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Re: How Do I Keep Uninvited Wedding Guest Away From My Wedding. by zinfly: 9:35pm On Dec 10, 2012
crisycent: Tell us the truth so we can advice you better. Why don't you want uninvited guests at your wedding? Is it because you are scared of your ex?

lol.. i am marrying my first love. that is why i want it really classy. i met him at 16 and i am turning 26 soon. its been 10 years building up to this marriage.
Re: How Do I Keep Uninvited Wedding Guest Away From My Wedding. by olasmail78yaho(m): 9:35pm On Dec 10, 2012
All dis grammer sef.Una neva hear.
Dis na nijah, Africa,When u do party boyzz dey come chop.
Even farmer sef dey feed people.
Good news 4u.
Ajegunle boyzz don hear too.
Dat day na dat day sha.
4dis nijah,na lie o. We must chop inside your bank account.
You must declare O.Which one 4nijah again?Na lie.
Na only invitation?u never beat drum make we hear.
We don dey talk abt your wedding for village sef.
Or you tink say we neva hear?
Ok O,
No be 4nijah.
chicken get teeth?
Re: How Do I Keep Uninvited Wedding Guest Away From My Wedding. by opeoluwa2(f): 9:40pm On Dec 10, 2012
Op,
Wedding ceremony in nigeriaa is a lot of challenge.challenges from enemies and friends.
If you want to enjoy your marital life please don't give conditions concerning ur wedding.
You should pray for enough. Provision of food and drinks.the life we live is a wickeed one,you don't need to deliberately create enemies for yourself bcs you have enemies already.don't just compound your problem.
Moreover I am not been superstitious,I'm talking reality.
Your invited guest will likely not show up this is one truth about a wedding ceremony.its the people you least expect that will turn up.

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Re: How Do I Keep Uninvited Wedding Guest Away From My Wedding. by nolvera(f): 9:42pm On Dec 10, 2012
U dont need 2 bounce anybody,jst give them ie both (invited and uninvited guest)what u have.afterall dat what u willl do in ur life time.
Re: How Do I Keep Uninvited Wedding Guest Away From My Wedding. by kinguwem: 9:51pm On Dec 10, 2012
You cannot satisfy everybody. The more, the merrier. The atmosphere must be serene to prevent influx of hoodlooms. Finally, engage caterers to take care of entertainment.
Re: How Do I Keep Uninvited Wedding Guest Away From My Wedding. by Goldieluks: 9:51pm On Dec 10, 2012
opeoluwa2: Op,
Wedding ceremony in nigeriaa is a lot of challenge.challenges from enemies and friends.
If you want to enjoy your marital life please don't give conditions concerning ur wedding.
You should pray for enough. Provision of food and drinks.the life we live is a wickeed one,you don't need to deliberately create enemies for yourself bcs you have enemies already.don't just compound your problem.

Moreover I am not been superstitious,I'm talking reality.
Your invited guest will likely not show up this is one truth about a wedding ceremony.its the people you least expect that will turn up.



As easy as ABC. Pray for a peaceful wedding, instead of dreading uninvited guests.
Re: How Do I Keep Uninvited Wedding Guest Away From My Wedding. by olasmail78yaho(m): 9:52pm On Dec 10, 2012
make una leave am.e no wan make we chop abi? ok O.
No be for dis nijah
Weda u sabi african custom or not.U must to declare dat day.
u no kno say some of us be professional gate-crasher?
ok o. no be for nijah.
How u tink say we dey chop 4weekend?
dis one no be grammer again o.talk better make we branch.
dis one wey u dey akata.
900 of us from yaba alone.
It will be a great day.dont worry.
4 dis nijah ke? boyzz must wack.
Re: How Do I Keep Uninvited Wedding Guest Away From My Wedding. by olasmail78yaho(m): 10:01pm On Dec 10, 2012
YOU are truely great o.Dat you av been waiting to feed us for ten years now.
weda e rain or flood sef,na chop we go chop dat day.
Thank you so much.
Is it true you are giving everybody mobile phone? ah u do well o.
We r waitin 4u o.
4 dis nijah we get big spender o.
boyzz go smile dat day

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Re: How Do I Keep Uninvited Wedding Guest Away From My Wedding. by Quads: 10:05pm On Dec 10, 2012
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Kirinwa: The uninvited guests are the well wishers. wink

Lmao
Re: How Do I Keep Uninvited Wedding Guest Away From My Wedding. by MissOpe(f): 10:05pm On Dec 10, 2012
an invited guest should be able to take @ most 1 person to the venue of the wedding so as not to get bored
Re: How Do I Keep Uninvited Wedding Guest Away From My Wedding. by zinfly: 10:06pm On Dec 10, 2012
olasmail78@yaho:
YOU are truely great o.Dat you av been waiting to feed us for ten years now.
weda e rain or flood sef,na chop we go chop dat day.
Thank you so much.
Is it true you are giving everybody mobile phone? ah u do well o.
We r waitin 4u o.
4 dis nijah we get big spender o.
boyzz go smile dat day

osasmail you are not a serious person. its not only mobile phone, come and collect your mac air. OLE
Re: How Do I Keep Uninvited Wedding Guest Away From My Wedding. by olasmail78yaho(m): 10:15pm On Dec 10, 2012
Broda boyzz dey serious o.
EHN 4Dis nijah ke.?party souviners?Haba na x-mas true true.
Guys must lubricate throat plus full belle.
all dis akata dem neva see dog wey grow horn.
yahoo yahoo boyzz dey trace de party venue as i dey talk.
Una dat day go heavy o,no be small
Re: How Do I Keep Uninvited Wedding Guest Away From My Wedding. by Nobody: 10:16pm On Dec 10, 2012
These Fuqqing Akata's
Re: How Do I Keep Uninvited Wedding Guest Away From My Wedding. by Rocktation(f): 10:16pm On Dec 10, 2012
zinfly:

osasmail you are not a serious person. its not only mobile phone, come and collect your mac air. OLE

Ehennn...I catch you. And you were busy, forming American nigga for us, when the matter of feeding uninvited people, arose bah? grin
Re: How Do I Keep Uninvited Wedding Guest Away From My Wedding. by Impulse80(m): 10:18pm On Dec 10, 2012
stingy op instead of praying for prosperity you are here talking nonsense angry angry angry
Re: How Do I Keep Uninvited Wedding Guest Away From My Wedding. by zinfly: 10:21pm On Dec 10, 2012
Rocktation:

Ehennn...I catch you. And you were busy, forming American nigga for us, when the matter of feeding uninvited people, arose bah? grin

LMAO, let me go and sleep before i go late to work 2moro. i cant afford to lose my job now i have olasmail and his crew to feed.

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Re: How Do I Keep Uninvited Wedding Guest Away From My Wedding. by Rocktation(f): 10:25pm On Dec 10, 2012
Good!! We appreciate the change of heart. tongue
Re: How Do I Keep Uninvited Wedding Guest Away From My Wedding. by Sike(m): 10:26pm On Dec 10, 2012
*in Akon's voice* "I dont care if you chop my money...Cuz i no send"
Re: How Do I Keep Uninvited Wedding Guest Away From My Wedding. by marabout(m): 10:26pm On Dec 10, 2012
TonyEben: Its totally UnAfrican...
.

Hmmm......Difficult in Africa...............may not go down well at all. If you live in Lagos, take the wedding to Maiduguri where the fear of Boko is the beginning of wisdom grin.

On a more serious note, select your venue properly: Indoor and strictly by IV only.

Goodluck!
Re: How Do I Keep Uninvited Wedding Guest Away From My Wedding. by olasmail78yaho(m): 10:27pm On Dec 10, 2012
Oga for govt daughter marry last week sha,na 200 goat dem slaughter.
Boyzz still get two for backyard.
You from abroad.We are expecting three cows.
Dat 300 seats is not enough 4awon boyzz o.
B4 i forget,i jus go printer thank u4 d 900 uninvited invitations.
u do well o.
4dis nijah ke.
man must wack

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Re: How Do I Keep Uninvited Wedding Guest Away From My Wedding. by Quads: 10:30pm On Dec 10, 2012
I'm seriously suprised at some of the comments here i take it that most people are joking but seriously is it too hard for someone to wish for a sane and drama free reception?

@OP, dont back down keep thinking and talking to well meaning friends you'll soon enough find creative ways of keeping away the univited guests. I'm sorry I cant give you any more tips as babyossi has done a good enough job already. Wish you all the best.
Re: How Do I Keep Uninvited Wedding Guest Away From My Wedding. by somegirl1: 10:36pm On Dec 10, 2012
Goldieluks: @OP It is your wedding and you have every right to enjoy your day.
But inviting bouncers to your wedding, does not make sense because you must
have attended one or two weddings without being invited, maybe you attended with a friend.
How would you feel if you do attend a wedding with your friend, and you were bounced/or not allowed into the wedding?
Its like attending night clubs where you have bouncers, and it feels very embarrassing to experience such.

To me i think you should just pray your wedding goes smoothly and peacefully as planned, instead of
worrying yourself with uninvited guests. Guest who are uninvited are sometimes more than the invited guests,
and its all for the fun of it. So chill, and pray you have a blissful and enjoyable wedding experience, stop fretting unnecessarily.

that's why all guests would be informed in advance that their friends aren't welcome.
Anyone who chooses to bring someone along would be responsible for any embarrassment to their friends
Re: How Do I Keep Uninvited Wedding Guest Away From My Wedding. by TableLeg(m): 10:37pm On Dec 10, 2012
val_dubem: when U were carrying ur longer throat up and down peoples wedding and parties, did anybody bounce you? now you want to Chase people away from your own. What is good for Obi should equally be good for Musa.
LOL
Re: How Do I Keep Uninvited Wedding Guest Away From My Wedding. by olasmail78yaho(m): 10:42pm On Dec 10, 2012
we av started hailing you already sha.
non stop prayers and blessing.
My dear for africa de people wey u kno na dem go do u sometin.
Gatecrasher go hail you,talk your name say u be better person.
no be feed u dey feed dem.? US coz i fit chop 20 people ration.
no b lie o.
we wish you happiness and na im matta my dear.
dont mind those people wey no hungry
we will eat their share
Re: How Do I Keep Uninvited Wedding Guest Away From My Wedding. by olasmail78yaho(m): 10:57pm On Dec 10, 2012
rocktation we salute una o.My sis una do well.
u kno say na play we dey play.
im sure zinfly hear una wise words.
we greet una well o

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Re: How Do I Keep Uninvited Wedding Guest Away From My Wedding. by Nobody: 10:58pm On Dec 10, 2012
op sef na wa for you! just say you no wan invite nairalanders because we go reach 500thousand wey go come.mtcheeew!
Re: How Do I Keep Uninvited Wedding Guest Away From My Wedding. by HARDDON: 11:04pm On Dec 10, 2012
This is Nigeria and we all do appreciate bin Nigerians. This is nigeria where we kare ƒoя each oda ....not Overseas where a Son has to take permission b4 ballin home to his dad's place , this is not where selfishness is seen as civility. Dad dnt borrow τнεiя kids money here and wud neva do ! Dey sow willingly into τнεiя son's life .... And hell yea! We appreciate bin who we are!

Y boda bringing this weding to nigeria? Y dnt you stay off where your selfish prowess can ß appreciated?

I raise ma glass to all d Nigerians in the house who don't have to change their skin kolour to fit into som western stupidity!

Here we swallow garri, if you can't handle it, stick ova there with your leaves and flowers. ya heaarrrrd!

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Re: How Do I Keep Uninvited Wedding Guest Away From My Wedding. by olasmail78yaho(m): 11:15pm On Dec 10, 2012
GBAMM!!
Re: How Do I Keep Uninvited Wedding Guest Away From My Wedding. by homeboy232(m): 11:40pm On Dec 10, 2012
dont blame the bouncers, most of this uninvited guest are talented, they have special tricks that wil make the bouncers to allow them in?? The major reason why celebrity do not entertain unvited guest it is because of security, some of them are their to steal mobile phones...i was born and brought up in the barracks, that year, we dey go party wella, serve ur self party dey happen, we know dey attend poor party like people wey dey do achitecture work for number of invitee.......that year, serve urself, wine plenty like mad, na drivers and pA'S DEY drink beer, i dey serve myself wit confidence, but na that year, if the party go dey tough, maybe like dangote or top billionaires, most of them dey start for church dem do main thing for house, guarantee dey say IV must drop, we dey follow them go house, the problem be say if those street tout come thief, na unvited guest be suspect, but we no dey do like unvited guest because our baff up self fine pass invited guest ....who cares about ur amateur wedding....i really enjoy that year...
Re: How Do I Keep Uninvited Wedding Guest Away From My Wedding. by Daluuzor(m): 11:40pm On Dec 10, 2012
i tink u shud ask 2face or u can go for a low key weddin wit zero broadcast! Just family and frnds.
Re: How Do I Keep Uninvited Wedding Guest Away From My Wedding. by osifred(m): 11:41pm On Dec 10, 2012
Not all uninvited guest want to eat your food, some want to come share your moment of joy with you. Is it then right for you to bounce them out?

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Re: How Do I Keep Uninvited Wedding Guest Away From My Wedding. by somegirl1: 11:45pm On Dec 10, 2012
osifred: Not all uninvited guest want to eat your food, some want to come share your moment of joy with you. Is it then right for you to bounce them out?

how so? when they don't they know the couple?

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