come support Efe on the Literature / writing thread my dear cheesy

Lol Efemena the xy.. the first before kyle xy... oga ooo... so ur still rocking that bookish joint.. ur a big customer oo.. i sure say u self don get your own private corner for there
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Sophizzy(f): 1:42pm On Dec 22, 2012
^^Element! Is that really u?

Efe sweerie, the deed has already been done. You had me at “come support”. kiss
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by ElementG(m): 1:53pm On Dec 22, 2012
see dis bebe sha... lol who else get compound name for here cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 2:59pm On Dec 22, 2012
Thanks Sophie grin

oya element, come support your sister on the literature / Writing thread...
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Sophizzy(f): 2:59pm On Dec 22, 2012
Runs over and gives him a hug. . .

How've u been jare?
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by ElementG(m): 3:43pm On Dec 22, 2012
hugs her and gives her a peck on the cheeks
lol well i'm good.. at least i can fry akara and not burn it grin grin grin

hey efe.. ahan, y not.. which biro ink do u want make i take sign am seff
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Librate(m): 10:38pm On Dec 24, 2012
*drives in with my beetle 1965model walks upto d barman removs my dark glasses* pls giv me cold python peppersoup mixed wit indomie n 1 chilled harp + 2bottles of palmy to digest it, thank u
*eyes continud to pace at me cus my face was new bt me bone my face*
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jokingmary(m): 10:26am On Dec 25, 2012
Librate: *rides in with my camel walks upto d barman removes my turban * pls giv me cold python peppersoup mixed wit indomie n 1 chilled harp + 2bottles of palmy to digest it, thank u
*eyes continud to pace at me cus my face was new bt me bone my face*

merry xmas everyone
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by FASSAN: 10:52am On Dec 25, 2012
Abeg,u no dey sell kolanut for here?:-(
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jokingmary(m): 10:55am On Dec 25, 2012
but u are
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jokingmary(m): 11:06am On Dec 25, 2012
waiter, please i need two cartons of toothpick and tooth paste cheesy
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ochek: 2:16pm On Dec 25, 2012
Hey! Celebrating Efe's victory in advance, barman! Pls serve everyone in the house with mosquito intestines pepper soup and some cold chilled garri water.
The bill is on me.

Up Efe!!

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