Good morning fellas
I met a lady on a social networking site, exchanged phone numbers and we started communicating.
But the problem is she have decided to come from her place and have decided to come and see me this saturday and sleeping over toll the following day. I don't have any problem of her coming BUT
1. My Battery/Arsenal/Kondo is overcharged
2. Painfully I'm a 1-minute guy.

What should I do? Because having sex with her is unavoidable

Dnt do anyfin nasty o! Hiv is real. If u dnt contact STD1(sexually transmitted disease) or u contact STD2 (sexually transmitted demons) so b warned

rub one out before you get intimate or wear two condoms

omega25red: rub one out before you get intimate or wear two condoms

omega25red: rub one out before you get intimate or wear two condoms

When she gets there, before doing anything else, help yourself in the bathroom. I am sure the next round will be better with her

Mynd_44: When she gets there, before doing anything else, help yourself in the bathroom. I am sure the next round will be better with her

Masturbation? Lol

Mynd_44: When she gets there, before doing anything else, help yourself in the bathroom. I am sure the next round will be better with her

Masturbatio*n? Lol

dmcdad:

Masturbatio*n? Lol

Yes

Mynd_44:
Yes

I see...

dmcdad:

I see...

Sebi na im want advise

if u avn't decided on wat to do u wudn't invite her over.
so solve ur prob ursef cos,my advice is,tell her not to come until u decide wat to do

Kid!

Mynd_44:
Sebi na im want advise

Na so na

dmcdad:

Na so na

na that one go help am pass

Pastor Aji...who is ur senior pastor I would like to forward this to him

mondi_cheeks: Pastor Aji...who is ur senior pastor I would like to forward this to him

Lmao

omega25red: rub one out before you get intimate or wear two condoms

wear two condoms?? seriously

Mynd_44:
na that one go help am pass

To discharge the 1st round abi?

dmcdad:

To discharge the 1st round abi?

Yup.

Or he can ask that she helps him discharge it

Mynd_44: When she gets there, before doing anything else, help yourself in the bathroom. I am sure the next round will be better with her

lol

Mynd_44:
Yup.

Or he can ask that she helps him discharge it

Are you suggesting a B*** J**

dmcdad:

Are you suggesting a B*** J**

That or with her hand, anyhow. The point is that he should discharge the first one.

Simple

If OP was a woman abeg we would have seen all spellin's of ashewo on this thread o

mizzocho.cinco:
If OP was a woman abeg we would have seen all spellin's of ashewo on this thread o

Oh please. Who cares who anyone sleeps with?

mizzocho.cinco:
If OP was a woman abeg we would have seen all spellin's of ashewo on this thread o

gender inequality ....
the males here are advising him to mastvrbate, isn't dat pathetic??
yet if it were a lady they would have insulted her.

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gree-die:

gender inequality ....
the males here are advising him to mastvrbate, isn't dat pathetic??
yet if it were a lady they would have insulted her.

This is not gender anything.

Can't you see we are actually makin fun of him?

Mynd_44:
This is not gender anything.

Can't you see we are actually makin fun of him?

yea right

gree-die:

yea right

I guess it's a male joke then.

Try ogidiga with power horse. 4hrs b4 action. My guy no dull ur self.

Mynd_44:
I guess it's a male joke then.

i get d joke, im just worried dat d op in his desperation may heed.d advice and if it works may become addicted

pizzle234: Try ogidiga with power horse. 4hrs b4 action. My guy no dull ur self.

And after taking them, if she does not show up, he is in trouble