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Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by Dyt(f): 4:39pm On Jan 19, 2013
mrkels:
Ok do you or any1 in this forum know this london2lasgidi dude personally?

Read d story of dis guy, he uses anoda handle
And I cld rem wat I read den, d pix were his cousins or frnds
Nt so sure
Ewooo, can't rem d guys oda handle oooo
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by Afam4eva(m): 4:39pm On Jan 19, 2013
ItsModella:
LMAO!!! it can't be. Flashaldrin is [size=15pt]supposed[/size] to be in med school, not in Oshodi selling meat.
That's the whole point grin grin grin
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by coogar: 4:40pm On Jan 19, 2013
ItsModella:
LMAO!!! it can't be. Flashaldrin is supposed to be in med school, not in Oshodi selling meat.

med school = meat school! grin
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by Gboliwe: 4:41pm On Jan 19, 2013
Dyt:

Read d story of dis guy, he uses anoda handle
And I cld rem wat I read den, d pix were his cousins or frnds
Nt so sure
Ewooo, can't rem d guys oda handle oooo
Shymex?
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by Nobody: 4:41pm On Jan 19, 2013
Dyt:

Read d story of dis guy, he uses anoda handle
And I cld rem wat I read den, d pix were his cousins or frnds
Nt so sure
Ewooo, can't rem d guys oda handle oooo
I heard he's the same person as Shymexx.
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by lekkie073(m): 4:42pm On Jan 19, 2013
i can tell u dat sherlock holmes has narrowed it down to two, odinaka00 and phineboy1pimple. ask me how.
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by mrkels(m): 4:43pm On Jan 19, 2013
Afam4eva:
That's the whole point grin grin grin
Bro, individual investigation is strenuous...need some1 to write a code so we run it through nairaland and get the meat seller jare
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by mrkels(m): 4:43pm On Jan 19, 2013
lekkie073: i can tell u dat sherlock holmes has narrowed it down to two, odinaka00 and phineboy1pimple. ask me how.
How?
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by Nobody: 4:43pm On Jan 19, 2013
One thing I cannot stand ==> Short azz niggas
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by Afam4eva(m): 4:44pm On Jan 19, 2013
lekkie073: i can tell u dat sherlock holmes has narrowed it down to two, odinaka00 and phineboy1pimple. ask me how.
This guy has to be on the list because he's following the OP.
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by Nobody: 4:45pm On Jan 19, 2013
https://www.nairaland.com/biafra4tharmy
https://www.nairaland.com/paddy_lo

I've narrowed it down to these two...thank me later grin grin
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by mrkels(m): 4:46pm On Jan 19, 2013
Afam4eva:
This guy has to be on the list because he's following the OP.
both of them follow the OP
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by Afam4eva(m): 4:46pm On Jan 19, 2013
ItsModella: https://www.nairaland.com/biafra4tharmy
https://www.nairaland.com/paddy_lo

I've narrowed it down to these two...thank me later grin grin
What criteria was used?
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by Gboliwe: 4:46pm On Jan 19, 2013
coogar:

i still don't believe the op - the gulf in class is too wide!



i am curious how you know the daily schedule of a meat seller.
This is the funniest so far.
Over to you Mr Vikin

Thank God i'm clean. Atleast everybody knows i'm officially jobless. What else have I not mentioned in my nialand diary?
May God help the catfishes in our midst.
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by Afam4eva(m): 4:46pm On Jan 19, 2013
mrkels:
both of them follow the OP
ohh ok
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by mrkels(m): 4:47pm On Jan 19, 2013
ItsModella: https://www.nairaland.com/biafra4tharmy
https://www.nairaland.com/paddy_lo
I've narrowed it down to these two...thank me later grin grin

more like
https://www.nairaland.com/odinaka00 and
https://www.nairaland.com/phineboy1pimple
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by coogar: 4:47pm On Jan 19, 2013
Afam4eva:
This guy has to be on the list because he's following the OP.

inconclusive!!!
after the op's disappointment, her first reaction would be to unfollow the "meat seller" for taking her for a long ride.
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by Idowuogbo(f): 4:47pm On Jan 19, 2013
coogar:

the story is not true, op is lying!!
even though i agree there are fake people on this forum just like every other site, i do not believe this particular story. a meat seller would not have the time to troll here and still cleave meats in the market.
Bless u! She's chatting pure fuckeries mehn... If she talk say d guy she meet na yahoo yahoo guy now, I for stamp am say na 190. But..... Meat seller? Op,u full of shyte! Abeggi! Next!
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by lekkie073(m): 4:48pm On Jan 19, 2013
Afam4eva:
This guy has to be on the list because he's following the OP.
phineboy1pimple, his twitter handle says stunningsexy007. his name was d first name in group 3 of mr nairaland contest. he stays in lagos.....sum all these info together, u get someone who wished he was actually sexyx with no pimple....
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by Richy4(m): 4:48pm On Jan 19, 2013
[quote author=coogar]

that's not enough reason to lie about his status.....
why do nigerians always make excuses for criminal acts? the op has her preference, the meatseller lied to fit into the op's preference. why should you not blame the op for lying about himself?

Please do not make me believe u are a saint. I just have a little issue with the phrase u used "Nigerians". try and reduce the statistics next time. instead of saying Nigerians, say people. and believe me no high class girl will give a second glance to a meet seller.

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Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by Nobody: 4:48pm On Jan 19, 2013
ItsModella: https://www.nairaland.com/biafra4tharmy
https://www.nairaland.com/paddy_lo

I've narrowed it down to these two...thank me later grin grin

Paddy_lo was a friend of mines (USA) before he moved back to Naija. He was a FB friend and he is def not a meat seller.
Rule him out. If na ogogoro seller, I fit believe am grin

As for Biafra4ARMY, dude looks 15. WHO NAMES THEIR KID "Thankgod"?
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by Dyt(f): 4:48pm On Jan 19, 2013
ItsModella: https://www.nairaland.com/biafra4tharmy
https://www.nairaland.com/paddy_lo

I've narrowed it down to these two...thank me later grin grin

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Isimodella she haf kill me oooooo
My head oo
My stomach
Yeeeeepaaaaa
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by Afam4eva(m): 4:49pm On Jan 19, 2013
coogar:

inconclusive!!!
after the op's disappointment, her first reaction would be to unfollow the "meat seller" for taking her for a long ride.
She said she's forgiven the meat seller, so that wouldn't be necessary. Besides, we're just seperating the wheat from the chaff on our way to finding the most wanted man on nairaland aka "THE MEAT SELLER".
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by coogar: 4:49pm On Jan 19, 2013
Idowuogbo:
Bless u! She's chatting pure fuckeries. If she talk say d guy she meet na yahoo yahoo guy now, I for stamp am say na 190. But..... Meat seller? Op,u full of shyte! Abeggi! Next!

she's obviously lying -

Richy.:

Please do not make me believe u are a saint. I just have a little issue with the phrase u used "Nigerians". try and reduce the statistics next time. instead of saying Nigerians, say people. and believe me no high class girl will give a second glance to a meet seller.

it's a character synonymous with nigerians.
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by Gboliwe: 4:50pm On Jan 19, 2013
The man is 37years old! I think that should be the major concern.
Let us give him so respect.
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by Afam4eva(m): 4:50pm On Jan 19, 2013
Ileke-IdI:


Paddy_lo was a friend of mines (USA) before he moved back to Naija. He's a FB friend and he is def not a meat seller.
Rule him out.
Is there a possibility he went to the US to study "meat selling"?
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by Nobody: 4:50pm On Jan 19, 2013
If you are sure of yourself that u want to find a soulmate on nairaland, then follow these rules:

1. Be sure that u urself is okay (attractive to a good level and not idle with shabby manners if u are a girl, and goodlooking and not idle, poor and at least above average or average financially, if you are a guy)

2. Don't be desperate about it (both guys and ladies)

3. Do not search within the romance section; most ppl that cluster on the romance/meetup section are on a mission, some have fishy mission, some just came for a hidden purpose. So explore people on other sections (politics, joke, family, games, auto, literature, etc)

4. Don't rush to meetup and don't have high expectation. Stop dreaming that people u find online are Dangotes and Adenugas cos most aren't. And to the guys, stop believing that most girls online are sexy, trendy and ajebo (in naija slang, meaning ppl frm rich fam bckgrnd), see them as the same ordinary ppl u see around u n on d streets daily

5. Try and get their facebook ad, from the lists of their frnds u ought to see his/her fam members to confirm his/her identity, and u ought to check their facebook timeline to ascertain their true personality

6. Before meeting up, try chatting with them on skype or any other instant video streaming medium

7. You need to develop a decent personality on nairaland first to make decent, honest and reasonable ppl notice u n take u serious, else, u will only be meeting fake people who are on a mission

7. Always tell yourself the truth; every human has a shortcoming, be ready to accept their shortcoming while they do same for u.

Goodluck, but with the way people act on this forum, I doubt if well to do and mature people would ever want to find something serious here. All nairalanders need to start acting more reasonable in their comments n responses for good.
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by Dyt(f): 4:51pm On Jan 19, 2013
Hmmmmm
Shymex wz claimin 2 b london2lasgidi
Shymex writes sh1ts
In his post u c, fuCCkk. And all sorts of slangs
He claims abi leaves in uk/us
Scratches head
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by Nobody: 4:51pm On Jan 19, 2013
ItsModella: https://www.nairaland.com/biafra4tharmy
https://www.nairaland.com/paddy_lo

I've narrowed it down to these two...thank me later grin grin
this ain't your field go play with the girls....lol
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by Nobody: 4:51pm On Jan 19, 2013
Afam4eva:
Is there a possibility he went to the US to study "meat selling"?

grin Does he sound like a meat seller on NL?
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by Nobody: 4:52pm On Jan 19, 2013
pepperminty12: my dear I tire! I wish I can see thru dese posts! Half of d peeps dat wag dere mouths here are nonentities!
you are already seeing thru them. @ least u know they r wagging their tongues.
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by Nobody: 4:52pm On Jan 19, 2013
Dyt: Hmmmmm
Shymex wz claimin 2 b london2lasgidi
Shymex writes sh1ts
In his post u c, fuCCkk. And all sorts of slangs
He claims abi leaves in uk/us
Scratches head

Shymmex never claimed to live in the US.
He might be posting on NL with 50 IDs, but I doubt the OP's made up fantasy man is shymmex.

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