just like i said earlier everyone on NL is the son/daughter of dangotte.they change their cars everyweek.they have been driving bmw x6 since 1960 .their house is so big that they feel like moving to a smaller one .they are so independent and didnt demand a dime while courting,they never had s3x while courting yet abortion rate is on the increase.people drive aeroplanes in their surroundings .wonderful place

masterpiecer:

y u come dey xpose all dese guys like dis naa?, stop it b4 i stop u

Why do u want to stop her

freecocoa: Oga sir I dey as you leave me o, how's it going?

Oyi na tum o

Mrs mansson: just like i said earlier everyone on NL is the son/daughter of dangotte.they change their cars everyweek.they have been driving bmw x6 since 1960 .their house is so big that they feel like moving to a smaller one .they are so independent and didnt demand a dime while courting,they never had s3x while courting yet abortion rate is on the increase.people drive aeroplanes in their surroundings .wonderful place

It was the day a thread was created for Nairalanders to say the cars that they're currently using that i knew that Nigerians can lie. Even some people that i know real life who have degrees in trekking were saying that they use Lamborgini.

Afam4eva: Even the monikers wey all these Nairaland chicks dey use sef go make you think say dem be Beyoncee part 2.

that's a good point....
the moment you see pretty, sëxy, cute or whatever in the username, take cover. the only reason any chic would put cute/pretty in her username is because she's not cute/sexy.

Afam4eva:
It was the day a thread was created for Nairalanders to say the cars that they're currently using that i knew that Nigerians can lie. Even some people that i know real life who have degrees in trekking were saying that they use Lamborgini.

that was good!

mondi_cheeks: are u part of the crew? Why do u want to stop her

this xposure is jst too much, abi na crime to b bar boy?

and here i am thinking of how to make friends on nairaland

coogar:

that's a good point....
the moment you see pretty, sëxy, cute or whatever in the username, take cover. the only reason any chic would put cute/pretty in her username is because she's not cute/sexy.



that was good!

ok. if we see coogar, lioness, and so, what does dat imply?

on a serious note, y would someone stoop so low to portray what they aint? thats some serious low esteem sh!t

Seriously, i don't believe this... ....

Sitex: For those who care to knw...I'm the meat seller question
Am tired of living a fake life so am out nw on nairaland as a renown MEAT SELLER.
How many of you nairaland gals gbadu me nw None am guessin
so you see why i had to project a false image of myself rght!
Life of unequal opportunities... *mtcheeeew*

which meat do u sell?

Lucenz0...whr u dey ?
Abi u dey sell meat ?
...l0l...jst j0k!nG...

freecocoa: Hope say no be Lalaosky o?

Oboy NL no go kill person o.

I know many people who pm me but get no replies will conclude me a snub but I know what I'm avoiding, most of the people here are very fake.

Well, I happen to have met a few nairalanders and have no regrets so far, you just have to be very careful on here.

OP your story funny sha .

Abego. No be lalaosky I personally know him and the pics he used in contesting is the real him.

Rotflmao....@op For Nigerians faking British accent is like choping puff puff you should have known that.

lekkie073:
ok. if we see coogar, lioness, and so, what does dat imply?

then run for your life - never look back, just keep running otherwise i would be having your blood for dinner.

masterpiecer:

this xposure is jst too much, abi na crime to b bar boy?

not even my husband sells roasted ground nuts by the robots and I'm proud of him

masterpiecer:

y u come dey xpose all dese guys like dis naa?, stop it b4 i stop u

Them be my people trust me them no go mind .

A-ZeD:

Oyi na tum o

*Hands him a BIG blanket on behalf of freecocoa*

Omoh mehn, but some guys the fall hand finally ooo. This tori gat me laughing so hard that I nearly hit one keke man.

gboss4sure: Omoh mehn, but some guys the fall hand finally ooo. This tori gat me laughing so hard that I nearly hit one keke man.

You be okada man?

mondi_cheeks: not even my husband sells roasted ground nuts by the robots and I'm proud of him

most people thinks that what makes dem is what they are, rahter than who they r

gboss4sure: Omoh mehn, but some guys the fall hand finally ooo. This tori gat me laughing so hard that I nearly hit one keke man.

With your car or bicycle?

gboss4sure:


Abego. No be lalaosky personally and the pics he used in contesting is the real him.

So una no fit detect joke again abi?

i DONT believe this story, nah, hw r we sure d op stays in US too, this na classic fall hand for d guy nw, chaii

gboss4sure: Omoh mehn, but some guys the fall hand finally ooo. This tori gat me laughing so hard that I nearly hit one keke man.

the story is not true, op is lying!!
even though i agree there are fake people on this forum just like every other site, i do not believe this particular story. a meat seller would not have the time to troll here and still cleave meats in the market.

coogar:

then run for your life - never look back, just keep running otherwise i would be having your blood for dinner.

my blood or my meat? or the two together?

coogar:

then run for your life - never look back, just keep running otherwise i would be having your blood for dinner.

my blood or my meat? or the two together?
my blood or my meat? or the two together? me sef wan die

ikekings: You be okada man?

Lol, Bro u harsh ooo. Okada ke okada ni

coogar:

the story is not true, op is lying!!
even though i agree there are fake people on this forum just like every other site, i do not believe this particular story. a meat seller would not have the time to troll here and still cleave meats in the market.

It may not be your everyday meat-seller. He could have people working for him or something.

gboss4sure:

Lol, Bro u harsh ooo. Okada ke okada ni

... Na pesin business now...

Afam4eva:
It may not be your everyday meat-seller. He could have people working for him or something.

then he's an employer - an entrepreneur!

coogar:

the story is not true, op is lying!!
even though i agree there are fake people on this forum just like every other site, i do not believe this particular story. a meat seller would not have the time to troll here and still cleave meats in the market.

You have a point. Well sha the OP knows herself