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Re: African Nerd by olenyi: 6:51am On Dec 24, 2012
Red, yellow, blue moss, wia's the update na. Abi u still dey sleep?



Ps. who know wia dis yellow moss live's. We need to do an ''occupy'' things for his place. Dis suspence and excuse of lappy battery dieing, tired, etc is getting out of hand. Guys we need to start occupying something na. Why is it dat he will be in his place sleeping while we all are here keeping vigils, waiting for the next update.

Any winch/wizard in the house lets resurrect tarnatos and cerberus and send him after red moss. They have an axe to grind with him. undecided undecided undecided
Re: African Nerd by purpinkx: 6:55am On Dec 24, 2012
Wonderful story ... Redmoss
Re: African Nerd by ARES(m): 8:58am On Dec 24, 2012
Red moss, red moss, red moss. Thou art the man. Dude u nearly got me in some serious trouble with my boss. He caught me reading ur story and laughing my head off. Well he lost it. Cranky basstard!. Nice work bro.
Re: African Nerd by Redmosquito(m): 9:26am On Dec 24, 2012
I am typing the next update on my fone. Thanks guys, ur comments are the best
Re: African Nerd by ARES(m): 9:36am On Dec 24, 2012
Red, this story won't be complete without incorporating ARES, the god of war. cool when are we visiting ASO rock, I need to tai chi some bolar hat wearing mutha fackers grin

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Re: African Nerd by Redmosquito(m): 9:56am On Dec 24, 2012
GEJ is still on ma mind
Re: African Nerd by ARES(m): 10:19am On Dec 24, 2012
Red. He better be on ur mind. Yeah I got a new twist for u, u can morph into a big red mosquito and bite the shiit out of him grin grin hw abt that?
Re: African Nerd by kenny kool(m): 10:27am On Dec 24, 2012
red mosquito u wan kill person with suspense when u been ryt a.....
me been think say na agbo iya sikiratu u wan ryt this ur thread is breathtakinly hilarious more alomo to ur inner being but i have got a word of advice to u keep us in suspense but dont kill us with it update at the regular so that pple wont lose intrest in ur thread
Re: African Nerd by U-dee(f): 3:31pm On Dec 24, 2012
Redmosquito: UDEE my guy babe I see you oooo!!
U were one of my first fans, abeg pls comment, If I cant please u guys then I cant please anyone grin grin grin grin
Na una train me

Redmoss! No vex o, na your fellow mosquitoes wey give me malaria. The throbing headache made it impossible 4 me to read and comment. I'm just catching up, can't believe I'm 5 pages behind. Wow you've really done a great job, I'm really curious about this new being inside our hero. Great twist!
Re: African Nerd by Foxy_Rebirth(m): 4:16pm On Dec 24, 2012
Oya na... Mosquito dey celebrate watch-night already... Me go just siddon dey wait for the update without any wahala.... Mak una dey watch me oooo.... I'm killing tthis poo... Sorry.... Na rap dey enter my head... Meanwhile... As Mayan world no end, I go continue my own thread after all this Christmas fever.... Stay tuned...

**peeps at thread and discover it is all dusty**

make una no vex...cheesy
Re: African Nerd by Foxy_Rebirth(m): 4:19pm On Dec 24, 2012
U-dee:

Redmoss! No vex o, na your fellow mosquitoes wey give me malaria. The throbing headache made it impossible 4 me to read and comment. I'm just catching up, can't believe I'm 5 pages behind. Wow you've really done a great job, I'm really curious about this new being inside our hero. Great twist!

No worry... All men dey pray make you recover fully... But I'll get angry if Redmoss doesn't include me in this thread o... The Igbo smoking dude... Like seriously....
Re: African Nerd by U-dee(f): 5:01pm On Dec 24, 2012
Foxy_Rebirth:

No worry... All men dey pray make you recover fully... But I'll get angry if Redmoss doesn't include me in this thread o... The Igbo smoking dude... Like seriously....

Lol! Thanks man, I'm much better. No vex for Redmoss na
Re: African Nerd by Oluwafunmilayo95(f): 7:48pm On Dec 24, 2012
Bia dis boy a na-akpo Red Moss, must we shout b4 u updateangry angry

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Re: African Nerd by gree-die(f): 8:46pm On Dec 24, 2012
Oluwafunmilayo95: Bia dis boy a na-akpo Red Moss, must we shout b4 u updateangry angry
ur name reads funmi but u write lyk azuka grin grin


dont worry i don call am wink
Re: African Nerd by 419nigga(m): 9:09pm On Dec 24, 2012
YO! Moss! dnt keep us waiting homie..m jez here 4 a gud story ..n dawg u've gat me CONFESSED to this thread...black prince abeg wen u dn show 4 GEJ awse, tel am say me nd ma crew wan register our kidnapping cmpany¿
Re: African Nerd by Bolushalom(f): 9:09pm On Dec 24, 2012
Waiting...
Re: African Nerd by Warlord3000(m): 9:17pm On Dec 24, 2012
Waiting is not a virtue wey me I get for plenty oo..

Reading 250pages novel in like 30mins is one of the things I like to do just to know the end of it..

But waiting for updates all the time aint funny..

I guess am getting bored despite having a good story in front of me *confused*
Re: African Nerd by Redmosquito(m): 9:21pm On Dec 24, 2012
****rushes in****
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
***Prostrates for them****
Abeg forgive me! U guys should have seen my day! it was so unplanned. Na now I dey reach house. I almost slept in bank, in 4 banks actually, I need to shower, I need to...............(voice trails off)
Guys, see ehn! My day na die! But I no go fail una, I go try update tonight, even though I lost a whole update in my phone, the phone just died in my hands as I was typing. Chai!
Abeg! Make una no vex!
sad
Re: African Nerd by gree-die(f): 9:30pm On Dec 24, 2012
Redmosquito: ****rushes in****
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
***Prostrates for them****
Abeg forgive me! U guys should have seen my day! it was so unplanned. Na now I dey reach house. I almost slept in bank, in 4 banks actually, I need to shower, I need to...............(voice trails off)
Guys, see ehn! My day na die! But I no go fail una, I go try update tonight, even though I lost a whole update in my phone, the phone just died in my hands as I was typing. Chai!
Abeg! Make una no vex!
sad

i called you 22 mins ago!!! angry angry
Re: African Nerd by movmentish(m): 10:09pm On Dec 24, 2012
You redfaced-bloodsucking-six legged-noise making-garri soaking-alomo sipping-igbo smoking mosquito......where is our update!!!!

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Re: African Nerd by Redmosquito(m): 10:15pm On Dec 24, 2012
movmentish: You redfaced-bloodsucking-six legged-noise making-garri soaking-alomo sipping-igbo smoking mosquito......where is our update!!!!
Movementish !Oga mi! Christmas no be small thing na! I went to look for money to enjoy! I go post ur update around 11 to 12. No vex bros
Re: African Nerd by Foxy_Rebirth(m): 10:16pm On Dec 24, 2012
Hahahahahhahahahahahhahaha..... Mosquito... What too you to the bank on d 24th.... Gosh... Very stressful banking day o because al men must chop Christmas...
Re: African Nerd by Redmosquito(m): 10:19pm On Dec 24, 2012
Foxy_Rebirth: Hahahahahhahahahahahhahaha..... Mosquito... What too you to the bank on d 24th.... Gosh... Very stressful banking day o because al men must chop Christmas...
No mind the guy ooo!! Since I have been expecting the money! na yesterday him send the money! I had to endure heat and sweat and then I had to buy fuel on my way back, guys wan beat me for filling station! See hustling!. and then.......Haaa!!! I no get power to vex sef
Re: African Nerd by kenny kool(m): 10:19pm On Dec 24, 2012
u red skinned son of a thousand love peddling mosquitoes make i no see update this night e go be me and u
Re: African Nerd by Foxy_Rebirth(m): 10:19pm On Dec 24, 2012
Foxy_Rebirth: Hahahahahhahahahahahhahaha..... Mosquito... What too you to the bank on d 24th.... Gosh... Very stressful banking day o because al men must chop Christmas...

like seriously I don high... Kai... Alomo + Small Stout + Igbo... Gosh... Mak I throw up jor...

And come imagine say I dey quote myself... I tink I need small banning to clear my eyes .... Lol...

Mosquito... Come and continue...
Re: African Nerd by Redmosquito(m): 10:24pm On Dec 24, 2012
Muhehehehehehe! Foxy don mad! Guys no vex ooo! Make I clear my house and room first.
Check back in one or two hours! grin grin grin
Re: African Nerd by Foxy_Rebirth(m): 10:24pm On Dec 24, 2012
Owk... Dis one do pass highness... Lol... Cuddlemii, no ban me oo... Na my stimulant be this... Crazy ideas coms during these times.... Anywhich way sha... Gudnight...
Re: African Nerd by Foxy_Rebirth(m): 10:27pm On Dec 24, 2012
Redmosquito: Muhehehehehehe! Foxy don mad! Guys no vex ooo! Make I clear my house and room first.
Check back in one or two hours! grin grin grin

like seriously na the only truth wey you don talk since you come back... Eh.... Dat is if you fit classify highness and unwellness as one... Hahahahahahahha....

Men... I dey flop abeg... I don high... **lies on bed and prepares to sleep**
Re: African Nerd by pimp_lucious (m): 11:22pm On Dec 24, 2012
E be like say na to come kidnap u, carry u go one isolated place just the 2 of us u go come start this tory from begining at gun point no break no nothing. grin
Re: African Nerd by Foxy_Rebirth(m): 11:29pm On Dec 24, 2012
By my time... This is exactly an hour time, dat is if i'm not too drunk to note the time...
Re: African Nerd by Redmosquito(m): 11:50pm On Dec 24, 2012
Guys I practically wrote this with sleep in my eyes, abeg forgive me if it is not smooth. sad
Re: African Nerd by Redmosquito(m): 11:50pm On Dec 24, 2012
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And then Hades spoke, the walls shook.
I strain, in mind and body. I fight to control the urge, the urge to let down the axe, to behead. I fight to expel the demon within, and push it without. A sweat breaks out of my forehead, the first outward sign of my inward struggle, my struggle to regain myself.
And then Hades speaks, the walls thunder.
“Mortal! Be still! I propose a trade!”, it said.
I tremble under the axe, my hands twitching front and back. The gleams in the darkness, ready to taste ichor, blood of immortals, ready to spill the blood of its master.
“Me?! Trade?! With you? I have no place for such!”, I say, No! the power in me says.
It is ready to bring down the axe, but I fight it on the inside. And then I see Minions eyes, cold as ice, hard as rock, I see him, bruised and battered. The unrepentant bastard, someone called him a warrior once, a godling. But I never understood, now I do. For as I look into his eyes, dark eyes of will, no fear, no surrender, I know he is, I know he is a warrior, a godling.
“Free me! Release me! Do not fight me! Let me bring down the axe! Stop fighting!”, the voice said to me, it spoke to me on the inside, in my head, for I am winning. I am regaining control, I am releasing my grip, to let the axe fall away.
But the power is too strong, I cant hold it back too long. It is creeping back, faster and harder into my mind. It wants blood…..and head too.
Well if I cant drop it, at least I can throw it.
And then I swing down my shoulders, away from Minion, towards the throne of Darkness, towards Hades it flew.
I pause. Hell! Even the demon inside my head paused his talks and fighting. We just stared, me, the demon, and even Minon.
Hades raises a hand, the axe hangs in the air, floating, frozen in place, unmoving in black air. And then Hades puts down the hand, and the axe resumes its swinging motion, faster and swifter, I can hear the sound of steel slicing through air, it is going for the kill, except now, it is moving in the opposite direction, it is moving towards me.
What?! Towards me?! Yepa! God no go put me for trouble! I try to run, but my legs were unresponsive, Hell! I even tried to crawl, but the damn demon inside me stops me, he holds me still.
“Do not fear!”, it said to me,” I will show you how powerful I am. I will show you the power I wield, the power I can share with you if you let me!”
The axe is coming now closer and closer, its blade glittering at me, I can fell the cold steel smiling, ready to feast on warm blood, but I cannot run, I am stuck in its path.
“For he that is in you, is greater than he that is in the world!”, the voice shouts to me once more, for the last time, the last second before the axe strikes.
And then I raise my hand to receive the axe. No! it raised my hand, I wont be foolish enough to do such. It raised my hand to stop the axe. I feel the power surging in my palm, ready to receive the gift of death.
I smile, No! it smiles, the demon in me. An evil grin plastered across my face, as I see it coming, in the last iota of time left.
BOOOOMMMMM!!!

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